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NO i dont want to fucking go on a holiday to greece with work colleagues

no i dont want to go to the pub after work

no i dont want to speak to you about the extension on your home

no i dont want to be a good goy


i just want to get stoned with my loser friends ffs

fuck having friends
lonely stoner is where it is

Its legal up here in canada, the comfiest place on earth

>>15963182
yes or this.

i just want to get st0ned and sit alone by myself

i fucking love being alone and having peace and quiet


i used to think getting stoned and fapping was degenerate but fucking hell maybe i was wrong

i mean having a gf and fucking her is good but i need weed ffs

has weed ruined my life?

>>15963182
Also, this. Fuck getting stoned and then having annoying people ruin your chill high by constantly fucking blabbing about something

bump

>>15963196
Been smoking for a while, friend mistook my laid back happy idea talk with him for being a NEET.
Normie tries pushing me to being a cuck to society for 4 years straight, while not taking me serious on anything. Joke's on him I just don't parade my achievements.
Told him I'm sick with his behavior, and he went full blame mode. I said "No, we always talk about me, this is about you", while he painted the most negative picture of me I've ever heard.
The thing is, I saw his own shortcommings reflecting off his words, depicting them on me.

>>15963702
Who cares 420 blaze it

>>15963165
Mutt spotted
In the first world people don't get drug test for a job or during it. unless it a 'dangerous' job then random testing. Mutts don't even know how cucked they are.

>>15963702
I have a lot of these stupid problems because I don't communicate properly to friends, I don't set boundaries because I'm too laid back.
When I'm not high, I'm a different and serious person just like them. When they're high, they're just as much of an idiot as me.
Don't get me wrong, they are really smart people IQ 130+ as well as me.
They hold me responsible for a picture they paint of my high me, who is kinda autistic in a socially retarded intelligently great way.
Since a few days, I finally knew what to say but 1 of 'm will never change.

Is it okay to loose a long term friend because of pretty rational but mis-informed and wrong behavior?
I mean, there's not much I can do about a picture painted in 6 years of time.

>>15963196
>i used to think getting stoned and fapping was degenerate but fucking hell maybe i was wrong
Ever experienced getting stoned beyond belief, then have a girl edge you orally?

A 30-45 minute blowjob, where I am constantly in the verge of cooming, but I can hold back due to being high af, and the girl also intentionally edging me and slowing down when I get near the edge ... it's literally the best.

I can't even fap anymore, it just pales in comparison. And getting sucked off sober now sucks as well.

Sometimes I even take a few hits on my on-demand vape while she's sucking me. Makes me feel like a total boss.

>>15963753
my ID is also a couple of lines away from being
vapesPLZ

Kek has spoken
Time to go do that again kek

>>15963182
Smoking alone and browsing 4chan feels great

>>15963729
any job requiring more than menial office work usually drug tests randomly, in fact even office workers can be kicked out if it is believed they show up to work stoned

so gtfo faggot

>>15963753
i had sex with a previous girlfriend whilst stoned and it was amazing

also fapped a lot whilst stoned which was absolutely incredible

now i live a straight edge boring life of sober sex (drunk sex is ok i guess, not nearly as good as stoned) and sober living, gym, cooking etc


im so fucking bored guys. maybe this is why weed it bad.. once you smoke it you cant enjoy sober life

>>15963165
Stick with your career and either work your way into upper management or make it very apparent how good of a fit you are for the company after they've invested a a couple months/years into you, however long it takes for you to stand out from your peers. They wont dare to drug test you if its apparent that it'll fuck with their bottom line. Until then, you just gotta stick with the kinds of drugs that clear your system fast based on whether they piss or hair test you. Hair test is trickier, and means you'll need to be more selective of your recreational habits.

>>15963836
Don’t do this. Random drug screening means random. I’ve worked with CEOs who get picked out of a hat for the drug testing. If you care about the career then just blaze it up when you retire

>>15963165
>he didnt become his own boss

I could never follow rules growing up

>>15963165
Legalizing it won’t mean shit. I am not drug tested and I don’t smoke, but the biggest reason drug testing exists is for insurance and insurance companies don’t care if what you’re on while working is legal. They care that you’re on something or might be on something while you’re working

>>15964611
This. Legalization wont mean you wont get fired if you get tested at work you fucking retards.

>>15963804
Move to commie-fornia and get a 6 figure salary anon.

Guys I live in The Netherlands and here drug tests are offlimits unless you are a fucking pilot or similar job where being high might risk multiple lives. Outside of this kind of jobs, Nobody gives a flying fuck if you are high, if you do your job then go for it.

Anybody that is under influence at work needs to be shot, but if you partied in the weekend ... WHO FUCKING cares on Monday ? No one right. So that is why everybody is snorting coke, taking MDMA and on the after-party take the edge off with some Ket while blazing a joint. And on monday you go to work and recover lol

>>15964669
In fact the drug culture here is: who fucking cares it is not 1940. I have collegues openly saying that they smoked weed or take pills while the superior is there. No need to be hypocrite everybody is a adult and understand that you were young, big fucking deal whooptie fucking doo.

>>15963768
I second this

>>15964688
Woah check 88 pic related

Weed is for niggers

>>15963789
High tier jobs don't drug test at all. Only place that drugtests above $100K salary is the defense/aerospace industry, because they don't want people dying as a result.

Only jobs that drug test regularly are wagie tier jobs like call centers/manufacturing where they need a cheap excuse to lay people off.

>>15964639
>>15964611

i dont intend to or want to come into work stoned

>>15964602
being self employed is a pain in the ass. yeah you can do drugs but you have to do a lot more work as well

>>15964669
>So that is why everybody is snorting coke, taking MDMA and on the after-party take the edge off with some Ket while blazing a joint. And on monday you go to work and recover lol

i used to do this all the time with friends. it was amazing and i have some great memories.

now i havent touched a drug in 4 years and i fucking miss getting high on mdma and bonding with friends.

>>15965028
yeah maybe in la la land

go to work stoned or have someone put in an anonymous tip and youll be drug tested

>>15963165
Im a wagie and my boss is literally a wake-and-bake pothead who sneaks out on his lunch break to take bong hits. could probably hit him up for weed if I ran out lol sucks to work for a shitty company

>>15965122
You will still get fucked if they do random tests. What part of legalization =/= not getting fired for breaking a company's policy do you not understand

>>15964688
checked lmao

>>15963165
I used to smoke 2 ounces a month to myself. I took the career pill also and got my cdl. I miss smoking pot but I have no regrets. I make more money than I ever would have otherwise and while I do miss my old lifestyle, the life I'm working toward now will be much better than the one the one I would've had if I was still working a McJob

Smoking a drug that fucks your neural connections through demyelination and overstimulates your reproductive system. You got fucked in the worst of lights. Not only did you fall for the safe meme, but you also fell for the non-addictive meme, as if habit forming had no relation to addiction. How does it feel to be in vital need of something destructive alongside your similarly-minded friends? Stop taking that shit and find better friends.

>>15965603
Kids shouldn't do weed because of this. Marihuana is a medicine and there's many positive things about it. However If you abuse any medicine you are gonna get fucked.

this thread is relevant.
i miss getting stoned with friends or alone. haven done it in 3 years.
i feel bored and empty in a way.
why cant i do what i enjoy ?

You can always try smoking cock. I’m pretty sure it won’t show up on a drug test.

>>15963165
I’m 4 days away from being one month free of weed after being a daily smoker for 8 years. The first 16 days were the worst. I feel physically over it now but yeah the boredom is so much more palpable without it. I still have 2 bags left which I refuse to touch.

>>15963729
U.K. here that’s not true. They test for most full-time delivery driving jobs here.

>>15963165
It is legal

>>15965732
Pretty depressing thought that you still miss it after 3 fuckin years.

Find a job that does not test if weed is so important to you (even if it pays less) and grow your own shit, you will recover the losses from selling.

Weed abuse made my IQ drop 10 points or more. Pot being harmless is a meme

Are you fucking serious man. Fake fucking pee. Works everytime.

>>15966044
>Pot being harmless is a meme
If you have no self control. Alcohol isn't safe to play with either, if you lack discipline. It's fine for adults though, and there are plenty of benefits to cannabis use, not abuse.

>tfw use my straight edge friend's piss to get current job, never drug tested after pre-employment screen
>make 90k/yr
sucks to be you OP

id rather LSD be legalized desu

>>15965144
i work for a big pharma doing quality control on drugs on market, we even handle scheduled benzos and no one gets drug tested except for when you start