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please breathe directly on my face

>>15958486
pls sit on my fucking face

>>15958486
Sergey tries to pump his shitcoin with another blog post. Fails.

I’m only gonna post the full pasta when link is under $2.00

>>15958486
THE FEEL OF NO SMUG NICO GF

>>15958644
STOP REMINDING ME YOU FUCKER

>>15958888

>>15958486
Shut up, nigger.

>>15958626
Some anon posted a negative image Nico with the pasta in zalgo on September 24 when the price dropped from $2.07 to sub-$1.50

Hardest I've laughed at something on biz in a long time

>>15958486
>sub 2.40

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

I bought at $0.45 so IDGAFTBHFAM

>>15958888
checked

>>15958906
should i pick up this show? nico is so cute, as they all are, but cute girls make me depressed

>>15958486
I can’t believe I’m investing in a project with a bunch of faggots like you guys.

Guarantee 9/10 of you love anime girls and have never touched a woman

Fuck you people
I just Hope link makes it

>>15960199
Checked
I’ve had sex with one woman, a short term gf. Kissed other women. That’s it, late 20’s. Get attention but I sperg out and my dark humor doesn’t help.
>ugh anon that guy is so creepy and weird
>yea, he’s the type that’ll shake a baby to death
>anon ummm that’s too far
I was kind of right though, the guy ended up doing some fucked up shit and is on probation now. Who’s right now Stacy!???!

>>15960199
Guarantee you've never fucked a mare

>>15960227
*kissed three other women

>>15958988
That was me lmao

>>15958918
sauce the fucking mango, mane

I need to see it

>>15960903
Find it yourself. You're a big boy, aren't you?

Nico Nico knee me in the balls.