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DUDE JUST LIE IN DORMANT SLUMBER FOR 300 MILLION YEARS LMAO

>> No.15949909

>>15949901
based

>> No.15949917
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>>15949901
this got a fucking solid kek out of me

>> No.15949918

>>15949901
is it supposed to be all blurry and fucky

>> No.15949949

>>15949918
yes retarded plebbit poster

>> No.15949952

>>15949901
kek

>> No.15949958

>>15949901
That'd be so fucking comfy

>> No.15949978

>>15949901
I AM TIRED
I AM WEARY
I COULD HODL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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>>15949901
Thanks for the new image based boy. This will be used for the /biz/ horde.

>> No.15949997 [DELETED] 

>>15949918
Just check it and thank me later

https://pastebin.com/bV75uAQf

>> No.15950083

big kek

>> No.15950512

>>15949901
based Coomthulhu

>> No.15950646

>>15949901
Do you imagine COOOOMINH 300 million years worth of COOOOOM?

>> No.15951085

>>15949958
Indeed. The benefits of being dead with none of the drawbacks.

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>>15949901
You did it anon
You robbed me of my last giggles

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Imagine cooming for 300 million years. Do you think the oceans are simply cthulu's coom, and that's why ocean "water" is salty? Because it's actually just old god coom? I'll be honest that's pretty based if true

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>>15951105
Fucking kek

>> No.15951194

>>15949901
Fantastic OC

>> No.15951208

>>15949901
The cthloomer

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>>15949901
well played anon, have a (you) and mercy of our autist crew

>> No.15951420

>>15949901

Bbrrroooo I'm gonnnbbnnbbnndnnnncccccoooiiiiiiiuuuyshshduioiuumkmmmmmmmmmmmdmmdkdk

>> No.15952188

>>15949901
My favourite part of the day is sleep, beat part is when you wake up and don’t need to go to work

So you pull some cones and go back to sleep until the afternoon

>> No.15952281

>>15949901
LOOOOLLL

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>>15949901
God I wish he would return and cleanse us all

>> No.15952510

>>15949901
thank you for your high quality contribution anon

>> No.15952531

>>15949901
Is that supposed to be cthulu? I think this meme has lost all meaning at this point.

>> No.15952538

>>15949901
Lolol

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>>15949901

>> No.15952546

>>15949901
No joke though, that leaf posting about the freemason friend and Antarctica thing is kinda spoopy

>> No.15952548

Based af

>> No.15952552

>>15949901
LMFAO

>> No.15952632

>bro just wait till the heat death of the universe

>> No.15952645

>>15949901
Include me in the screencap for reddit xD someone do one with yog stothoth lmfaoo x))))))))) ;)

>> No.15952660

you made me exhale so strongly that I felt my abs

>> No.15952668

>>15952645
fag

>> No.15952679

>>15951105
Allegedly in Hinduism (i think) that marijuana was from a higher beings cum.

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>>15952320
Coming soon to an earth under you!!

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>>15952668

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>>15952707
go back, no fun nigger

>> No.15952734

>>15952546
Link to antartica thing?

>> No.15952735

>>15951105
I think I need to rest for a bit

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>>15952735
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! SIT DOWN ANON!

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>>15952734
>https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5lf5w6/anyone_curious_about_antarctica_this_series_of/
>inb4 >>>/r/leddit , newfag

>> No.15952896

>>15952847
I cannot read that low res image, got a screencap or an archive?

>> No.15952918

>>15952896
Search /pol/ archives for screencaps of canada/leaf/freemason friend/Antarctica/robots/mazes or something, cant help you there bud

>> No.15952964

>>15952896
Ok guys, that my post as you will. I have been refraining from posting this for sometime, even back in the older days of antartica on /x and /pol several years ago.. I figure now is a good time as any. I stopped myself from posting because I feared gangstalking, or being traced, if there was any truth to what I am about to post. Now I just think fuck it, this post will most likely go unnoticed anyways and gang stalking is just an irrational fear for myself.

My knowledge of Antarctica comes from my best friend of 50 years now. Though we grew up together, we grew up in very different conditions. He was part of the rich family, who owned one of the largest factories in my home town. I was the opposite, just a naive kid playing around town when we first met. We were best friends then, and I still consider him my best friend now, despite him traveling around the world, going to Princeton, and doing whatever he wanted.

The point is, he is a 31st mason and has lived a life way beyond I can imagine. despite all this, he always come to visit, sometimes several times a year, sometimes not for years.. but when he does, we usually get smashed and trashed, hookers blow, even he brought me dmt and other crazy shit. ok enough back story, time for the goods.

this comes from him, his story hasnt changed, though he only told me this roughly 5 years ago and told me shit would be happening in less than a decade.. this starts with religion, and at first I rolled my eyes, but as he talked more it sent shivers up and down my spine.. so the masons have been in charge of controlling and releasing information to the public at reasonable levels (that is what he told me the majority of his masonic duty entails). and the first piece of media they altered was the bible.. a major part of the bible was cut out from the Revelations, revealing where the anti-christ and the beast would emerge from. he said the section they cut out was the most important..

>> No.15952974

>>15952964
>>186828104
wow scary trips.. kek is listening..

ok, so the revelations stated that the last anti-christ would be the total opposite of Jesus, spreading disease from an old age which turned most humans into zombies, or some weird shit he said.. anyways, he said this anti-christ was trapped in a frozen wasteland with magnificent buildings and was being held captive by KMs of ice.. he doesn't know exactly if this is an individual, even the masons think it is a virus of somesort. the bible didnt specifically state.. but he said, this is where the saying comes from 'when hell freezes over'.. hell is already frozen over.. once hell is defrozen, then real hell will be unleashed..

he told me these temples in Antarctica have been explored by a group of people in control in the government, the same group of is doing crowd control methods all around the world, have been digging hoping to find this anti christ burried in Antarctica because some believe it is the key to immortality.. for another small section of the bible did refer to the everlasting life (garden of eden) being hidden right beside this anti-christ.. and in order to bring about the last days, it had to happen anyways.. so teams have been digging, blowing up shit, covering up, stopping visits (though he said you can visit the outside portions of Antarctica, only those who know will ever get to see those temples), and constantly destroying any information leaked from this expedition...

he told me, several years ago some russian thought he found a portion of the immortality and injected himself with an ancient virus they discovered in a vial in one of the temples.. he even cringed when talking to this story and said the guy instantly turned blue and froze over. everyone ran out and when they returned his body was gone (now they only work in those giant radioactive suits).. he said they had to replace him with a body double to avoid drawing notice or someshit in his real life.. cont. limit again

>> No.15952987

>>15952974
he went into great detail about how big and complicated those temples, and he calls it a big giant city, expand across the entire continent. he said from one temple where you enter there are hundreds of rooms, hallways, traps, all types of symbols and shit on the walls, large books of ancient text no one can read, vials upon vials of random liquids which they cant even remotely identify but he said most contain living organisms in these vials, and they protected behind large traps shit from indiana jones.. he said theyve already lost over 500 people exploring and now they are using robots, but shit is so complicated you have to move blocks to open doors, solve riddles.. i dont know, he said its truly a giant mouse trap.. there are keys and legends on the walls, and a single room can contain up to 100 different keys for solving to open a trap... its crazy shit and they have the smartest people working on it, and they send in 3rd world people to go open the doors when they think they solved it.. its shit i still dont know what to make of.

so some other stuff he told me.. most movies and books are representing what they think will happen when it is discovered.. like transformers (with the frozen bot forget his name), all these zombie movies, and all this other shit in the media..

im not sure if you guys care, essentially i have crazy stories from him for all these years... a lot of examples i forget because of our drunken binges, but this is the jist of it.. dont know if it confirms anything for you guys, but its my 2 cents

From last thread //////////7

>> No.15952998

>>15952974 oh dear I missed a couple leafposts
>he mentioned some jewish show on TV called the 100, i havent seen it, but he said the leader takes a chip or drinks something which gives them the recollection of all the knowledge previously.. and lets them control the others with their minds.. that is what they think is in the immortality vial.. so the media and shit they keep releasing is just them theorizing everything and making entertainment of it.. its funny because its the truth in a way he said, and the public just eats it up..

one a long binge he did tell me everything they found so far.. it must have been hours he was talking and lots of shit just went through me because it was so unbelievable.. aside from the traps the walls are covered in symbols and images.. shit which is supposedly happened, shit which hasnt happened, and shit just no one knows what to think about.. he said these images, though drawn in some ink which looks like its printed on a piece of paper, has predicted many events recently.. and the illuminati card game (this piece of 4chan i do enjoy threads about) were actually pictures on the walls of these temples.. he said they look so life like, even though being drawn, they had to release them in a game because these events were coming true over time.. and they keep do which is scary and crazy. for them its just another piece of media which flies over the heads of the population, but for them its a giant timeline.. he said theres tons of shit hidden in media which they find and subtly hide, but it doesnt matter to anyone because we just keep consuming shit and not caring.. nor would we care unless we saw it in real life.. i was amazed when he mentioned this game because i actually own it and took it out and we played for hours.. he explained a shit ton of cards which happened, and cards which they think will be happening soon.. he said each and every card is a picture from the wall and nothing is made up

>> No.15953003

>>15952896
dont bother its a rehash of At Mountains of Madness by lovecraft

>> No.15953060

>>15953003
Nice rec, saved
>this is what he said.. he said there is a connection between how much shit from the temples they put into the media, the more likely it is to be successful.. even the symbols, which are littered across all media, illuminati symbols, come from these temples, and other temples from the world.. but in these temples they appear hundreds of times in random order like a language.. so they just throw it out into the media and we buy it up.. not even they know what they truly mean.. but they just keep filling our media with it and we just keep consuming it..

they have no idea whether these stories happened or will be happening either.. there is no order in how they appear in the temples, its all scattered so they are scared that there are beasts hidden deep down in the temples.. another interesting thing he said was you cannot look through the walls. so normally they could use imaging and radar and other technologies to map out temples, these ones just appear as one giant black blimp with all technology they attempt to use.. they are literally mice in a mouse trap making their way through this maze piecing together lots of info and hoping to get luckyther lots of info and hoping to get lucky

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>>15953060
>>186830347
>>102296657
the amazing part he said of the temple is how complicated it is constructed.. from the 500 people who died, 400 are still missing.. so the puzzles and shit you do to open doors actually open up traps where you fall into or someshit.. and those 400 have disappeared into the temple somewhere and not a single one has been found yet.. they fear they have become infected with the zombie virus, for there are symbols showing death all over the temple, but they fear once they reach a certain level they will find all of those lost in a weird state, dead or infected or something.. also there is no noise in the temple.. when you talk its a very flat tone, and there is no outside noises, its like a dead silence which makes it really fucking scary to work in.. most of those who are deciphering will not enter the temples under any circumstances.. thats why they send the third worlders to go in and try to open shit up..