/biz/ - Business & Finance

So I can quit being a poorfag who’s unemployed with only $100 in Chainlink.

>>15912371
So I can dab on my ex and her Roastie mom hard af

so i can own my time

>>15912371
I have to move out. I can't stand living with my mother and every day is like nails on brain-chalkboard. Please. PLEASE LET ME LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE. IF I HEAR MY MOM YELL MY NAME FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE WITH THAT UPPER INFLECTION I'M GOING TO THROW A FUCKING TANTRUM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOON

>>15912371
I want to undo the jewish influence on society

I want to see my name in lights. I want to be somebody.

>>15912371
what happens when you made it? is that all there is?

>>15912371
to create new innovative technology using redistribution of existing technological systems

I want to pay off my debts.
I want to take my grandmother on a trip home to mexico to her birthplace before its too late.
I want to buy my mom a house.

>>15912393
Based

>>15912433
Literally anything else
Imagine being so boring that only work defines you

>>15912371
I unironically want to gas the kikes and start a race war. But money will be needed to finance the cleansing.

>>15912444
Based and filialpietypilled

Set my parents up.
I’d be able to skip through the fundraising/grinding bullshit and just kickstart my biggest business idea. Then I could revisit my other projects which require less capital but more time, which can be bought.
Just keep stacking until I die
And flex ofc

>>15912383
This

>>15912371
i want to put a brain from one chimpanzee into another chimpanzee so the second chimpanzee survives with a new body

>>15912393
based and redpilled

>>15912371
basically this, I get a kick out of dressing like a bum and mercilessly ridiculing pricks who think spending the peanuts they make on frivolous consumerist crap provides them with the class they'll never have

>>15912371
>i make it
>i immediately go to the nearest car dealership and buy their most expensive car in cash
>i buy a years supply of painkillers
>i tour every country in the world enticing women with my wealth and fucking the shit out of them with my dopedick
>become second gehnghis khan have thousands of progeny
>keep doing drugs and fucking women/impregnating them until i have seen the entire world
>go back to the states
>open a business
>build more wealth

>>15912672
or get a skin alive by brazillian gangs

>>15912684
why would i stay in a slum if im massively rich

So I can escape the fate of being entrapped by everyone else's baggage and problems. I just want to live comfortably, and selfishly alone in a corner of the world that nobody cares about.

>>15912371
So that I don't have to be a wagecuck anymore and can chase my dreams

>>15912541
In the 2008 recession, my father sold his BMW 335i to pay our bills and to continue to provide. My mother switched to the night schedule because it paid more.
Ever since then, I've wanted to buy my father his BMW back, and my mother an early retirement.

>>15912371
to prove to everyone i've been right all along about my goals and ambitions and that I was on the right path and they only tried to pull me back into the bucket with them and their going nowhere never was lives

>>15912371
REVENGE

>>15912371
So I can make my father and my family proud

>>15912371
you will make it anon

>>15912558
based and mad scientist pilled

>>15912371
to make anime real
forget flexing on people i just want my catgirl gf to snuggle and watch movies with

so my parents can retire in peace

Tell them you use uniswap forkdelta radar relay or mcafeedex and youllg get their panties wet kek

Also

>LINKies are bioengineered NEETs designed by the Nazarov Chainlink foundation for use in ponzi shilling. Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

>After a series of 700k dumps, their shilling became tiresome and the Nazarov chainlink foundation went bankrupt.

>The collapse of centralised industry in the mid 2020's led to the rise of Industrialist Gilles Fedak, whose mastery of decentralised oracles (dOracles), and Edge computing, averted total economic collapse

>Fedak acquired the oracle monopoly and created a new line of AI robots powered by his global computing network.

>Many NEET LINKies trapped in open-ended delusions of LINK $1000 EOY, survived. They are hunted down and 'retired'

>>15912371
First thing I'd do is purchase 4chan.org, immediately implement regional IP bans on India and Israel and change nothing else
Next I'd buy my parents' home outright and move back in with them so I can hang out with my family and we can all do whatever we want
When my grandparents and parents pass, I move to Colorado so I can snowboard for the rest of my life and spend my nights reading, drinking, and shitposting

>>15912371
Get surgery, lots of it
Fund the games,movies and other stuff that I want to create
A financial cushion to live a normal life working in what I like and all without having to worry about money at all.

Because aliens are real and money is one vantage point I need to get a better grasp of society and fill in some of the holes in the picture.