/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wagies have a nice 1 hour commute tomorrow so they can reflect on their weekend past :3

>>15911691
No lol I work at a bank

>>15911708
And then A 1 HOUR COMMUTE BACK.

NEETS don’t fuck tho

>>15911823
NEET here, I have a webcammer gf and get laid regularly, thank you though

>>15911691
>b-but it's a pay week

>>15911797

>>15911834
>disgusting e-thot syphilitic pussy gf
Wow, tell us more anon. Sounds “cozy.”

If you want quality pussy, you’ll need to reforge yourself in the fires of commerce.

Please TELL ME YOUR SECRETS NEETS, I WAKE UP FOR WORK TOMORROW AT 4 AND I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE, I HATE WORK, GET ME OUT SAVE ME

>>15911891
If you're from a developed country research 'The Nobody Doseage' , goodluck anon

CHAINLINK BETTER MOON DAMNIT IM TIRED OF BEING A WAGESLAVE!!

>>15911691

Meh ain’t too bad but yeah your right I’d rather be loaded and not... at least I have a nice safety net of $700 every week

>>15911917
I surf /x/ in the hopes that maybe some supernatural bullshit can cure me yet here I am. The nobody dosesge may not do it

>>15911875
>you’ll need to reforge yourself in the fires of commerce.
Why?
I'd rather surf the waves of capital flows.
You can slave away to increase gdp by 2% I'll be there using my brain and a couple clicks to increase my bank balance.

Asymmetric payoffs exist, we get to choose what side of them we want to be on.

>>15911917
>The Nobody Doseage
please enlighten me anon, i just got links for xanax and microdosing LSD

>>15911797
Lucky, i spend two hours on the bus next to an Asian man with tuberculosis.

>>15911917
so just... fry my brain on LSD until I'm a societal menace and pariah. Okay.

>>15911708
not all waggies have weekend off

>>15912022
Assigned seats?

>>15912022
I dont really have too much traffic, but honestly I wake up at 4 so that I can beat all traffic and be there earlier to leave earlier

>>15912044
No, the city bus, there just always seems to be one hacking up a lung.

>>15911921
lol

>>15912056
Next time this happens volunteer to take him to a cash only clinic with the intent to get him prescribed promethazine with codeine. Once he gets the prescription you take it pay him 100 and sell the prescription for 800. Leaving you 600 in the green

>>15912009
picture related
>>15912024
becoming The Nobody isn't easy

>>15912077
Thats pretty high iq. But wouldn't that make me a drug dealer?

>>15912110
Don’t give him your real name. You don’t need to ever identify yourself at any point and the people you’re selling to wouldn’t care to report you cause you’re their “plug”

>>15911708
>mfw 3 hour commute

>>15912183
The job cant be worth the time wasted in transit. Can it?

>>15911691
oh god. not again!

>>15912204
it's the most money i was offered, it's still shit since I am just a dumb university dropout, but at least they pay the commute

>>15911691
have sex, incel.

Am I still a NEET if I work part time? I'm not always booked 5 days plus it is a 10-15 minutes walk.

>>15912449
>Am I still a NEET if I work part time?
No but...
>I'm not always booked 5 days plus it is a 10-15 minutes walk.
You are still coming from the spirit of comfy...
comfy is the key... also are not a delusional wagie believing in hard work as a virtue.

Dont have to work when you short chink exchanges with forkdelta kek

>>15911691
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>15911691
I used to let the two dogs I had knot me in the ass. It was great, I could feel the heartbeat and twitching rocket inside me. But one day I let one face fuck me.

Mistake.

He fucked me hard and then knotted me before I realized he was to big. I couldn't open my jaw up enough. So I lay there deep throating my dog. It tasted like sour milk and metal coins. Just constant flow of cum pouring down my throat and filling my mouth. I could hardly breath through my nose. Then he turned and reversed his tie, so his asshole was on my nose the entire time. I had to breath so I sat there huffing dog anus while his cock dumped a ton of seed into my stomach.

In order to not suffocate I had turned around onto all fours. Exposing my ass....and my other dog mounted me. Dry. Dry fucked my ass. God it hurt. I was bleeding and in pain. Now I was spit roasted by my dogs. Cum pouring into my asshole and throat. I couldn't even move my tongue much because it stimulated the knot and he would just stay hard. I was like that for twenty minutes in my mouth and ass. I was dripping cum from my smashed prostate. Knots do that btw.

Eventually they pulled free, mouth first of course. I had to stay a bit more for my ass before pulling free.

When they were done, I collapsed on the floor, dripping in dog cum. Both were licking me clean. I went to stand but the first dog tried to mount my ass! Fucker was still horny. I wasn't fast enough and had another 5 minute session.

Long story short is, big dogs are great.

>>15911834
>webcammer gf
What this actually means is you jack off to some girl's twitch, isn't it?

>>15912238
You mean you're on company time while driving? That sounds fucking sweet, I'd love to get paid to drive while listening to music. How's the traffic?

>>15913823
he's probably on a bus with screaming babies for 6 hours per day

>>15913702
Ah another RSR shiller. Good to see you here off our regular work hours.