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15886426 No.15886426 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you a COBOL programmer anon?

>> No.15886434

>>15886426
Go back

>> No.15886449

But I am. The pay can be very nice but every week makes you less employable anywhere but there - and then they start taking the piss. Anyone wanting me for COBOL can now start at $3k pw or fuck off

>> No.15886462

That guy has it made.
>please work for us pleeeeeeeaseee we neeed you
>maybe in two weeks
>good, thank god, we'll need you for one hour. $750, right?
>$750? that's the old price
>o-o-o-old price?
>$1500 now
That's one way to fuck a company in the ass.

>> No.15886507
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15886507

>>15886426
FUCK OFF REDDIT FAGGOT FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15886539

>>15886426
Because COBOL is ugly and I make more money than I spend coding in nicer languages. Money is a meme. You only live once - don't waste it on cash you don't spend. Once you have enough to go on any vacation whenever, think about raising the stakes of your life.

>> No.15886551

>>15886539
(And also, doing FORTRAN or COBOL has a high chance you put your time in service of some bank or telecom conglomerate)

>> No.15886616

>>15886507
>>15886434
low iq poltards spotted. Go back to there you came from. We're here for the money.

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15887937

>>15886426
Ill tell you why cause they dumb dumbs who are paying out could pay me to learn cobol and convert their legacy shit into something meaningful, but they won't cause their stupid.

>> No.15888007

>>15886539
>You only live once - don't waste it on cash you don't spend. Once you have enough to go on any vacation whenever, think about raising the stakes of your life.
I don't understand, I'll literally never have enough money to "go on any vacation whenever" so I'll never "raise the stakes"? What does that mean?

>> No.15888140

>>15886462
Still, 15k per month looks better on the budget than spending 1 million to replace this antique garbage system I suppose