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Official /LMG/ thread (link meme General). This is only a safe haven for ascended marines to share memes and fun pasta and other link related topics while we wait for the singularity. Absolutely NO no linkeers allowed. Post memes and lulz

General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

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>> No.15871785

>>15871761
Wow Mojang is teaming up with Chain link? We're sure mooning boys!

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>>15871761
Master Sergeant standing by

>> No.15871802

>>15871761
i have 3500. how mch money will i have in a year realistically

>> No.15872021

>>15871802
No one knows

>> No.15872145

I can feel it bros. Enlightenment.

>> No.15872259

>>15871802
35,000,000

assuming you have iron hands

>> No.15872353

https://youtu.be/sucvlo-5KAI

>> No.15872449

>>15871802
You will have exactly 3500 Link !

>> No.15872473

>>15871802
three mil USD

>> No.15872493

>>15871761
Who remembers the bad times before the pivotal tracker

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>>15871771
Does anyone have more memes from this ascended meme-crafter?

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>>15872792
I am the crafter..

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>> No.15872871

>>15872814
Well I hope you become a millionaire from all this, you deserve it

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You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually look good and should take off 1 day with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date, ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of tweets.

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS THE WAY OUT
GET IN OR GET FUCKED.

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I made dis one fren

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>> No.15872980

Dont forget when I renamed the coin "CHAIN LUNK"

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>> No.15873002

Hope you enjoy..

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>>15872814
Based crafter
These memes are in the upper echelons of the Chainlink timeline

>> No.15873011

>>15873002
These are excellent

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>>15873002
Good job crafter.

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

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>> No.15873337

>>15872991
bumping cause you're a cool guy and other people will want to save these

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>>15872814
Thank you based meme-crafter!

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>> No.15873435

>>15873123
Now this is some OC.

>> No.15873445

>>15873002
Did you make this one?
>>15873432

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>> No.15873456

>>15873445
No anon.. not mine..

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>> No.15873463

>Imagine photoshopping a square on other people’s artwork and thinking you’re clever
Never going to make it

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Glyptossshhhhh

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>>15873463
That's literally all it takes. Isn't it wonderful? We're going to be rich!

>> No.15873523

>>15871761

Can any of you shitcoiners explain the philosophical underpinnings of chainlink and why it will work if your shitcoin CEO ever leaves and it attempts to become decentralized?

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>>15873523
Memes are the decentralized oracle. Go all-in on whatever has the greatest abundance of dank memes.

>> No.15873546

>>15873538

Memes arent guna carry you once it becomes obvious chainlink is never going to deliver anything lol

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>> No.15873564

>>15873546
Bitcoin never delivered anything.

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>>15873546
Chainlink only has a constant supply of dank memes BECAUSE it will deliver!

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>> No.15873657

>>15873463
>imagine not support a $1000 eoy venture
ngmi (an acronym to avoid typing out “not gonna make it” like an autist)

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>> No.15873697

>>15871761
I will never buy ChainSTINK. You mad stinky linky?

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>>15873697
No, no. We're not mad you won't buy, we're just simply sorry for you. You're too blind to see that LINK is the future. It could change your life, but you're so deathly afraid, you won't make a move. But we have, and we have seen the light. We're trying to share our coming prosperity. But if NoLinkers decide to remain willfully ignorant, then they deserve to cry and scream and lament when LINK 1k eoy. Not that we'd hear them, of course, because the powerful sound of our Italian V12's in our Lambo's will drown out the cries.

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>>15871761
corporal reporting in

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>>15872814
Hey fren, can you work on some Moebius (Jean Giraud). The image attached could really do with a cube transplant.

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>> No.15874467

>>15873697
rent free

>> No.15875073

>>15872792
>>15872829
>>15872814
>>15872856
The logo at the top ruins it desu. Looks like paid advertising instead of memes made by the soul.

>> No.15875444

>>15872917
based

>> No.15875460

>>15871802
1700 USD

>> No.15876374

>>15872944
based anon, I shall save it and circulate this meme appropriately.

>> No.15876409

>>15873116
Kek how do you make these fake voices?

>> No.15876472

>>15871761
Colonel here. I just picked my nose and wiped it on my wage chair. Not selling.

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Goddamn, since when did link memes become so serious?

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>>15871761
sergeant flushing in

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>>15872902
fixed it bc the black line was triggering me

>> No.15877457

>>15873523
>Can any of you shitcoiners explain the philosophical underpinnings of chainlink and why it will work if your shitcoin CEO ever leaves and it attempts to become decentralized?

you had two years retard. anyways, there will be a chainlink foundation in the future.

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>>15873523
he left bitcoin in 2011 and chainlink will be just as successful.

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>> No.15877795

stop clogging up the fucking general thread with pics and no discussion, whats the fucking point of this thread if were gonna scatter elsewhere for discussion?

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>>15877795
>Doesn't discuss anything
>Complains

>> No.15877925

>>15877916
lets discuss the fact that sergey didnt say anything new at devcon and people didnt sell the top again

>> No.15877991

>>15877925
I'm not swinging my linkies. Only buying. Post pic of trade confirmations so we can see if you did or didn't sell the top.

>> No.15878019

>>15877991
FUCK YOU I BOUGHT AT 2.77 I WANT MY MONEY BACK

>> No.15878675

the memes are getting dry, we need more 700k dumps

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>>15878675