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>> No.15872052
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>>15872024
I'm listening.

>> No.15872117

>>15872024
OP what r u gonna do?

>> No.15872131

We are waiting good sir!

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>>15872024
Nooooooo what are you going to say, son't say anything bad while my poptarts are being prepared

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>>15872024
Nice to see you again good sir

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Oh hello again

>> No.15872260
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>>15872024
YES YES WHAT IS IT?

>> No.15872301

Nigger. There. I said it for you. This meme is stale.

>> No.15872369

Sorry, just a few more moments.

>>15872301
>>15872260
>>15872203
>>15872165
>>15872150
>>15872131
>>15872117
>>15872052

Trust me, you won't want to miss this

>> No.15872380

Busy day on /pol/ dude not today sorry gotta go

>> No.15872383

>>15872369
You have the floor, good sir

>> No.15872391

>>15872369
Please, at your leisure

>> No.15872392

>>15872024
Hmm?

>> No.15872412
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Fren

>> No.15872423
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>>15872369
Not in a million years sir.

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what is it, good sir?

>> No.15872438

>>15872024
No way he's gonna do it. Nobody's that crazy. There's simply no way.

>> No.15872456

>>15872024
Ahhh yes inb4 ban

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15872461

>what is OP going to say?

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I'm trusting you to put on a good show for us, OP

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>>15872369
Finally found a seat. Please continue

>> No.15872477
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honk honk

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Yes OP? What's on your mind?

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had to smoke a spliff for this one

>> No.15872528

Oh boy I wonder what he's going to say.

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>>15872506
me too fren

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Damn standing room only..

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China nigger here, did I miss anything?

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Lay down the law king

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>>15872024
>>15872369
Alright, you're just setting us up for nothing are you?

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boo

>> No.15872624

>>15872024
damn i guess I'll have to stand. simmer down gents, let the man speak

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I was told there would be an announcement here

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>>15872024
what is it anon!?!?!?!?

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out with it

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>>15872024
Sc-use me let me just take my s-
OH MY GOD MOVE OVER....
there we go alright finally got a seat, Waiting for the announcement.

>> No.15872673

>>15872024
damn, almost missed it. Alright, OP, out with it!

>> No.15872687

Good sir, please proceed the stage is yours!

>> No.15872736

>>(OP)
just made it !
ready when you are good sir !

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>>15872546
That's beautiful, anon.

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>>15872024

>> No.15872786
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How do you do?

>> No.15872793

i gravel at your feet

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This is gonna be a big one, gentlemen. I can feel it.

>> No.15872810
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you have a packed house OP, they're turning people away at the door

>> No.15872820

spit it out lad

>> No.15872832

Lel he won't do it. Got cold feet. Happens to the best of them.

>> No.15872878

>>15872832
It happens to the worst of them too.

>> No.15872890

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR

>> No.15872901
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Did I miss anything?

>> No.15872906

>>15872547
I miss hi tiger energy drink

>> No.15872930

*discretely checks watch*

>> No.15872942
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Mind if I step out for a refill?

>> No.15872946

N

>> No.15872951

>>15872369
I'm still here, good sir.

>> No.15872953
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>>15872024
Yes?

>> No.15872962
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Everyone quiet! He's starting

>> No.15872964

OP here, posting from phone. This is all I wanted to say.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

>> No.15872965

>>15872962
Op ghosted a packed house. He literally said he was going to say something and then he just left

>> No.15872973

>>15872953
ohh linkies

>> No.15872986

I came as fast as I could once I heard this was happening, hopefully I'm not too late to find a seat

>> No.15872990

>>15872964
Hahahaha, based

>> No.15872994

IT’S
HAPPENING

>> No.15873005
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>>15872964
Holy shit based, absolutely worth the wait

>> No.15873035

he left us hanging bros

>> No.15873037

>>15872964
The absolute madman, OP delivers! Cheers to all my KANGZ

>> No.15873038

>>15872964
Based, OP delivered beyond anything I expected

>> No.15873044

>>15872964
Unironically ruined it.

>> No.15873049
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>>15872964


based

>> No.15873055

>>15872964
based and kermitpilled

>> No.15873068

>>15872964
extremely based

>> No.15873089

>>15872964
very based

>> No.15873099

>>15872964
this better be OC or not based

>> No.15873112

>>15872964
holy shit anon is Jordan Peterson!!! and better yet, Jordan Peterson is a stinky!!!!!!

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>>15872964
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

MAGNIFICENT!

>> No.15873137

>>15872964
amazing 10/10

>> No.15873142

>>15872964
HOLY FUCKIN KEK SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.

>> No.15873146

>>15872964
Art

>> No.15873151

>>15872965
this post did not age well

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>>15872964
Now this is based.

>> No.15873186

>>15872964
Superb.

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>>15872964
Based so glad I stuck around for the announcement. Never heard anything like it before

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>>15872964
Sir, I believe this is based.

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>>15872964
jesus christ this is gold

>> No.15873224

>>15872964
fundamentally based

>> No.15873227
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>>15872024
not Business or Finance

>> No.15873237

>>15873227
see>>15872964

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>>15872964
11/10

>> No.15873321

>>15873227
If jannys deleted this thread there would be rioting in the streets

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>>15873227
Psssst hey janny

Fuck off you stupid nigger

>> No.15873341

>>15872964
Now THAT is a business and finance related announcement

>> No.15873364

>>15872964
Fucking saved

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>>15873227
Hit the bricks, bucko.

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I’ve just realized that Chainlink will probably do pretty well in the near-mid term even though it’s a worthless scamcoin.

Chainlink isn’t doing well because of the technology or that ugly guy Sergey’s powerpoints. It’s doing well because of /biz/ shitposting. Traders on other forums like twitter know chainlink is associated with /biz/. The culture of /biz/ encourages social pressure to buy and hold chainlink. Even “Swing LINKies” are looked down upon. The “never selling” meme and the smug frogs turn into low sell-pressure and sustained demand. It’s cartel behavior, a very well-coordinated, long-term pump and dump. LINK is the repository of everyone’s hopes and dreams of “making it,” so they holders will be extremely slow to cash out even when price gets pretty absurdly high.

In a few months, normies will see that chainlink has been hanging around top 10 in market cap, and has been pumping even without bitcoin. Eventually they’ll want in, out of greed or herd-behavior. They probably just assume LINK is really useful and accept all of Sergeys ramblings about the revolutionary tech. You’ll slowly, lovingly dump link on Redditors, so slowly that they’ll never recognized it was dumped at all. Maybe eventually they’ll realize it’s worthless and panic. That would be a good end to the joke.

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>>15872964
epic simply epic

check em

>> No.15873772

Saying stuff like kike, nigger etc. just makes me think that you have been brainwashed by someone, someone with an agenda. It just tells me you are susceptible to subliminal messaging and not an independent thinker. Good boy.

>> No.15873810

>>15872964
This is the post of the year holy fuck I can’t stop laughing

>> No.15873829

>>15873772
Or maybe you just don't understand the concept behind it and why it permeated 4chan culture in the first place. Its almost a mockery of people who actually have been brainwashed, embroiling yourself fully in a culture that mirrors modern society but with key ideological beliefs that are totally inverse to what is considered a well adjusted culture of modern society.

Or you know, keep sucking on your own dick about how fucking smart you are for being the only non-npc because your completely contrarian yet completely centrist, all while never commiting to anything to keep that nice balance of plausibly correct around you. That worked wonders for the boomers talking heads, maybe you can pull it off too.

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>>15873772
No you're just a medium IQ NPC, sorry you were born this way. You seem to have stumbled onto unfamiliar territory and I suggest you leave from whence you came immediately.

By the way, fuck kikes, fuck niggers, and of course fuck jannies!

>> No.15873867

>>15873227
cringe

>>15872964
BASED

>> No.15873914

>>15873772

The fact that whites dont understand that they are the niggers for kikes is beyond me. Never aware of their shapeshifting owners

>> No.15874120

>>15873772
+1 upboats

Wow so woke

>> No.15874125

>>15873849
based gaussian normal distribution

>> No.15874147

>>15873289
>loves himself
im sure you incels love yourselves! LMAO

>> No.15874148

>>15872964
based.

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sorry for showing up so late, fren.
i was very busy taking care of a semitic problem.

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>>15872964

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>>15872964
This post made me buy 3,500 more LINK

>> No.15874314

>>15872964
Very based good sire. I’ll take my leave now

>> No.15874435

>>15872964
I don't know how nobody else has said it yet: Based.

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>>15872964
great job anon

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>>15872964