/biz/ - Business & Finance

So are we buying ATVI puts or what?

He wants you to take care of yourselves, bros.

Did you eat a healthy meal, exercise a little, drink a lot of water, and get some good rest?

Nightly reminder to buy etsy. It is your only hope because we missed bitcoin!

>>15859789
Wouldnt share holder sue you if you dont?
Welcome to clown world

>>15859932
How often do these shareholder lawsuits actually payout? Seems like they’re CONSTANTLY happening, I’d imagine maybe they get a small settlement and told to fuck off?

Asian Markets getting crushed

>>15860088
explains why my emerging markets fund is doing shit

>>15860092
>putting money into emerging markets during this uncertain time
you absolute madman

>>15859966
>Seems like they’re CONSTANTLY happening
They are. I see these suits in my news feed all the time. Interested to know the success rate if anyone has that information.

Could anyone give me a quick glance and opinion on PETS? I keep glancing at it. started a position.. but still unsure about it... Some bear on stocktwits says its not a good investment because they've been spending money on ads and the revenue isn't growing from it... he turned out to be right.. but yet they still have steady customers.. at what point would it be of value? It looks to be paying a good dividend and it looks like there is no dilution of any kind in sight.. they have 5,000 a/s on the prefs but only 3 issued??? their debt is minimal as fuck... the market cap is only 371million with 50% of the float (float is only ~20million shares)

What are the bears seeing that i'm not seeing? there's gotta be a reason for the high short interest.. but why? Even if the company stays stagnant in it's revenue growth it should continue to pay dividend and the stock should fluctuate accordingly... Also I think they could be a prime candidate for some type of take over/merger. Why? because they already have the infrastructure to sell drugs for animals online. It's much like when amazon was in talks of taking over RAD for their pharmacuetical sector..

The business looks really good even if the revenue is "stagnant" what am I missing? Thanks

Kinda nervous. Closed out a bit too many of my puts and bought calls, that expire in about 2 weeks.

holy shit please hold onto my stocks for me tomorrow guys I'm a bit worried

Aaaaaaaand futures just failed to hold their rally...

>>15860402
>Kinda nervous.
If you're kinda nervous you should take a step back right now and ask yourself why you're nervous.. Do you have too much capital on one trade? Are you not feeling the same about the trade as you did when you first entered it? If so why? Has sentiment changed? Is your set up still there?

If you're nervous about a trade why not trim some of it and let the rest play out?

Imo depending what you're trading.. but.. right now I think both buying calls and puts are pretty risky on the broad market... Looks like a kill the premium type of situation going on

>>15860440

I wouldn't pay too much attention to the futures.

I know it's unrelated.. but I just played some bad ass fucking pool tonight.. like straight up beat about 20 people in a row to were I had a crowd around me.. It was such a good feeling since I haven't gone out and played for awhile

Also.. back when my ex and I were together we ended up aborting 2 kids.. it was tragic.. but her family would want her married first.. anyway.. started talking to her here and there again.. realized we've been ment for eachother for far too long.. get to talking rekindling our relationship (that a lot of people would want).. a few days ago.. called me to tell me she has cervical cancer.. balling her eyes out about how we should've just had the kids and blah blah blah...

Anyways.. sorry for the blog but should I feel bad? how should I feel.. I mean.. like I feel right with her... but is it worth going back to someone that kicked me to the curb? esepcially when they might not even be able to have kids anymore??

Again.. sorry for the blog post jannies.. I have nobody else to ask and I thought it might keep thread rolling...

Pic related its her

>>15860401

For me? I prefer PETS.COM

I can get my pet food delivered right to my door for my woofer.

If we dont open green tomorrow I dont know what I’m gonna do

>>15860474
Generally more comfortable with putting down more capital on puts than calls. At the same time bigger plays can earn more. Literally dropped 2k on call options due to various suspicions that it will rally by then. The fact I'm nervous that it will go down more is calming me down as that's usually when the opposite happens, hopefully. Plus puts seem a bit dangerous at the moment due to earnings coming soon'ish yet lucrative on the chance a recession is announced.

>>15860546
sorry about the blog post.. i just have nobody irl to talk to it about since it's been a secret between us for awhile..

>>15860567
Thanks for your input.. I'd agree they're also a little friendly type when it comes to being able to do person and person.. their site is also a little easier on the eyes.. BUUTT.. what about medicine? could you see something like a pets mart buying PETS in order to compete with pets.com? I'm trying to look at it like a stock/business point of view.. PETS seems to have something going for them they just don't seem to know how to market it?? Do you happen to know any other competition out there? I'm really looking into it because I haven't really found many flaws except the fact that their revenue has declined a little and their ad expense has increased but they seem to be keeping their bottom line of customers. If this revenue stays stagnant aswell as expenses I can it being as a good investment for dividend and some growth.. but also I see it as being a possible buyout just due to their infrastructure. Since I got your opinion on where to shop what do you think about investing business wise in value?

>>15860632
what do you have puts on? I had some AAPL and they were green as fuck the other day.. thought the equity was gunna drop.. nope.. went right back up.. ended up losing a little more than 3k which is my biggest loss this year.. this market seems to be trying to shake everyone out..

Are you going to add on a pop or just step on the gas if it starts going down?

>>15860546
Anon you need to go read the Holy Bible. You need God more than you realize. I recommend starting from the New Testament to see what Jesus Christ did. He laid His life down to save us and rose from the grave 3 days later claiming victory over death. Aborting babies is something you shouldn't do nor should you be giving yourself over to sexual immorality, repent and be saved!

>>15860818
>Aborting babies is something you shouldn't do
I know.. and thats the tough thing about this.. I didn't want to do it.. she didn't really want to do it.. but we were in our early 20s and she came from an extremely conservative family.. and we both just didn't feel ready.. should I feel bad about the situation? she left me.. I can still have kids.. but it's like almost destiny with us.. fuck.. idk.. i'm just asking cause nobody irl knows the situation..

All signs point to a smashing 4th quarter.
How long can this crab market fail to break ath... Real estate won't crash too much, right? Can't resist those low low rates...

WHAT WAS THAT?!

>>15861611

Algos reacting positive Brexit news.

>>15861802

Oh, and this;

>China Is Open To Partial US Trade Deal Despite Tech Blacklist

>>15859793
That's a bearish tweet
I don't know why he thought it was okay to post that
I'm unconcerned because my crab thesis is still intact, and the market superstructure is unchanged by any recent events or pice movement. But that dude is less aware than I thought he was and he's playing with fire

>>15860546
Haunted graveyard vagina full of zombie baby dead souls

>>15860401
I think there might be a fundamental problem with the business itself. Haven't studied the industry so I'm just guessing, but here's my thoughts: 1) how often do pets require medicine? And when they require it, are there any leftovers from the pack? (basically do pet owners have a need to use this service often?) 2) Don't pet owners usually buy their medicine directly from doctor and if so how to the company competes with them? (doctors are like one stop shop - need for meds, gives the meds, gives advice).
3)Which states they operate currently and how widespread is pet ownership there? (eligible target markets)

>>15860401
>>15862077
also there might be a problem with cultural shifts - owning pets might become 'not cool' in the future (these talks are already popping up in europe). I know this is a longshot, but anyway its also a thing you should look up.

>>15862111
>owning pets might become 'not cool' in the futur
especially in the markets they operate
>>15860546
sad story, feels like bait

>>15861818
Yup. It's that. China coming around

>>15862183
Always a chance that they're just dangling a carrot to renege on us later.
If they do bend the knee, even a little bit, we can give all the credit to the South Park episode right ;^)

>>15862183
>>15862218

It's the US media triggering the Algos. By selectively reporting Chinese statements, CNBC and the like can either pump or dump the markets.

>>15862290
Bloomberg too

>>15862302

The CNBC article cites the Bloomberg article, which cites an anonymous insider in the negotiation teams.

>Trump has repeatedly in recent weeks said he is opposed to a “partial” or interim agreement with China that would see the Chinese step up purchases of U.S. farm exports and his administration put further tariffs on hold. He has also, however, touted at least one such limited deal that some close to his trade team quietly see as a possible model.

They can publish whatever the fuck they like and spin it however they like to trigger Algos.

This is how algos can be manipulated. Already heard this song before, China will do a partial deal for the US to drop tariffs. Wow they are willing to buy basedbeans. I swear algos love basedbeans, headline anything basedbeans and you have the algos on strings. Trump isn’t goin to go for this partial deal, he already stated it’s going to be a full deal or nothing. If he settled for just basedbeans then dropped tariffs, that chess move would be bad. He would of went through all this for nothing and be known for bending the knee to China. This isn’t even a half way deal, it’s a we’ll be able to say we tried but really aren’t budging so drop tariffs

hey how low do interest rates in Europe have to go before they can short stock for free?
How low do their rates have to go before they can get paid to short stocks or buy stocks on margin?

they'd have to be at least 2% negative right?

>FT issues correction to earlier story - China are offering to increase basedbean purchase to 30 Mln from 20 Mln, rather than increasing agricultural spending to $30 Bln from $20 Bln

HAHAHAHAHA

oh god

>>15862613
>they'd have to be at least 2% negative right
probably won't happen

>too scared to invest because the economy is about to implode and i'll need the money for a house deposit in 5 years
>saver account is only paying 2%
JUST

fuck niggers
fuck wiggers
fuck these assholes who delete their posts
and fuck jannies

also, if you're longing shit that's trying to profit off china, you're going to get real fucked.... chinese labor, chinese money, non-neon green chinese land, get fucked beijing

ppi data and minutes today folks have fun.... i'm fucking starving

>>15863021
sorry cpi... we got the ppi yesterday... fuck i need the breakfast

>>15862924
>economy is about to implode
Source?

>>15862613
>hey how low do interest rates in Europe have to go before they can short stock for free?
>How low do their rates have to go before they can get paid to short stocks or buy stocks on margin?
I think my eyes just went crossed.

>>15862713
But it's still correct to say that low interest rates make it cheaper to short-sell stocks (or buy on margin) compared to higher interest rates?
And as the interest rate falls, the effective rate for some marginal positions could fall pretty low...
I wonder if monetary and financial policy makers are taking into account the concerning possibilities when you have a combination of high equity valuations and a situation that makes short-selling much cheaper.
In the past couple decades, we've only ever had super low rates after an equity selloff already happens, not before it.
Just something to consider for everyone out there buying puts (don't do it, if you're going to be bearish, shorting is a better deal right now).

>>15863046
I've been speaking with G_D for the past 14 hours, more than just the economy is about to implode.

>>15863062
>G_D
Giulia Louis Dreyfus?

>>15863052
>combination of high equity valuations and a situation that makes short-selling much cheaper
I hear you, it's an interesting point. But in case of Germany and EU then the valuations are pretty low. On the other hand the US stock market...

>>15863073
the broad from seinfeld can smuggle and smoke my sausage anytime, even after 50.

>>15863062
Hey you said yesterday "see you on Thursday"
But here you are...

hi im jerry seinfeld, why is it when the market goes up they call it a bull run, but when it starts going down the bears are being talked about... like is it really just an equation where the bull wants head and the bear decides if he's going to get his nut off or not?

>>15863107
i'm not trading on this the most holiest of holy days.

>>15863107
enjoy the minutes. ima go smoke a juul and get some sleep

>>15863134
Leif Erikson day?
Well a "heil og sæl" to you, my friend :)

Any of you guys sign up for this new "Cash Management" thing RH is doing?

>>15863191
Thanks for reminding me to do my taps

>>15863191
>RH

Today will be a day to remember. Remeber this post.

>>15863402
ALWAY REMBER

Buy REFR

>tfw you have been watching and playing around with stocks for 2-3 years
>tfw you're understanding what to look for
>tfw you're discovering strategies to make even more money while reducing risk

Feels good man. I'm down like 1.5k from weed stocks, but I'm still up 1.5k from my other strategies. If weed hasn't been fucking me I'd be getting steady gains.

>>15860818
>>15860847
i think hes just fucking with you man and if hes not then hes a dick to be pushing this bullshit on a message board

>He laid His life down to save us and rose from the grave 3 days later claiming victory over death

Imagine being over 16 and still believing this nonsense

With the recent shitstorm do I sell my actiblizzard stock

>>15863533
>Having two of your own children killed for convenience is fine bro. Anyone who tells you that there is something wrong with two adults deciding to abort their children twice is a dick.
>Anyone believing in God must be a child, bro, just ignore that nonsense

Do any of you own gold mining stocks? Which ones and why? Thinking of getting into one, but still doing research

holy CLVLY

Uh, wow, I just recovered all of my losses from yesterday.

>>15863441

>>15863903
GORO
>Just announced commercial production from their new mine
>Dividend increase will come soon, hopefully within the next month
>Set to destroy earnings in early Nov
>Still cheap and hasn't rallied with the price of metals this summer
>Company has no debt and best ROA in the business
Pic related is very bullish end of trading volume yesterday

>>15864117
>tfw bought at $3.60 and never rounded down

roku pump already +15% since bottom

Rip GME.
Looks like the share buyback run out of moneys

>ADXS just keeps going up
Who else happy with themselves right now?

>>15864300
Me.

Been out of the loop with work and kids, anything I should be doing this morning to make $?

WOW ONLY 20 DOLLARS BACK AFTER MY GETTING MY FUCKING FACE RIPPED OFF YESTERDAY THANKS CHINA

>actiblizz stock didn't crash
Explain?

>>15864380
obviously because they appeased their 9/10th market, while pissing off their 1/10th market

>>15864380
who's to say it wouldn't have rallied more without this news?

>>15864333
Well, SNSS is at a ridiculously cheap price right now. But that won't pay off until December. Maybe pay off a little in early November but won't really pay off until December.
ADXS still has 6 more catalysts coming, pretty sure another one is like a week away. REFR is also giving out cheap shares right now, their next ER could kick it back up to $5 a share easy. WKHS just had some good news so it will probably gradually worm it's way up for the next month or so.

>>15864432
>WKHS

That's the /smg/ meme stock i'm missing, thanks. Already have the others.

Someone crash RAD back under $8 I don’t want my shares called away on Friday roooo

>>15864540
$8 RAD? did they fucking reverse split or something?

>>15864540
Would you be happy if someone could crash it and keep it down at $1.50?

>LCI

who the fuck is trying to bog me???????

Options I'm watching are moving too flatly don't even want to try to trade them.

What do you guys usually eat for breakfast?

>markets up
>everything I have is red
ok

>BGS

Wow damn
Rat I need your reassurance
Tell me you didn't sell
Tell me it'll be ok

>>15864614
Nothing, I eat OMAD in the evening

These low prices on SNSS right now are gr8. I keep buying more shares every chance I get

when you reach a wallet of six digits it's literally impossible to lose mid to long term unless your IQ is in the low 80s

>>15864614
red bull and a cigarette

Fuck whoever shilled nakd in here, it's dropping like a stone everyday.

>>15864659
Yes, that pumper who mysteriously disappeared

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

ITW comes today and MO tomorrow

coffee

I LOVE LOSING MONEY HAHAHA

>>15864612
Same. Unsure what to do so I'mm just sit on the sidelines.

>>15864659
It was an obvious real time p&d.

>>15864614
i ate JNJ's lunch for $500

>>15864721
Me too
the rush of thousand dollar swings from trading options never gets old

>>15864721

>>15864596
The put I sold means we need to keep it over 6.50 please

>>15864406
Whoever is propping up the market is doing all of us a disservice. We all know there will be no deal. Just fall already before the plunge is made worse

>>15864587
It’s all over the place but up and up these last few days

>>15862359
>anonymous insider on the team
It's not a rando in a corporation of five hundred thousand employees. Its probably like a couple dozen. They did it on purpose

>>15864758

based

>>15864614
looks great but looks like a heart attack at the same time

>>15863815
>a clump of cells = life
>you should have a kid ill never meet because of the 10% chance he isnt a piece of shit (probably much lower percentage depending on race and socioeconomic status)

which God? you believe in only one (3 with the trinity) out of the thousands that have existed throughout the years and continue to exist in hinduism for example. youre no more of an atheist than i am. i just choose to believe in one less God

I graduated from a Christian university. The more you study the funnier the story gets

>>15864680
based dividend-poster

>>15864848
i'm long now, and getting fucked.

>>15864858
*tips fedora*

I've been thinking about starting to dabble in some stocks but i have yet to decide on a broker.
Unfortunate im from Europe so i can't use Robinhood.

Any other suggestions?

>>15864801
>He soold?
>Doomp eet.

>>15864807
Shouldve sold all my calls earlier today. Wouldve been an easy $500. Market is moving really close to flatline style or at the stock I'm watching is.

>>15864856

calories in, calories out

>>15864954
Read the paste bin faggot

holy shit dumb tripfag sure started drinking early today jesus christ kill yourself

>>15864807
I think uncle powell and the ppt are doing a great job. They'll keep propping up the market with endless QE and low rates. Now they're even managing the repo market.

>>15865000
Well i did but Degiro does not sound like a good options desu, and im not sure what other options i have.

Anything scheduled to happen later today eg economic data, powell speech, etc? Doesnt really look like an easy day for options trading with how flat it is.

>>15864882
I thought you weren't coming back til Thursday. Piss off

>>15865078
Baggie is fren. Frenulum is fren. LCIguy is fren

>>15864607
All the meme stocks are down. Truly a sad day.
>>15864656
What makes you so sure about that?

>>15865095
>all the meme stocks

You're forgetting something

How does /smg/ cope when their hands aren't strong enough to hold bags because I think I want off this ride

>>15865160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHho3_ZRKZ0

>>15865095
Several factors. Main one being Vecabrutinib is better than the ARQL alternative and their trials are using better methodology to boot. So when they bring the results of 200mg and potentially 300mg trials to ASH I am gonna make a decent chunk of change.

>>15864680
Dividend-gang

>>15865160
alcohol helps

>>15864614
usually nothing, (intermittent fasting)

nabbed a GME put...not really sure what else to do today. Suspect bull trap but who the fuck knows anymore?

>>15865160
I trade with risk management, I'm never in a position where I get bags. The 0.5%-2% (depending on the trade) I'm risking is pretty much money I'm ready to lose if the trade fails. I guess like the others said though, drugs and/or alcohol.

>>15865160
https://youtu.be/bavZbQHbuOk

Just watch this

hahaha JNJ is reversing, i'm playing both sides like a fucking boss.

Yom kippur today
Jew holiday. Market always down on jew days

>>15865366
nah today we just forgive everybody for everything, clean slates for the new year. everybody put in there orders to have a Shabbot goy buy the dip for them yesterday.

How do i get a job gravedigging or working in a graveyard?

Can i own a graveyard? Just buy a bunch of land than sell a small part of it

>>15865196
>>15864865

#:^)

>>15865404
>How do i get a job gravedigging or working in a graveyard?
Call a funeral home and see if they can help you out.

>Can i own a graveyard? Just buy a bunch of land than sell a small part of it
I'm not sure... that like has to be worked with the local municipality since it's tax exempt. Lots of places A. don't want competition and B. don't want a negative impact on the local mill rate.

>>15865399
Too bad you are not forgiven for your deep, and ever expanding misgivings, jew.
...tick tock.

>>15864858
Wow. Stay edgy bro. Where exactly did the priest touch you?

>>15865404
there's a niche market for natural funerals+burials. A natural cemetery would be slow to catch on but could have good long term growth if your area has the right types.

(conventional funerals use highly toxic embalming agents which leach into the soil)

>>15865481
there's always next year faggot

what are you all doing? don't you know the minutes are going to remind everybody that today is #greenday?

>tfw I only have $850 in my checking account until I get paid on the 18th

i can't even use any to invest...for shame

>>15865404
Whole body composting is coming in vogue after it was discovered the practice of incinerating bodies was pouring mercury into the air.


Embalming is on the way out in most municipalities as all the corpses end up leaving by formaldehyde into the ground water. So ironically as a grave digger the work will be increasingly to dig up remains for processing and cleanup. This might be a good opportunity to pocket any fillings which will have a small amount of amalgam. Separating the gold is easy with a small crucible you can perform mostly safely on a stove top (with exhaust on).

If you end up in mortuary services, much of the corpse prep work will email all the old practices with better materials. You'll still be draining blood from the veins and pumping in colored solution but it will be moderately biodegradable. Without the stiffening effect of formaldehyde you'll be excavating more and implanting balloons to keep soft tissue from deflating, which is more work, but in general the work is far more pleasant without the formaldehyde fumes.

Either way mortuary is a gold mine. People tend to spend freely on services, much of it paid out by insurance, the inventory is cheap to source, and business is accelerating with the boomer cohort death rate increasing rapidly.

Also. There is a bull market in tiny coffins for abortions and miscarries with big profit margins per unit burial space.

I think the future is the trendy customised symbolic burials of sacred objects, pets, etc.

>>15865450
Graves are typically dug my heavy machinery. Get licensed to operate such a machine then ask your local funeral home. Chances are they already contract out a person though.

>>15865752
You guys are smart

>tfw finally a green day because China is willing to make a deal
>tfw know where going down tomorrow once they fail to make a deal with China because the Chinese think they can wait Trump out and shake up the market with uncertainty
I'm only $70 away from breaking even on 23k. Just let me win God damn it.

>>15865866
5 more 15 minute candles until the biggest green dildos of the week, if you can't get $75 bucks and gtfo on these minutes well you had your chance.

>>15865927
Prediction? Rate cut?

>>15865927
>Pulling out
No Anon. I'm in it for divies. I don't really care about the up and down. I get paid regardless. A big up sounds nice though.

Bank of Robinhood scam is back on the menu, bros

>>15865752
I always have requested to be thrown in the trash when I die, but apparently it is not allowed

Figures. Try to buy some more ETSY and it goes up. Why does it do this?

REFR bottomed

>>15865945
record low employment and little to no inflation, foreign market pressures require us to devalue our dollar so there is enough liquidity for the rest of the world to be able to reap the benefits of our booming economy. also dot plot.

not pulling out, its gonna just keep pumping until i say stop.

>>15865022
I personally use Shwab, also fuck dextrose

>>15866001
Both sad and based at the same time

>>15866053
Let’s hope. Probably regret dumping some bullied shares if it rockets this afternoon.

Bull on Patrol

Is it just me or is today the slowest most boring fucking day ever?

>>15866207
yeah whats for lunch today

>>15866251
tight asian snatch

>still trading stonks
Never make it
>>15863481

>>15866207
all of my limit orders are just....sitting.

Anybody else buying up GUSH right now or am I just a complete brainlet?

>>15866304
nah i saw it too, i was 70% sure, then when my order couldn't fill i was 100%, but instead of going with it, i'm playing waves on JNJ... I was trying to pick up UNG calls.

>>15866319
I bought 2500 at 2.70, 2.60, and then 5000 at 2.50. Not sure if I need to hedge with puts for potential short term continuation

>>15866304
Fees are terrible. Why?

>>15866384
It provides nice broad market exposure, and the leverage makes it nice for short term swings

>>15866371
this is like a 2 month long set up. nat gas is going to do a +15% one day within the next 6 weeks like it does every year, worst comes to worst the roaches will invade sand nigger oil fields and you pick up a few extra shekels on that.

>>15866416
That’s what I’m thinking, not looking to hold beyond a ~3/4 month or +20-25% return

Does anyone wanna buy my bags?

>>15866403
Made more sense when I saw the dirt bottom price.

did you guys hear that?!?!? it sounded like Igor just said FUCK BAGGIE!! DUMP JNJ!

>>15865501
Until there isnt

>>15865969
Scam?

>>15865752
How can I into investing in people pocketing jewelry from the deceased?

>>15866611
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ew-homepage-hero

Fucking lci needs to move somewhere...

>>15866611
Hard one. Buying the real estate that pays taxes for the police that inevitably arrest them I suppose.

>>15866611
The overhead shouldn't be too high. At most you'd need a shovel and a crowbar, and maybe a friend or two of dubious character. Your best bet would be walking around the graveyard, looking at headstones, and DYOR to figure which families were likely have some shit worth burying.

>>15866639
Coming back up. No volume. Today or tomorrow will be back up to 12.30

>>15866541
Depends
Which bags?

>>15866674
no you fucking moron, hypothetically you read the obituaries, and look into the backgrounds of these people to see if they were living alone and break into the empty house, get your shit and get out.

test

>>15866611
>>15866635
>>15866657
>>15866674
>666
Are we the baddies?

buy TGTX and hold it for ~6 months

unless you hate money of course

>>15866691
SEAC. I bought the top last month at 3.41 and it has only tanked since.

>>15866748
>3.41
The stock I see ends at 3.31.
It looks very similar to lci though.
SEAC...

alright if JNJ doesn't re-re-reverse in 15 minutes i'm eating the loss.

>>15866778
It was my first buy ever, and I didn't understand that I could set the price to buy at. Luckily it was only like 85 trump tokens, but I'm still down 21%. I've done a lot more research before buying since.

All
respondents from the Desk’s Survey of Primary Dealers
and Survey of Market Participants viewed a 25 basis
_
Page 4 Federal Open Market Committee ____________________________________________________________________________________________
point decrease in the target range as the most likely outcome at this meeting. Looking beyond September, most
survey respondents expected another 25 basis point cut
by year-end.

buy buy buy

>>15865969

lmfao

AT&T Inc. has agreed to sell its Puerto Rican and U.S. Virgin Islands businesses to Liberty Latin America Ltd. for $1.95 billion in cash, allowing the telecommunications giant to shave its debt load and move closer to repurchasing shares.

I've been trying to warn you fucks about shit like this... T selling assets to maintain divvy is a big red flag..

>>15867038
How does debt reduction and repurchase instantly equate to bad business and trouble paying divvys? Seems that would be more worrisome if they weren't buying back shares

>>15867152
it's a short term solution to a longer term problem

>>15867171
Do you find LMTs buyback of shares similar? I think that everyone is battening down and reducing debt in general.

>>15867206
it's not buyback, it's how they're going about raising the capital to pay for it. if I have a fucking widget machine that makes a fucking product that I sell to make money. What the fuck do I do when I sell the machine to pay off the debt? Wheres the fucking future of my company?

>>15867265
Maybe. Puerto rico sucks though, may just be unprofitable.

>>15867265
Is there a way to tell how profitable that region is?
Maybe their respurces are better spent somewhere else?

What is the name of this pattern?

>>15866001
have them boat you to international waters and it won't matter. I plan to be sealed in a depleated uranium casket and dropped down to the bottom of the mariana trench for all eternity

>>15867389
Fucking metal

>>15867372
rejection

>>15867389
If you drop yourself in those REALLY salty waters you are basically preserved for eternity.
Anything that falls there is perfectly preserved for centuries

>>15867423
>preserved for centuries
As fish shit

>>15865022
directa, binkbank

>>15867294
you could be right, seeing how those 2 hurricanes probably knocked out all the key infrastructure might be best to just wash your hands of the thing.

>>15867467
Fish die there

>>15867668
Crabs and various microorganisms don't.

>>15867688
They do too

Who here optimistic for the next 43 minutes to not get fucked on closing?

>>15867698
>>15867688

look up halophiles and other extremophiles. Life is very persistent

>>15867698
plenty of things live down there

https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/explorations/ex1605/logs/photolog/welcome.html

>>15867725
Tardigrades man. They can survive anything.

>woke up during power hour
Oops

Looks like I should’ve held UPRO until profit, but I took the modest loss with a limit sale this morning.

Just sold some calls on my AMRN shares because fuck it if it's gonna be down I might as well still make some money.

KHC Calls for tomorrow

There are people in this thread that are bagholding NAKD

>>15864680
Post your portfolio.
I currently have all my assets into SPY and NOBL.
Im more interested in having a monthly dividend portfolio so that I can reinvest ASAP.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>15867975
Just newfags who missed the first pump and dump.

J&J getting slammed for giving young men breasts... when young men are trying to grow breasts now more than ever

>>15868044
They're paying him? And natty too, a win win

>>15868044
i bought puts then switched to calls, going to hold over weekend.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .17%, nothing day. Covvies sitting pretty, wtf was that dump at close?

>>15868091
bought roku today and forgot to reshort gme.
this is the >20% roku short squeeze i was talking about weeks ago

>>15868072
9 billion seems excessive... can't they just settle for comped breast reduction surgery and a life time supply of asbestos laced talcum powder?

>>15868120
i'm sure it will be reduced later

>>15868091
Reuter’s just reported Chinese saying they’ve lowered their expectations from trade talks because of the commerce dept actions Monday.

Geo getting very close to that bottom band, looking very spicy.

>>15868091
smol bull

>>15868135
>Chinese saying they’ve lowered their expectations
wtf is that supposed to mean? Winnie the Pooh is going to fucking cave too. Nobody and I mean nobody is going to stump the Trump.

>>15868194
>Nobody and I mean nobody is going to stump the Trump.

luckiest man alive.

>>15868091
Up 1.2%
I was down 1% yesterday

>>15864614
peanut butter on rye toast. If i'm at wagies replace that with a sausage roll.

>>15868091
Down 1.13% for the day. Was up for a lot of the day and then AMRN decided to shit the bed, once again, right at the end of the day(right after I bought some calls no less!). Despite the pain, these hands wont be shaken.

>>15868091
Fine day. Beat the S&P by a little. I'm wondering if AMTD is going to rally in to earnings or just crab until then. Waiting on sidelines for movement on that one for now. Based Costco throwing down a healthy +1.7% today. No trades. I thought about buying some rapidly growing Canadian funeral home company called Park Lawn but I was put off by the 62x p/e (it went up 2.4% today to break out of short term falling trend).

>>15867372
wait and see what happens pattern

US dude weed roundup up of relative strength shown under bearish adversity: two MSOs and one CBD company are showing slightly better technicals than the rest of the lot lately. They are, Green Thumb Industries, Curaleaf, and Charlotte's Web (CBD outfit). All three are in potential bull flag with some attempt by the bulls to reject invalidating sell offs. Not one is these is green light BUY presently but they're approaching that territory.

As far as Canadian companies go, they're all trading pretty much the same. It's all bearish with no meaningful pivot off the recent low clear yet. ACB has very slightly better strength on the chart but it's marginal.

>>15865828
don't believe everything you read
mercury can be filtered burning coal is far worse

NO NO NO NO

>>15868538

AMRN has been driving me crazy. Fucking rollercoaster ride

Is leaving a stock if I'm down 10-20% a fine move, even if it might go back up? This mostly comes from myself not understanding their business well enough.

>>15869244
>mostly comes from myself not understanding their business well enough
you should probably sell regardless of what it has done

>PCG down 28% AH
Damn... RIP

does anyone know any decent divi stocks under 5 bucks? I want to build a decent portfolio but am poor :/

>>15869244
Sunken cost fallacy. If you believe your money is better spent elsewhere or just sitting out the game for a bit, sell your position. Don't fall for the "well I'm already down this much I may as well hold out for the long term". This is only a valid strategy if you have Buffet level confidence that the company will succeed.

>>15869244
>This mostly comes from myself not understanding their business well enough.

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4

Any other rare earth plays besides Lynas? Not really sure how to evaluate mining companies, Australian companies, or what the deal is with the share structure (LYSDY vs. LYSCF)

Every trade seems kind of crowded right now, but rare-earths blipped into conciousness and disappeared.

HOLY FUCK! WERE DUMPING HARD

watcha doin' futures?

>US AND CHINA MAKE NO PROGRESS IN TWO DAYS OF DEPUTY LEVEL TALKS, CHINA TRADE TEAM PLANNING TO LEAVE WASHINGTON ON THURSDAY: SCMP

Seriously, enough with this. Just bring on the recession and let the strongest player survive. It's just painful at this point

>>15869478
Oh my god, is this real

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX-8MHKuQ5I

G-good thing I-Im hedged.

My target for the S&P mini is 2730 if the neckline doesn't hold and if you look at the weekly, it literally tells you that it will dump down hard. I think we're in it now

MAKE IT STOP

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE

The Empire is getting a massive cash influx. Haha, the debt will be getting knocked down almost 2 billion more thanks to it. It's a win win for them. Selling of assets that lies in prime hurricane areas which oh boy cost a fuckton to keep up/repair if some shat happens. Your window to bag oh cheap shares is rapidly shrinking as we speak. They spoke about share buybacks as well soon as the debt is knocked down more. Soon you'll be forking out $40 per at bare ass minimum. Long Live the Empire!

There's no getting off this ride. Don't worry, trump will tweet the markets back up.
The deal is around the corner.
Free beer tomorrow.

>>15869346
OOF

I figured they would have been down more during the day considering they're currently cutting power to millions (including some of my coworkers). This too happening today is not good.

Why didn't you listen to him /smg/?

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/08/cramer-analyst-calls-a-top-in-the-sp-500-cruising-for-a-bruising.html

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gi_IGuKx4U

My ID is proof that its time to buy QQQ

>>15869478
Source? Am I supposed to be following "Teddy Vallee"?

Just loaded up on TVIX but forgot to sell anything first because I'm too dumb to remember that RULE NUMBER ONE IS TO LIMIT RISK AND LOSSES

>>15869561

wait... CNBC thought this wasn't important enough to send me a notification over, but they thought I REALLY needed to know about BBBY's new CEO?

fuck

lads

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU

shit... do I flip the TVIX? Do I sell my shitty ETFs?

>>15869804
RIP RICK I MISS YOU ALREADY

>>15869604
Trust in the Trump Put, friends. In the next few days, Trump will tweet something reassuring, and SPY will shoot up.

futures going wild right now, why?

What a time to be alive

>>15869819
Does cry wolf just work indefinitely with wall street? Seems like it

Prepare for the 10th of October 2019, nicknamed in posterity as "Bloody Thursday".

>>15869398
I don't want to pay a $50 fee to buy this, so I'd also like to know some rare Earth alternatives.

>>15869820
because no trade deal which should've been obvious

don't worry boys just buy puts at open tomorrow and let go when you're satisfied, or end of day. don't be too greedy.

oh god... I paid over 15 bucks for TVIX, about 2k worth... That's too fucking expensive...

And my MTUM is about to lose me EVEN MORE money. I only got the thing because it was fee free, and now it's all fee free!

>US AND CHINA MAKE NO PROGRESS IN TWO DAYS OF DEPUTY LEVEL TALKS, CHINA TRADE TEAM PLANNING TO LEAVE WASHINGTON ON THURSDAY: SCMP

They were originally meant to do another round of negotiations on Friday.

It's a May-type situation now boyos.

Well it looks like cheapies in the menu soon...

I kind of hate the Cheeto lord

when will orange man tweet to prop up the market? will he capitulate and make a shitty deal to save his presidency?

>>15869561
ASX just opened 5 minutes ago...I think I'll skip checking the market for the rest of this weet

>>15868091
Up $200 but down the same amount in after markets

>>15869820
News. No progress on trade deal after most recent negotiations. China heading home a day early.

>Alright Liu it’s fuck or walk—
>I believe we will walk
doom

>>15869998

Orange man has the American Zeitgeist with him on China right now, with the South Park episode and the NBA, he should strike while the iron is hot.

If the Chinks do go home, he'll do one of two things;

1. He'll wait a few days and slap tariffs on.

2. He'll wait until the Fed announces their interest rate cut on the 30th of this month, and then slap tariffs on.

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

>>15869840
I think of it more like being a broken clock.

>>15870067
Tariffs were postponed, remember? they’re already set and ready to go, I think it was the 12th or 15th?

Yes that iphone will cost you a cool $1200 now thanks to the tariffs. Cause you know damn well apple won't pay the tax.

>>15870086

Yeah 15th. If we get to the 15th and the American tariffs go ahead, the Chinks will counteract.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch but between this and Brexit, it's gonna be a hell of a time for the rest of October.

>>15870152
>Tariffs rise on 15th
>Fed defies expectations and keeps rates the same
>No-deal breggsit

>>15870131
apple has stated it will eat the costs to keep 1k price

>>15870131

lol who cares. Apple as a stock is overvalued as fuck with declining hardware sales and a saturated market.

>>15870180

>Fed defies expectations and keeps rates the same

That would be the most surprising for the market now IMO.

i went all in on fucking monday, fucking fuck my life

We live in really wacked times. Brexit, Impeachment, Trade Shit, Middle east dudes offing each other en mass cause we left the door open for them, market just taking a shat left and right. What a story to tell your grandkids huh. They'd look at you in awe. Kinda what you did when your grandparents told you about the Great Depression.

>>15859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnIJOO__jVo

>>15869799
You got time. If you can't handle the down side pull out with a loss.

I hope this shat ends. I'm sitting here watching my money just vanish into the air. Oh well, November my luck will change. Then AMRN will kick the FDA's ass. Green bags of cash shall be mine. Oh Holy Buyout Come to me now and Save me from this shat. Deliver unto me the sacred heavy green money bags so that I may finally get on track for a worry free retirement when I'm 65.

NEW

>>15870341
>>15870341
>>15870341

>>15870344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

>>15870300
just realized screenshot doesn't show that it's a put
i think i'll be seeing at least 200 dollars in gain tomorrow, just not sure when to close. a single tweet could fuck things up

>>15870366
Well get that profit and split. Don't get greedy, bruh.