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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.15864823

>>15864795
Fix the pasta mate. It’s a little stale, use “fall” instead of summer.

>> No.15864859

>>15864823
Don't you watch the news? Global warming bro. Summer all year round

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>>15864795
Watch 100 hours of Wilderness Self Reliance vids on youtube while you have the time, then go make a shelter innawoods for the winter. It's actually pretty damn fun to live like a hermit for a while, testing your skills. It's comforting to know that no matter what you can always go out into the World and thrive without having to sleep in a gutter, living off the waste of a some fetid Concrete Jungle, crawling with mindless lemmings who look down their nose at you, their actual Superior.
Good luck, young lad!