/biz/ - Business & Finance

inb4 nocoiner brainlets literally starve to death

>>15858291
whew lads i think we have a winner

>>15858291
>when the USD fails
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE ASSHOLE

RULES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY

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The stable-
1979 Spitfire- my baby
1998 Fiesta XRS- death by rust
1981 MGB GT- needs engine mounts- for sale!
2013 308CC" convertible- the workhorse

There are too Many Liberal Millenial SJWs on this website.

MILLENIAL'S ... GO BACK TO "READ-IT" LOL !! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.

AND GET A DAMN JOB, LIBERALS.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

>>15858346
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>15858291
Why is this bitch getting fatter every time there is a new thread for this shitcoin?

>>15858332
top kek

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>>15858291
Dude, I am all in RSR for the Reddit approved medley of African americans, women, LGBTQ, and cuckold/polyamorous developers on the team. This coin is diverse as fuck. it is le epic XDDD . These retard pajeet FUDders will hang themselves when the parliaments of Venezuela, Yemen, and Congo convene and officially enact laws to make RSR their respective national reserve currencies. Rich jews invested 0.0000000000001% of their networth in it for fuck's sake!!! If you don't take out a mortgage to go all in on this once in a lifetime, needful opportunity, you will be sorely regretting, sir. I hope you bought your tuxedosn and butt-plugs, gentleman, because we are going straight to Lambo-land!!!11

>>15858332
The Builderburgs and illuminati have planned to destroy the dollar in their last move to enact the New World Order. This has been planned for 120 years. Reserve is the last lifeboat for enlightened plebs to free themselves from the machine lest they end up as batteries for the Great Machine.

I was in high school, got invited by what I thought were my friends, but it turned out everyone was just making fun of whatever I said or did behind my back, regardless if anyone else said or did anything similar. Some girl at the party was kind enough to let me know, when I confronted my "friends" about it they laughed and called me a fag. I tried to ignore it but they literally made it impossible, everywhere I went they happened to be there too and made sure that I knew, they even started making trouble in my neighborhood. Eventually I had to confront them in the hopes they would leave me alone. I got in one little fight and my mother got scared, she said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright, but wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that, is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here, I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, home to Bel-Air." Ipulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>>15858370
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Alec was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died an hero, Alec did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Alec Holowka.

>>15858291
>unbelievable
the problem they're having here is the kids are trapped deep inside the cave, and they're having trouble getting to the outside of the cave where they need to go. if they can find a way to get from the inside of the cave to the outside of the cave then boom - now they're in a much better position to turn this thing around. as long as they don't die I think they've still got a shot at coming out of this alive

>>15858291
You see, the problem is that the reality of the situation is much more complicated. It is true that the kids must first begin from where they are, that is, deep in the cave. However being that they are deep in the cave they must overcome this issue, that they are deep in the cave. If the Thai bois are to overcome this problem they will need to move from the area deep within the cave to an area a bit closer to the place they need to be, which is outside the cave.

>>15858291
>start putting on some weight
This is complicated because there is a WHOLE area within the cave that is further from the entrance than where the boys are now. You might ask yoursef 'why is this a problem?'. Well, the reason that this is a problem is mostly that there is also an area very different to the area that is further from the entrance of the cave. This area is known as 'the area nearer to the entrance within the cave'.

>>15858374
If it floats, flies or fucks, rent don’t buy


Buy signal. This is an easy way to gauge how good a project is.
God tier - does not market project, developer remains completely anonymous and seeks no recognition (bitcoin)
High tier - developer actively explains why their project should be worth less or why you shouldn't invest in it (ethereum)
Still good tier - developer takes a mostly neutral stance towards social media and merely displays functionality (chain link)
Shit tier - developer advertises their own project and tries to convince people to invest / claims it will be worth more money on the future (tron, bsv, anything involving indians)

protip: wisdom is recognizing that history repeats itself, and theres nothing new under the sun. wealth is the end result of taking a calculated risk based off your acquired wisdom.

>>15858374
>>15858374
>the problem they're having here is the kids are trapped deep inside the cave,
The caves are in complete darkness, so the player cannot see into adjacent caves; instead, upon moving to a new empty cave, the game describes if they can smell a Wumpus, hear a bat, or feel a draft from a pit in one of the connected caves. Entering a cave with a pit ends the game due to the player falling in, while entering the cave with the Wumpus startles them; the Wumpus will either move to another cave or remain and kill the player.

It's really tough but I think we can all agree the jews are responsible for the most part.
Ah but the real problem, aside from going to the area that is nearer the entrance of the cave and not going to the area that is not nearer the entrance of the cave, is that the area that is nearer the entrance of the cave is flooded with water. Exacerbating this problem is that the area that is not nearer the entrance of the cave is also flooded with water. This is a predicament.

>>15858385
>If it floats
Assuming they can overcome this confusion and indeed choose the path to the area that is nearer the entrance of the cave, the problem is only compounded by the fact that the boys need air to breathe. The problem stemming from the fact that the area that is nearer the entrance of the cave is flooded by water and that this water (by virtue of being water) is in fact not air and is therefore not breathable, thus impeding their traversal to the area that is nearer the entrance of the cave.
so from what I can glean from what OP has communicated here as well as from the thoughtful replies, the fundamental problem which is currently being faced by the thai children is that they, that is, the thai children, are specifically trapped deep inside the cave. not simply in the cave, and not simply anywhere in the cave, but specifically trapped, deep within the cave (the thai children are).
what appears to be making this a more fascinating scenario is that they are not just 'trapped' in the cave, but from what I can tell, it seems to be that everyone in this situation would prefer to specifically be outside of the cave, which is coincidentally where they need to go. so the big question mark regarding these thai children, who are trapped deep within the cave, is how to get them outside from deep within the cave, where they are currently trapped and have a stated preference to not be.
the saving grace here is that, it's really a very simple problem, which i did not understand at first, but i've managed to piece it together from everyone in this thread

>>15858389
In most workplaces there are fundamentally two types of employees. Workers and slackers. Slackers stand around talking all day. They make friends with each other and their bosses. Slackers love working with each other because it's basically just hanging out with friends. That's why they're the ones getting promoted. We look out for people we like, so the most important thing in looking for a promotion is making friends with the boss. If you manage to make friends in high places, sooner or later you'll land somewhere high up too. All the higher ups are socialite slackers- this is important to remember.

Workers are the golden goose keeping the business running. They're perpetually overworked and forced to do the jobs of 2-3 people alone. Despite this, nobody ever recognizes them. Out of sight, out of mind. You will only ever receive negative reinforcement because the only time interaction occurs is when you fail to complete your (unreasonable) workload. This cements you as being lazy in the mind of the boss. Despite being the hardest working and most productive, you are devalued in comparison to the social slackers. Why? The boss just likes them more.

The bottom line here is that the ability to make friends is more valuable than any kind of actual skill or work you could do. Networking is king. Make friends with a rich kid because his dad will hook you up with a six figure salary sitting around doing nothing because hey what else are friends for? No experience, no diploma, dont worry just forget engineering or computer science. That's what they pay the workers (half your salary) for. You're just there to goof off and chat with your buddy so that his time on the clock passes just a little bit easier.

>>15858389
>It's really tough but I think we can all agree the jews are responsible for the most part.

This type of beetle is sometimes called as rainbow jewel beetle. Why? It’s because this beetle is covered in different colors that glint vividly like oil slick in a puddle. Due to its astonishing appearance, its larger and more colorful types are sought after by collectors. In some Asian countries, their elytra are also used for beetlewing jewelry and decoration. The Jewel beetle belongs to the family Buprestidae – a family of beetles is considered as one of the largest with over 15,000 known species worldwide.

>>15858403
You wanna report me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I shitpost too much. I also spam too much. I could be a cold-hearted jannie like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. /biz/ likes me. My fellow shitposters like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you sneed is what you get.

>but i've managed to piece it together from everyone in this thread
Let me explain the pros and cons of the job we're hiring for at RSR.

office rules:
- no smoking
- alcohol is allowed but only 2 alcoholic drinks per shift - at lunch preferably
- no social media or posts related to work, our work is private not public
- no picture taking anywhere in the office environment or on work related vacations or lunch/dinners
- maintain attempts at reducing carbon footprints whenever possible
- all paper documents must be shreaded upon the documents expiry
- maintain a clean work environment, leave it like you found it
- no workplace visitors, family, or friends allowed to the office
benefits:
- profit sharing at 23% on investments suggested and researched by the assistant
- free finance training and education on crypto markets, data, analysis, and trading
- free company vacations (several a year)
- free lunch or dinner no breakfast
- free access to company assets like cars, boats, and office benefits like fitness room, swimming pool, etc.
- random bonus assignments for extra money (situational and verbal agreements)
- work and file as an independent contractor - file only what you want


cons:
- no healthcare coverage (however if a major medical situation arrises, it will likely be taken care of)
- 8 hours a day monday thru friday (flexible hours)
- major holidays off
- paid personal vacation time 3 weeks/year
- paid sick days 2 weeks/yr
- must keep a clean workspace and clean up after yourself like at any job
- must remain professional looking with business class appearance except on casual fridays
- must maintain all aspects of digital security and secrecy regarding work related ventures - NDA agreement
- repeated abuse of the employee agreement will result in termination and the forefeit of 50% of profit sharing
- repeated abuse of company policy or gross negligence will result in the termination of employment

>>15858432
>8 hours a day monday thru friday (flexible hours)
DDDDDDDDDROPPPPPPED

>>15858435
You WILL eat the fucking bugs. And while you flash an empty grin with little legs and carapces stuck in your teeth, the Jew will dine on the finest cuts of steak and freshest, greenest vegetables and tell you that it's not good enough and you're still killing the planet, goy. You'll say "yes milord" and let your white daughter fuck a nigger as you chomp down on a roach's crunchy thorax. The Jew will soon make raising your own cattle and growing your own crops illegal, just like they made collecting rainwater illegal, and they'll continue forcing you to degrade yourself to bottom-feeding and degeneracy until you're barely human anymore. They're already well into building their ivory towers on your back and you're just letting them, you cowards.

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it.
For me, its bone breaking.
Not killing anyone because i'm not a psychopath, but just bone breaking.
Especially the legs. There is nothing more enjoyable than immobilizing someone via breaking their legs.
Now, I'm not going to say "who" I would do some bone breaking on because I like keeping secrets and never reveal my targets.
Also, I'm from Reddit, and its my first time ever posting here.

>>15858435
>10 posts from this ID
Dilate

>>15858460
He's the original Discord Transformer, you know? You think some faggot has a lady avatar for no reason? Wrong. He's a dick chopper. Chop chop chop. Bye bye penis. You want that creature to lecture you about propriety? Madness.

>>15858460
>Dilate

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>15858460
>13

>>15858460
>14

FUCK NIGGERS

I'm sick of them

The cherry picked science in Vox’s Charles Murray article
https://medium.com/@houstoneuler/the-cherry-picked-science-in-voxs-charles-murray-article-bd534a9c4476

FACT: - Though only 12% of the population, Blacks take 38.3% of the total of all welfare payments. Whites are 72% of the population, and take 30.5% of the total.
http://aspe.hhs.gov/hsp/leavers99/race.htm#fig1

FACT: - Though only 12% of the population, Blacks take 38% of taxpayer-subsidized housing
http://www.huduser.org/datasets/assthsg/statedata96/descript.htm

FACT: - Blacks are responsible for 40.8% of all domestic violence cases, despite being only 13% of the population.
See page 28:
http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/vi.pdf

FACT: 28% of Black males go to jail, vs. 4.4% of White males.
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm

FACT: - Blacks are four times more likely than Whites to kill their children
http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/homicide/children.cfm#kidsrts

FACT - Blacks "were 7 times more likely than whites to commit homicide in 2005"
http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/homicide/race.cfm

Fact is black teens comprise only 15 percent of all U.S. teenagers but were 70 percent of all news AIDS diagnoses in 2012, according to CDC
http://www.louisianaweekly.com/hivaids-take-heavy-toll-on-black-youth/

Fact is research shows black women, many living in Atlanta, are being infected with HIV -- so much so that the new cases are being compared to African countries.
http://www.11alive.com/news/article/240913/3/HIV-crisis-facing-black-women-in-metro-Atlanta

>>15858488
checked and nazipilled

>>15858495

>>15858291
>gains to be made off of RSR
Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a $1000 in RSR. That girl, you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving shitposting in /biz/?

>me 10 years old
>doing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on my door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where willy go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke my willy and it go hard again
>mummy say im very big for my age which makes me feel proud
>bury face on mummys shoulder and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and willy start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and shudder violently then warm liquid shoots out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

There's literally nobody on the team that has the proper economic knowledge to even properly consider the idea that they've thought of.

They literally have N O T H I N G to show for, no code, no algorithms, just a few blog posts and screenshots of an app any 10 year old could create.

As I have previously stated they will face regulatory issues, the sec won't just allow them to "become the biggest stablecoin business" dealing with sanctionned countries. Even if

Reserve seems to claim they need KYC - i disagree, they need AML. They cant seem to tell the difference.

Getting off the peg, lol what fucking retards, even Tether, the biggest ponzi of all is pegged, they don't talk about public statements about the reserve, they don't talk about nothing, they just go arond with the attitude of being intellectual and that's why I hate them, at least Bitconnect was obvious and funny, ZBUX is a meme, BRAP too, these guys act as academics and that's why I hate them, because they're not even 1/100 of what an academic is

I would also like anyone reading this to understand that my post is entirely satire, a work of comedic fiction, and that only a complete and total fool would take it seriously.

>>15858532
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature merely need skim Reserve's whitepaper to uncover the centralized shitcoin behind the crude facade of decentralization. You're absurdly naiive if you think spreading out the asset custody would stop the Feds from seizing the backing assets. Long before RSV's influence would even call for such drastic action every country on the god damn planet would outlaw this shitcoin to preserve their monetary sovereignty. Heed my advice anon, Nevin is selling you a dream that can never possibly come to fruition. Sell your bags while it's still legal to do so.

>>15858542
I look forward to meeting you on the yacht in 2021-2022 good sir.

>>15858542
Satsgang.. just tell me when to dump this shitcoin k?

>>15858536
My wife's black son gets his allowance on RSV

>>15858556
DUMP IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15858556
we are dumping everything next month fren.
first the pump, then the exit.

t. satsgang CEO

>>15858565
thk you for the advices. how i can join satsgang? is there membership fee? how I know what coin to pump and dump? i have many pumping skills!

>>15858565
UNIRONICALLY THIS THOUGH LOL

WE'RE LITERALLY TELLING YOU BIZ BUT YOU WON'T LISTEN NOW, WILL YOU?

>>15858590
your .001 order will never be filled

>>15858590
I am listen! I will speedily send in the membership fee so i can be told where to join the discord for dumping! we are all make it frends!

>>15858581
we never stop pumping

>>15858605
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OKAYYYYYYYYY I ALREADY HAVE ALMOST 3m OF THIS SHITCOINNNNNNNNNNNN I WANTTTTTTTT TO GETTTTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOOO 6m BUTTTTTT I AMMMMMMM NOTTTTTTT SUREEEEEEEE IFFFF MYYYYYY WAAAAYGEEEEEEEE BUXXXXXXXX WILLLLLLLLL GETTTTTTTT HEREEEEEEEEEE INNNNNNNNN TIMEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15858581
satsgang membership is 1 BTC per person.
this includes lifetime pumps and dumps.
big profit fren, join now.

protip: only satsgangers are gonna make it

>>15858646
>satsgang membership is 1 BTC per person.
I just need to get my next student load check and I can afford to join!

>>15858354

>>15858291
Anon you don't want to discriminate male reservist, do you?
Otherwise, i will report you to HR. Nevin will be disappointed