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how to get rich if you dont want to work?

>> No.15845339

compound interest, making money work for you rather than work for it.

>> No.15845343

Sigh...Chainlink

>> No.15845344

1. Beg for someone to give you $1. Repeat ten times a day.
2. Buy a domain name.
3. Beg for someone to give you $1. Repeat ten times a day.
4. Buy hosting for a month.
5. Write the solution to solving cancer in a txt file and upload it to your server.
6. Profit.

>> No.15845357

buy link you fucking neet

>> No.15845685

how to get 1 dollar?

>> No.15845722

>>15845327
lube up that asshole and just lay there.

>> No.15845770

>>15845722
my ass is huge

>> No.15846155

>>15845770
>my ass is huge
maybe 3 dollars at a time then?

>> No.15846648

>>15845339
le rich dad

>> No.15846657

>>15845327
Easy, just fuck prostitute

>> No.15846710

>>15845327
Do calculated bets on crypto longterm.
Look for market needs. Gaming is hot and will be bigger and bigger each year. So is blockchain.
Combine those 2 and you get UOS.

>> No.15846931

>>15846657
how to find prostitutes?

>> No.15847202
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>>15846931
>how to find prostitutes?
It depends...
can you eat your own feces?

>> No.15847677

>>15846931
Internet

>>15847202
Lewd

>> No.15847888

>>15845327

check your mail

>> No.15847947

>>15845344
I;m so far in the rabbithole I could probably do this with some schizophrenic /pol/x/ shit about the system lying to you and how the government profits off cancer to convince some dumb boomers and that the cure is was some herbal cocktail all along

>> No.15848023

Reselling.

>> No.15848058

>>15845327
>follow gypsy beggars around
>wait until end of day until they've accumulated some dosh
>proceed to kick the ever loving shit out of them and there faggot children
>steal everything they got

EZ PZ LEMON SQUEEZY

>> No.15848075

>>15845339
>reads one self improvement book

>> No.15848076

>>15845327
Be smart enough to be born rich

>> No.15848118

How does that work

>> No.15848546

>>15846710
Gaming unironically dying.

>> No.15848591

>>15845327
Inherit a fortune dumbass

>> No.15848669
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>>15848058
>steal everything they got

>> No.15848726

>>15848058
most gypsy beggars work for someone and give him the bigger part of the begging profits for protection
u wanna fuck with that?

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>>15848726
>u wanna fuck with that?
we've got god on our side so... yes!

>> No.15849101

>>15845327
I'm young and have 5'000-10'000 USD I can invest. I can do stocks but I need some pointers. No crypto preferably but I have accounts with the ability to trade them. Any other ways to make money or should I just stick to stocks? What do?

>> No.15849311

>>15849101
what are your goals?
if you want to learn to trade
I recommend buying an index with 50% of your money. I'd do SPY and GDX.
Then the other 50% I would trade options.

>> No.15849422

>>15845327
work for a bit, save and scrimp like fucking mad then
>>15845339