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>filling out job application
>reach the incel background check
>need at least two references from previous sexual partners

>> No.15811113

add your parents

>> No.15811115

You should shoot them up

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>>15811109
>filling out job application
>not enough room to list my top 100 sexual partners

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>>15811109
>right hand
>left hand
You make it too easy, wagies. I'll be hired on the spot

>> No.15811136

>>15811126
Can you stop posting sexy anime women please. Its not fair

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>>15811109

Dude, why do you think hookers are so popular?

Before my last job I fucked 5 hookers in a week and had 5 references easy. It cost me a fair few $$$'s but it was worth it. Everone at work thinks i'm a complete chad now too.

>> No.15811272

>>15811109
On the offchance this isn't bait this is definitely illegal

>> No.15811279

>>15811272
Nevermind its 100% bait and I am a retard

>> No.15811305

>>15811272
Have sex.

>> No.15811319

>>15811279
Reddit.com
Check it out, you’ll fit in better there.

>> No.15811399

>>15811305
>>15811319
These