/biz/ - Business & Finance

- HP to cut 9000 jobs
- Apple not interested in creating digital currency
- Easyjet interested in assets of insolvent Thomas Cook
- Woeful August figures for German manufacturers
- BMW implements cost-cutting program
- Turkey back to single-digit inflation numbers
- Pepsico reports higher revenue and lower net income
- MGM Hotels in $800 million settlement concerning the 2017 massacre
- H&M delivers profitable Q3 after restructuring
- Sika sets optimistic growth target
- Julius Baer wants slimmer top management
- Swatch reveals new HQ
- British companies fearful of recession
- BP's Bob Dudley to retire in 2020
- German winemakers expect reduced harvest
- Austria expects economic growth to slow
- AMS in Osram takeover bid
- Allianz investing in Japanese real estate

3.5% unemployment rate

>>15809311
>- MGM Hotels in $800 million settlement concerning the 2017 massacre
How are the Jewish billionaires who control Vegas responsible for a mass shooting? Wait, never mind.

Nakd short squeeze today

Which one of you is this

I got that QYLD
I got that SNSS
I got that ATBPF
I got that WKHS
I got that AMRN
I got that REFR
I got that GHSI
I got that EROS
I got that ADXS
I got that SDIV

So massive green day today right? Unemployment was expected to stay the same, instead it dropped to the lowest in 50 years

>>15809631
yes, buying 500000 shares of NGGR as we speak

Shouldn’t we go down because of the priced in fed cut that we aren’t going to get now

i would be up $1k if i didn't panic sell my last batch. I have a bunch of shit i want to drop as it no longer fits my stategery. Do i just fuck it an d sell or baghold like a cuck?

/smg/ yesterday:
>SELL SELL SELL WE RECESSION AHHHHH redwojack.png

/smg/ today:
>le golden bull face

>>15809675
there will a be cut, goddammit why you even come to this board to ask questions so dumb - just looking for a hand to hold while you're at slot machine?

>>15809679
shoulda coulda woulda

wtf happened to this board, did all the day care centres suddenly filed bankruptcy or what, jesus

It's all so preposterous. The fed doing repo ops, cutting rates at all time high. They are using ammunition that should come out after a collapse. There will be nothing left to do once it finally does. Yet the market keeps rising...

>>15809684
What are you talking about? Everyone knows we're going into a recession, but not quite yet. In 6-18 months. Rate cuts and QE4 will rally stocks going into the next year, with massive pressure from Trump because of the election. New ATH is very much possible. Just get out by late next year.

>>15809497
cool it with anti semitic /pol/ shit, this board/site will get banned because of some narrow-minded cuck sucking roach looking piece of litterbox licking dipshit like yourself

>>15809631
yeah, but the wage growth is slowing down which is a fucking bad sign

>>15809729
make me nigger!

>>15809631
>low unemployment is a good sign
I seriously hope this is a bait.

>>15809729

>>15809743
Nice, these are my personal favorites though. Freedom tastes amazing

>>15809631
>>15809741
I would be very careful today, algos usually mirror sentiment which can turn around fast, especially with mixed data like this, further investigation is a must

>>15809752
Elaborate further

>>15809729
Nigger

At the end of the day, weather you make money or not is inconsequential.

What matters is that you had FUN.

You having fun /smg/?

>>15809764
Notice what happened every time people bought into the low unemployment meme.

>>15809784
so high unemployment is good?

Develop an understanding of a company and its products.
Does a company have a sustainable competitive advantage?
Does a company have able and trustworthy managers?
Is the company available at a bargain price?

>>15809799
High unemployment means only direction it can go is lower. Which signals the start of a stock market bull-run. You're in a stock market general

>>15809760
>american flavored sandwich slices
lmao

>>15809812
>this is your brain in stocks

>>15809784
Bad argument, those spikes were triggered by external cataclysms. Oil shock, dotcom stupid investing, subprime mortgage debacle

>>15809729
>actual schitzoposting
kek

>>15809814
They literally are not allowed to call it "cheese" legally. However "cheese food" is okay

>Oil shock, dotcom stupid investing, subprime mortgage debacle
In one word, bad investment decisions driven by rapid credit expansion, which rewards inefficient companies as they employ more people. So yes, it does have something to do with low unemployment, or more accurately, over-employment of uncompetitive people.

Expected Unemployment Rate
>3.7%
What we got
>3.5%
Expected Nonfarm payroll
>140,000
What we got
>136,000
Expected average hourly earnings
>$0.03
What we got
>-$0.01

I don’t get it broz, this data should say red day today but the market my go
>muh lower unemployment rate

>>15809868
>They literally
>literally
*They are not allowed to call it "cheese" legally. However "cheese food" is okay.

>>15809873
>>15809836
Forgot to (You)

>>15809876
lol, you got me. My millennial is showing

>>15809874
Bad data = fed rate cut chance up = green.

Damn, if we make it above 7710 today on the NQ (looking at the mini). Then it's pretty obvious we're set to test 100 points higher very short term. Time to wave goodbye to the recession mongoloids until next time the market moves down.
BULLISH

Why won't Uber recover? I just went all in on $32 calls.

>>15809944
have you seen their books? it can go far lower...

>>15809912
We don't wave good bye until after they go, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE muh manipulation!" Still kekkels to be had

I was right but was short squeezed.. weak fucking hands

>>15809868
How is "cheese food" okay if "cheese" is not. Is "cheese" not a "food" normally? What the hell are they putting in the syrup up there?

>>15809288
Who is the unimaginative retard that is making the new threads? Add some flar you boring fuck. I bet you eat your steak welldone and cutt off the fat. Fucking fag.

>>15809713
The repo operation resets nightly
The fed isn't spending any "ammunition"
Educate yourselves. Read the damn FOMC minutes. Study the damn policy statements.

>>15809876
Based
>>15809887
Bluepilled

another day of NAKD cheapies thank god.

>>15809998
I want to buy more but I already have a position at .03 and I dont wanna raise my average

>>15809998

>>15809311
HP - she tempts me

>>15809811
What sorts of stocks are you holding right nowwy ?

>>15810023
Delet

>>15809998
Can’t wait for 0.001 to load up!!

GHSI has cleared and recovered all of my losses. Thanks GHSI

>>15809814
Tastes like grandma

>KUDLOW TELLS FOX BUSINESS HE DOESN'T SEE A RECESSION `IN SIGHT'

Even more bullish, algos will pump this shit hard

Imagine closing weekly above 7710 on the NQ today, closing the weekly signalling bullish reversal after such a shit week. Crazy

>>15810023
Lol

>>15810064
>media says no recession

Now if only I had the courage to go all in on some puts dated for November.

What does everyone think of all brokers going comission free online? Is robinhood dead?

GME........

>>15810121
Robinhood is the only one with free options and a brainlet tier interface so I'm sticking.

>>15810043
>still down 20% on GHSI
Fuk
>LCI keeping my port above 50% gain
Thanks LCI

>>15810121

This >>15810135. I deal with options mainly now plus one of the supposedly free one's has an annoying set up from what I've heard eg when you set up an option you have to do the math and input the numbers. I wouldn't call robinhood brainlet tier but it's much more streamlined in buying and selling albeit most of there data is incorrect (charts going back some and dividend yields at least). Why does it feel like what I just said is going to be datamined?

>>15810114
No that's Kudlow, if you look at the MEDIA then we're in it for doomsday. Mainly because they want Trump to look as bad as possible, but you know

>>15810114
Bloomberg keeps harping about it. But they're financial news so that makes sense. Are they on about it on other news outlets too? That's not good they need to shut the fuck up

>>15810160
Averaging down is your friend with penny stocks

>>15810126
Did I miss my opportunity to buy back in for cheapies? I was waiting until $5.

>>15810175
I dont have that much faith in GHSI. Not willing to put anymore dough in it. Will possibly buy more LCI if my $14 10/18 calls expire

>>15810177
i've been waiting and waiting but the fucking thing is strong as fuck.. could be building a base.. just needs some shorts to get a margin call........

it has some gaps to fill much higher so i bought more cause i really don't wanna miss it

>>15809288
Trump will use sheer willpower to keep the market stable until election, otherwise boomers will check their 401(k)s and realize they dislike the President suddenly. We're, at the minimum, crabbing until Nov. 5th.

God this so frustrating. I haven't been able to make a right choice on anything I do it seems. I started back in July with at least $700 to my name, and as of today, I'm at $250 and dropping. The stock I have in QQQ and a few in LCI, ET, and CEI are all that's keeping me from total bankruptcy at the moment but my buying power is rapidly declining because I just can't seem to make the right calls no matter what I do. I don't want to give up on this but I'm now starting to realize all of my efforts are going to waste on expiration dates and stock values dropping. I'm getting real frustrated here. What am I doing wrong?

>>15810205
Lol

In case you didn't already short Netflix
>Disney bans Netflix. Another trade war.
The big boys are cracking down

Is it possible to arbitrage ETFs without high frequency trading?

I fucking give up

>>15810231
>shitflix
Can’t wait for the epic rape of witcher

>>15810205
>What am I doing wrong?
buying the wrong assets

>>15809874
market good :)

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Was terrified when I realized I SOLD a put rather than BUYING a put. Sold it and bought it back at the same price, any government fee's I should expect?

>>15810231
>Disney bans Netflix
what?

>>15810279
fucksticks

>>15810289
>Exclusive: Disney is banning Netflix ads from its entertainment networks, as the marketing wars in streaming move to the next level

What are we buying today?

>>15810160
When did you get into LCI?

>>15810305
oh.. ok

>>15809288
ah yes slave's keyboard

>>15810324
5s and 6s. Have a few 10s I bought into after trimming and trading on the way up. DCA $7.3

>>15810305
Who is the target audience for the diseny streaming platform? Parents I would assume. It could work.

Another 14 years old kid in Hong Kong get shot by someone who appears to be a police as protests erupted at every corner of the city.

>>15810368
Link also iraq is in marshal law
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/martial-law-unfolding-iraq-20-protesters-killed-internet-blackout-24-hour-curfews

>>15809741
>Wage growth slowing down
There hasn't really been wage growth in the US since the 90s.

>its a crab episode

Should I just sell my OKTA puts... they expire two weeks out but I'm guessing they'll never hit 100 again. Sigh. So salty about this.

>>15810402
>There hasn't really been wage growth in the US
Ftfy

>>15809784
Not to mention unemployment being a fake stat that doesn't count those who can be employed but have given up looking.

>>15810387
And somethings are happening in Ecuador and Peru and South Korea

looks like bears losing their grip on GME and bulls taking control

>Goldman": Following this morning’s data we boosted our Q3 GDP tracking estimate by one tenth to +2.0% (qoq ar)."
And Trump is back to saying he would like a trade deal with China..

So... let's push for new highs boys.

>>15810497
All I'm holding is puts... fuck. Why did I do this to myself. I can still salvage some of it but... god damnit, I definitely over leveraged myself here. Impatience is always my downfall. There was nothing to push the idea of a flash crash like last year occurring at this moment, should've just taken my profits and waited a bit.

Why dont bears just end their lives instead of being insufferable faggots?

rest in peace RKG
one of the better posters I've seen in my time here

>>15810548
good question

>>15810441
>being a salty uniformed libtard unfamiliar with basic stats

>>15810546
"The market will stay insolvent longer than you can remain rational"

Now is finally the time to buy PINS

>>15810492
Where is our happening?

EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING ONE BUT US

i'm down 13% on uber. should i cut my losses now?

>>15809288
whos dick do have to suck for a month of bloomberg terminal?

>>15810606
I hodl.

>BREAKING: Trump says that North Korea, Iran would like “to do deals” with the U.S.
Holy shit, Trump is really at it today

>>15810578
>Being this new to unemployment rate stats

BULLS ON PARADE!

Based PEP blasting through to new highs!

>>15810568
I think she’s just playing too much WOW to post. I hope.

>>15810615
please tell me he says they're doing a deal with China so my LEG will skyrocket

>>15809783
nice asses but how long until they turn saggy from not going to gym when pregnant?

>>15809783

>>15810625
>Moot
What did he mean by this?????

Bullrun!

>>15810659
OnlyOldfagsWillUnderstandThis.jpeg

>>15810659
>he doesnt know who moot is

>>15810205
Stop investing in memes. Get a stable etf with dividends and just keep adding money into it. Eventually you'll make profit. But day trading on $700 is sure to fuck you over.
Think of it this way. If you have a billion dollars to invest in, you can day trade and make 0.02% return in a day and call it quits. That's still 200k dollars you made on a quick blip. Meanwhile for you that same .02 only gets you 14 cents. So what do you do? You wait around to make it big on a meme only to get cucked once all of the whales have made a killing of tiny movements and go into the next big thing. Basically you don't have enough money to play this game and win.

>>15810659
He meant moat, but it’s it’s still hilarious. Probably been deleted and replaced for clarity though.

>>15810205
Come Do the DEW, fren.

Dividends Every Week

Pick safe, profitable companies with a history of increasing their dividend. Buy them at discount or fairly valued prices and you'll be ok. we can all make it fren

>>15810678
>day trading
>700
You might as well invest in crypto.
>>15810205
Dont buy meme stocks like LCI you missed the opening.

>>15810689
you buy before the div, then sell ex? for each of those?

why not just hold?

>>15810205
Should have gambled on options with such baby bets

>>15810689
is there a way to extract the most consistent dividend payers out of that list as in ones that haven't cut dividends or ones that are pretty predictable on dates?

>>15810697
>Dont buy meme stocks like LCI you missed the opening.
LCI is just getting started.. look back at the chart.. it had a long downward trend.. then sideways trend and now upward trend......

LCI to $60

>>15810702
i buy and hold forever, that's just my calendar for when the pay dates are so I know exactly when I'm getting paid and by what company.

i wanted to space out my payments for psychological reasons for when I retire I'll have a steady and consistent influx of cash every month

>>15810596
I think you’re a meme.
Post your position.

>>15810719
start with Dividend Kings and then got to Aristocrats and then Champions.

All have paid consistent in the same week as predicted for the most part. Some depends on whether or not there's a weekend on the usual pay date and they either pay it before or after.

>>15810497
Uh oh I've got several puts on the basis it can easily go down as the market has been crabbing for a while. Of it keeps going up I'm gonna get burned.

>>15810723
i am getting started doing the same thing (in aus)

Long term div focused investing is obviously the best for long term gains, but how do you cope with the draw of get-rich-quick shit like options and leverage?

I know that this is the best strategy, and it will make me rich at 40, but fuck man i want to be rich at 30

>>15810723
You have other holdings?

>>15810729
I like it, but I’m going to do KNG. Hoping for a nice dip on Monday. Want to do manual reinvestment on dips instead of DRiP. Maybe right after the ex-date every month.

Do you do reinvestment?

>>15810729
do you own all those stocks? if so whats the size of the portfolio?

I've been wondering how a $50k portfolio with all those set on DRIP would do

>>15810744
Why kng? The fees are crazy

>>15810738
i split between growth mutual funds -2/3-(because someone smarter than me is determining what the next big thing is) and dividends -1/3. At this point I've stopped adding to my mutual funds other than reinvestment of cap gains and dividends. Focusing on div growth for retirement payments until a market crash then I'll get start adding new capital in growth stocks in my mutual funds

>>15810740
yes 2/3 of my total investment is in mutual funds at this time

>>15810744
yes, I DRIP everything but my KO position because it is massively overweight in my portfolio. Use it to buy other stocks with a yield higher than KO (like LEG, VZ, T) to give me a raise each quarter.

LPTX Bagholders how we holding up.

>>15810748
I own all the black stocks, red are my watch list. My portfolio is around $150K. down about 9K over the latest slide. I get about $4600 (~3%).

I bought 10,000 shares of NAKD at .06

am I retarded?

>>15810795
>I get about $4600
a year? that seems like a lot of money to be tied up for ~3%

>>15809953
Did you compare to LYFT books?
Which one seems better?
I've been going back and forth on buying these but have been reading not so great stuff.
Also all app trackers that I know of seem to be posting bad trends for app downloads.
not good.

>>15810731
I mean.. it's not over yet. Powell is set to talk in an hour and the market usually dips when he talks, it's October afterall.
But yeah, no. I think it's over for the people with puts

>>15810811
>>15810795
have you thought about selling some covered calls on any of them or is that not in your interest?

>>15810811
it is, but that doesn't include capital appreciation. Plus every year nearly every single company raises their dividend by minimum 2%, some 20%, to outpace inflation while the compounding does its thing. Average is around 6%-8% dividend increases per year. Which means if I add any capital my dividend income should double every 10 years.

>>15810719
Are you willing to bet your life on it?

>>15810835
on KO, but the price is too high and I have no idea on how to sell covered calls. I'll learn by the next recession and start doing it once its clear the bottom is out and we're on the road to recovery

>QQQ Puts
JUST

>>15810803
Yes but that just means you're in good company.

>>15809560
despair

Just moved to the US
Can I not buy stocks through my bank here?

>>15810601
I doubt any sort of happening in the Stock Market would be a good thing

>>15810903
Your bank not have a website or customer assistance? On a related note, I’m stuck downtown, do I take the bridge or the ferry?

I feel bad for not giving any Merck updates lately. They’ve had a major dip recently, and look to be making their way back up after trump’s little Medicare speech
>FDA Grants Priority Review to Merck’s NDAs for Antibacterial Medicine: The FDA accepted Merck’s MRK two regulatory applications, looking for approval of Dificid for the treatment of pediatric patients aged 6 months or older with Clostridium difficile infections (CDI). The first application is an NDA looking for approval of an oral suspension formulation of Dificid, which is presently available in tablet form. The second application is a sNDA looking for approval of Dificid tablets as well as the oral suspension for the pediatric patients. With the FDA granting priority review to both the applications, a decision is expected on Jan 24, 2020.
>Meanwhile, Merck’s Keytruda was granted approval in China, as a monotherapy, for first-line treatment of certain patients with advanced non-small cell lung cancer (NSCLC) whose tumors express PD-L1. Keytruda is already approved in China in combination with chemotherapy in first-line setting for NSCLC.
>Meanwhile, a pivotal phase III study evaluating Merck’s new combination antibacterial injection, Recarbrio, for another indication — hospital-acquired and ventilator-associated bacterial pneumonia (HABP/VABP) — met the primary endpoint. Recarbrio is a fixed combination of relebactam with imipenem/cilastatin. Recarbrio was approved for the treatment of adults with complicated urinary tract infections and complicated intra-abdominal bacterial infections caused by certain susceptible gram-negative bacteria in July

>>15810766
0.75%?
I think all the buy-write ETFs are like that.

I like the underlying assets, and I like the yield from the selling calls strategy

QYLD is what I have been using, and that’s 0.68

>>15810205
>this is your brain on /smg/

how much money does /smg/ need to retire?

>>15810922
Qyld has a higher divvy though, why switch?

>>15810918
Take the bridge, it's free!

I haven't picked a bank, just got my SSN today, but the broker list in OP doesn't list any banks so I was wondering if banks don't do stock trades in this great country.

I was going to pick the bank which has the lowest fees when trading 10-20k trades, but now idk what bank to pick anymore.

>>15810950
i like etrade, good banking services and it's a broker you can trade stocks with at zero fees (since all the big brokers went to the free model), accounts are all linked for easy transfers, free ATMs, no fees, etc.

AMD plz do not stop ryzen the fuck up

>>15810852
I suggest you lurk more.. you sound like one of those faggots that were bashing AMD at $3......

LCI to $60

>>15810934
Billions of billions upon millions

>>15810934
more

wait a minute my Dogs of the Dow are still getting fucked in the ass

>>15810970
You also said I’d get to buy MO at 30. What the fuck is this bullshit then?

Kinda want to buy a $41 put, but fuck options.

>>15810970
Should I buy another stock in LCI now or wait for another volatility fluctuation?

>>15810934
$700k more than i have now

>>15810963
Thanks friend
I'll look it up

>>15810991
>You also said I'd get to buy MO at 30. What the fuck is this bullshit then?

you thought it would happen overnight?!?!?! what in the fuck?!?!? you can't be serious

MO is going to $30...........

>>15810993
I'm holding what i got but if it dips again i'm loading up

LCI to $60

>>15810934
To live off just stocks comfortably? You need to invest 1.5-2mil in a decent dividend stock

>>15811014
As Ben Graham once said, “short term price action is the only thing that matters”

My thanks to whoever the anon was that brought TLTFF to my attention.

>>15810963
Do they have an HYSA with a decent interest rate?

>>15811039
savings rate is currently 1.75

>>15810963
the pastebin in OP says it's $6.95 per trade

>>15811049
it's free starting next week

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/02/e-trade-drops-commissions-on-trades-joining-schwab-td-ameritrade-in-brokerage-fee-war.html

>>15810719
Damn why did i trust this guy

>>15810993
You literally had it touch a PERFECT re-entry at 10.60 (the support is 10.40 but it will obviously get frontrunned). But if it does fail to push upwards now and doesn't hold 10.40 again, then you could find an entry at 9.50.

>>15811056
What great timing :^)

We're gonna dump hard if Powell decides not to cut rates btw, like I said.. it's not over yet.. even though it looks very good right now

>>15811056
Do you use etrade as your primary bank as well?
Is having one bank enough if you have etrade?

sorry for asking so many questions

>>15810937
I didn’t realize that. I may have to reconsider. I think the logic was that I prefer the dividend kings to the broader index. I might have confused myself.

I know one of them also has more active management. Maybe QQQX

>>15810970
Dude you where having an existential crisis not even a week ago. The new management does not know what they’re doing LCI it’s going down to nine suck my cock kill yourself.

>>15810963
Post all of your holdings so I can make fun of you more for your shit decisions

>>15811087
i use it as my primary bank, but i also have a local bank as my secondary that i only keep a little in. sometimes i want to make cash withdrawls with specific denominations, and for certified bank checks when i need them. i could get away with only using etrade if i had to.

>>15811099
what would you recommend i change?

>>15810985
Which, cvx mmm Cisco?
They’re barely getting hit

>>15809729
shoo jidf

Why do so many of you boomers namefag? its embarrassing. I imagine you retire your trip/name after you get BTFO from a call

>>15811123
Yeah but I want them to be green
Large specs keep being Haters on 3M

>>15810235
Buying KNG is the easiest arbitrage

>>15811117
You’re not in GALT and LCI

Unironically Xi’s fault

Bow wow

>>15810934
About 500k on the low enf. At that point I can just trade without bothering for a job until it goes high enough to truly retire.

>>15811084
Dumps if he does or doesnt

>>15811267
>>15811084
how low?

>>15811267
Why is Powell always late? Is it so the market shits itsef right before close?

first AMTD green day hopefully the official dead cat to 35-37

Might be wise to pick up some NFLX puts. Looks like the streaming war is going to take it's toll on them first.

>>15811303
Same thing that will happen to bynd when everyone catches up with simulated meat.

>>15811295
Big bounce!
I should have DCA hard yesterday.

Why is netflix up almost 2% today? I would think disney stopping ads would hurt.
Maybe bullish cause obviously disney feels threatened?

>>15811084
>>15811267
TQQQ... to sell or not to sell...

SGMO and AMRN buy windows are still open
For now

Anyone have a link to powell speech.

The next 10x is staring you in the face and it's name is GORO

...who?

REFR

>>15811117
Nice networth friend. Hope you hit a million soon

>>15810659
It's one of dose dem der doggy whistlies dat da Prez done visited 4chinz

>>15811398
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm

>>15810852
I pretty much am with 80% of my port.

I'm thinking of pulling out of the market come the next FOMC meeting and putting my money into gold/silver and some shorting indexes. Is that a dumb idea? I'm still pretty new, and I've never delt with a potential recession before.

>>15810934
>retire
I like working. What I like more is having a significant enough income from investments that I would be able to up and leave or even fired at any time and not give two shits. I dont want retirement, I want the freedom to choose. And by Jove, I will get there.

>>15811117

Buy REFR

>>15811094
>the new experienced pharma management does not know what its doing
>stock rising company improving
>the old management did
>stocks lowering bankruptcy concerns
Lolwut

Wut putties do I buy guise?

>>15811580
If everyone gets 1k no one gets 1k

>>15811597
I understand economics I'm just memeing

8 minutes, pump it or dump it?

>>15811621
Pump, the whisper is it will be a 50 bps cut above expectations

>>15811631
Pfff, that would be insane

>>15811533
you could always start a non profit or something at some point

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/conferences/fed-listens-perspectives-on-maximum-employment-and-price-stability.htm
Here we go

Who NAKD???

Now that commissions are going away who will be your go-to broker?

Right now I'm using schwab but I'm switching bak to E-Trade. I always thought their platform was top notch and options house is fucking ace.

Schwab's customer service is great but god damn I miss options house.

non-investor loser moron here:
anybody know how Trump is going to cheat the economy out of recession before election day? I know he's going to remove Powell and set negative interest rates, but anything else? Will he try to falsify job numbers or other economic indicators? Cut a well-timed deal with Xi where shit is barely different than it used to be? Somehow pour more money on farmers, military and ICE employees so nobody in the heartland complains?

Idk why but i find the lady in red tshirt cute/hot at the powell speech.

WHAT THE FUCK AMDCHADS YOU'RE BLOWING IT

>>15811731
PROLLY GOT DOUBLE TEAMED BY TEH NEGRO AND THE KEK ON HER SIDES

>>15811728
No idea. Any idea how the dems are going to stop being a party of worthless cunts and provide a reasonable alternative?

>>15810934
have 90k in now, need another 1.63 million to make the same amount from div only as i do at work. just need to get to 780k to not have to stress about my job and job prospects.

just need to get another 7 years at my job plz.

Ahhh i cant tell whether to buy puts or calls!!!!

Whats with the foreigners spamming buy gold or sell gold, nothing else. Jeeeez those people annoy.

>>15810934
I need about $3.8 million considering it will be 30 years from now. I could retire with half that today though.

I love my new trading strat. Way less nervous about everything and no more obessessing and spikes back and forth. The whole point of it is to ride trends but avoid pivot points, wait until stonk proves it's getting bullish instead of guessing based on how much it has already lost this year and how oversold it is. Comfy.

>>15811117
div is a loser by my math. would hold something like SPHD + a little SPYD and REGL instead.

also does not look like you have any real estate. i would pick up some VNQ and VNQI on a bad day. also would pick up from VPU and VDE and VHT to spread out some risk.

just my 2 cents

>>15810023
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>>15809998

New here. Redpill me on this joke pleae... Are they just a shit company? What the FUCK did they do to get a chart like that?

>>15811826
Good work today anon

>>15811828
>REGL
not KNG?

>>15811661
>tfw I did start one when I was younger but failed cause I didnt know what I was doing
>tfw do better with for profit business
Such is life

>>15811826
Melted Shokakola? Love that chocolate.

>>15811728
Manufacturing return

Shit. I woke up, saw the numbers, and thought they were BAD. Saw the media saying it was goldilocks, scalped some tvix for a $0.05 profit after schwab fees
Stared REAL hard at TQQQ and UPRO, decided it wasn't THAT good.
Went back to bed.
FML sempai!
>>15811828
>REGL
not KNG?
>>15811852
non profit for what?
for profit for what?

>>15811848
prefer QYLD over KNG myself.

like REGL as it is my only large exposure to mid-cap

NO I NEED AMTD TO STAY LOW FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS STOP IT NOW

Which is the best Iran ETF, frens? I want to get some of those sweet returns

>It is now up 73 per cent in local currency terms over the past 12 months, outpacing any other global equity market tracked by Bloomberg. Iran's stock market has doubled in size in dollar terms over the past year

>>15811861
With a hint of dirt and gunpowder, yes. Yum.

>>15811884
u wut m8?

>>15811875
Homeless services with a focus on veterans.

For profit is shhhhhh. But private label retailing

>>15811728
That woman will cause her children to have a lot of issues when they grow up.

>>15811878
PUSSY SDYL OR BUST

>>15811863
>Manufacturing return
How?

>>15811931
Idk China deal

>>15811884
If you're an American then I don't think you can invest there

>>15809729
Can't believ stupid faggots like you actually browse 4chan.

>>15811033
KHC is next.

Why does Powell look blurry in the video footage even when the camera moves?

>>15811875
Are you me?

>>15811956
he's been infected with the ring virus

>>15811930
that is a brave one, i have had that on my watch list for last 3 months. been thinking about building a .25% position on one of these larger dips.

just worry about what it would do in a true bear

>>15811883
Why? Bouncy bounce looks likely and i'm probably gonna hop on if Monday looks decent.

*tink tink tink* ahem. This market sucks. That is all.

Lads im getting nervous about my puts, i keep going in more. If i did this last time id be up a lot.

If I ignore my logical side id go all in right now simply due to how i seem to time stock the opposite way short term.

Also which one of you is in the chat
>"who is the blond transgender"
Lol'd

>>15811117
Yikes. Don't you know Benjamin Graham said that the intelligent investor should maintain at least 25% or his portfolio in bonds at all times (up to a maximum of 75%). Why, with les than $100,000, one can't even have sufficiently diversified bond holdings.

>>15812024
You keep poking it it's gonna bury itself in the sand and not come out fir months.

>>15812024
Speak for yourself. I'm up 1.2% today. Only .5% to go until I fully recover my losses and go back into the green.

>>15811826
So you just buy or sell stocks the moment any volatility starts to act up?

>>15811926
that's true of even the best parents...
>>15811979
Definitely not, I don't respond to such obvious bait.
>>15812047
True, but this was amended by Peter Lynch who said, and this isn't a direct quote, but I think it was something like "fuck bonds lol"

>>15812047
yeah i would try and get in on some BOND

>>15812026
just stop doing dumb shit like shorting the spy

the last Successful bear got a movie made about him and lmao you arent him

>>15812059
Sort of. It can volatile along a general trend and i will still hold. It's more of an indicator strat rather than a support/resistance style or overbought/oversold style. Whether or not i can beat the index with it remains to be seen.

>>15812052
I didn't mean just for today. We've been crabbing for months. I'm up today and yesterday, but that only recovers what I lost Monday and Tuesday.

Bought microsoft stocks today
Feels good

>>15812105
Oh yeah for sure. Endless gains are over. I'm just in it for the divies at this point.

>>15812089

Rambo?

Literally watching Bulls & Bears now..

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>>15811935
Think carefully.

The rat is such a Chad today
We got our mojo back baby

>>15809729
Kiker no kikey!
Kiker no kikey!
Kiker no kikey!

>>15810195
What does crabbing mean?

Seems like people are pumping MO based on iQos. That DID get FDA approval, I think to say that they're definitively safer than ciggies.

Anyone ever try these sticks? I think they

>>15812026
>the chat
the what?

>>15811982
The Ring is basically a Japanese ripoff of 1999's smash hit Jumanji

>>15812203
Damn it... I found the band violation, but didn't have enough conviction to DCA down hard enough yesterday, still down 1.62%. I believe though, I believe.

>>15812047
i've got an 75k in cash returning the same as short term treasuries, just not listed there

which broker do you guys use for your IRAs? I have a few employer 401ks and simple IRAs that I wanna consolidate into one account. I don't really plan on actively trading or anything but all of my employer accounts have very few options to invest in and hardly make any money, plus I want the ability to add extra funds whenever I can,

Pep finna break 140

>>15812262
I use shwab. I like it fine so far, gonna explore the other options though.

Can options trading earn u dividend payout if u at least have it before the ex dividend date? Do u only get the payout after u exercise the option?

Alright lads, what's Trump going to tweet at the close today?

Call Powell names? Make some trade deal nonsense? Announce more new tariffs?

He loves to do that shit on friday afternoon/evening.

>>15812286
>Pep finna break 140
Yeah i'm watching that one.

>>15812286

Rewatching HK government's press conference, someone asked government officials whether they're going to ban some websites or chat apps in the future, and those officials didn't rule out this possibility.

>>15809729
this isn’t reddit you stupid nigger. Speaking of reddit, you have to go back.

>>15812425
I wonder... if this has anything to do with BILI getting absolutely crushed.

>>15812351
nothing

TTNP

>>15812451
>VIX at 17.35
you might be right, that's probably about what he's comfortable with. We're still below 3000, after all.

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>>15812454
NEW BREAD

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>>15812439
Most unlikely unrelated

>>15812175
>think carefully
Fuck off thought police. I like to think dangerously

>>15812327
need to hold the shares friend