/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15805147
is the nigger who came up with this idea?

>>15805147
good idea, maybe add in something to shock them or automatically deduct pay if they use too much company time. id like to even see this work with the doors, so they arent allowed to leave until working for x hours.

>>15805147
>secretly dumps wagie talkie in Boss pocket
>awaits 'your getting fired you lazy fuck' meeting

>>15805170
It was definitely the bald fuck.
And it doesn't stop there.

so what stops someone from just not wearing this thing and keeping it in a faraday cage? fuuuuuuuck this company and any faggot employer who uses this fucking bullshit.

>>15805147
>puts wagie tracking device on office dog

>>15805244
yeah, rfid badge and movement monitoring, ok(ish). Micro-fucking-phone + recording, I'm dubious this legal
>inb4 employees agreed to it
- if its quasi a requirement of employment ? it becomes illegal

>>15805147
>distrusting your employees this much that they would need this
I like how its predominantly blacks this product is marketed for

What kind of miserable company is that?

>>15805147
>>15805239
Orwell was right

>>15805298
I agree the same super illegal. Even if it is legal, this is crazy behavior and I hope the companies behind this collapse. This is akin to stalking behavior.

>>15805147
>>15805239
why would ANYONE agree to using this?

>>15805743
>you want to work here, right wagie?
>you like having a paycheck and a place to live right?
>oh you do? then fucking wear it.
that's how you'll agree when it happens to you

>>15805789
The wagie revolution really needs to happen

>>15805147
>>15805239
Society needs to collapse and soon

>>15805789
It seems intrusive if not downright illegal as a condition of employment.
An employee is under duress when agreeing to wear this device to stay employed.

>>15805868
>duress
If you can't walk away from your job because you have no real skills, you're not being oppressed, you are being penalized by the universe for being a lazy worthless sack of shit

>>15805891
>having your privacy invaded is a skill
>being subhuman cattle in the eyes of your boss is a skill

Lol no tech place would do this. They'd lose 80% of their work force within a month, and the only ones who wouldn't quit are the desperate interns and fresh out of college hires who need the experience. Good luck retaining ANY experienced engineer that knows his own worth, they'd laugh in your face if you told them to wear this thing, they'd laugh all the way to their next job interview and the guy who hires them would laugh too when he told him about his lunatic boss at his old job.

>>15805868
>oh, don't worry wagie. all the data collected by the device is anonymized and the analytics it provides are so valuable to empower you and all of our employees so the organization can optimize workplace productivity. you aren't actually suggesting that we're infringing on your rights, are you? you're a tem player right? don't you want to help contribute to the company's bottom line?

>>15805913
>Missing the point this badly

>>15805982
>the point
you didn't have one tho - the only idiot babbling about skillz is you. Regardless burger flipper or Wall St God, requiring an employee to wear such shit still be seven shades of illegal

>>15806037
and, like every good rule, theres exceptions - cops bodycams, for example. BUT these are only required to be switched on during an actual incident afaik. You can't monitor/record random employee conversations the entire day. You need to be AMZN, Apple etc to get away with bugging folk nowadays

>>15805789
What's really disgusting is people really get off on making others suffer like this

>>15805147
Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with this because wagies aren’t human beings.

>>15805147
I'd rather be homeless than wear one of these things

>>15805982

>>15805147
>>15805239
>And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
>And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
>Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

>>15806157
>people
*Jews

>>15807939
no you faggot, this is not just a jew problem. this is a people problem. as soon as a person gets even a single taste of the slightest bit of power, they're intoxicated. power corrupts absolutely and you're either hopelessly naive or your agenda is showing

>>15807972
Jew detected

>>15805147
LMAO normie life is pathetic as fuck. Loooooool holy shit this is straight up employers way of asserting their dominance over you.
this is every bootlickers wet dream kek
if this happened to me, like holy shit, id go postal

>>15805147

you will live to see horrors beyond your imagination

>>15805185
topkek!
>>15805239
this is actually legal. Think about that. We are cattle. America is not the land of the free. Might as well be a dictatorship.
>>15805627
god is a sadist. Real hell will be worse. Hard to imagine. What a massive cunt
>>15805574
this is america. Employers have nearly total control over people like a dictator would so this is most likely legal.

>>15805147
Sell "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" signs.

>>15805147
Is this a fad or is this the future?

>>15805147
What if you got to poop or pee?

not as effective as the wagie cage 9000 desu