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i want to get my gf pregnant

>> No.15771727

Does she also want a baby or are you just a double retard?

>> No.15771731

>>15771650
based

>> No.15771750

>>15771727
she wants a baby I told her get her ass in the kitchen and stay there and she'll get one

she said shes ok with it

>> No.15771797

>>15771750
Well hey good for you Anon I wish ya luck. But once a Marine always a marine. Plus you’re gonna need that money from staking

>> No.15771808

>>15771797
I told her about my link stack and made $300k off it and that's when she broke the news she wanted to have a baby

>> No.15771818

but you have to stick your penis in her disgusting smelly hole where chads put theirs already many times

>> No.15771830

>>15771818
well i guess she has to have my stinky smelly pee pee poo poo penis that has been in stacy's pussy many times

>> No.15771849

Wait two more years there's no rush, it's not like it's gonna be a gifted child anyway

>> No.15771893

>>15771808
Ok nevermind.. ABORT THE MISSION MARINE. Gold diggin bish

>> No.15771911

>>15771808
You are being conned.

>> No.15772308

>>15771911
>>15771893
why

>> No.15772315

>>15771911
No no no, woman wants to make sure you can provide for her and baby. Only be worried once she says she doesn't want any more babies.

Value of baby is more than 300k so youre cleared for launch OP, shoot babby in her right now

>> No.15772326

>>15771808

oh nonononononono

>> No.15772332
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15772332

>>15771650
put that hat back you whiny bitch

>> No.15772337

>>15771650

Nice anon, the duty of every white man is to get at least 4 babies, if you didn't had a children before 21 years old you are a failure and a disgrace to the human race, get that girl pregnant right fucking now

supplements for pregnancy
>zinc
>onions
>garlic
>magnesium
>ginger

semen retention for 2 days and then cum TWICE in her in a missionary session, good luck

>> No.15772344

>>15772337
Garlic is literally a neurotoxin you absolute brainlet

>> No.15772369

>>15771650
Op see this
>>15771911
Checked

>> No.15772377

>>15772344

>garlic is literally -unsubstantial word-

Yeah like if you ever got a children anyway you absolute virgin

>> No.15772383

>>15772344
[citation needed]
Garlic is a based time-tested heart healthy and infection busting superfood with 100s of studies behind it.

>> No.15772384
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15772384

>>15771650
>Partaking of the marital act with a nonwife

>> No.15772389

>>15771650
Thank you op for not being a faggot.

Keep impregnating her and make her be a house wife servant and she won;t be a whore who ends up cheating.

Most women end up cheating because they are not put in their place or the man is so cucked he doesn’t even impregnate his women because he fell for anti-child Jew propaganda

>> No.15772687

>>15771650
* Put a pillow under her bum and do missionary.
* Cum in her as she is orgasming.
* Have sex multiple times every day.
* Make sure you are both eating good healthy foods
* Don't smoke, drink, drugs, herbs, medicines
* Exercise

>> No.15772727

>>15772687
i dont do drugs or drink

>> No.15773076

>>15772332
Where do I get the hat, anon?

>> No.15773082
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15773082

>>15771650
I'll do it for 50 link

>> No.15773084

>>15771650
Do you even have a gf?

>> No.15773280

>>15771808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5yJgu38D24

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15773394

>>15771808
>I told her about my link stack and made $300k off it and that's when she broke the news she wanted to have a baby

Have you ever considered that she decided she wanted your babies BECAUSE you told her you were gonna be rich?

>> No.15773402

naka is that u, she is a fat, find better

>> No.15773440

>>15772344
Garlic is good for you.

>> No.15773550

>>15771650
I just got my gf pregnant. Am getting married soon as a result. Would definitely reccomend. Now I get a loyal waifu I can creampie on the regular, and i get to carry on my bloodline. Her parents wouldnt have let us get married otherwise. They wanted her to have a “career”. She, was predictably, miserable about it. She wanted a family. Now shes getting one, and while her family didnt take it well, we’re both super happy. Now they have to let us get married or face their hyper-religious extended family.

If you can get married first, do it. If you cant, creampie her, get a baby in there, and then use that as cause to get married. If you dont want to get married and just have a baby anyway, you’re a fucking degenerate and need to get off my board.