/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15771043
you should probably roll the fuck out

>>15771043
>tfw still living comfy in rich parents house at 20 with 50k in chainlink

>>15771043
it's his house bro i suggest you leave also fuck you

>>15771056
>tfw living in one of my grandfathers rental properties for the last 7 years rent and utility free

>>15771043
Have had this discussion like 100 times now. Every convo went like
>son if you don’t get rid of that virtual funny money you gotta get out
>dad it is just about to moon!
>sell that worthless junk now and get a job
>if it is worthless how could I sell it dad? Got you there
>son I’m going to break your fucking head open you make me so goddamn fucking mad
>you just mad i called out you bullshit
Few hours later he is drunk
Comes back to my room with a hammer
>dad I’m calling the cops!
>go ahead you fucking ingrate you don’t even have a job they’ll probably help me kick you out
Like 30 minutes later dad fighting the cops in the living room
>you little fucking son of a bitch when I get out of jail I’m throwing your shit out in the alley!
He forgets by the time he sobers up and gets out, plus my mom talks him out of it.

The other day I told him my portfolio was worth $150k and he asked about borrowing $40 til the end of the week I told him to get fucked and the above pretty much happened again.

My dad is all talk he won’t do shit.

FUCK YOU DAD I SAID MAKE ME A HOT POCKET!!!

>>15771043
I have this conversation every week

>>15771113
Weird larp but okay

>>15771113
hahaha based, I hope you act all upset afterwards to your mother for some free tendies as well.

>>15771043

But dad, I moved out 7 years ago. Did you forget to take your Alzheimer's pills again?

>>15771043
Sir, I'm not your son, this is a bakery.

>>15771056
>>15771086
Lucky richfags.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/500-N-Point-Rd-Saint-Augustine-FL-32084/66755754_zpid/

>>15771367
looks like its going to fall into the ocean

>>15771113
Your dad sounds hilarious and way kickass. This should be a sitcom.

>>15771113
probably fake but funny anyways 7/10

parents:
>get job or think a way to get rich
told my parents about mining
>wtf nope son
told my parents about buying just before moon event
>if u mine or buy some of that bullshit you are out of the house
shit moons, told parents i culd be millonaire by now and they are stupid boomers
>just get any jeb son, or u are out
tried to KMS
>why u sad? we no bad parents, u bad son

STOOPID STUPID STUPID BOOOOOOMEEERS

they also did me the same thing with the 3d printing fad before it started in my area:

parents:
>get job or think a way to get rich
told my parents about 3d printers workshop idea
>wtf nope son
3d printing business start appearing around
>what is this for?, why would people use these?
TV start talking about 3d printing and profits
>why u no interested in 3d printers now son?

WHY DO BOOMERS ONLY LISTEN TO TV

>tell boomer mom about LINK
>"itll never work"
>chainlink hits 4 bucks have 100k
>"you should sell son"
>dont
>short btc
>make another 20k
>buy apt
>moms assblasted cuz i wont help with bills
>literally called asking me to come over and said she made tendies

such is the life of a terminal autist

>>15771056
I see you're a man of culture and business aucumen as well

>>15771086
>tfw squatting in a rich hedge funds vacation home until the cops forcefully take me out

I have 20k LINK at 4.20 average btw