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Everytime I'm tempted I just look at his demonic face and release that's me in a few years. If you fap to porn you are a disgusting and pathetic human being.

>> No.15769814
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>>15769806
Based and coom pilled

>> No.15769826

Same desu. God bless this meme.

>> No.15770003
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>>15769806
you can only make it if your brain is at constant post nut clarity. fap more and then after cumming immediately force your attention to something productive. the first moment a tit or ass comes to your mind you start fapping, then you cum and then you force your post clarity nut attention towards making money.

it also has financial advantages:
>fapping to porn is cheaper and more entertaining than holding a 5/10 3DPD and their mediocre sex
>porn can be easily pirated which makes it FREE
>no risk of getting babby (babby very expensive)
>dont need to pay for STD medication
>dont need to pay for roasties in any way
>can retire faster and invest more
>more money = more chances to make it

or listen to the nofap discord shills that want to drag you into the wagecuck ponzi for life while chaining you to some 3D pig. its your choice

>> No.15770264

>>15769814
they should cast him as coomer, the god of porn in the season 3 of american gods... he'd be perfect

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>>15769806
This meme is unironically going to change the world. You did it! You fucking autistic alchemists burning the midnight meme oil DID IT!!!

>> No.15770364

Good thread. I think I'll print out this image and pin it above my monitor for good measure

>> No.15770377

>>15770003
C O P E
O
P
E

>> No.15770379

Enjoy your prostrate cancer bro

>> No.15770398

>>15769806

Truth. I havent fapped since also, though I do the sex

>> No.15770457

>>15770377
It's true. Scientifically it has been proven that men who have sex in the morning or jerk off make more money in trades...

>> No.15770758

>>15770377
its not cope
>>15770457
you dont even need science to know this
the post nut clarity helps a lot with decision making

>> No.15770778

>>15770457
>>15770758
lmao the dumbest shit i've ever read on this board grats moshjeet

>> No.15770783

If you coom more than once a week you'll also turn into that

>> No.15770784

>>15769806
it's the opposite for me, I can't stop cooming

>> No.15770790
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>>15770003
porn addict dopamine-burned out brain cope

>> No.15770825

>>15770778
>doesnt understand how post nut clarity helps making better decisions
nothing dumb about this
better read >>15770003 again

>>15770790
If you dont want to make it you dont fap. If you fap your raise your chances A LOT to make it.
thats how simple it is

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>>15769814
this dude is happy af and i am joining him in the coom revolution

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>> No.15771126

>>15770790
Lmao

>> No.15771216
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>>15769806
Meanwhile CEOs fap 2-15 times a day to clear their heads of carnal distractions. If you want to be an enlightened monk then go ahead and do no fap

>> No.15771227

What about 2d hentai? I find it to be the humane, sensible fap material. I couldn't sleep at night knowing I'm supporting the manipulative, human trafficking porn industry. Instead, I support artists with a true passion for their craft. Completely wholesome if you ask me.

>> No.15771252

>>15770003
100% truth

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>>15771227
It doesnt really matter how you get there the point is you want to achieve the post nut clarity to make better financial decisions.
but I agree with you that 2D is humane and sensible and overall the better choice when it comes to fap material.
>>15771252
finally another man that understands how it works

>> No.15771568

>>15769806
>Everytime I'm tempted I just look at his demonic face and release that's me in a few years. If you fap to porn you are a disgusting and pathetic human being.
Nofappers are pathetic but unironically. Imagine being physically scared to pull on your penis LOL

>> No.15772099

>>15771568
>imagine being this angry about other anons overcoming their porn / fap addiction

>> No.15772239

wtf I died from prostate cancer

>> No.15772247

>>15771216
Source?
Also coomer contributed to my nofap. Week 7 or so in my case...

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>>15770839
I-IM COOMINGGG! IM COOMIIINNNGG!!! AHHHHHH!!!