/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15759435

I FUCKING HATE WAGING

all I had to do was buy BNB instead of link and I would have made it in Jan 2018
CAN I DIE NOW FUCKING HELL

>>15759435
>what did you do this weekend?

>>15759895

>Friday
>"ANON ANY FUN AND EXCITING PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?!
>"Nope"

>Monday
>"ANON WHAT DID YOU DO OVER THE WEKEEND?!
>

Every fucking time. I hate "normies"

>>15759435
>planned long weekend by taking Friday and Monday off
>got sick at work on Thursday and it’s been progressively worse since
>probably will be completely recovered by Tuesday

>>15760061

The problem isn't them. It's you.

>what did you do on your day off anon?
>nothing
>oh..well it's good to just relax right?
every time

>>15760271

I don't care. Stop fucking asking me. How many times do I have to say the same answer before they get the memo? Are they intentionally trying to remind me that I'm a social failure? I swear they do it on purpose to torture and annoy me. You don't go asking a blind person "oh hey did you watch any new movies lately?"
Its fucking rude

>>15759435
>tfw still 20yo in college

>>15760313

>"Did you see that sportsball game this weekend?"

>>15759441
HOLD ME ANON

>>15760313

Make something up or 1 up them on their weekend. It's all a big meme anyway interacting with coworkers. Everyone is bullshitting as it's a Machiavellian game anyway.

>>15759435
you're too weak to do anything with that gun. Bet it isnt even loaded.

>>15760340
>'Yep...that late score by [local team] was exciting'

>>15759435
>>15759441
It's ok guys, freedom is only a decade away. Ok, maybe two.

Maybe four.

But it'll be there! Only 2,000 weeks to go.

>>15760368

>if (eyes.see(anon) === True) {
>console.log("The traffic this morning was bad")
>}

>>15760394
I just spouted ramen broth on my keyboard

thanks

>>15760357
>Everyone is bullshitting

That's people everywhere, not just at work. It's all smoke and mirrors and a game I dont care to play.

>>15760407

>var min = 0;
>var max = 5;

>var random = Math.ceil(Math.random() * max)

>var smalltalk = [
> "Do anything fun on the weekend?",
> "What about the weather huh?",
> "Did you see the sportsball game?",
> "Its nearly Friyay",
> "Another day, another dollar"
>];

>console.log(smalltalk[random]);

>>15760437
my coworker got a new car, he's been taunting everyone about it.
but no one cares. not to mention it was financed, and if I had extra money cars would be the absolute last thing on my mind

>>15760497

I'm going to take a wild guess that it's not even that impressive of car and he also wears a watch. Am I right?

>>15760497
Some folk love to brag about nothing because they are so empty that anything at all is a magnificent result that everyone should be in awe of.

>>15759435
>just ate some tilapia and veggies
>about to read Barren metal
>debating on whether to buy 10oz of silver today or wait until tomorow
>looking at buying food and ammo for the economic collapse this year
>procrastinating folding my laundry
>no gf in 10 years
>but healthy and ok
cheer up anon, the weekend is for relaxing and doing the hobbies you enjoy. mine our reading and working out, have been busy today watching the saudi Mercs get BTFO and isreal trying to get America to attack Iran. otherwise i'd be reading in my comfy chair.

>>15760635
obviously my English is shit

>Not even a wagie
>Still addicted to the liquid jew
>Do nothing but drink and try to not finally kill myself
>Have no friends
At least my holds will moon and then my real life will start, r-right? I won't still wanna kill myself when that happens haha

>>15760689
Have you considered becoming a part time wagie to break the monotony?

>>15760731
I did that for a few years and it led me here. I'm teaching myself programming and enrolled in a couple classes to try and at least make a change

>>15760368
>>15760394
>>15760492
>>15760635
>mfw Sunday night and I check in on the pre-Monday /smg/
>mfw /smg/ is on topic and ready for Monday wages
>mfw the wages of 4ch are lulz
>mfw “get in the damn robot Shinji”

>>15760368
>[Black player] was on fire tonight! I wouldn't mind having him as a son in law.

>that coworker who asks how your weekend was just because they want to tell you about theirs

>>15760689
i ask God or myself or whoever, why the fuck am i here? whats the point of this shit? let me die in my sleep please God

>>15760770
Programming is good but takes years to be a good programmer I think. Should get your CCNA and make 50-80k a year no college degree needed.

>>15759435
be grateful u have a job

i live in india and i made 10000 dolars on crypto currenty

>>15760303
y do you still care tho

>>15761645
Can you guys please clean up your trash? You're going to be a superpower in 94 days and it's frankly embarrassing at this point.

>>15760322
I remember that too. I'm 32 year old NEET now.

>>15760322
I remember that too. I'm a 32 year old NEET now.

cheer up man, you have a silver american eagle in your scotch and coke

>>15760731
Except having a job is more monotonous.

>>15761760
I'm suggesting a part time, low responsibility gig where you still fuck around on the internets 90% of the time.

>comfy programmer job
>work from home on Mondays
>Monday is always meeting day
>meetings are 80% managers blathering about nothing important
>everything important is being noted by project manager and will be circulated afterwards
>only need to chime in to give status update
>enjoy morning tea doing crossword in bathrobe to the soothing drone of manager babble

>>15760256
Change your leave to sick leave

>>15761775
You'd make more just trading at home.

why do i see so many indians get electocuted on power lines in india?

are they trying to steal power? steal internet? steal HBO?

steal telephone service?

or are they mostly suicidal?

>>15760322
Same but I'm graduating a year early. Still don't know what I'm going to do with my life.

>>15762688
If I lived in India I’d be suicidal

>>15761785
Likewise, Anon. And on Mondays at the end of sprints, QA are the only ones with work. Doing chores around the house and listening to music, occasionally checking in to make sure no one needs anything. It’s a comfy living.

>>15763848
I'm doing production support for a legacy system so when I have pager duty I'm relieved of all other work, I basically chill at home and monitor slack channels for alerts. It's great.

>>15759435
Wagies btfo

>>15759435
Hahahahaha

>>15760271
No, it's them. They're all into niggers, faggots, and kikes.

>18 months minimum before Chainlink has a chance at mooning
I'm going to not shit for 18 fucking months and leave the stinkiest, fattest shit on my bosses desk when I get out of here.

>>15760313
kek, maybe if you said this irl you would have more friends.

>>15760271
How is he the problem?

>>15764912
A better way to get even with your boss is to hire him.

>>15765393
Honestly chances are I'll probably kill myself before Chainlink moons. This is literally the only coin in crypto that can confirm so much good news yet maybe hover at around 1.80 if we're lucky. My only theory is that industry wants to keep the price of Chainlink low so they can buy up large portions when Sergey releases the rest of the supply and not have to buy from retail investors.

I started a job on Friday, selling houses. 35 hours a week, start at 10-11 finish at 5-6 pretty comfy so far, I used to work 60 hours a week selling cars, it feels like a part time job

>>15760394
The traffic this morning was bad
The traffic this morning was bad.
The traffic this morning was bad..
The traffic this morning was bad...
The traffic this morning was bad....
The traffic this morning was bad.....
The traffic this morning was bad.......
The traffic this morning was bad...........
The traffic this morning was bad.................

Why do people wage like this? Why not live a bit more frugally instead? What in the world do you need all that money for?

It baffles my mind that some people would throw their lives away like that. To work on something that nobody even cares about, all day, 5 days a week, and then killing yourself slowly with the stress and whatnot. Imagine.

How bad does your financial situation have to be, to have your life in a place like that?