/biz/ - Business & Finance

>make shittons of money
>complain how hard life is

>>15750523
Jys

Go stream your inevitable suicide on bitwave.tv

>>15750523
how much money did you make?

I've told my dad. He didn't think any of it, he said that maybe you should cash out it all if you can retire, other than that he advised me not to cash out. Based fucking boomer

>>15750552
a bit over a million
cashed out at the right time
i know this is far from rich
but here it will last me a lifetime

If it bothers you, then you can send the money to me.

fuck them, move out travel to somewhere cool meet new people, get new experiences and don't tell anything to you parents, never tell anyone you got money, happy.

>>15750523
thanks for the tip

>>15750523
>tell em youre rich
>never show the rich
>lol you lied!

;^)

>>15750523
If I do make it, even if it's like 100k, I feel like I owe it to my parents to tell them

I've be earning £5k a month now for 2 years, 3k a month for 3 years prior to that, and I don't think they can understand why I haven't bought a house yet and I never seem to do anything with my money/free time

I've not told them my money and time are reserved for crypto and working so I can make more money, so I'm sure they wonder what's going on. If I do make it I kinda feel like they need an explanation to put their minds at rest - but I know if I tell them I risk having your scenario. Any suggestions?

>>15750563
>here
3rd world country?

>>15750523
yeah don't brag.
instead say that you carved yourself a comfortable living for hard work. you're an "adviser" or some shit like this, very busy with "work"

>>15750523
give it to me anon if it's burdening you so much

>i accidentally made millions of dollars

yeah this is a larp post proof or fuck off cunt

>>15750712
for everyone's sake don't
establish a culture of trust, financial literacy and responsibility first, as well as clear limits to charity
everything else will be a pain in the ass later
they wouldn't just want you to buy a house for yourself. but for them, too. they'll start talking about these and that objects and how they want but can't have them

>>15750523
Everyone reading this and expecting to make it in the decade, start working on the lie now. Think of a boring work-at-home job you can tell them which won't raise questions. Like you're a freelance webdev or sysadmin. Learn a little jargon so if they DO get into it you can misdirect. Practice telling the lie to yourself in a mirror until it's second nature. When you make it, set up a spare office that looks lived-in so you can say, 'that's where I do my dev stuff' if guests come by.

If even a single person suspects you're lying and actually just a crypto-rich NEET, literally EVERYONE ON EARTH will know within a week. And then it's just a matter of time before men come in the night in an unmarked van and beat your private keys out of you one character at a time with a hammer.

>>15750523
Based. Fortunately I learned this with crypto as well but not the hard way since I only made a few thousands, told my friend and told him to stfu and a week later multiple people knew. From now on I'm never telling how much I make

>>15750523
Everyone knows that, child. Congrats on growing up.

>>15750523
I got rich in 2017, told all my friends, bought a mustang GT, started a business. Literally nothing bad has happened. They don't ask for any hand outs, they treat me with respect, they ask if I need help with my projects.

>>15750788
How about simply do the most logical thing which is to not associate with anyone and live like a ghost? People are garbage, having wealth just magnifies this 10x.

>>15750523
you sound like a pussy

I'm an asshole who doesnt like anybody except the people I know who like me now. if i ever make it, I'll be able to use people for my own advantage

It's fucking surreal at times though, like sitting at family dinner table on a Sunday talking about our days while you know you are literally making thousands of dollars right at this second as the price goes violently up just sitting there.

>>15750788
I could believeably be said to be on "neet/sick bucks" and nobody would bat an eyelid, hell, there's quite a few people living like that in this street, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them actually have money but just don't have the energy to move anywhere better when they've been here all their lives.

>>15750523
If you ask really wealthy people what they do for a living, most of them will be very vague about it because most of them really don't do much or got the job through elite family connections and make millions of dollars a year while you wagecuck for pennies.

>>15751504
Really wealthy folk are likely surrounded by really wealthy folk and random expensive things wouldn't register to any of them as something abnormal.

>>15750523
KEK just tell them you are sitting on a bag of digibytes. They'll understand and leave you alone because they'll think you're retarded.

>>15750523
You're living through one of my greatest fears. Thank you for sharing. This was a needed reminder.

>>15750523
At least you learned. Some rules learned from experience:

>Never brag about your income
>Always say you're just making do if asked by anyone for your salary, no matter how genuine or nonchalant they ask
>The only people possibly worth trusting with knowledge about your income and asset amount is your closest kin (trusted parent, sibling...) or your SO if they're your life partner+also financially astute+not some obvious sugar ho

>>15750726
shit nigger. i just figured out my rent cost with all utilities paid and i would pay 83k in 10 years. but then again i live in squalor.

>>15750535
literally my goal is to be rich enough to complain being miserable

>>15751610
Hmm, £60000 would keep me alive for 10 years ish
I live poor but not squalid, well, maybe I'm one notch above squalid.

>>15750712
how the fuck have you already not got £100k you dumb fuck. You earnt £120,000 already. Why do you need to spend more than £10000 a year

>>15751415
>I'm an asshole
>I'll be able to use people for my own advantage
Yep you sound like a right cunt

>>15751462
hahahah this shit, I cant wait till the swings in peak bull, when I can think in my head shit like I just lost/gained 3x your yearly salary, when one of my co-workers is complaining about his hourly rate or how his refund for something is coming in and he will have money to spend.

>>15751597
the urge to brag or for some sort of recognition from another human is so strong though.

>>15751637

Assuming no inflation of course.

>>15751637
same, I lived off £5000 ish during university but I am incredibly frugal. Carry on with this lifestyle even though I work now

>>15750523
>having friends
>talking to family

>>15751963
Are you 15?
what the fuck is an UK income tax
anon probably made 100k *after theft* in all those 8years