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Heavens.
>then Hell

bump

>>15745551
how would we know?

Are feminazis going to ban waifus before i can experience true love, Anons?

>>15745551
Being a little girl? I wish I knew, anon, we all do...
How many bitcorns to find out before 2030?

>>15745551
Pretty much what you'd expect

>>15745551
>>15745551
Lile fulfillment. This is literally our biological purpose

>>15747151
This. We're wired to pursue the pussy and it is so fucking good because our species survival depend on it.

>>15747151

yep. that's why it smells fresh mint when young and healthy

Girl here.
What does it feel like to have a dick?
To pump it and release sperm?

>>15747837
L O N D O N
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>>15747837
It's like having a little devil on shoulder whispering in your ear to fuck everything and dominate the world like Conan the Barbarian. Ejaculation is like a build up and release of all that pent up primal murder energy we keep bottled up so civilization can continue to function.

>>15747837
Like stroking it is intense, but at the same time the pre-cum makes it fucking gross, and the the release is always so fucking disappointing that you stop to wonder why you do it and clean up the dirty, gooey, awful, slimey mess afterwards. And then your panties are still stained afterward.

>>15747925
This

>>15747837
like dirty pennies

>>15747837
like everlasting shame & anger about being born without vagina

>>15747837
>What does it feel like to have a dick?
Imagine being blamed for everything, and automatically presumed that you are a rapist at birth, and be expected to solve all the problems even if they are not yours and hold up to a standard where weight, height, fitness, intelligence, looks all must surpass expectations and having the court system not be in favor of you during a dispute and having all of your worldly possessions, assets, and paychecks garnished from the child support lottery system and be the first on the front lines during a war and be considered disposable.

Do us a favor and kill yourself cunt.

>>15748068
>Fap guilt past the age of 11
Grow up already lmao

>Feeling guilty when you cum

It literally costs nothing to jizz except the time it takes to get horny, cum, and clean up and a small bit of your biological essence that will regenerate quickly if you eat food drink water sleep and rest (also known as "stay alive")

T. Coomer

>>15748132
Based

>>15745795
I've had sex with over 300 girls bareback, many of them >>15748132

Imagine being a faggot like this virgin instead of appreciating the fact you get to fuck instead of being fucked

>>15748138
I don't feel guilty for fapping/cumming, I do hate having jizz everywhere, and for me, it doesn't feel like much of anything to ejaculate

>>15748162
I've always used a condom, is bareback worth it?

>>15745551
when you’re both attracted to each other it’s heaven; you can pump air and still cum because the tightness is all psysiological. it’s all in your head from chemicals and biology.
when she’s attracted to you and has a strong pussy game from the way it moves or from kegels it’s still good even if she’s fat and ugly and there is no attraction from you. some ugly hoes compensate with their ability.
when you’re both not attracted but are still together that’s really fucking weird and awkward because the pussy is all dry and tight and doesn’t want you in and your dick is all limp.. that happens when you’re sick of each other in a marriage

>>15748111
male feminist who gets a lot of art hoes
>>15748132
incel
>>15748138
virgin coomer
>>15748162
exaggerating by a factor of 30

>>15748178
Oral yes, otherwise no.

>that one time I didn't use a rubber in a whore's pussy
>get fucking syphilis
>fucking syphilis
>thank god for penicillin

It was like having an alien colony on your dick no joke.

>>15748213
dont fuck whores retard

>>15748228
Fucking whores in their whore mouths and cumming down their whore throats is very based.

The non-based part is getting STDs.

>>15745551
Like a pool of jelly. So go fill one up and dive right in!
>>15747837
Feels breddy gud but the mess can be annoying. Especially if one hasn't savaged oneself for a few days.

>>15748243
>fucking loose easy women is based

>>15748262

It is based you fucking spreglord memester.

Imagine screaming out "FUCKING LOOSE WOMEN ISN'T BASED AT ALL!" you'd be mogged by chads, brads, and bretts about how fucking unbased you are.

I have two 2nd dates today. If I don’t get laid today I will kms

>>15748270

>>15748277
bye fren :'(

>>15748284

Spongebob memes aren't very based these days. Making a girl remember the taste of your dick and ejaculate is very based.

What's wrong with kids these days?

>>15748298
im not entirely sure if you're shitposting or not. if not, have fun paying child support for tyrones kid

>>15748162
oh yeah well i've been laid 301 times, what now bitch?

>>15748309

Fucking the loose women is based. Being dumb enough to get shafted for fatherhood issues is the polar opposite of being based. We were talking about literal whores anyways so this is merely tangential...

get fucking based nerd

>>15747837
>Girl here

Stopped reading right there. Pending verification.

First >>15748335. Tits or gtfo.

>>15747837
Pointless. The most fun is in manhandling you, tying you up and appealing to your inner slut while kissing/eating you out or feeding your helplessly cute slutholes with cock. Which generally means making you feel cute and hot to a degree that you lose control over yourself and embrace/succumb to your sexual side, having you instinctively massage your own breasts, passionately crave for more cock to suck, swallow, want midriff creampies, etc (I guess this is also why more and more people do porn... they want to be filmed without being able to resist, for everyone to see their widely spread and slutty holes... they love losing control in situations they still desire). But not degradingly = aggressive, of course. So beating or choking isn't fun = it's not protective. Instead still acknowledging your cute female nature. I mean it's why I want to fuck you in the first place? Because you are lovable and cute. Tied up... being reassured of what a hot slut you are right then and there. But still only because you are cute and desirable in the first place. (Hint: You are not, because you are not a cute 2d waifu teen whose sexual fantasies I am trying to fulfill)

But then sensual leglock sex is very enjoyable, too. Because there's more magnetism involved. Meaning for there to also be more hugging/bodily contact and passionate kissing, which has completely different emotional appeals. It really depends on the mood. Actually ejaculating is the worst part of it all, though. I wish I could be magnetized by my waifu forever.

t. 3d virgin which is seldom horny

>>15748162
>He brags about having exposed himself to more than 300 sexually liberated and std-riddled 3dpd holes which are degenerate not only in fantasy, but actual reality.
Never saw the appeal, desu. 3d is too degenerate, it turns me off and pushes me towards 2d.

>>15747925
>Is aggressive instead of protective

>>15748495
wow youre a virgin?
I couldn't tell

>>15748495

Look here unbased nerd, you don't know shit until you're in the presence of a woman and experience the natural instincts and reciprocation that it involves.

>3d is too degenerate

Degeneracy washes off the based and infects the unbased so just get based.

>>15748495
*I really was horny AF the other day, though. Aaaaaaaah, It's not fair.
>tfw born before being able to access your brain and select scenarios and waifus to which you can stay sexually magnetized by for extended duration on demand, then fulfilled by some (set of) hopefully-not-banned VR robot(s)

>>15745551
Heaven. I just banged a 110lb chick who made me cum buckets last night. I’m still in bed naked.