/biz/ - Business & Finance

You are an asshole.
The end

>>15748012
I hope you get aids

>>15748012
Just go and slam it anon. Demolish that pussy. You're the man you do what you want.

>>15748012
I hope it ain't that woman you're planning to fuck, because that's a 4/10.

>>15748012
If "gf" finds out who gives a shit. It's just pussy. There's always fresh ass to slay out there, hit the gym and get ripped and ready for the next slut.

>>15748012
It would be very surprising if you are oozing your fantasy. But who knows. Post your timestamp with your gf in background.

>>15748012
KYS you degenerate nigger.

If you're gonna cheat and want to keep your gf, don't get with the same woman more than once and don't hold a side relationship.

>>15748012
You will never make it when you spend money and time on more than one women.
I think that you are just an retarded LARPer.

>>15748012
Jewish?

>>15748012

Your life will be nothing but misery and suffering unless you control your urges

>>15748012
Invite 'gf' and new girl to the same restaurant at the same time. When they discover each other just coom on the floor.

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>>15748035
Those aren’t good alibi’s. Please no Incels ITT unless you have a good alibi.

>>15748037
Thanks, Anon. I plan on doing this but I need a good alibi or my gf will annoy the fuck out of me for at least a week. I’m too much of a coombrain rn to think of one.

>>15748055
Pic unrelated.

>>15748057
Pretty good advice, anon. I have been hitting the gym and slamming test into my theigh so pussy is being thrown at me and I want to fuck it. The trouble is I want to keep my gf while I do this because she’s an asset to me in more ways than one.

>>15748059
I don’t want to dox my gf that I’m currently formulating a biz-plan to cheat on.

>>15748117
>The trouble is I want to keep my gf while I do this because she’s an asset to me in more ways than one.
Are you an nigger or shitskin ?

>>15748117
Put a timestamp showing any of her clothing. I want to believe this place is not full of virgins like me who larp to get false sense of satisfaction.

>>15748115
Powerful

>>15748087
Thanks, Anon. I plan on this bring a hit and run tonight. I’ll keep your advice in mind.

>>15748091
I’ve already made it. Pic related is what I earned yesterday alone.

>>15748109
I’m Italian. Both girls are blonde hair blue eyed though.

>>15748110
Probably true but I have too much test corsing through my body rn and need to do this. I would like to find a way to get away with it, but I need a good alibi upfront.

>>15748115
Too based. I don’t think I could pull this off the risk of not cooming in either girl ever again is too High. One at a time is probably easier.

>>15748135
I would say your average poster here has had sex, but is not in a relationship

>>15748117
youre larping to get people to call you a degenerate. which in of itself is pretty degenerate.

also i hope you don't mind but ive been fucking your girlfriend bareback for the past couple of months. she still loves you and wants to be with you, she just says that sometimes you're kind of boring, and she thinks she can do a little better.

>>15748117
I'm not an incel son. Do hope you get an std, give it to your gf and she sticks a screwdriver down your jap's eye tho. Want an alibi? Tell her you're going to volunteer at a dog shelter. When in actuality you'll be taking care of pussy.

>>15748156
Ayyy mamma mia I fucked-a two white girls amici!
What do ya mean ayytalians ain’t white?????

>>15748156
Is that even real money ?
South italians are also shitskins by the way.

>>15748135
Ok. I put the Range Rover key from previous photo with money in the pic next to her underwear. This is not a larp. Please help biz I only have 2 hours before I have to leave.

>>15748156
Your family's probably crypto Jewish and you don't know it. Catholics are not much better.

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>>15748236
None of these are alibi’s! Help an anon out biz-bros.

>>15748196
If I tell my gf I’m volunteering at a dog shelter she will want to come with me. This won’t work.

>>15748012
Don't cheat kek

>>15748271
Your gf sounds pretty nice. Why the fuck should we help an shitskin to make her live miserable ?

>>15748271
I’m not your bro, greasy shitaliano.

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>>15748285
Anons tell me
> all women are whores
> take test
> go to the gym
> download tinder and have sex
Well I listened to Anons and it’s working. I just need a little help coming up with an alibi. So far all I can think is say I’m doing something biz related and invite her. I’m begging she will just want to stay home and enjoy the weekend because we’ve been working hard this week. That gives me an excuse to leave but then I don’t have an excuse for not coming back home tonight.

>>15748271
Oy vey, just tell her you and the boys are going to get hammered at a casino.

>>15748012
You are the definition of immature trash. I hope you die alone

>>15748310
I’m 2nd gen American. My skin is more olive than shit if that makes a difference.

>>15748012
Bragging on 4chan is a beta as it gets
Grow up and become a man

>>15748320
4chan is an giant shit test for incels.
You failed it idiot.

>>15748340
>olive
So you’re green?

>>15748322
This is not a bad idea, but my boys are all greasy Italians that pin up test too. So if I tell her I’m going to the casino overnight she’s going to just assume that we acted like a bunch of animals, cheated, and still bitch me out for at least 2 weeks.
There’s got a be a better alibi, Anons.

>>15748227
What Business are you in? You’ve given too much extraneous information if you want anyone to help you with a good alibi. Anything we say could be random and unrelated and unrealistic to your life.

>>15748354
Bragging? Anon, If I wanted to brag I’d make a watch thread. I wouldn’t post some crusty underwear and some pocket change. I’m looking for a biz-plan here.

>>15748386
Just kys.

>>15748367
Make sure one of your boys is single and then say he hooked up with some trashy whore. You can say she look like a prostitute and had meth face.

>>15748371
I own 3 different businesses. One is a car dealership.
There’s a huge auto auction near this casino. I could say I’m going to check out their inventory beforehand, which I often do, before placing my bids on the vehicles.
There are a few holes in this alibi though, mainly:
* why am I staying overnight
* what if she wants to come with (she probably won’t, but what if?)

>>15748386
Fake a phone call in front of her regarding your business (Whatever it is). I’m guessing you’re in New Jersey and “the casinos” are Atlantic City.

>>15748450
How has an stupid shitskin like you managed to get 3 buisnesses ?

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>>15748410
Gtfo of my thread you jelous fag, low t, sōyboy with a fucking pink ID to match. Why don’t you kys, incel? I’m having sex like fucking biz told me to!

>>15748450
You could fake a business occurrence or you could have a friend help you fake a personal emergency that doesn’t involve her I.e. “Mike’s cousin is strung out on fentanyl and he’s in XYC town right now. Mike asked if I’d help him try to get his cousin and bring him to a rehab or something” Act like you’re annoyed and don’t really wanna do it but you’re such a good person and worried that you have to...

>>15748496
Just fuck prostitues, especially when you have the money for it idiot.
Why the fuck do you want to get cucked by an single mother ?

>>15748474
Aytalians are tribal. Think of jews and do x2

>>15748012
I hope you get every std in the book and you gf dumps you like a payeet on the street

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>>15748460
This is pretty good, Anon. The trouble is I’ll have to rope one of my buddies into the mix to make the call. More loose ends but it could be the most solid. What kind of script to you suggest? Fake a meeting? Work/family emergency?

>>15748474
Because I listen to biz you faggot! I Make sure I’m high test, have sex, invest, work out. America is the easiest country in the world to make money in. Now go make another pink Wojack thread or “how many [shitcoin Of the week] for her?” Threads.
Or better yet, go have sex & help me think of a good fucking Alibi.

>>15748026
Have sex.

>>15748506
One of my friends is in the hospital. I could say I’m going to visit him.

OP you are going to ruin another potential wife/baby-maker into a roastie skank that's been burned by who she thought was a good guy. Now she and all her friends will stop caring about settling down with a loyal husbando, instead fucking around and throwing away western morals and values. Guys like you are the reason for the decline of feminine, loyal women and more importantly western culture. Go cum on the floor, tell your GF you love her and re-think your decision

>>15748012
Excellent decision getting on test. Now buy cow liver and eat it once a week or so. Olive oil and a little salt and pepper in a pan. This will change your fucking life and then you into a sexual tyrannosaurs. If anyone learns anything for any post I’ve ever made, let it be this. 3 dollars for some grass fed liver. Eat that shit up.

>>15748756
Say you are opening up your relationship and proceed to show her pics of the girl you’re seeing.

>>15748756

You are an idiot who was genetically predisposed for low test. Advice: KYS immediately and remove your shit genes from the pool. You don't deserve any of your money or the women you have.

The fact that you own 3 businesses and can't come up with a random lie to your gf in less than a minute is pathetic and proves that you are either too stupid to come up with a good alibi quickly or too neurotic to decide on one. Either way, you're shit.

Jesus christ, Larping or not the amount of incels in this thread is too damn high. Why do you fucking care so much if OP fucks another chick. Bunch of jealous faggots

>>15748012
scum

>>15748713
Dude, look at that fucking face. The bitch looks like Snooki. Flat, wide, with fat lips, and fucking covered in make-up.

>>15748801
But having sex w new girls is fun and exciting. & if my gf doesn’t find out then no one gets hurt. Then I come home happy af and treat her extra great.
Males are designed to have multiple partners, anon. It has to do with alpha genetic reproduction. Look at lions in the wild. I’m just fulfilling my primal instinct, but as long as I can get away with it clean then there’s no need to worry about the “decline of feminine, loyal women and western culture” that you’re worried about preserving. So can you help me coom up with a good alibi? I’ve got 2 possible ones (work, & friend in hospital) still will have trouble staying overnight though.

>>15748892
Why the fuck do you even need to stay overnight.
Its a roastie single mother that you want to fuck .

>>15748012
lmao, you will be crying in regret when she dumps you.

>>15748012
dude you got a perfect girl and your risking it to bang some slut single mom. good luck

>>15748804
Best post ITT. Thanks anon. I’ll try the cow liver immediately. I can’t wait to transform into a fucking T-Rex!

>>15748817
This would probably only work if I include her from A-Z so she feels more in control & involved. I’ve already done too much behind her back to get her involved at this point.

>>15748831
You are a mong. Male testosterone declines as you get older in every male. I get test from my quack Dr not some dude in the gym. I had my levels tested before starting and I was never low. I’ve just shot my levels back up to when I was 18. I only take a 1 ml / 200 mg shot once week. I would be curious to see what your levels are. Jealousy is a charectiristic trait for low-t cucks, and you sound like one: “you don’t deserve your money” “you don’t deserve your gf”
Also, the reason why I can’t think of a bs excuse on the fly is because my gf is smart. That’s why I date her, and that’s why she’s able to make me money and be an asset. She’s not some 18yo ditz that I just spoil with gifts and she will see right through some fuckall excuse I just pull out of thin air on the fly. That’s why I’m carefully planning and doing some r&d with this post.

>>15748914
Because she’s hot and I want to use her like a fuck doll all night.

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>>15748975
We’re running in circles here: That’s why I need an airtight alibi!

>>15748993
Have fun when she gets "accidentaly" pregnant by you.

>>15748993
you are a fucking piece of shit
kys

>>15748817
kek

>>15748979
my nigga, if you want to cheat don't do it this time, you say your gf is smart, so you need to come up with a better plan and not some shitty alibi. there's plenty of pussy out there, why lose an 'asset' for some pussy you can get at any moment. Watch some porn, masturbate, and call it a day. you won't care about the side girl once you cooome. Make a better plan next time.
Also, buy ONE fren

>>15748320
>listening to advice from anonymous posters on a Mongolian basket weaving site

>>15749093
Good advice, Anon. All my alibis feel too forced. However, This weekend would be perfect though because my gf is on the rag, the other girl is hot, she’s horny af, and I can use her like a sex slave all night. The side girl also spent all day getting dolled up for me: hair, nails, pedicure, etc. I’ve been playing everything perfectly with her until now and if I bail out now I’m gonna take some serious steps back & I’d rather throw her back into the sea than “make it
Up to her” for standing her up.

>>15748872
Because people like OP are scum and should all be eradicated. This is why niggers have free reign on our countries because people like you have no problem with degeneracy.

Kys cheater, i hope she finds out and dumps you

>>15748012
that's a terrible photoshop

>>15749174
Wtf are you on about? Having sex breeds niggers who have free reign on this country? Stop watching so much blacked you paranoid cuck.

>>15749186
Why is this thread triggering so Many seething incels?

So far I’ve learned from this thread that there are a few good anons, but way too many jelous, incel, Cucks with “crab in a bucket mentality” it’s the same “if I can’t have it, nobody will!” Mindset that made you a poor virgin to begin with. You guys need to Shake this negative state of mind.

This comes off as too larpy

>>15748892
>Males are designed to have multiple partners, anon. It has to do with alpha genetic reproduction. Look at lions in the wild. I’m just fulfilling my primal instinct

Kek
And that's what differences human and animals. Animals can't resist their urges because they are brainlets with poor self-control. And so are you my friend

Look how many retards took this obvious bait

>>15749251
anon, this board is full of reddit cucks, this is 4channel.org after all. Try a board on 4chan.org

>>15748792
Then you better hope you and your gf never sees your friend again. All she has to do is mention that time you went to see him and your cover is blown, unless you want to include him in the conspiracy too but then things are just messier. Better to not leave things to chance if you can avoid it

>>15749261
>>15749276
Why would this be a larp? Are you so much of an incel that you can’t seem to fathom having sex with 2 girls or much less one? Jesus, have sex. Anons told me to post proof and I did in minutes without doxxing myself - which if I did I’m sure the jelous Cucks ITT would love
to be the “white knight” cuck to tell my gf what I’m up to.

>>15749272
Anon, I’m not trying to be an upstanding “human” I would rather live my life as a sexual deviant tyrannosaurus Rex. See above... that’s why I’m going to take other anons advice and start eating cow livers.

>>15749348
There is no white knight needed as stupid as you are.

>>15749348
Ugh here's your last you
As I've told you before; grow up kiddo

You write like a girl talking about their problems as if it’s the most important thing in the world. You’re an attention whore who wants validation because you’re a narcissistic midwit and the fact that you can’t see that is hilarious. Have a good one, eventually she’ll find out if you keep doing this because you don’t have the mental capacity to keep it a secret or coverup.

>>15749348
I'd go with the car auction and pretend to meet another bizman while there so you "stay for a couple drinks" end eventually stay over.

Btw don't go too hard on liver cause it goes rough on ur kidneys

Also I expect you to give back with biz advice threads in exchange of asking shit out of biz

>>15749093
Ok I’m going to listen to this Anons advice partly. I’ll start getting ready and COOM in the shower. If that helps I’ll just ditch the side girl tonight.
If not, then I’ll just jump in the car and say I’m gonna go do some “work shit, you wanna come with me?” She’ll guaranteed say no. Then when I get to the casino I’ll just turn my phone off and get drunk. Wake up in the morning and come home reeking like booze. I’ll say my buddies were at the casino and I met up with them for a drink. Then they won a bunch of money and we got trashed, my phone died, and the casino comped us a room. I slept there because I couldn’t drive. I’ll mske sure I come home reeking like booze still and when she complains I’ll tell her I have too much of a hangover to hear her nag. I’ll sack up and deal with Kyle gf’s bitching for the next two weeks until I take her out for her bday in 2 weeks and spoil her rotten.

>>(((15749251)))
Are you retarded or just baiting for Yous?

>east coast
>casino
Atlantic city isn't dead yet?

>>15749410

Good luck anon.

If you are going with the side chick try to cum inside and gtfo. You are an alpha, why dont just use the opportunity to have some lost lineage?

>>15749431
Kek

>>15748012
>coming to /biz/ to humblebrag and fish for advice
>83 replies and counting
GTFO brainlet faggot. What an absolute waste of our time.

If your girl gives you shit for a night out with the boys and automatically assumes you cheat on her (regardless that you really plan to do it) she is not a good asset in the first place
Just find a girlfriend if you absolutely must have one that dont care about you getting side pussy or even help you
But if you wont to keep the one you have just start manipulating her and make her obedient
Just make her slowly come to the conclusion that you probably cheat on her long enough that she end up not carrying anymore
My tip is just say that you go out with the boys to the casino and then say you were to drunk to drive
She will probably will be angry for some time but just ignore it maybe even make her feel guilty thinking you would cheat on her and that she dont care that you could have died while drunk driving etc. argue on an emotional level not a rational one
Then for your next hook ups dont plan whole night this way you can just pretend to be working late
If she gives you shit just make her feel guilty again because you work hard just to give her what she deserve
Also simultaneously while beeing neglecting because you work hard (cheating on her) you give her alot of love and attention on other occasion
This will confuse her and also make her feel guilty to assume you cheat on her while beeing so nice to her
How dare she to think like this
Also get a second phone and if you need more time to cheat pretend to do some sort of hobby
I have more if you want

>>15748979
Not low test, 883 ng/dl. You have nothing to be jealous of.

>>15748012
Karma, my friend

>>15749494
Ah yes
And another thing you already made a key mistake by involving you gf into your business this way its harder to use work as excuse
You even said she might want to come too because it’s business related
Also dont tell your friends about cheating one of them will sooner or later tell his gf and she will tell yours or maybe the guy who wanted to bang your chick for a long time will drop some hints to her because he is desperate

>>15749494
Thanks anon! This is pretty much the route I’m going.
I jerked off in the shower to see if I could just shake the urge and it only worked for 5 minutes. My sexual appetite is already charging up again. I’ll use the tried and tested “push-pull” technique that you brushed up on in order to “confuse her and make her feel guilty” for seem reason girls can’t seem to get off that roller coaster.

>>15749402
Pretty much exactly this. I’ve been on biz for a while and I try to give back. I post on smg and I try to spark up other business threads every now and then but anons these days only care about crypto. I’m involved in crypto too but I don’t trade really. I’ve been holding btc for a while and I have all the forks. I did some pretty cool arb years ago buying gold through purse.io at a discount and then selling it for slightly more to accumulate more. I went over this method on biz a while ago but that was when btc was in the $200 zone. With the price fluctuations now It’s hard to make a consistent profit, but you can minimize some of the risk in price change by keeping cash on the side and replenishing your stack at the same time you spend from it. I’m done accumulating at this point though. I’m ski or die at this point. I could care less if it all goes to $0 but if it moons I’ll be max comfy. Maybe I’ll throw $10k into ONE because that anon who shilled it on here seemed pretty cool.

>>15749569
You’re absolutely correct. However she only helps out with 1 biz. It’s still pretty
Easy to use work as an excuse to dance around her. Regardless you’ve given some great advice. You are a true Prince, Anon. I appreciate the words of wisdom greatly. It’s anons like you that keep me on this board.

>>15748012
Cheating always backfires, your girlfriend will find out, try to stop before it’s to late, or you’ll just fuck yourself

post pic of chick ur gonna bang

>>15749639
>It’s anons like you that keep me on this board
You should just leave this board imo

>>15749606

COOM inside.

>>15748012
Dear anon,

As a guy who's cheated on a great woman more times than I can count and is now 45 and full of regrets, I can strongly suggest to avoid this activity. You think it comes without strings but you are wrong. Also the universe has an amazing tendency to provide surprises, like running into sidebitch when you're with gf.

Do like this guys says: >>15749093
>Watch some porn, masturbate, and call it a day.

>>15749643
Everything always backfires nothing is for ever and nothing is guaranteed
What about all the guys getting divorced but never cheated
What you gonna tell them? Or a good guy getting cancer?

retarded calzone making italiano
Mama mia

I'm in this dilemma too OP. 7/10 loyal GF but shes being a massive pain in the ass.

Theres an 8.5 Moroccan chick from one of my labs that I made out with after a lecture. I wanna fucking BLEACH her so bad it hurts and she keeps asking to chill. The Devil is real boys

>>15749925
Wow man you're a retard for not doing this, a hot Moroccan only comes up once in a lifetime.

>>15748496
>say he "made" it
>low t in real life
>asking biz for help
thats a big kek'd

>>15748012
>She had a kid & I don’t want to play dad so this is strictly a fling.
>She had a kid

this is a mistake

>>15748012
Chad here
Fuck you, and unironically kill yourself OP, you self centered prick. Real men don't inject themselves with more T they are naturally born with it or boost it by not being a lazy fuck and hit the gym. Also real men don't go and brag onto biz, inb4 you say you aren't bragging then brag about your watches.

All I'm saying is that I would love to thrust my 7 inch cock down your throat and hear you gag. Hell I'm sure you would like it you fucking faggot. You say you have /made it/ but you never truly will with that mindset.

>>15750002
Oldfag detected. I missed this meme for so long.

>>15749997

Here you go, bro

https://imgur.com/pUOZ3DR

>>15748012
1. Stop being a fucking degenerate.
2. Why the fuck are you living in shithole Muttia? Come back to Europe

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>>15748474
shut the fuck up you stupid fat mutts. I am half italian and I can guarantee you my skin is whiter than any "white" american's

OP is fucking the side chick rn, godspeed anon.

Remember to COOM inside.

>>15750109
>posts picture of a twink
>"""chad"""

>>15750283
Let's see what you look like big guy

>>15748156
You forgot to subtract your overhead/cost of goods out of that.

>>15748012
no one cares