/biz/ - Business & Finance

Based and comfypilled. I’m gonna order carry out for breakfast, what should I get for maximum comfy?

Disabled NEET here
I'd give anything to be a wagie, I can't even afford pancakes. Can't even leave my house. Just spend all day juggling shitcoins.

>>15736438
I don't normally order breakfast - depends on what you like?
Get it from a good diner in your area - something with eggs and bacon at least. I like Turkey Clubs that diners serve, but it's all up to you desu. And you could use grubhub/ubereats/doordash if you don't even want to leave your house

>>15736445
Being poor sucks, whether a neet or wagie. Get into webdev or some other programming field I guess. If I was unable to walk and had no money that's what I'd be focusing on. Unless you mean mentally disabled - in which case you're fucked anyways

>>15736486
>Unless you mean mentally disabled - in which case you're fucked anyways

An update: pancakes were delicious.

Boss says he’s going to retroactively reduce my wage so he can afford his second yacht. It’s understandable but now I have -2000$ in my bank account. I’ve been evicted from my pod, and been fired from my job for bad credit. I THINK IM FINALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME

>>15737715
Very comfy start to the day anon now that I think of it I have never made them myself. I'm thinking about hitting some mountain bike trails here in a hour or so, it's a beautiful day out.

I'm making $75 an hour while I shit post on the Chan's and drink coffee. I'm also taking orders over the phone for my side business which has made $2500 this week and taken up a total 1hr of my time. I was made $2575 during that hour and also managed to catch up the latest /biz related happenings in that time. I'll probably get a massage at lunch time and eat a healthy salad. Then I'll go to the gym after work and fall asleep with my qt3.14 wife after we have sex on the couch and watch our favorite show. The best part is tomorrow is a new day and I get to do it all over again. Just imagine if I was rich and could afford to do what I really want to do. Ha ha. Life is grand ain't it?

>>15738139
Tldr

Wagie cope

Self employed neet hybrid masterrace

It's Friday wagies,

are you excited for your 48 hours of freedom? Just imagine, 48 whole hours where you are free to do whatever you want without your boss getting on your case, it must seem like some sort of dream come true. Now realize that this is how Neets feel at all times, free to do what we want when we want because we aren't slaves. Just remember to be back on time on Monday and to pay your taxes!

>>15738139
wagie coping with obvious larps are always hilarious, do continue

hi fren i received job interview to be a retail associate at uniqlo.. is it good?

I was a neet for 6 years so I know you are far from being comfy. Your shitty pancakes are the highlight of your day, since everyday is the same as the last.
I have low end job for 4 years with shifts but goddamn it beats being a neet every single day.

>>15738139
didn't read lmao
nice cope wagie

afternoon fellow NEETs

>>15739240
no need to cope fren. some of us made enough to be NEETs during 2017 and are waiting for the next bullrun to finally make it. maybe if you were smart enough, you could've been a crypto NEET as well.

>had McDonalds binge last night, with the two new burgers
>had large chocolate bar when I got home
>woke up today at 11 am
>browsed internet, drank coffee, did asynchronous video interview
>there was a video from two current young employees and they're so
posh it made me lose hope, although I am used to these things
>went to gym, lifting went ok
>read 30 pages of a history book about a political thinker; I think it's all overblown wishy washy stuff
>went in to central London to walk around; felt sad after seeing so many officeStaceys
>read in library
>now drinking coffee; unsure what I'll eat tonight

Reading feels so pointless and consumercucky. I don't know how I'll spend tomorrow.

I work from home and brought in $10500 this month. How was your month, neet?

>>15739406
made much more than that in 3 weeks shorting from 10.9k. all from the comfort of my own home.

keep coping though wagie! i'm sure mr shekelstein is proud!

>>15738139

Hmmmm

>>15736412
>>15736486
>>15737715
>>15738742
>>15739279
>>15739285
>>15739450
>>15739853

Lemme guess... you've been up all night?

Honestly I don't know why you keep making these threads. Are you jealous that I have actual income while you're still living with your parents? At first it was funny but now it's just sad. I actually feel sorry for you. Get a life faggot. I'm at starbucks almost an entire hour before work, as I am almost every day, and I feel refreshed and invigorated. Your alarm clock wage cuck fantasy just shows how out of touch you really are. Having a regular sleep schedule is healthy, and so is exercise and sunlight, none of which you have any of. Yeah I'm a "wagie" but I'm living a more fulfilling and complete life than you ever will.

I'm only responding because I get a rise out of putting deadbeats like you in their place. I'm literally smiling as I write this and sip my drink between sentences. I'm only 23 and I have over 30k in crypto and another 53k in savings and stocks. I'm not afraid to post these numbers because I know there isn't a single NEET out there who's got more than me, these are the numbers of a proud working man. Sure I'm not a millionaire yet, but with hard work and dedication I probably will be some day, unlike you who's waiting for a briefcase full of money to drop into his lap. You'll die alone and poor, and I'll probably have beautiful blonde-haired grandkids who visit me when I'm an old man. Fuck off, NEETs.

>>15739893
k

>>15739893
based and truthpilled.
retarded neets wont recover. lol

>>15739295
Behold the elusive Londonfrog

>>15736412
waffles and French toast are superior

>>15736486
>turkey clubs from a diner
>Ubereats
mah nigga

>mfw wagecucks wake up every day early in the morning to support niggas and lazy shitskins with government bux
>mfw niggas and shitskins rape, kill and fuck your women while wagecuck is working
>mfw your cuck government can not kick them out of your country
>mfw your country will transform slowly into an absolute shit hole
>mfw you can not do anything about it
>mfw i am living a comfy life in a based country without niggas and shitskins
>mfw my 8/10 gf sucks my cock everyday

>>15739240
>Your shitty pancakes are the highlight of your day, since everyday is the same as the last.
Only if you're poor fren.

>>15739893
>Lemme guess... you've been up all night?
No silly, I woke up around the same time most wagies do.
>Are you jealous that I have actual income while you're still living with your parents?
Being a NEET doesn't mean being poor.
Didn't read the rest of your post, have a nice time coping wagie.

>>15740292
:^)

>>15736412
What if I work from home full time?

>>15740388
based and redpilled

>>15736412
I played WoW classic all day and got paid.

Got my mageweave stacks, my paycheck from the federal government job I have and ate pancakes. I’m gonna drink a beer during these last 45 minutes of my shift.

Thanks for your tax dollars wagies!

>>15740564
You're Not Employed, in Education, or in Training, so you're a NEET - welcome to the club fren.
You're only a wagie if you're on the clock working for someone else

>>15740577
You're a wagie, but at least still NEET at heart

>>15736412
i miss being a neet.

>>15740621
Why aren't you anymore

>>15736486
>NEETS
>asceticism
yeah masturbating to hentai 3 times a day is the polar opposite of asceticism

Who half/half here?
Work low tier wagie job but make my hours low so have a lot of free time.
Work 6 hours, m-f finally landed a chill job 10 mins from my house.
only employee, nice backyard, tamed a feral cat who is now my bro and feed squirrels. Live below means and put away all my monies. Run a side biz for fun. It's comfy as fuck m8s. The only thing I want is my own house or apartment and if be extra comfy.
Used to be a neet but spent all my cash and couldn't make things work and always stressed. After years of hating both I have found balance and live relatively low stress life.

>>15741288
I’m half NEET. $50/hr doing tech work. It’s hard to make enough but at least I don’t have to work every day

>>15736412


I work the night shift, the assistant manager yelled at me because one of my subordinates didn't tell me about something small on the paperwork that he claimed to be doing but hasn't been. Somehow this is my fault.

Then I got home and wanted to make some pasta, but my landlady hasn't washed the dishes in a week and a half and the sink is full. Now it's a fruit fly breeding colony. So I had to grab a spare pot from my room and use water from the bathroom sink to cook. I also had to wash my pot and utensil in the bathroom sink.

Then, thought I could stay up a bit late in the morning to game a bit. Got woken up early by my landlady's son and his teenage friends at 530. They party every weekend starting Friday night.

I mentioned that I am moving out and am giving my notice but by law here that requires 60 days not 30 days and she wants that extra month's rent.

Wagie life sucks. I'm hoping my shitcoin moons so I don't have to put up with this miserable life.

Newfriend here, i want to invest on WY but how do i go on about that?

>>15736412
wtf is so great about being a NEET? living with your parents in your 20's sucks.

>>15736412
8 hours of work makes me want to boow my brains off

>>15742079
>20s
Optimists like you belong on a cross

>>15741663
Damn $50 an hour is nice, but yeah guess it depends on how many hours you work. I make like 11 buckaroos and hour so 1200 a month but my expenses are way way low.
Hope you are at least comfy and less stressed

>>15741859
Fuck anon, sorry about your living situation. I'm in a similar living situation and I definitely know that feel. Best of luck and hope your life gets a bit more enjoyable