/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15726949
separate but equal. it's the amazon way.

>>15726949
>segregated microwaves
>inclusion

>>15726949
Pork in all five of those
Set time for 4 hours

>>15727000
Thats not very nice, young man

>>15726949

imagine actually following a gay rule like that

fuck vegetarians, fuck vegans, fuck muzlims, fuck kikes, fuck niggers, fuck bezos, fuck amazon, fuck every single one of you faggots

>>15726949
It's mission is to keep workers preoccupied with stupid shit while they profit at their labor. Fucking lefties are retarded as fuck.

>>15727000
Based.

I'd throw bacon in all of them then leave them on for 999999 microwave minutes

>>15727000
Checked

imagine believing that diversity is power

It's funny how their suits get different microwaves for each dietary preference
but their warehouse employees have to pee in bottles

>>15727000
mmmmmmbased

>>15727110
how long is a microwave minute in regular minutes?

>>15726949
Soon <my name only>

>>15726949
Can we get a Negroes and Whites only microwave too? I need to microwave my leftover KFC and I ain't want no mayo getting on my shit

>>15727146
+9n

>>15727000
Yep I'm thinking this is based

>>15727110
Yup. Its MAKIN BACON DAY*, BOYS !
>*unavoidable part of my religious beleefs n sheeit

>>15727000
look at this bad ass wagie hell yeah bro hit em where it hurts that'll show em you're FOR REAL

*ahem*
FUCK MUDSLIMES

>>15727215
Are you a kike, a mudslime or worse, a vegan?

>>15726949
genius, for the cost of 3 extra microwaves they can keep the cattle happy

>>15727233
like clockwork.. nope just a rich white man laughing at the buttcorn cope

>>15727000
Motherfucking based trips

>>15727000
UNDERRATED

>>15727138
Desu desu desu
Kek

#Diversity is power
Kek
Has to provide 100 different microwaves for all kind of dietry madness and bathrooms for all the made up genders
Daily Sexual harassment claims by women and micro aggresion complains by missgendering “women”
Good thing for ahmed from IT he dont even touch women because his religion tells him to
His coworker taniqua dont care thanks to the inclusion and diversity bill as black woman she can just chill in the “brainstorm areas” and is just fine
All while the last white guy waggie mcwagecuck has to do all the workload but beeing told to check his privilege
He soon gonna snap
...hopefully

>>15727000
Fork in all five of those

>>15727000
absolutely epic /b/ro!!!!

>>15727000
Checked and based.

Yeah but when we want signs that say "Whites only", "Niggers only", etc we're the bad ones.

>>15726949

>“Kosher only” microwave

Still dumb and ignorant. It has to be separated by kosher meat/kosher dairy

>>15727000
@top.comment.gods

>>15728356
found the kike

>>15726949
The one thing all those microwaves have in common besides their idenitcal models is their discrimination against pork.

>>15726949
Kosher is just a Jewish internal tax code, halal meat is absolutely higher quality than haram shit. Veganism is fake (no such thing), vegetarianism is misguided but I can't imagine you would have to microwave much of anything save for your butternut squash soup and lentil curry.

>>15728395
Cletus please

>>15728474
>t. incel

>>15727763
bwased amirite friendos?
dont reply

>>15726949
Wagie wagie, eat your vegetables....

>>15727000
Overrated post.

>>15727000

>>15726949
>kosher only
Thats exactly what I label my oven as well

>>15728333
kekked and checked

>>15728787
absolutely based

>>15726949
I bet they charge more for the different types of microwaves, but they are exactly the same.

"in my humble opinion, the best way to cook bacon is in the microwave". -Marco Pierre White

>>15726949
what the fucking fuck

When a wagie die I smile
Look at OP's picture seriously
They deserve to be beheaded like sheeps

>>15726949
to think i actually own amazon stock

i can't understand how these things would matter to ANYBODY. i mean if somebody's non-veg food or whatever had been in the same microwave as your veg food. literally does nothing. it's like those damn vegans that refuse to use grills that have had meat on them, literally no reason to be that picky, it's imaginary. you still don't support the meat industry if you get some burned meat atoms inside you, grow the fuck up. i usually tell the girls that freak out about it that it's not poison, earns me some looks but im past caring

>>15729177
>i can't understand how these things would matter to ANYBODY

the irony

>>15729063
Hey someones got to pay for my NEETBux. I wouldn't mind getting a chance to stomp the life out of a wagie sometime though if any hopeless wagies want to offer their life to me.

>>15726949
>tfw put my vegan dish into the vegetarian only oven and get called in by management
is bezos going to fry my ass?

>>15726949
>Work at Amazon
>Coworkers endlessly harping on about new microwaves, how progressive and positive-thinking they are
>Imagining some kind of SJW A.I microwave that yells at white people about microaggressions for inserting food of other cultures
>It's just five identical budget-model microwaves that are labeled specially for the special people who are specialer than the normal people
>Take note of exactly how the labels were printed: font, dimensions, lamination, etc
>Go to Staples, print multiple copies
>Next shift, about to head home at the end of the day, stayed late actually working unlike the diversity hires who absolutely need to go home to tend to their 16 children
>Make one last stop at the break room before heading out the door
>Swap microwave labels in random order
>Not every day, maybe just once or twice a week
>Confusion ensues
>Sometimes just put a single duplicate label so no one knows which one is the original vegan microwave and which one was to be the vegetarian one now renamed vegan
>Black-glasses red-lips SJW Becky seethes and waits, holding her cold tupperware container of soggy lentil-and-barley-stuffed peppers, waiting for the world's most trivial break room mystery has to get solved before she can know which microwave won't "contaminate" her food
>Sometimes just leave the labels but move all the microwaves around
>Sometimes just replace every label of "vegetarian", "kosher", etc. with "microwave"
>One day replace all labels with one-word double-sized labels altogether reading "TEAR" "DOWN" "THE" "BORDERS" "NOW"
>Confusion escalates

>>15729268
imagine typing all this up thinking it would be funny

How is diversity power, I don’t understand. Wouldn’t it be more efficient if everyone was on the same page and held the same beliefs and lifestyle practices, because that way you wouldn’t have to spend time or money consulting between people or managing their differences.

In this example the business would save money if they were not diverse at all, because then they could have one microwave to purchase and operate. Or, several microwaves operable at the same time to reduce wait time for other microwave users.

No?

>>15726949
Meanwhile they have wage cages

>>15727000
ethnics Z E R O E D O U T

>Moshe you forgot your foreskins in the microwave again

>>15729187
it's not ironic because when i think their retardness matters nothing changes. but when they think their retardness matters the world need to supply fucking multiple microwaves and grills. i hope you can appreciate the difference.

>>15729308
it's just brainwash buzzword for stupid NPCs

now that's sustainable.

Fucking leftists fags crying about the environment while applauding individual microwaves

>>15727000
>>15727999
>>15728333
Wtf, checked bros...

>>15729307
Imagine being this much of a prude.

>>15727138
Based and prolpilled>>15727138

>>15729307
Oh fuck off I always appreciate some effort

>>15729307
I haad a hearty chuckle. Imagine having the ability to do that

>>15727000
dank

kosher is a way to say "Jews Only" without sounding racist

>>15726949
>BITCORN was my way out of this time line.
It’s still the way btw

>>15727000
>>15727999
>>15729333

>>15726949
This is the kind of shit that white liberals unironically think will fix the ever growing cultural and ethnic division in the world.

>>15726949
I don't see anything wrong with this besides the soiboy making a big deal about it and virtue signaling on social media. If they have a regular, all-use microwave beside those, who would give a shit?

>>15727000
trips of truth

>>15729359
Damn, is that a real quote?

>>15727000
>all these responses
>none are
>>imagine the smell
fuck all of you

>>15729268

I enjoyed this greentext, fren. Thank you for typing it. Ignore the one hater. You deserve the (you) not him.

>>15730733
Based Creed digits

>>15729268
>stayed late actually working
possibly the most cringey part of this, imagine thinking that is something to be proud of

>>15727000
Put a cigarette out on the vegan one just to be safe

>>15729268
i want to encourage creativity so here's a (you)

>>15729268
>TEAR DOWN THE BORDERS NOW
Lmao

>>15729268

Please continue.

PENTS ARE COMING SOON BOIS BE READY AND MAKE IT GOOD

>>15726949
>#diversityispower

>>15727000
Checked
Doing God's work brother! Shadilay!!

>>15731958
Yes. If the phrase "based black man" every actually applied to someone, it would be Thomas Sowell

>>15726949
Halal is subset of Kosher, Muslims wouldn't mind using Kosher microwave just don't call it Zionist microwave

>>15726999
based

>>15726949
They should do that with buses and water fountains.

>>15729268
Gave me a sensible chuckle, have a (you)

Diversity is our strength, that's why our company requires 12 different microwaves or productivity grinds to a screeching halt!!!

Fucking faggots, I prefer dying in WW3 to this clown world shit.

>>15729307
i had a good laugh

>>15727163
Based fuck wypipo food

>>15726949
>Regulating employee microwaves
>Customer centric
Wut?

>>15729177
Jews are notoriously strict about diet. Some Muslims too. However, not all of them agree on what "kosher" or "halal" means, plus Kosher has other restrictions (see >>15728356), so it's not a genuinely inclusive act. It's just an symbolic act of inclusion.

>>15729268
nice