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Wtf am i reading

Any profits from this Chainlink investment will fund the upcoming fourth film in the saga Shabbo 4: Merchant of Sodom

>>15723144
Where can I purchase access to said films, good sir?

>>15723323
Unfortunately due to pressure from the ADL the Shabbo trilogy is currently only available in Eastern Europe and a handful of Asian territories
This also includes the Japanese animated adaptation Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo which will be available to stream on Crunchyroll later this year

>>15723370
Unfortunately Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo was heavily censored in compliance with Crunchyroll’s strict code of conduct and as a result I cannot endorse or recommend this edited version of Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo
To make matters worse I waived royalties from this adaptation in favour of a percentage of the merchandising rights which has proved to be less than financially rewarding

>>15723416
Unfortunately while in China seeking further distribution of the core Shabbo series I developed a fairly serious opiate habit and was robbed and subjected to non-consensual surgery while unconscious in Kowloon prefecture on February 12 this year

>>15723144
Based and redpilled
Please upload your movies somewhere for your European bros

>>15723144

Lol, you will never be able to cash out, retard. It is an one way street.

>>15723758
>an one way
shitting street is the other way ranjeet

>>15723616
Fortunately I was able to secure the video game rights and will be producing a Shabbo interactive experience with the help of industry veterans Hello Games
Tentatively titled The Shabbo Chronicles: Infuriating Semoid Pornography Moth: Butterfly of Israel, the game is scheduled for a Christmas 2020 release via Steam and with an option for timed Nintendo Switch exclusivity

not too sure what's happening ITT but its definitely some high quality content, probably the best thread on biz in months.

keep it up! also:
>>15723777
nice.

A word of warning to any Shabbo heads seeking out online streams of my original Shabbo trilogy
I do not condone nor endorse the works of Sicilian director Giotto Cane and his blatant theft of the Shabbo intellectual property as seen in his vastly inferior “Sabo” series of borderline pornographic exploitation films including the indefensible Sabo: Dobbiamo Assicurare la Distruzione di Sabo e un Futuro per L'eterosessualità which has somehow found it’s way onto Amazon Prime Video
With profits from my recent Chainlink investment I intend to hire the best legal team possible and pursue the appropriate litigation within my rights as the original creator of the Shabbo character and licensed brand

guys

it's a larp. You can't buy 50K Linkies with only $70K and a quick search of his movie titles brings up nothing.

>>15724555
Apologies I meant $80,000
I was high when I bought in on Coinbase Pro last night
I don’t even remember buying the LinkPool share lmao

>>15724555
Also that’s a false statement I easily found a 720p stream of Shabbo 3: Severe Absurd Rabbinical Maniac: Through the Abstract Erotic Post-Colonial Lens of Radical Neo Shabbism on pornoland.onion try again my dude

This isn’t a larp by the way guise I literally own 50,000 stinks

>>15725705
nobody cares.

>>15725705
stay poor

>>15725734
I’m going to be extremely rich actually

>linkies coming up with the cringiest shit again
You need to go back.

>>15726295
You need to cope with the fact that I have more Link than you faggot no linker

>>15725705
Damn son