/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15709059
This anon ALWAYS delivers. Goodluck marines and remember: "We are all in this together"
Now lets ASSemble!

>>15709059
MODS

>>15709059
Why do you always do this when I'm at work? I get off in two hours. No one do it! I've almost got my suicide stack

>>15709071
Thanks fren I'm sure someone will do it afterall that's $100,000 in the future. And there are plenty of poorfags and pajeets on this board. It's kindof funny that 100 Link was less than 20 bucks at some point.

>>15709059
>posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden
jannies do your part for once

>>15709103
It's not free you cuckold it's a business proposal on a business and finance board.

I have a history of keeping my end of the deal see
>>15709071
>>15709088

Jannies will do it for free but i'm offering almost $200 usd.

T. 50K Link

>>15709114
cool proxies

>>15709090
Could you imagine telling your grandson one day you made it cuz some guy on the internet gave you a bunch of link for putting a sharpie in your pooper and taking a quick little pic. Op, for once, is actually Based af. Salute marine. You are changing people's lives. You are basically Oprah. You get a lambo, you get a lambo!

>>15709059
Fuck OP fucking samefagging negro. He wont pay you.

You won't pay me faggot.

>>15709082
MODDDSSS IF U DONT SHUT DOWN THIS POST ILL STICK A SHARPIE IN MY BUT ILL DO IT !!!

in two weeks if trips....CHECK EM

>>15709167
>>15709179

>>15709213
You posted this pic before faggot. We all know you dont pay nigger.

>>15709226
You're delusional. I have given over 600 Link in these threads thus far which is nothing to me because I can make it back in a single trade. If you actually believed I wouldn't pay than you wouldn't even respond. You're just trying to deprive some poor pajeet of 100 Link and for that I commend you.

>>15709059
smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny meth twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole"

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me."

"go on marine, kiss it"

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>15709138
Thank you sir. I wish you good luck at work. There are so many people here that FUD my work but glad to see I still have fans.

T. Robinhood Anon

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OP has made this thread several times before, once a LINK marine actually did it and the OP just laughed at him and never paid him the 100 LINK, don't do it.
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>>15709262
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay recites as ari leaves the room, sirgay puffs up his chest again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>>15709275
I always deliver look at this Pajeet trying to deprive a Marine from his Link.

>>15709138
Holy shit is that what this is about?
(Third time posting)

>>15709292
You havent delivered shit faggot.

>>15709303
I'm not giving you a penny until you post the picture first.

>>15709059
Im getting off work early. No one do it! I'll be home in 30 mins

>>15709301
Fuck this weird place Im going back to /pol/.

>>15709292
Not today faggot, go bully and scam some Discord trannies instead rather than desperate /biz/ NEETs trying to make it.

>>15709292
Yes! I always offer to send people money on here too!
It's so much fun to imagine there little smiling faces when they share their eth address, because I don't care how much money they actually have, I just want to see who is holding shittier tokens than I am, it's such fun!
Anyway, 10 link to the first person with trips after this post!

>>15709059
reminder that op is a freak who gets his kicks out of other men putting sharpies in their ass

>>15709351
It's what needs to be done to start the next bull run. Any man brave enough to deliver shall be paid in 100 Link.

>>15709365
doesn't change the fact that you're literally a faggot

>>15709376
Whose the bigger faggot: The man that gives 100 Link to a performer, the performer, or the man who is jealous?

i honestly might do it
i have nothing to lose

>>15709326
Let's make this ultra clear. SIBOS and swift have had and will never have anything to do with link. They are transactional data payment layers running on ancient code known as Cobolt. This transaction data layer consists of balances and balances payable, debt to senders and is a simple decentralized blockchain if you will, in that it acts as a database between large intermediary big banks. you don't own the balance sheet, the big bank does. the purpose of blockchain is to decentralize this control to create separate nodes to prevent corruption and bail-ins with the option to hard-fork and much more importantly, prevent quantitive easing through printing by restricting monetary control and particularly inflation (tl;dr: printing of money).

NOWHERE! ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE DOES CHAINLINK HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DISTRIBUTED BALANCE SHEETS AND TRANSACTIONAL PROTOCOLS.

It is only and only a supposed and if-that, data aggregation for real-time input into blockchains, supposedly ethereum shitcoins. It acts as a half ass API, it is not the google maps, but rather the input google maps would recieve from people having visited a restaurant and rated it. what you faggots are doing here is plain and simple deception. this is why the chainlink team is not invited again, because they managed to squeeze one little meeting next to some toliets and claimed partnership and the people at SWIFT were so god damn offended, they absolutely refused to even touch this two-bit pajeet filled russian national jew backed kiked up scam company. Chainlink will never, work as intermediary between banks, if anything ripple might and i say might. chainlink's best hope is for it's practical day to day dev use for inputting random inputs into a blockchain, weather, prices, news, etc, etc which also it has failed anything closely to achieve. suck my ass nigger.

>>15709406
Stop! I'm almost home.

>>15709406
I salute you Anon, don't forget to put a timestamp and post your ether address.

Running to the gas station to buy a sharpie now be back with a timestamped photo in 33 minutes

>>15709384
you

>>15709427
0x50891f0b9cc0b5c2151d5955d8f3c88edac7c87b

>>15709522
The fuck

>>15709414
link will be $1000 eoy easy

>>15709541
did i do it right

>>15709522
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>15709522
nice shop

>>15709522
dont do it OP dont let him get away with this sub performance

>>15709522
Now take it to the next stage, human spirograph

>>15709553
Sorry bro it has to be a little deeper than that.

>>15709522
Get ready for it.

>>15709522
>there are still people who fall for it
some people truly deserve to stay wagecucks forever

>>15709522
Someone actually did it. The absolute state of stinky linkies.

>He thought I would send him 100 Link for shoving a sharpie up his ass on an Anonymous Japanese dickslapping forum.

THIS my friends is why we need smart contracts.

I am never selling $1,000 EOY

>>15709590
Based and sharpie inserted on an anonymous Japanese dickslapping forum pilled

>>15709059
yeah, if people would put a sharpie on their anus for his amusement, they are also humiliating their soul. good luck with that.

>>15709553
he wants you to put a sharpie on your anus and post your id and timestamp. I wouldnt humiliate my soul if I were you.

>>15709059
What did Sir Gay mean by this

>>15709522
Mad man