/biz/ - Business & Finance

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

239 posts in the other thread wait another 60 more posts at the very least jesus christ OP

>>15700378
Threadly reminder that you have ocd

Bear Chad's rise the FUCK UP

>>15700378
Based and firstpilled

>>15700386
I'm reading 292 capn

>>15700395
what gives you that idea?

>Kikes manipulating the markets

>>15700355
dont start a new thread before 310 replies

>>15700413
DO THE DEW

>down 3%
It’s over bros...

>>15700426
nuuuu but I wanna be the one who got to make it mememe

Thoughts on Rio Tinto for commodity exposure? I don't want to buy a future swap ETF.

>>15700397
reporting in

>up 1% today alone on 10k
Feels good

fug it,
I'm getting more QYLD

>>15700469
ree. I sold yesterday at about this levlel.

*sips*

Yup feels good to be a bear today .
Made my money for the day already,thanks stupid ass Dems,you got cucked again

Gotta go,time for another energy drink!

>>15700355
Ha ha wouldn’t it be crazy if you were laying down in the floor to get a cool angle for the pic and that lady in the front row green miniskirt had to get up to grab something and accidentally get toes went in your mouth.

Ha ha that would be nuts so embarrassing for us both. And she was in a hurry so pushed them in there really hard so some of her sole got in there. I’d be like “oh ouch my mouth” and she’d be apologizing and all those other girls would laugh.

atatatatata

>>15700469
shit I need to keep this in mind for days like this. it was a great buy in the morning wasn't it

>BTC

wew

>>15700532
Feels good to be in here. Had some Chainlink left over from 2017 and sold those bags last night lol

Advice on trading options cause it feels like I'm just gambling.

>>15700514
based

>>15700511
Check ETH

>>15700355
Best looking girls

Also pro tip

So I Uber on the side in Dallas tx where the Gamestop HQ is at,I picked up a corporate guy from downtown to take to the HQ and I goad him into telling me that GameStop is fucked and he "will hate to see them go" and "something about Walmart"

Anyways imma start shorting GME again soon I got this from the horses mouth.

>>15700532
>Bitcoin doesn't move inverse to the market
It's unironically over for crypto. The minute futures trading became an option for Bitcoin their future was sealed. (((They))) have a vested interest in seeing the price crash down to 0 with insane margins. Imagine shorting Bitcoin to nothing with a billion dollar portfolio. Unironically pulling what I have left in coinbase and playing the market.

>>15700621
Damn I am SO glad I sold my bags long ago.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

What are magapoos going to do if trump gets impeached? Honestly because I see the market going straight up after he’s out and the trade war is abandoned finally

>CHAINLINK

damn BTC getting hit hard, this looks like a buying opportunity

Guys go to predictit and max buy($850) impeach trumps “no” shares for like 60c a piece.
You can bet eoy or end of his first term. Its like free money

>>15700756
>>15700728
OUT OF MY /smg/

>>15700756
Wait for it......
......hooooolllldddd

>>15700797
FREE MONEY
probably

>>15700627
The qt in the middle is the best retard.

>>15700728
>>15700756
wrong thread

I’ve lost so much money...

Feeling really good about holding GHSI shares right now

yeeeeeah I should have bought this vix this morning. I had a solid ten minute think on that and decided not.

My first time seeing major losses. I know that buy high sell low is a meme, but I'm wondering if exiting the market while we wait for this trade war to start to die down is a good option.

>>15700935
That's where you make or break it anon, if you have solid indicators pointing in a direction, pull the trigger.

>>15700954
But There's a sell off every October anon

It hasn't even begun yet...

>>15700932
Good job picking that stonk, but consider the following

>>15700967

pffft, I pull the trigger too soon too often.

How do I short my life

Full disclosure I'm still 10% underwater on that TVIX call..

>>15700989
A sell off? Whats that.

Bang!

>>15700989
Good thing someone was there to pull out their circa 2001 flip fone and capture that moment

>>15700989
Not in 2017 or 2015. Lots of other years saw October end either flat or slightly up.

>>15701012
I pulled the trigger this morning on a spy put but sold too early before the big drop. You just gotta time an entry and exit of you're sure about the direction .

That's what I call range bound

Here we go again! You bears ready?

>>15700723
I'm down $1000 on etsy.

>>15701068
>He's never heard of a "burner phone"

Can't leave any proof on the Lolita express

You're never gonna make it anon....

>>15701183
Make that $1500. Fuck me.

>>15701040
A Bullet m80

Why didn't you hedge your calls anon??

>>15701007
I bought it at an average of 0.6

Are we gonna dump in the after hours?

>>15701242
Fuck. How do I make gains like that on such little money??

>>15701213
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
ETSYSHILL RUINED ME

>>15701242
what app

>>15701095
You're not wrong but it's Halloween and tax selloff deadline so everyone gets a little "scared", ala this stupid "let's impeach trump for the 1200th time" bullshit

Quick everyone circle the wagons and grab your dicks

>>15701299
Big dump days like this with 100 in spy puts day traded so you lock in gains.

>>15701293
God I hope so. Holding my position until tomorrow morning so I don't get hit on day trading limits.

>>15701305
Where did you buy?

>>15701007
How do I reach optimistic? I think mine is broken

>>15701299
The amount on money you have does t matter anon,you should be able to flip 10k like you could 100.

Been daytrading like this and pulling out 150 a week for about three months now on Robinhood while I hold the rest collecting dividends in my M1 account.
To do this and profit,with a hedge of course...

#1. I don't invest in memes,and if I do I short them

#2. Do some fucking research that isnt from a fucking Jewish media entity

#3 ALWAYS do the opposite of what /biz/ says

Ugh

I'm getting a 4.1% div yield so far w weekly payments like the other div anon.so out of today for the past three months,I'm not even down 1% despite the noise


Top 6 holdings NOW!
OK Go!!!!

>>15701305
But I am etsy shill.
Don't worry we are still going back above 70 soon. This is actually just about another buying opportunity. Get the cash ready boys!

>>15701242
I always lose out on any calls or puts I make. All the ones I've bought have either expired or went in the complete opposite direction of where I thought it was going. I suck at this so hard it's embarrassing

market gay

Down $400 all-time. Feels bad man.

>>15701421
>The anti-semitic gambler strategy

YIKES!

>>15701421
>#3 ALWAYS do the opposite of what /biz/ says
Doesn't this mean I shouldn't listen to you though? But seriously, thanks. I'll look into it. I'm about to add another 10k to my portfolio to bring it up to 20k so day trading every day will definitely be an option in a little. I'll probably just set a news notice for every time huffpaint says "bombshell" or "impeachment" to short the market and rake in cash.

>>15701558
>defending the juice

>>15701553
Drop money in index fund, forget about it. For 99% of traders it'll do better than whatever amazing "strategies" they cook up

Salad & Pickle seems to want to fill that gap to 2940.

WHY DID ROBINHOOD CANCEL ALL MY LIMIT BUYS!!!!

>>15701510
>collecting dividends
>QYLD
>the opposite of what /biz/ says

>>15701558
>Implying he's wrong
Any time the people that bitch about Trump make moves, the market tumbles
Oops, just blew out billions in economic value because orange man bad. Tehe.
Watch what they do and trade with the expectation that they want you to bleed. Because they do.

>>15701515
If you have RH try the pre set credit spreads you get paid up front for entering a spread and theta decay pays you.

Just set wether it's a put or call spread and make it 2 to 3 standard deviations lower or higher and let it expire or wait a day or 2 and sell it.

Most ppl make it daytrading by scalping this way making a consistent 2-7% then cashing out no matter the movement.

These stocks and thier many options beyond calls and puts are mearly tools for you to trade with,noone here knows anything more about a stock than anyone else really and only a few honest white ppl are here to help you.

You should be able to make money on pretty much any stock

>>15701610
My safe strategy was putting it all in QQQ and SPYD, as well as IEF and GOLD. What did me in these past few weeks (I was close to breaking even) was investing in weed memestocks in Canada, namely OGI and CGC.

>>15701645
Because you posted your order in all caps.

>>15701558
Oh anon how did you ever guess???

I got in Bitcoin when it went under 10K/9K-ish. Riding this rollercoaster is... fucking terrifying.

Are these PCG cheapies that I see?

>>15701724
This is the stock market general

>>15700590
That's exactly what you're doing. Better odds than a casino though.

>>15701762
Yeah but RH lets you play the crypto game now

>>15701720
>>15701602

Anti-semitism is a sign of a decaying society. Good luck blaming other people for all your personal problems.

>>15701797
cryptocancer isnt welcome here

>market trying to rally 10 minute before close
Why

>city of buttcorn

>>15701843
>awareness of jewish tricks occurs before a society drops dead
Big think.

>>15701797
Which makes it stock market how?

Go away to any number of shitcoin threads. You dont see me takking about gold and silver.

Fucking kike faggot>>15701843

>>15701564
Have I shilled a single stock yet?
Is my name some fucking stupid Jewish owned stock name??
Am I telling you to gamble away on whim,all your savings on some name you heard whispered on a Chinese ran Jewish hate forum???

Or Am I telling you ways that arnt fucking stupid to make money?

Why are you here??
WHO SENT YOU???!!!

Cmon

>>15701843
>German society was more dead in 1939 than 1929
Big think

>>15701843
HaHA
Ya foreskins showing there goyim!!

Do the big boys know something about PCG?

>>15701857
betting on momentary blip I suppose. Compare against the vix though. It dropped off the high earlier today and has now jumped back upwards.

>>15701857
>rally
More like a big dump.

West Germany? East Germany? Prewar germany? Present day germany?
All germany is worst germany.
America or leave.

The only axis country worth a damn is Japan.
If you don’t agree, fuck off and invest in the DAX.

>>15701892
You're so autistic I know I can trust your advice.

>>15701915
>Memes
>Broke
>Wonders why

I lIkE SHtOnKs MaRkeTs
FuN PeyPOl teLL Me WHaT tO BUy,hOT Tip fROn juiCE WeAvINg FoRUUUUUuummmmmmmmssssss

Ya BIG WIN!!!!

>>15701108
Ahhhhh i was the anon from yesterday who wanted to go all in on spy puts. Is have made 10x my money. Enough to stay a neet for 10 yearssssss ahhgggghhh why disnt i do itttttt49ssuxid9xleisisjxnow18c9ncmz

>>15701983
There is news out that they may need to do a shut off around north San Fran bay and Sierra Foothills.

>>15701983
They shut down power in a major town
everyone's pissed about it
Heard it on the AM old man talk radio this morn

P.s. Dallas am radio has some good tips and news sometimes

>>15702047
DAX GANG
DAX GANG
DAX GANG

Let's see those closing positions.

>>15701843
>anti semitism is a sign of a decaying society
>anti semitism
Its specifically anti semitism is it?

>>15702053
Thank you, my shortcomings are a gift sometimes

>>15702088
Here it is
>>15688687

>>15701843
Yeah, it follows that as Jews increasingly ruin a society, more and more people start to care and notice who's doing it.

>>15702094
>>15702097
Ok. I thought it was maybe someone anticipating another massive wildfire. CA's fire season's about to begin again.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .41%, ouchies but not as bad as it could have been. CGC getting back low, time to watch closely and wonder if we'll hit 20. Maybe time to be short on VIX soon (not today or tomorrow). Became profitable on my remaining BGS without noticing.
No time to check the news today but my phone was blowing up with rh notifications, saw something about impeachment on twatter? Quick rundown pls.

NAK about to gap up?

>>15702168
Oh wait i thought i wanted buy spy puts. May have accidentally wrote sell puts as I dont do sell puts.

Made another 1k on GHSI

>muh stonks down 1%
>muh cryptos down 22%

kek

>>15702188
Up 1%, didn't get the wave of nervousness the rest of /smg/ did

>>15702188
-0.14% despite FDP
This means my house Headmistress will beat me later

>>15702188
Down 7%

>>15702188

Awful but not as bad as I would have done if I hadn't exited all weed positions this morning. Whole sector will probably 20% bounce tomorrow to spite me.

>>15702183
It's only a short time before they're kicked out again anyways....

>>15702188
Ahhhhh couldve 10x my money if I bought spy puts yesterday. I was considering going all in. Enough to neet for 10 years. Ignore that it says sell puts, I dont do sell puts so I th link it was a typo. If I honestly wanted to sell puts Id be screwed lmao.

>>15688687 yesterdays post.

Show youself >>15697694! How much were you going to put in?

>>15702188
My nigga

up over 100%

Been trying to tell y'all 287 crab market till Christmas numbers in January

>>15702188
down 2.42% (ouch). Luckily GHSI kept it from being worse.

>Imagine going all in on spy puts yesterday
>Imagine getting a 20x of all your money in less than 48 hours

>>15702188
Down 1.34% ($345). Added ROKU to my watch list, but that's about it.

>>15702320
I'd have settled for 20x 10% of my money

The more I struggle, the more god wants me to be poor.

Bought some more QYLD
Limits triggered and bought more TWLO, ETSY, and BTC. WAYYYYYYY too high.

Should I just pull a comfy? Maybe crash out of my positions and hold cash for a couple years? Drop out of life and start killing myself skowly with booze and pills?

I'm wondering would it be smarter to leave my main portfolio alone on M1 and keep collecting divs and adding cash or should I pull out half and wait for possible big dip to buy back in.
I've got nothing to lose that way but a bit of gains

after hours

>>15702426
Look again...

>LCI
what

Thinking I should avoid ODP stock, it looks way too eratic and I get the vibe it's being manipulated. Any other anons find its behavior "off"?

>>15702319
I'm down 6.5% on SNSS; explain yourself.

>>15702484
LCI is gonna want up until $60 at least

If you blame your shitty circumstances on joos, Dems, trump, boomers, feminism, your parents, or anyone else that isn’t yourself, AND you live in North America in the 21st century, you should probably seek therapy.

The opportunity is out there boys, keep your eyes open, your body strong, and your mind sharp.

>Pic unrelated, just what I’ve done with my portfolio this year

>>15702498
>Penny stock is volatile

Wtf

>>15700378
>>15700413

Advise me on building a dividend portfolio bro. I've been a Target Date Fund cuck for far too long.

I lost 7K the last 2 days.

Looks like someone dumped all their LCI after hours.

>price of crypto is still falling
what do stocklets feel right now anon?

>>15702571
what percent is that?
I'd rather be down 7k than 7% nahmean

>>15702188
only winning trades today:
2 gme longs
roku short
roku long
btc long

>>15702525
>implying people dislike Jews for their own personal shortcomings
Yeah Elon Musk implying a random entity controls the press, and all the Jewish journalists come out of the woodwork specifically to ask what he implied. Nobody thought for one moment that he implied blacks, or Asians control the press and the media. Is this what blaming for shortcomings looks like? Or is there a noticeable trend here?

I'm tired of riding the roller coaster chart that is BTC. Should I just get off and sell everything I have in there so I can strictly focus on stocks?

how many of you trade whatever you bought within a month? is holding a stock for atleast 6 months popular here?

>>15702631
Yes

>>15700355
I buy and hold. It hurts real bad

> t. Too retarded to daytrade

there a good free REIT screener out there?

>>15702505
Do I really need to explain what I have said dozens of times, again? SNSS is a long term play until ASH. It will not maintain over a dollar before then, almost certainly. Expect dips. Buy those dips. Build up a big amount of shares for ASH. Then sell and make a bunch of money. Stocks fluctuate, if you don't have the stomach for it, stop trading.

>>15702622
Oh shit, is that what a “dogwhistle” is? I’ve never understood that term before.

>>15702188
Sold $snss for 6% to buy $ostk but it left of without me so I bought $gme at 5.0x.

>>15702697
kek I fuck with you every /smg/

>>15702622
This and based

>>15702723
oh god damn it you got me again

>>15702498
Yes, some other anon posted a odp options price correlation chart last week.

D E L I S T E D

>>15702498
I actually sold my ODP stock for 5% profit today.

What happened to AMR shill?

>>15702525
>feminism

Not this. Never this. I will blame feminism to the grave.

>>15702188
Down 1.49% today... To lazy to post screen shot atm, will do if demanded of me. Been looking at the finbiz a lot lately, one day I'll learn how to day trade biotechs and become a millionaire (or lose all my money). Then I'll invest it all in good divi stocks and retire early.

>>15702795
What?

>>15702549
Ok here's my take on it

If you set up your portfolio correctly,you'll make money or be near even when the market moves either way.
Me? I make money on dividends and hold thru dips,you want to be set up to hold for life,also diversify your bonds niggas,and some gold miners too.

I got the idea for weekly dividends from div anon and now I get paid weekly,sometimes twice a week this way.
A true set it and forget it.
I get a 4.1% yield but that's twice what any bank or CD will get you,most of my holdings are 4% or less or my portfolio.
I love opening my M1 app and seeing new money added on almost daily rate.

Save this photo and apply it there's still alot of work to do and research but it's set and hedged and half my options winnings goes to it every couple weeks.

All you need is a dividend portfolio and adding at least 50-100 month to really make it.


Seriously guys fuck the memes and shills you wanna fucking make it?
Well at least scrounge by ON YOUR OWN without a boss scalping and swing trading?
Then download investing.com, Robinhood,and M1 finance and get to learning reading and watching videos on options,standards deviations and spreads and financial statements.

Don't follow the herd,I made money bc I did the opposite of what the rest were doing.i watched and researched and waited for a time and opportunity to strike.

Look at charts
Is the macd crossing one way or another on the 4 hr and does that correspond with the daily or weekly?
Is it oversold/bought.

Is it going to crab,go up,go down,or are you unsure?(this is an option to play on as well)
How does this correspond with option pricing and movement momentum, combined with candles.

Go forward my sons and learn

>>15702835
The point is, you gotta accept it as it is and then do what you can within that reality.

Devise strategies. I’m still figuring out how I would raise a kid if I find myself in that situation. Socially crippled if i never let them use a smartphone, but let them get one and they’ll get get porned and clowned.

>>15702577
>>15702484
they did an offering

>>15702647
some things, you want to hold forever
holding for 1 year+ means long term capgains tax rate

>>15702815
he's been posting a lot more than usual for the last week or so. I'm sure he'll be here soon, he usually shows up in the afternoon ;^)

>>15702647
Most of the people here save for some are gen x/ boomers that only hold ETF or index funds and freak when it dips a percents the real traders are on wallstreetbets
I try to maintain a position in a security for as long as I see the dip rising back to highs then sell so about a couple months

>>15702927
Obligatory rh referral for a free stock

J referred you so you get a free stock. Claim this stock now without investing money first: https://invite.robinhood.com/josephr2732

>>15702952
is this my chance to get some LCI? Its the only /smg/ meme stock I don't have because it seemed oversold

>>15702952
I bought my puts waaaaaayyyyy too soon. Fuck options

>>15702973
Who knows how taxes will work in the future though.

>>15703018
>pumps over 100% in a month
now's your chance anon! buy high sell low and make /smg/ proud!

How do you successfully manage a dividend portfolio of individual stocks instead of index funds? I've been trying for one year now and while I slightly outperformed the S&P 500 and earned a higher yield on top, the self doubts and volatility are taking a toll on my mental wealth being.

>>15703004
cringe

>>15703018
Why dont you short it retard

>>15703097
Yes but it's made me money before.
A free stock is a free stock especially if it's apple or msft

>>15703018
It's good for the company in the long run
It might be trick to time an entry right in this situation, wait a bit (at least 3 days at a minimum, as a general rule) for the downward momentum to slow before you buy in, assuming this does tank the stock price in the short term

>>15701843
>Anti-semitism is a sign of a decaying society. Good luck blaming other people for all your personal problems.
>Christ haters
>market manipulators
>predatory lenders
>literally Satanists that drink blood and fuck children
yeah no

>>15703134
>>15703018
tricky*
ideally, scale into a position over time

>52 week low
>I buy
>goes lower
>i cry

Every tiem

>>15701843
Baiting this hard

What's y'all's buy in target for PLUG?

$GHSI 8k is out and looks like nothing but positivity

EROS earnings tomorrow. I bought a few shares to just gamble, really. Let's see if I can earn some Pajeet coins

>>15703156
>implying you wouldn’t

>>15702498
How is this still a company? What value so they offer that you can't get from Amazon or a whole saler for less?

>>15702927
Image saved for future research, I may just outright copy your holdings.

What's your take on this High Yield Investor from Seeking Alpha? I downloaded some spreadsheet he made and these seem to be what he holds

KO
PG
KMB
JNJ
HON
IBM
XOM
BA
T
VZ

Holy fucking lol and RIP anon that bought NKE puts.

>>15703084
>How do you successfully manage a dividend portfolio of individual stocks instead of index funds?

If you manage to figure that one out I'd like to know the answer. I am slowly starting to begrudgingly admit that managing individual stocks is ten times the work, five times the risk, and not worth the effort unless it's your full-time job. My conservative index swing trades have outperformed my yolo gambles significantly in the last three years. Those index swings have only outperformed the market by maybe 5% overall since 2016. The problem is I'm stubborn to the point of masochism and it takes time for my opinions to change.

Well shit. Pelosi is starting an inquiry.

Do I sell?

>>15703347
Still here, didn't buy em. Decided to sit it out because of uncertainty and nike's reputation for meeting earnings

>>15703379

Nah. Or maybe. S&P's chart looks like shit but Pelosi's stupid IMBEEEEEECHment quest has nothing to do with it. It seems she's trying to go after the Donald for allegedly speaking with the Ukraine about dirt on Creepy Joe Biden and Son? Sounds weak to me.

>>15703347
I'm fucked. I also have money in crypto. Gonna hang myself now. Anyone want free stocks?

>>15703440
It depends on how much of trump’s line you buy. If you like him because you think he’s draining the swamp and shit, then sure.

I think where there’s smoke there’s often fire though, there’s a lot of smoke here, and Mueller in no way exonerated him.

Orange man meh. Just another crook in office. Not the first and not the last.

I’m sick of fucking losing money.

>>15703490
Your btc donations are appreciated fren.
3NHsViymg4i9QajzU3ZQmHu5buPRvnK3k3

IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY OPENED MAGATARDS SEETHING
WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW BOOMERS AHAHAHAHAH

>>15702647
today i day traded (10 trades) i only hold for 6+ months if caught the bottom >>15702621

>>15702392
Don't do it Anon. Invest harder, to prevent you from wasting money on your other vices.

Live as a penitent, dividend-collecting monk.

>>15703323
It's all basic bitch shit but it works.
Bc w too high yields tho

>>15702988
If you're older you probably have more money to play with which means you can make safe bets that have large dollar amount returns and still out warm the people making high risk gambles with low sums.

>>15702886
BT got delisted. They were 61% of my portfolio, now I can't sell.

>>15703554
What else?
For now, I sip.
I dip and buy dips.

At some point, my hands will be nothing but bleeding knife wounds.

>>15703508

My perspective on the deal is the democrats have been overly desperate to pin something, anything, on him. I think they're wasting their time with these witch hunts and should focus more on making sure they have a decent candidate going in to the election.

>>15703640
OOF

>>15703640
Why?
https://topforeignstocks.com/2019/08/15/bt-group-plc-bt-adr-to-delist-from-nyse/
It was known

>tfw your SUNE shares rise from the grave

>>15702188
Up 30% today

Combination of NIO puts, VXX calls, and GDX calls.

Thank you shitty Chinese car manufacturers and retarded politicians (and their voters :))!

Damn, Yahoo getting rekt.
Thanks Marissa Meyer #qween

>>15703669
I hate the nuDems and nuReps.

Pelosi was fighting this for a while now, while trump does everything he can to push the Dems towards the left, picking on AOC so her faction gains momentum.

>>15703415
Close call! Wish I'd remembered to buy at least a couple shares

>>15703490
This has happened before in crypto, I wouldn't be too worried. Your NKE money is gone though :(

>>15703670
>>15703692
Yeah, I knew, I just didn't know exactly what that would mean.
I hope they still play dividends.

>>15703623
Otherwise get fucked by taxes yeah?

These seem like good holdings for a tax advantaged account. I'm afraid if I buy in my brokerage accounts, taxes will eat my face. I already get raped every year because I have my own LLC.

>>15703669
0% chance anything happens it helps Trump tremendously these retards keep pushing impeachment

>>15703262
>Coomer posting some ugly Photoshop slut

>>15703018
I'm eyeing this also. was waiting for a >25% correction...i'll see tomorrow

>>15703721
This "checkmate" move is playing right into Trump's hands.
People are going to want to know what that phonecall was about and why an American vice president was using pay to play tactics with a foreign nation for personal game,and to black mail them into not prosecuting bidens son Hunter
>Hunter Biden
Remember that fucking names because youre going to be hearing alot about him.

Oh yeah they also gave Hunter 50k a month.
Trump has pushed them so far left now that Biden was the only (((reasonable))) choice,the pedo campaign on him was effective but this may be his final blow.

>>15703721
>I hate the nuDems and nuReps.

Indeed. I'm a leaf and feel similar about the major parties here in the tundra. Libs shit, PCs shit, NDP mega shit, and the Quebec party but they don't matter, I don't mind the Quebec party much and respect their province-centric thinking.

Anyway. Only candidate I want to vote for is Max Bernier and he is not going to be winning the election next month as his party is too new, too small. Still going to vote for him. My riding will go to the PCs as it always does.

>>15703771
This is why I think the dems are wasting time and effort on it. Don't go after the king unless you're sure you're not gonna miss, kinda thing.

>>15703762
Look up dividend traps.
Honestly Just buy a buncha O and vglt and forget it

When all is said and done this is my top 4 holdings, hopefully starting in 2020 if the Holy AMRN Buyout happens by this Christmas.

Target 2050 Retirement Fund - $10,000 Seeded, 1k added per yr for 30 yrs like clockwork.
T-babies - 250 shares or 10k (whichever is less). Let Drip work for 30 yrs
Shwab S&P 500 Fund - $1000 seeded, add $600 a yr for 30 yrs like clockwork.
Disney $600.00. Let Drip work for 30 yrs. Yeah it's the lowest one, but fuck it, it's Disney.

Also plan to stick a fat wad in my 1% savings account (Non touchable for 30 yrs) at add to it each month. Got another savings account that gets a shitty 0.25 rate but I just use it for "shit happens" deals.

>>15703180
>A stock that is at its all time low can never be there because it's a shit stock

>>15702659
SUI is a great one, basically never goes down.

>>15703554
Hold onto my inverse 3x index of course. When they get blown the fuck out, I'll buy back in.

>>15703733
>I hope a delisted company pays divs
Anon, I...

>>15703508
>A lot of smoke
He said for the 1000th time this year alone
>Didn't exonerate
Nigga that isn't how criminal justice works. A person is innocent until proven guilty. The prosecutor has the obligation of proving a person committed a crime, not the inverse.

>Mfw I can't find any evidence that you're not a rapist

>>15703808
>I’m a leaf
Apologize.

>>15703856
I really wanted to... I really did!
It’s too late now though, too late to even buy some SH

>>15703372
The first months didn't bother me because I felt the rush of being an investor and putting my money to work, but now it stresses me out. If my yield wasn't much higher than an ETF solution I'd switch in a heartbeat. There isn't a low-cost alternative to replicate my yield because unfortunately I live in Europe where expense ratios are high and fund selection lacking.

I'd love to be able to buy a mix of VYM + VNQ + VGLT and be set.

>>15703901
>Apologize.
sorry

>>15703905
>I'd love to be able to buy a mix of VYM + VNQ + VGLT and be set.

Is this a sound strategy for diversification? There are several decent look high yield funds out there:

FDL, HDV, PEY, SPHD, VYM

Best place to throw $900 laying around in my IRA and just forget about it? Maybe a high yield reit?

You guys want to know a real stock to short.
Look up party City and short the pops

There is a massive helium shortage and they've shut down 46 stores this year bc of it. You won't be able to buy ballons anymore soon.

Also ADP is America's number one producer of helium and pays a div.

>>15703899
Indeed. But trump and the maga crew have been touting mueller as an exoneration.

The guy basically said he wouldn’t have charged trump regardless of what he found, in light of the justice department policy on indictment. It would be charging someone with a crime and denying them their legal right to a fair and speedy trial.

Mueller was not acting as a criminal prosecutor.

>>15703971
Wtf? Why do I only think now of it?
Buy helium. It naturally moves up.

Uggghhh I think vix is going even higher and I’m toooo laaaaateeeeee

TMF is at the top of its bollinger range tooo :( and I own no gold, only small amount of stupid paper silver!

>>15704020
Based and punpilled

>>15703979
Trump has a 52% approval rating after today it will be much higher

He just won 2020 easy because Polosi was dumb enough to take the bait

>US President getting impeached, politics become more and more divisive and ungovernable, may elect a socialist next year
>British parliament completely immobilised and about to fall off the no deal abyss
>French and Italian politics still a disaster with radical parties strengthening in polls every day
>Germany about to enter recession
>Spain getting crushed to death by rising asset prices, low employment and huge debts
>China getting fucked by US tariffs and on the verge of a banking crisis
>Japan still in stagnation 30 years after 1989
>World nearing end of economic expansion, negative yielding debt becoming the norm, gold and silver spiking


Dare I say it boys...

>>15704053
Europe is fucked and China is fucked, US is the place to be

>>15704052
Lol I don’t think there’s a post stupider in this thread than yours my dude
It’s over for trump now that he has the mark on him he won’t see another term UNLESS the trade war is finished and now he has no choice because China is going to stall out until impeachment or next election CAUSE THEY KNOW HES DONE
Trump is OUT

>>15704052
Seems to me like she’s just being pulled along kicking and screaming.

As for re-election, my theory remains unchanged: Economy stays crabbing, trump wins, BUT steep economic downturn/recession and we get a dem (pray its Biden)

How are the Vanguard target funds as far as a 401k goes?

>>15704090
Warren has already won the nomination

>>15703979
Free things.
>Indeed. But trump and the maga crew have been touting mueller as an exoneration.
Because it is. The original focus of the investigation was to look into Russian interference into the 2016 election and to see if the Trump campaign played any part in that. The results found that ZERO Americans conspired with the Russians. That means the original focus of the investigation found that he did not commit a crime. This means they move the goal post to obstruction.
>The guy basically said he wouldn’t have charged trump regardless of what he found, in light of the justice department policy on indictment. It would be charging someone with a crime and denying them their legal right to a fair and speedy trial.
Wrong. He (Mueller) walked back that statement no less than 30 minutes later when pressed on it. Indictments were raised on people for all kinds of things during the investigation. None of those things related to Russia. But people have been prosecuted as a result of the investigation so to say he couldn't raise charges is just false. If he had evidence of a crime committed, it was literally the point of the investigation for him to bring it up but he didn't because he found no actual crimes. Again. Prove that you aren't a murderer. I haven't found went evidence to support the claim but you sure are a bad guy in my head so you better get jail until we can prove you didn't kill anybody.
>Mueller was not acting as a criminal prosecutor.
Again. He recommended charges to a lot of people for a lot of things not related to Russia. If there were anything. Those people would be in jail for things other than tax evasion.

>>15704053
Destroy all currency and base all values on pirate doubloons.

>>15704138
Few things*

>>15704061
>15 Trillion in debt
>demand for $ amplifies debt as us is only country left with bond yield
>corporate debt higher than ever
>place to be

How do markets react to impeachment?

>>15701738
I bought yesterday and I'm getting absolutely JUSTed

>>15704138
>He (Mueller) walked back that statement
I’m talking about the written executive summary. I cbf to read the full report.

>>15704170
There won’t be an impeachment

>>15704164
Yeah, best house in a bad neighborhood

>>15703824
AMRN wont be bought out by christmas. With all the the cash they have on hand, it wouldnt shock me if they run their own thing for ~6 months before hammering out an amazing deal with BP. With that new shiny sales force of theirs, they have all the cards in their hand that they need to play this slow and calculated.

>>15704090
How about this?
Trump loses and we get a dem as president => everything crashes (because this happens from time to time and that time is soon) => people will never vote dem again.

>>15704197
I don’t know man. If we could get a third party, a fiscally conservative but socially neutral party out of it, I’d be all about that.

Stairway to Heaven technicals

>>15704197
If the US economy doesn't go into recession prior to next November, Warren or Sanders winning would obviously be the catalyst. I'd say equities down 30-40% for Warren, 40-50% for Sanders, assuming Democratic majorities in both houses. That said, these candidates might only have a shot at beating Trump if the US economy starts to fall off before the election, which I kind of doubt will happen so quickly.

>>15701983
My friend works there in a semi important position and told me not to buy. Not kidding

>>15704187
The executive summary is out of date friend. Please keep up. After reading his summary at the press conference Mueller said he had no intention of answering anymore questions or going before Congress. But what do you know, enough isn't enough so Congress summons him to testify before then.
So here's what happens
>Mueller gets asked by Dems if he didn't try to prosecute Trump because of olc opinion of prosecuting a sitting president
>He answers yes
>Entire msm shits their pants in unison. Trump is finally done
>Break for recess
>Mueller comes back and says he needs to adjust his previous statement because he's under oath and says the the olc opinion was NOT a factor is deciding not to prosecute
>Contradicts the report several more times
>It becomes clear he didn't write a single word in the report and likely didn't even read it
>Everyone tries to pretend the Mueller report never happens
>Fast forward to current day where we can pretend the latest bombshell will finally end Trump
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/robert-mueller-provides-correction-to-testimony-about-not-charging-trump
>“That is not the correct way to say it,” Mueller said. “As we say in the report and as I said at the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.”
>We can't prove orange man didn't commit a crime

It greatly helps Trump in the election. Anyone saying otherwise is suffering from TDS. Like the entire Dem party.

>>15704347
It doesn’t just help him, the election ended today

>All meme stocks tanking
>VIX +14%
Decided to sell another 5% of my portfolio.

>Do the opposite of what /biz/ says
T-thank me later guys

>>15701510
Do you think youve got a broad enough variety there?

>>15704246
>argentinia all over again
Those things things can make you rich in a single day. I missed brexit, trump winning and argentinia
Even if there's only a 2% chance of him losing it might be very well worth it to buy a few far otm puts before. I don't know if it's so unlikely that the dems win. I'm not living in the us so I might not be the best one to judge this but people initially voted for him because he was an outside force and hoped he would change politics a bit and be more of a (the people)-guy and because they hated Hillary. Hillary is not an issue anymore and he's also no wildcard anymore. I also don't know anyone who doesn't have a bad opinion about him due to media propaganda and them not being able to handle his shitposts and memes.
I'm not sure where this is going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBzujm-cF8

>>15704379
Time to buy big.

>>15704081
>my dude
I think you are on th wrong website my faggot

>>15704246

>which I kind of doubt will happen so quickly.

6-8 months is plenty enough time for a market top to happen and then a subsequent 20% or 30% correction to take place.

>>15704347
Pretty much this. Now is the time to gamble. Seriously guys. Predictit, free fucking money to gamble on trump not being impeached. Odds are fucking nice, like 50% return. Sadly max bets are $850

>First day of a broader selloff
True? Can't decide if I should pick up some after hours inverse-index, or take some profits/losses before I get slaughtered.

Why did I buy anything but MSFT and JNJ, ever?
Fuck tech, finance, weed, vaping, the cloud, everything.

Still green in pharma, but maybe I should get the fuck out.

>>15704305
>that pic
Smile direct club is moving into the UK...

I'm not sure how that says the executive summary is out of date. He refused to give the dems a win like that, wouldn't say it was due only to that factor that he didn't charge trump.

I think Mueller really did not want the attention. He's the opposite of Comey. He just doesn't want to get his home malotoved by retards.

>>15704442
This website seems like such a scam...

>>15704053
yeah it all looks fugged. The overnight repo stuff is the biggest red flag for me.

>>15703066
>LCI
>pump
u mus be nu. It's called a correction

>>15700355
>bought weekly calls before close today

>>15704462
semper fi laddy

>>15704458
>Leaf makes claims about things he doesn't understand
APOLOGIZE

>>15704053
I'd like to buy some happening default swaps

not a bad day

>>15704488
no apologies on that one.

Whoever suggest I buy puts on NIO I love you.

>>15704456
> a scam
Well it is supported by like every university in the country so it probably is a scam.
Still great for making cash on easy bets

Does someone trade the asian markets. Sometimes in the night at 3 am I think
>Some trading would be nice now
and everythings closed.
I'm not into cfds and futures

>>15704456
>I'm not sure how that says the executive summary is out of date. He refused to give the dems a win like that, wouldn't say it was due only to that factor that he didn't charge trump.
Look at it like this. You're close. The original executive report implies that Mueller couldn't persecute because of the office of legal council. At the hearing he gets questioned on this and he originally says yes. This is huge because it means there are crimes to be prosecuted but they just need to wait until he's out of office. BUT, he walks that back and says they couldn't prove definitively that he DIDN'T commit a crime. Read that again. Be couldn't prove that he DID NOT commit a crime. In this dumb niggers mind, it is the job of a prosecutor not to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, but to prove the lack of guilt.
This isn't how the legal system works and so they will forever get blown the fuck out. It's why nobody with any sense mentions Mueller anymore. When it's proven that the Ukraine thing is a non issue and likely just a trap to get the media to talk about Joe Biden using the vice president to get his son onto the executive board of a Ukrainian energy company, the Dems are gonna have to pretend they didn't just begin impeachment precedings. The other Anon is right. They just handed Trump a second term.

>>15704462
Is that a good thing or not?

Does someone have some fa on $ulta?
A gap close after ea drop is almost normal here but this is the first ea which they have missed + the gap is enourmous.

>>15703218
>y'all's
>all's
>'s
What... What is that supposed to mean?

>>15703158
What happened to the stock anyway? Tutes get out cause this is a safer bet? Who's doing this after market close?

>>15704551
I have 2 puts I threw at it from talk earlier and am kicking myself I didn’t sink money into it

>>15703372
>>15703905
Easy. Stop being wrong

>>15703971
I didn't realize helium was such a hot commodity.

>>15704579
Absolutely deluded magatard that hat is way too tight nigger
Face it when trump is out in front of the senate what are you going to do? The boomer era is over and trump just finished it up paving the way for people with actual visions
Game over

>>15704642
It's r9k's recommended way to off yourself

>VIIX calls shot up today, DB puts too
>BTC hedge's losses were smaller than those gains
>LCI loses my portfolio an extra 1% today

didnt this happen like one year ago, exactly?
>the pattern is starting to reveal itself

>>15704579
>>15704579
When you have a predictable and moronic enemies such as the main stream media and the dems in the house, they strategies don’t need to be that complex

>>15704693
Nice counter argument. The Senate is majority republican. Turtle man will tell them to fuck off and the motion will die when the next Congress forms. Must you people be force fed lessons in ethics at every turn?

SGMO-ANON

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

yes i have a buy limit at $10.00

>>15704693
ur correct, in a way. not this one tho. 2024 he'll be out, no hope for a republicuck to beat the left after Trump. bourgeois commies enter stage right, nazis stage left. God gave us a choice last time, and we chose the wrong side. now he's coming back.

>>15704708
Is this picture me?

When will the dem recession end, so the bulls can play?

LCI coming back up

>>15704739
It says right at the top. Short sells made up 66% of the days trading activity.

>>15704556
wait... impeachment is just congress, so they don't need the senate? So technically he could be impeached without the republicans, who would then refuse to convict in the senate?

So... "will not be impeached" is not the sure bet it seems like. Because impeached isn't the same as "kicked out of office"

>>15704579
I still think the only thing that matters for his second term his how long he can stave off the recession.

>In this dumb niggers mind, it is the job of a prosecutor
He wasn't acting as a prosecutor
>he walks that back
Precise language matters to mueller. He is fine with the implication "that Mueller couldn't persecute because of the office of legal council," but he's not fine saying that it's the only factor that matters.

>>15704642
Non-renewable resource, once it escapes we can't really get it back. Just floats up through the atmosphere like oil in water. Until LMT's Skunkworks masters nuclear fusion...

NEW

>>15704791
>>15704791
>>15704791

>>15704786
By congress I mean the house.

>>15704636
>Stop being wrong
duly noted

>>15704164
*22 trillion

>>15704786
So?

>>15704786
House + Senate = Congress
Also, house is who voted to decide weather impeachment trial is too happen or not, Senate is the ones who would vote Yes or no, to impeach the president

" Impeachment" can refer to the trials and official investigation, not just the act itself

I think two presidents have had impeachment proceedings against them, one resigned, one was not convicted ( Nixon was impeached, aka trial was done in Congress, but he resigned before Congress passed a verdict, and Clinton was impeached, but he was not convicted, so continued being president)

>>15705426
So betting on Trump not being impeached is not a sure thing, as this anon nicely explained:
>>15705553
>Clinton was impeached, but he was not convicted, so continued being president
thanks!

>>15704196
If this happens I've got a plan already in motion. Pretty much all my long term investments are already seeded/rolling along just not at the levels I'd like yet so while I wait for the fat wad cash infusion I'm just letting them work. Plan to dump some more over into them in December.

>>15705553
Actually three. Andrew Jackson. He was the first. Kept being president by just a single vote. If one more member of congress had voted yes things would've been different. Also, the Vice president is technically the head of the senate, just in modern times he only shows up to cast a vote if a tie occurs. Still it's in the Constitution and has not been changed so the vice president is still the de facto head.