/biz/ - Business & Finance

sergey's eyes scare me
he looks determined, and dead
what does he know?

>>15641378
He's in the process of becoming the first human oracle. That was his purpose all along

>>15641370
Is this Ontology connection new for Chainlink?

>>15641397
I donno man it's all a tiresome blur

>>15641392
>becomes redpiled on jews
>makes btc
>takes time out to study philosophy
>has a good idea
>makes link a central part of the financial system
>makes more money
>then he crashes the whole international market
>jews lose their power
>he uses his vast btc reserves to purchase a private army to enact the final solution

"Some ass-faggots on a mongolian drum challenge fly fishing forum from the 2000s can kiss my greasy ass. These horse shoe enthusiasts can polish my knob then shine my chainlink. They'll get tired after the constant paid promotion and 40 threads that I just keep popping up. God Damn, I love that shithole India. I literally came up with this bullshit on the fly,saw airdrops popping off on 4weasel and quietly plotted and schemed like the russian jew I am, to create my own horseshit token with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting... Ahh yeah I'm a masochist retard!"

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country. Just gotta hire more fucking pajeets" He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200? All paid by retarded NEETs like yourselves, yeah just keep making threads, ughhhhh"

"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff... All on my dollar, I really am a 2D simpleton NPC moron."

"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy.

"Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs."

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

who's the qt asian on the left

>>15641378

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15641370
he looks enthused about chink scams

>>15641422
Checked. 1k hours in mspaint confirmed

>>15641370
Imagine holding a literal who shitcoin logo expecting to gain some sats thanks to another shitcoin which recently shat the bed. The absolute state of this bear market.

>>15641370
>Adelyn’s knees

>>15641507
Sergey often stares at them for answers to the oracle problem

>>15641370
Holy shit, what went wrong? How did Sirgay go from looking like this to a fantasy within two years?

>>15641607
Oracles not even once.

>>15641408
R U S S I A N H A C K E R S

>>15641370
just it do

>>15641370
Not a single one with good taste in shoes. Extremely bullish.

>>15641370
Pic is so scammy desu

I can't look away

>>15641422

>>15642400
look at her eyebrows

>>15641370
she is so unbelievable ugly, even for a gook

>>15641370
I hope he keeps dumping tokens to buy her massive zeppelin like H Cups. Big titty tiger mommy. Wouldsuckleon/10

>>15641370
Sergey looks depressed. What if he kills himself? Would chainlink die?

Say Mixicle 3 times in front of the mirror in the dark holding a candle and see tiger mommy behind you

>>15642428
It would be extremely painful.

>>15642428
Sergey is the visionary, but his vision for Chainlink is all laid out and the actual implementation is more Steve's thing.
It would be like Apple after 2011.

>>15642437
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>15642441
For who though?

>>15641370
whos the goddess second from left

HOOOLY SHIT

> 3 PEOPLE WITH A HEXAGON ON THEIR SHIRT
>HEXAGONS HAVE 6 SIDES
> 666
> CHAINLINK IS THE WORK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL

OUGHT THIS BITCH. SELLING RN

>>15642447
>>15642441
>>15642428


https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/210608


> Association between obesity and depression has repeatedly been established. For treatment and prevention purposes, it is important to acquire more insight into their longitudinal interaction.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP SERGEY HE IS GOING TO OFF HIMSELF!!!

>>15642428
>What if he kills himself?
this would immediately put the 35% scare off the books.

>>15642449
>For who though?

For you.

>>15642686
Kek

>>15641370
mmm tiger mommy

>>15641422
my sides

why won't Sergey buy some kneepads for Adelyn?

>>15642601
so, what if we kill him?
in minecraft?

>>15641370
Who is that bitch on the left looking at? Me or the Camera?

>>15643295
Is she a new member of the team? She's got a Link shirt

>>15642428
The dude is stoic af

>>15641370
I can't believe I've fapped to Adelyn before. She looks like she is 50. What is going on with her knees? No regrets fapping to second from left and middle though.

>>15641370
Holy fucking shit, just look at that posture of dominance. How can the chinks compete when serg gets the pussy wet just by "being"

>>15641418
Someone give sauce pls

>>15641616
>heavy duty

>>15641370
>be commie socialist
>wear nike and have apple products
everytime

>>15644344
Checked. Man I donno about china they don't seem interested and just play on their phones

>>15641422
>the Big Mac chad vs the virgin pedo