/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15636537
based

>>15636537
Yikes! I'm not ready yet. Hold me.

What does this mean exactly and how long do I have?

>>15636569
it means take out 100k in student loan debt because 100k will be a weeks wage in the future

>>15636569
unironically

>Zero hedge
>Article written by tyler durden

Into the trash it goes

>invested in a gold hedge fund literally 20 before rates got cut.

Maximum comfy.

>>15637020
gold is down today retard

>>15637091
So? When inflation hits, gold will skyrocket.

>>15637091
>measuring gold in Good Goy Points

>>15637009
t. Doesn't know that most writers for ZH use the "Tyler durden" moniker.

>>15636537
Seems like deflation is knocking on the door.

>>15636845
Yeah, and spend it all on gold and silver, and gtfo the west.

>>15637901
Am I supposed to take them seriously?

>>15638438
You're suppose to have something to say when you speak.

>>15636537
Shhh

Don’t spook the goy

>>15638498
Seems like most zerohedge writers didn't get that memo

>>15636569
It means BTC 100k EOY

Have you not noticed the markets dont care? SPY shorts getting rekt daily and soon to be even more rekt

>>15637142
You mean deflationary spiral/stagflation.

Reminder zerohedge has accurately predicted 200 of the last 2 recessions.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING
LOOK AT CHARTS
GET IN CRYPTO/ROCKS NOW

>>15638547
Lol
Seriously though /biz/, what am I supposed to do with my 401(k). Is there a way to move it to something safe and recession proof without the early penalty? And then what

If more dollars are needed in the system just start offering savings accounts paying 3% or more interest. Massive amounts of cash would then be deposited into banks by old people desperate for interest income.

It’s literally nothing.

>>15638571
No you can’t cash out without a penalty and now all your shit is going to be worthless
But hey atleast you didn’t have to pay tax on all those contributions kek

>>15638542
WTF is up the with stock market shills? Every time this news gets posted the spy shill shows up and uses "hip" language to convey their thoughts. Jerome is that you?

>>15637009
You naive faggot. Zerohedge is made up of contributors with a lot of experience in large investment firms who all share the same pseudonym to avoid outing themselves. It is the highest IQ econ newsfeed in existence. Fucking KYS

reminder: 1 DOGE = 1 DOGE

>>15639478
QE always pumps the market. It's literally designed to steal from poorfags to pay off richfags. The market will do fine, the dollar, less so. But it'll still be the best currency out there

>>15638438
Are you a fucking roastie? What's your problem with Tyler durden? Did your read the article?
If a guy named hugh Janus posted the cute for cancer would you read it or mock his name? Grow up and stop posting.

>>15639262
Oh but citizen we have trillion dollers government debt. We can't have high interest rates. Ples trust us.

>>15639486
dude you are fucking naive i regularly make published contributions and barely managed to graduate high school

>>15638056
More like dilation.

>>15639843
>But it'll still be the best currency out there
Time's running out, boomer

>>15636845
Normies like to laugh that Trump "is not actually rich" cause hes "Billions in Debt" XDD debt is literally free money.

I wonder how much money TylerDurden lost throughout the 2019 Bull Run? He must be borderline suicidal by now.

>>15640197
I have been reading doomsday zerohedge articles forever and I'm still making money.

>>15637020
That Hedge will get seized by the FED for a second time, not even Schedule III banks will escape. My Gold is in my bedroom wall like you have to break the wall to get to it
>made a massive hole in my wall because autism
>Stored Gold in it before fixing
>comfy

>>15640555
What happens when your house burns down dum dum? Put it in a safe dude

>>15640625
then his gold is fine

>>15640625
it will form a beautiful lump of gold which is fine since i don't have any coins, only bars. If u have coins get a safe.