/biz/ - Business & Finance

ummm first for fuck elon musk, fuck tim apple, and god bless donald trump.

Old bread :>>15587444
Baggie you forgot to add the last thread!
>>15597780
nice time digits tho

shit.. im a fucking catholic... self hating ancestor unapproving... reluctant christian.... im fucking going to go to church today and meet the priest again, and be drunk and leave early not accept eurcharist and shit, and fuck it im going to be an asshole... but meh i'll be ok.

i hate how i was never jewish enough... the next time i ask the cantor... i go and pray with him.... rosh hashanah is our new year and this will be three years i ask to be a jew....

whats on the grill tonight baggie

>>15597816
if you have to ask... i literally made matzo ball soup... i had no carrots, but its got onions garlic celeary.. uhh the matzah hand rolled with a kosher blend of seasoning including selzter water to get it springing and tasteful.... smultz from the chicken plate, and the chicken is in the soup too...

damn i had like a few bowls... the balls are fluffy and perfect, should have some carrots... i didn't have any, but it's delicious broth with the onion and garlic and chiicken... i mean.. it's fucking so tasty... people might be looking forward to my cooking in the future...

>>15597816
>>15597856
aparently dick heads believe in losing money and not giving a fuck about investments..

fools reached bump limit and are on page nine just swimming in a drowniing ship... the captain gets new bread...

OMG I FOUND PENDYS BOARD!!! CUTE/MALE

>>15597892
>he doesn't brows /cm/

i might be gay... because sometimes while im having sex i think about bret baier and how tough his acceident in montana must have been, but i allow him into my home every night at 6 for special report... and i truely think he's one of the last real journalists this country has.

is it gay if i was in an airport waiting for a flight just like him and gave him and his wife and children the dignity they deserve... seeing people run up and accuse him of wrong doing... it really places me in a spot of humilty... the fact even on vacation he gets attacked and accused of wrong doing just because he works for fox news... the way he handled it was precise and clear.. the funny thing was his kids running around he had one on his lap, but... brets a larger man than you'd expect him to be.... and he's actually jacked in ways only body builders are... like the guy doesn't need security and deals with his problems the way a father should...

this might be my favorite track jes sung... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N429OkQ4qt4

i was lucky enough to catch avicii live twice... this remix will always be my favorite thing he ever touched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8L7UHzv2d0

>>15598069
wait this is about a broad losing her virginity isn't it, and getting fucked? but she loves it so it's ok..

How will brexit effect the UK stock market?

>last thread almost made it to 400 posts
wow you boys are crazy

>>15598108
priced in faggot.

>>15598125
i was screaming we were on page nine... sorry i forgot to link last bread but ya know the bump limit rules... to be honest ima take my favorite bible verse and addendum to the op.

4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of the LORD forever.

the difficulties we experience in our darkest times prepare us for what is to become. if we have never experienced darkness we would never know how to shelter from harm... ashes to ashes and dust to dust, may this boat overflow, and their souls live forevermore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myC77TiAlkA

>>15597759
It's nice. I also shared these links on my account in the Howdoo app

the everflowing cup in the lord's name
amen
you are all now blessed and you can do what ever you want with your money, my service was free of charge... i only ask of you to do something nice this week for a stranger, and if they ask why, just tell them the lord has blessed your bounty and you want them to do something nice for some one else as well.

>Baggie is just a want to be kike.
imagine my surprise

>>15598604
wait I thought it was the opposite

alright boys, now that we've gotten our drunkenness and/or schizophrenia out of the way what's going on around the world and how can we profit from it at open?

I'm thinking the Saudi oil strike will be a non-event for oil prices,and in even more important news it looks like Wendy's (where most of us make six figures as cooks) is going to go the breakfast route, which may help stop it's slide into death and a good chance to take advantage of these cheapies if it pays off.

Someone tell me what to buy.

>>15598932
buy my book and a subscription to my website

;^)

>>15598932
A hedge, we’re in for a bumpy ride

If you didn’t load up on NET Friday you’re missing the moon on Monday idiots

Surprised Little Ceasers pizza is still family owned/private after all this time. You'd think with the founders almost you know "retirement" age or damn near old age that they'd be bought or ipo'd by now. The bis is 60 yrs old.

All the other outfits is public.

>>15599070
Isn't that how it normally works. Founders give up control or die then whoever inherits the company don't want to do jack shit running it so they sell it for a fat wad?

How are you guys preparing for $1000 oil?

>>15599211
If we were going to war with iran, the asian markets would be on fire

>>15599218
has nothing to do with a war 200 million barrels were taken off supply (possibly much more) in addition to a new major risk premium has to be priced in

>>15599231
So . . .

If I’m loaded up with US shale players and RING and TLT, am I going to make it?

>>15597759
The hell is with that OP? A bull by definition is male and so cannot have boobs, if anything the character should look like pic related.

Anyway thinking of investing in dividend paying stocks only. Worse case scenario I'll at least be bag holding something that pays me a little money. NOK is an 'OK' divi stock. Only issue with it is that it only pays out once a year it seems.

My mom wants me to 'get a real job' but all I want to do is trade.

>>15599361
What are the Asia markets doing in reply to the Iran/Yemen/Mossad/CIA/Russian/FakeNewsdidn’treallyhappen oil attack?

WHEN IS THE NEXT BIG DIP??

I need a good entry point this fucking year like December 2018.

>be baggie
>be jew, technically
>be future man
>can’t seem to make good trades, future jews and robots always best baggie
>future jews laugh at baggie, tell baggiehow shit he is
>even the robots join in
>baggie jerks off with his own tears everynight
>future jews finally sick of his shit trading skills and continued hatred for goys that are still barely around in the future
>future jews get an idea
>send baggie to that past to live with goy, hoping his trading skills can bring them down once and for all

>>15599405
No idea. I just trade with Techbuds Solutions.

>>dont worry, the dip will not be unnoticed

I fell asleep and lost Conan. :(

>>15597759
SPY breaks under $300 Monday morn

Uso to $10 by oct

>>15597832
I knew you were one of them

>>15598125
Most of it was JUST us talking shit

Oil is going to be the biggest bull trap on Monday.
Everyone is stupid and focused on trade deal only

You JUST don't get it

>>15599524
So you telling me I shouldn't be investing in EXC? I dunno man, those quarterly divi payouts are pretty attractive to me. It also historically speaking hasn't dropped more than 8% in a week in the past 2 years. BUT it could be cause of Trump for all I know.

How high will snss go?

>>15599900
Depends on how long you hold it. To ASH? $2 easy. To FDA approval of Vecabrutinib? Probably more like $10

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MARKETS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO RETURN TO A GOLDEN BULLRUN! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HEADED INTO A RECESSION I WAS PROMISED CHEAPIES WHAT THE HELL!?

>>15600126
Just hop on then where we’re going we don’t need bears

I normally teach you people about why you should buy ETSY.

Today though there is a different stock.
You might remember her from that time when it popped up and delayed your postings on 4chan.

YES cloudflare, symbol NET.
It just had an IPO on friday.

Balance sheet is good, debt is limited.
Enough cash to pay off their accounts payable, plus more to go around.

Downfall and it is a big one:
They don't make money, they are losing millions a year. Now sales growth is growing faster than expenses, but who knows when it will be profitable.

Conclusion:
After you make your money in ETSY, put a little in NET (Cloudflare) for a long term hold!

>>15597803
have you read walker percy? because you are him

>>15600243
Also I don't like this:

>Early investors stand to make out like bandits, with lots of power

>As is the case with many tech unicorns, cloudflare is offering Class A shares in the IPO, which are currently dwarfed in number by Class B shares, which carry 10 votes compared with the one vote that a Class A share commands.

>>15599250
>RING
kek that cost me a lot of money back in the day, hope you have better luck than I

Jesus Christ, I know I'm gonna sound even dumber from saying this. But there are many stocks out there that pay out 10%+ annual dividends. To put that into perspective, you'll be lucky to get 2.5% from a bank savings account. It's really making me slightly mad thinking about it.

>>15597832
>>15599490
>Baggie is a Jew
lol you fucking LARPer you're not cool enough to get into my club. God wouldn't choose you if you had ten circumcisions and a nose the size of a jumbo jet!

>>15600545
don't forget about inflation. usually these stocks don't have a lot of dividend growth. sure, they have a big yield, but if it doesn't grow faster than inflation then you're just losing money.

LPTX!
>Leap Therapeutics initiated at Raymond James Leap Therapeutics resumed with an Outperform at Raymond James. Raymond James analyst David Novak resumed coverage on Leap Therapeutics with an Outperform and $5 price target. Novak believes Leap is in the early stages of identifying specific patient subpopulations most likely to benefit from treatment with its two novel immuno-oncology assets, TRX518 and DKN-01, both of which have generated compelling anti-tumor activity as monotherapies and in combination with chemotherapeutics and other immunotherapies.
Shit, why'd I trim so much barely above my basis? oh well~

>>15597759
hey nigger faggot TAKE YOUR FUCKING TRIP OFF WHEN YOU MAKE THESE THREADS GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

oh look it's going to be one of these threads. what's the point? why can't you people go to discord? can you stop drinking until 6am?

Apparently China is now promoting man-made meat and composite meat as alternative to pork

>>15598886
why do you think that the oil strike is a non-event? it's not only the destruction of production but also rising tensions. I think it is a good thing to long oil on for a couple of months at least

Hong Kong Stock Exchange say they won't give up their acquisition proposal despite being rejected by LSE

>>15600706
>>15600723
You seem upset :(

>>15600309
>>15600243
NET's fundamentals are so-so at best.
Insiders are selling off like crazy though and people in the company are taking profit.

I haven't seen a bloodbath like this since Slack's IPO (WORK) and Facebook.
There is no guarantee it will recover.

>>15597759
Based

>>15600545
>10%+
Yeah, sounds like a Dividend yield trap.
most stable, investment level, companies aren't going to pay that.

>>15600126
based 'return to normal' poster

>>15597759
Thoughts on TALO?

Thinking about buying some calls on it

>>15600801
don't use trips please also don't use them when making threads also you're a dirty namefag fuck you this isn't discord

(you)

>>15600849
I'm a nice namefag, fren. I also post as anon a lot. I understand your preference about not using a trip when making a thread but Baggie gonna Baggie.

>>15600871
Go back to /agdg/ Joshua.

>>15600573
>>15600573
I'll have you know Mr Yahweh from Saturn,my dickskin is intact and it feels great
Get the fuck back in your matrix cube,pinhead

>>15600839
Unless it's QYLD

>>15600845
I'm not familiar with the company.
But I do have some advice.
"Don't try to catch a falling knife"

If you don't know much about the company and are not solid on its future, it's just a gamble.
Just go put your money in the slot machine.

>>15600892
I feel like your ID says horseshoe and that's a good luck sign,whats your fav casino game,I've played holdem for years and now I've been trying to get into roulette,the spreads are fun,got any tips?

>>15600890
That's an ETF, not really the same thing as a "stock".
The fee is around 0.60%.

I don't think that the ETF / Index investment strategy is bad at all. You just need to be invested for a long amount of time.

>>15600723
Is there an smg discord?

>>15600909
When I go, I play for fun.
I personally like black jack. Usually it's very calm and you can have some good conversations.
Poker has a lot of sore losers and not as many people are in it for a good time.

I think that people forget that it's a GAME and not a way to actually make money.

>>15600616
>but if it doesn't grow faster than inflation
I'm not holding these for longer than month. I'm usually in and out by within a week.
>>15600839
Yeah, they are rare. The absolute best divi stock I've found so far is VGR, a tobacco and real estate company. Been paying out .35-.40 divi four times a year within last 5 years.

>>15600965
no discord is horrible don't join any trading groups on there or else you'll get constant invites to other people's competing pump groups or whatever thing some "investment guru" runs where there's special rooms you can pay for access to. anything popular is cancerous and anything small is the same for other reasons such as users who have cancerous spillover content from larger communities like whalepool or reddit or whatever.

it is all full of crypto shilling and people trying to take your money. anyone who isn't part of that is just parroting bullshit they read on whatever popular bla.

I've heard stocktwits mentioned here and there and I just glanced at it and it looks like the same cancerous bullshit

small forums are really the best thing I know of

>>15600723
If you had like 500 bottles of rancid olive oil how could you make money off it? What would you do with it?

>>15600880
>implying jews want you circumcised
One of the traditional functions is to discourage breeding with genetic undesirables from outside the tribe. You would think racial purity people would encourage that.

How long are you going to keep up this namefag bullshit?

>>15599423
This is irony, right anon?

everyone is saying oil will open up at 100,000 dollars per barrel
>proud shareholder of CVX and some BP

>>15600969
It's a game for me to specifically make these type of people angry,especially when I start grinding thier stack down.

As long as you're not the 1st or 2nd out in the game,you have a pretty good shot.

>>15600839
ara ara~
someone doesn't know about muh NEW REZ

>>15601011
could you share some of these small forums with us, anon?

>>15601011
>small forums are really the best thing I know of
This. There have also been a couple decent smallish, invite-only TG groups I've been a part of, but you have to contribute there regularly and halfway know what you're doing.

>>15601026
I've known one or two guys that have deals with restaurants and take their cooking oil to run their trucks. you could offset spending that way. Not sure how much it costs to do the conversion but you've got quite a bit of fuel, and I assume if you randomly have 500 spare bottles now you might again in the future.

old oil is also just oil. if you flip stuff I suppose you could use it to clean rust off stuff and lubricate old shit before pawning it off on someone else. that's not going to consume much oil though.

third option is to lie about the state of it and sell it to someone else. I've read a bit about olive oil a few years back and I think they found that some companies would blend as much as 5% rancid olive oil into theirs and some oil producers were just selling rancid oil to people straight.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/most-of-us-are-blissfully-ignorant-about-how-much-rancid-olive-oil-we-use/

>>15601095
fuck that last article here's the one

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minutes-overtime-how-to-buy-olive-oil/

>>15601026
Dilute it by 1/3 with some lavender oil ($2) and water (piss is free) and sell as a clitoral and labial skin rejuvit solution to roasties on eBay with an upcharge for shipping from your VPN in france.

Thanks that'll be 5% of your stake

>>15601061
Monday will be nothing but a form of bull trap you're going to get caught with your sissy pants down and It won't feel good this time like he usually does for you.

Did you also not read that gm workers went on strike? Too much bad news man

S&P breaks under 300 this week
USO to 10 in Oct

Oct always sells,if they recover and then hits all time highs after that is the question,which it probably will by then,but your calls will be long expired out of the money by then.

Why would the media,the timing of anystory sway you vs long term analytics.

You think this shits a game?
This shits chess it ain't checkers!!
You trying to lose it all or what?

>>15600993
>VGR
275.86% payout ratio

Whew, How are they swinging that? Do you have any data on Debt to assets?

>>15601083
It's another ETF

>>15601286
No, NRZ

>>15601204
Ah yes, the maker of fine cigarettes light Grand Prix, Liggett Select, and Pyramid. Known far and wide for their quality.

Apparently they also do stock splits in september, that are supposed to be rewarding for shareholders, but I'm staying the hell away from this one.

>>15600812
I'm not sure what you are talking about. Insiders have IPO agreements where they aren't allowed to sell. Generally they have to wait 3 to 6 months before they can even sell a portion of it.

>>15601187
I already own the shares I just need the gap up tommrow.
in other words Ive already check mated

>>15601086
find your niche. there are forums focused around specific industries and strategies. also stay away from the US-dominated part of the internet and you can find lots of high quality communities. I mostly talk with people overseas.

>>15601364
Like that Pajeeta shilling VRUS?
I think she may be right on AAPL calls, but I'm not spending that much money on options. I'd rather just buy shares.

Well got my buy order in for a few shares of EVFM stock effective upon market open on monday.

High is 12, Mid is 9, Low is 8

Price now? 5.48

As the drug gets ever closer to the FDA review I'd expect those numbers to climb.

Then of course my other golden goose AMRN

Ah the sweet smell of Profit

>>15601364
why are US places bad?

>>15601360
Lmao,you think you'll be able to take any action before the market moves??
That Shits gna pump then hit the fan 5 mins before open

I hope you had a hedge anon

>>15601484
Look they're already backstopping PLUS trump said he's gna pump oil output even more

Jesus Christ theres some much analytics against oil price going up right now that this Lil pump and dump scam has eveone unsure, tomorrow will be a fun whipsaw to burn your premium.

Well at least your losses will be offset by cheap gas prices
How long will you hold Anon?

>>15600748
what kind of man-made meat do you guys have in China?
they aren't talking about cannibalism yet, right?
China isn't supposed t0 go cannibal until 2021 at the earliest, median probability date is 2023

PING and DDOG release tomorrow any thoughts from this crap general with gen x losers and a few boomers?

>>15601484
it's not like the big guys are going out of business, oil has been due for a little bump and it looks like it's got one.

BP, EXO are fine, so are CVX and probably SLB. I don't want to be in oil, but I have no idea what you're on about.

fuck off namefig

>>15600849
ima start making threads with my trip just for you sweet cheeks

>>15601484
Youre just a Hater
Itll hold the gains for at least 10 minutes after open

>>15601585
I don't play IPOs

>>15601613
legit sad that I'll never be able to get with a girl whose thigh is the same size as my entire torso
science needs to make recreational mega-thots ASAP

>>15601585
Why not open a long strangle and play both ways if you're unsure?

>>15601613
Lemme draw it out in crayon for you asshole,
I'm going to speak nice and slow so you can comprehend and maybe I'll spark a braincell or two that's left in your thick head.
the companies aren't going out of business,
they're doing extremely well because there's so much abundant oil that prices can't help but free fall.
Trump cucked China and the Saudis long before these tarrifft stupid

One of his first moves was to boost oil production to the max,remember all the pipelines he's approved since inauguration
While you were crying about trainny
rights and other blm,I was paying attention to the real shit

Everyone not in the silent majority openly hates trump,thier blind rage also clouds thier trading bias...I use that to my advantage when you buy my put

Thoughts on credit card company stocks? If a recession hits and people still want their new stuff. Shouldn't they be the best companies to take advantage of that?

>>15601796
Tell me how lower or zero interest rates help banks and credit card companies Anon?
Womp womp
Go home kid

Gold is king

>>15600849
(You)
>>15601204
I'm not really sure how to calculate debt-to-assets. But for VGR I THINK it's 1.14 under the statistics section and under the 'balance sheet' label on that page. Investopedia says that the lower the number the better, seems to be doing better than google in that regard.

>>15597759
First week of doing options trading, I think i did pretty well considering i learned about it last monday.

>>15601419
>As the drug gets ever closer to the FDA review
I can't find a firm date for this, do you have one?

>>15601555
>tomorrow will be a fun whipsaw to burn
checked and kek'd, this is why I cancelled my calls. Oil is not going to pump at open. It'll just fucking craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab.

>>15601837
Real money managers want some exposure to financials. If rates are cut, they get bearish on banks, and put there money into fintech.

If Powell gets real dovish, money flows out of traditional banks and in to fintech (BAC goes down, MA goes up)

>>15601777
This "big dick lover" persona is already stale
>trainny
unironically
if railroads weren't pretty fucked and automated
I would be interested in working as an engineer/conductor
Trains are badass, a pretty energy efficient way of transport, and that's the shit our grandparents used.

>If you disagree with me or trump you must be another AOC loving leftist
Nah, big dick lover. But I would much rather have a smart wall using drones with infrared tech than a big concrete/steel mess

Also, AOC is right about literally one thing, and I wish boomers would get out of the way on this one.

>>15601858
you'll blow up kid

>>15601777
Big dick confirmed by lucky triple 7s

I’ll be here for the open, muppets. Plan your schedules accordingly. We can enjoy the fireworks (or not) tonight:

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/goldman-goes-lehman-weekend-oil-expects-chaos-when-trading-reopens

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY AM I HESITANT ON READING THIS FUCKING BOOK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>zerohedge
I guess they never hedge, huh?

>>15602117
I think actually they're hedging against the possibility of a price of zero.

>>15602026
Told you bro I'm not fucking around,I got bills and shieeet

My spxl puts gna get dat PayPa tomorrow playboy

We have one more good dip before new all time high.
Checkem

>>15602139
So they’re so committed to being perma-shorts that they put it into their name?

A price of zero would be truly earthshattering. Black would be white. The earth’s Gravity might reverse and send us all flailing into space.

DOGS OF THE DOW
WOOF WOOF

I-I got that tvix you like...
Wish I would’ve bought more, having .68% of my memefolio green isn’t a big reward.

Beats 0% though.

>>15602195

>>15602209
NOT THE DOW
WOOF WOOF
LEARN TO READ FAGGOT

>>15602221
I'm saying you can make your own basket dummy

>>15602257
NIGGER
WOOF WOOF
NIGGER

Anyone have more info on qyld vs qqqx vs kng for the very long term

M1 doesnt have kng so it qyld that's in my port for now...should I add qqqx? Maybe a safer yield at +7%
Looking at abbvie too but long term chart is horrible and shows a dump coming maybe wait on that for a better yield too?

>>15602195
my hound dog 3M inching its way back to 200 per share

>>15602262
Itll be ok doggo fren

>>15601563
>what kind of man-made meat do you guys have in China?
They are just like Chinese version of beyond meat

>>15602435
did they IPO yet or is it the Chinese government making it in top secret factories?

what is the name of it, what is the base protein and plant material they are using?
somehow it just seems like it must be processed human meat

>>15602504
Meat is meat, just get those necessary chins of amino acids, the source is irrelevant. Dogs, cats, humans, pigs, what's important is Belt and Road.

Prob starting in Nov/Dec I'll be dumping more money into my brokerage. By Nov I'll have a little cash stashed in case "shit happens" so I'll feel confident in resuming my T-baby buying spree.

Dump that money over in there and wait for a big nasty dip before I strike. Which if history is any guess won't be long in coming, thanks to Trump.

Waiting for series of events to happen like this; Dump money over, tax time hits - dump part of refund over, Nasty Dip happens, I strike like mad.

Please go back to the donald, we dont like 60iq faggots shitting up the place

I plan on buying 1 share of SPY every day it goes under 0.5%

Is that a bad idea?

>>15602674
its a good idea since only golden bulls will be making money for the next year

>>15602695
DRiP is all-in though

>>15602695
*acknowledge
also you should include something about never actually buying gold

>>15602674
what if it never goes under 0.5% O.o

>>15602504
One of the better known company in recent news is Zhen Rou, but they have just completed the seedling round of venture funding about two months ago, pretty faraway from getting listed onto stock market.
Impossible Foods have also mentioned the possibility of building a factory in China.
Zhen Rou use pea protein.

It should be noted that there are actually some traditional "vegetarian meat" in China, but they are comparatively less advanced in term of simulating the taste and texture of real meat.

>>15602717
>what if it never goes under 0.5% O.o

it does often though. I dont see why it wouldnt again

>>15602695
DRIP is all in and prudent

otherwise always long baby let it RIDE

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4288081-bilibili-inc-bili-ceo-rui-chen-q2-2019-results-earnings-call-transcript
I have just realized that there are websites which provide transcript for earning calls

>>15602784
woooo!
BILI to $100 EOY!!

>>15602717
>Hoards gold while shorting it

>>15602695
>aknowlage

Well I dunno George whadya think it'll do tomorrow George?

futures soon
the future, soon

I was just at a walgreens pharmacy and there was some 30-year old mystery meat (Indian?) brown girl going off about how badly she'd been mistreated and how much she wanted to speak to a manager.
literally throwing a tantrum right there. so glad that I make good money and don't have to deal with "customers" at my job

>>15603290
10 point drop in s&p tomorrow

Looks like trump just cucked that faggot "big dick trump" faggot kek

GREAT SCOTT

>>15603321
>tfw opened shorts Friday right before close

It's Bobo's time to shine

>>15602201
GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN’T I JUST MARKET BUY MORE TVIX

when do the vix futures open? They look completely flat to me.

>>15603401
Christ... I don’t know how you do it
Congrats!
RIP my utility-heavy SPLV

>>15603424
Nice. Bear money feels good because cheapies. Still very concerned about Powell honestly.

>>15603424
Futures are always down on Sunday night and rally on Monday morning then Monday rallies throughout the day I mean maybe you can close green on the open but that's pretty risky.

>>15603387
Trump's releasing reserves to bring oil price down stupid

>>15603470
Uhhh... this is not your typical Sunday night activity.

>>15603479
>Authorizing
>if needed
>to be determined

Just became a millionaire AMA

>>15603496
Don't get too booty blasted in the morning

S&P will dip under 300 till the fed meeting

>futures
IT'S ALL OVER

>>15603517
Tried to tell y'all all weekend,even got multiple dubs and trips on my posts.

Boy Karen I'm gonna be so nigger rich in the morning

>>15603517
>implying I didn’t raise cash on Thursday

I’m just trying to decide if placing a premarket order on something like TVIX or SQQQ will be worth it, or if the futures will have moved the market too much by the time 7:00 AM EST rolls around and schwab premarket opens.

>>15603582
Why in the fuck would you premarket-enter anything ever

Jesus Christ at least wait the first fifteen to establish a direction and volume flow

How much money do you lose a day?

BTW s&p broke under 3000 like I said
Think your smarter than the big boys playa?

Womp womp

>>15603602
Been doing pretty a lot better lately, making some solid crab moves, but I don't actually know how to use volume to learn anything meaningful.

Easiest money I ever made was from TVIX pre-market, the day the 10-2 inverted, just trying to figure out how much panic there's going to be tomorrow, and staunch the bleeding from my utilities. Do uti's get crushed when oil pops?

also called the ~10 point move downward

The market has sold on any news all year,and the slightest hint of bad news creates waterfalls.
This'll get bad before it gets worse and it also backs the fed into a corner.

Plays for the week

SLV
Goro -----calls

Spxl
Uber Lyft
Maybe bynd if it starts to complete h&s. -----puts

>>15603634
I think I have a uti

United States(Israel) just took out the only meanful oil producer in the world.
Oh no looks like conflict will take over this region
Guess we better stop all the oil being produced until its all resolved
Good thing we built all these fsctories to produce the worlds oil needs!
Oh no, looks like prices will be decided by the United States now.

>>15603656
>oil production in the permian ramps up again
This is a bad thing, how?

>>15603656
hehe

also FUCK Israel
BN just needed to stir up some regional shit to try and bump his chances of getting re-elected
so fucking sick of the middle east, it's been a bottomless money pit for the US the last couple decades
let them all rot

>>15603686
He's a shitskin

>>15603695
I hope it all backfire on the israel
I hope they get the highest gas prices too

>>15603709
This is a plan all along and why Trump has been fighting for Independence so that he can back out of the middle East and let them all murder each other while simultaneously making money selling all of them weapons to kill each other what a fucking genius man best president ever

>>15603720
So why did israel do this?

Boy sure is great age to live in sand niggars can't f*** us on pricing anymore

>>15603656
>>15603695
>>15603709
back to >>>/pol/, trumptards

>tfw long oil dividends and bought BAC puts on Friday
UHHHHH AHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOO
I'M COOOOOOOOMIN'

>>15603651
Should have been born with a smaller dick

>>15603750
>BAC puts on Friday

anon..

>>15603759
Look at futures, this is about to be a graphic week. 18th is the fed announcement.

>>15603518


CHEAPIES! CHEAPIES! CHEAPIES! CHEAPIES!
CHEAPIES!CHEAPIES!CHEAPIES!CHEAPIES!CHEAPIES!CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!

>>15603730
Now you're asking too many questions goyim

>>15603774
just like every other "the sky is falling" or "unstoppable golden bull" week we've had this year?
We've had posters all year who get too exposed and get snibbed, one way or another.

>>15603753
I'm sorry but facts don't care about your feelings s and p broke down like I said now you mad about it.

>>15603832
I'M TOO EXPOSED WHAT DO I DO?!

I keep alternating between thinking theres still time to make big money, and thinking I'm too late to even salvage my positions, and thinking meh fuck it who cares.

>>15603847
There are straddles too ya know

>>15603860
Eh... seems like the open will be too late to do anything, and you can't trade options pre-market

>>15603832
You sound like your trying to convince yourself that your safe. You gotta play both sides. No biasis.

quite calm market, wti no big impact on anything quite typical move. would like to see tiny correction prolly in dow and then fly with raising rates to new base camp heights

>>15603870
Wait till noon then open dummy,either way we're in the middle of a big deviation and it's gotta go one way and then back

Long SLV and any miners

>>15602026
What is your plan? What should I buy to take advantage of this drone strike situation?

>>15603932
This

Oh boy, what a time to own stocks.

Welp that was a quick pump and dump just to get the market to dump at open.
Short the bad news fellas if your smart

Golds about to take the fuck off tho

Dump anything not tech and you’ll make profit everything else is subject to a red day! Boomers gonna bleed hard this week
Fuck sand niggers hope they get a nuke for Christmas from Santa trump

>>15604006
+1 for fuck sand niggers

Fuck Uber got puts and fuck thier sand nigger CEO

Trump gna drop the hammer hard on Monday....hope the fed does us right bc they're the only saving grace now

>>15604006
Why would Pharma, consumer staples, or Defense be hurt by this?

Why woudl fucking Microsoft or Salesforce be helped?

I don't understand your thesis, but I agree that we need to crush Iran.

>>15603932

>>15604061
Use a trip so we can filter you

>>15604061
DUDE JUST PUT MORE LINES ON YER CHART

>>15604075
Because markets are synchronized.

>>15604075
Because markets are synchronized.

>>15604075
Because apparently markets are synchronized

So is now a good time to buy gold miners or just hold and sell my bags once they ramp up?

>>15604075
Synchronized markets

>>15604075
Markets be synchronized

I think maybe I picked... not the BEST time to get involved with investing...

>>15604196
>>15604196
>pokeyman poster
You're never gonna make it.

>>15603840
That makes absolutely zero sense as a response to what I posted.

>>15604075
Market synchronization

>>15604247
This faggot has been doing this shit all weekend. I wish he’d leave. Just a bunch of bullshit

news still talking more about e-cigs than ww3, fuck this gay earth, etc.

>>15604239
eat a cactus, dick

>>15603840
294.5 could be the settling point tomorrow, and the place to buy calls.

>>15603337
who the fuck even does this? tradingview on a fucking phone?

>>15604279
He's pretty fucking terrible, and that's coming from a namefag

>>15604196
if you're worried about the market going down, then hedge accordingly
there's plenty of money to be made even during a recession
there's never going to be a "best time to get involved with investing" other than now

>>15604279
>>15604384
most of these people don't last long

>>15604196

I started in 2016. I have no experience in stable markets. '16 was crabby, '17 MAD BULL RUSH, '18 somewhat more cautious bull, '19...

FUTURES TANKING

HOLY SHIT

>>15604386
Filtered

>>15599070
>>15599095
Sad

>>15604399
>Anonymous

filtered

>>15604397
Fuck yea, brother

>>15604325
He's too poor to own a PC. that's what being a flaming namefag betting on LCI will do to you.

>>15604414
>He's too poor to own a PC.

you can get a decent refurbished thinkpad on ebay for like $150

>>15604397
Means nothing. All you faggot bulls need is one tweet from the cheeto and you are back to cloud nine.
This house of cards will fold soon enough, but not yet.

>>15604436
>says the increasing nervous bear for the 200th time since January

>>15604395
I consider '16 and '17 to be stable for modern US equity markets
I don't think it's realistic to expect things to be more stable than that for very long

The Nasdaq is already down 100 points.

>>15604469
the US market hasn't opened yet

>>15604469
More like the Nasdcuck

>>15604323
But I already bought puts on SPXL Friday

And to the niggers going on about lci and my laptop fuck lci and fuck you I have a laptop but I'm lazy and a proper response you are not worth sir for me to get up and log on to my comp

So fuck you all over been right all weekend

And your stupid zoomie rager for trump will only give you bias and cloud your judgment

I've been right all fucking weekend
Called the 10 point move down in s and p breaking 300 and imma be right about oil whipsawing then plummeting into oct

>Fucking plebs trading on emotion and kneejerk news reactions

>>15604469

>>15604469
Gap down on /es. Gonna be a wild ride tomorrow.

>>15604452
Nigger I have a Chromebook I use for ta
Phones are easier to talk shit on and I'm not really one of those "computer people" losers hugging hentai pillows in thier basement all day I have a life and I prefer real pussy and sunlight jack

I'll be sure to post my gains from my spxl put tomorrow losers

>>15604061
Elliot waves for future trends? Never understood where waves start in general.

Oooooh that shooting star formation is dirty af

Ya know it kinda looks like that shitty ass chainlink chart now

>>15604519
No I just think you're a fucking cunt

>>15604612
This is like day one,101 type shit guy
Did you think the golden bull would really start after three rejections?

And I've only been doing this shit for two years
I mean come on.....

>>15604643
zoom out

>>15604635
Rather be a chad cunt with money made off numbers, than a stinky virgin reaction trader who is just hopeful

I'm a cunt and dry bc I don't react on emotion I'm a numbers man.
Enjoy those losses while going against the grain

>>15598886
>Wendy's (where most of us make six figures as cooks)
Dammit, I thought Taco Bell was our spot. Fuck. Back to the job market it is, I guess. My manager won't be too happy about this.

>>15604672
Lmao from the 1 week?
Do you trade leaps or something??

>>15604400
I don't think it's that sad, really. You don't have to want to do the same thing your parents did. Restless children of founders should cash out and start their own projects if they feel like it.

I own some CHK stock so hopefull this saudi oil attack will bump up the share price some

>>15604436
I think for macro tweets tend to work better in the other direction. for particular stocks, his word is very helpful though

>>15604688
zoom in

>>15604519
I have SPY puts on, but I’m not expecting 294 to break down.

>>15604676
why bother with this Colby Covington persona

>>15604560
Starting on longer charts, then count in.

Oh so it seems I was right on the money, T-babies is down from the almighty high. But fuck it's all good for me cause I sold a bunch at the peak. What I got left I bought way back during the last winter mega dip so I ain't lost nothing.

Now I bid my time and cash and wait. For mega dip 2.0 to hit hard and full of hate. Then when everyone is still in shock I'll strike and buy T-babies on the cheap just like last time.

Then the 2nd act will come and AMRN will deliver unto my greedy hands a big fat wad of the green cash man.

Finally the last hurrah that upstart birth control company will be coming on strong so oh my another fat wad of green shall come to me.

Into the bank it'll all go except for 8000 of course. As to where that 8000 will go you ask, ain't it obvious my good chum. T-babies need buying man.

>>15604744
>>15604744
Checked but I wouldn't be too sure about that. The markets benlen bulls for the past couple weeks since this crab,it needs a lil cool off but fed fear will dump it this week,afterwards yes a new recovery to ATH in spy BUT only if Jerome doesn't fuck us.

My spxl put should move down by 2.50 or so dollars tomorrow.

Spy to 293.50 just to scare everyone
Remember Trump is not a warmonger so far and his reactions are more of an eye for eye thing going off last attack where his only concern was is anyone died or not vs destroying a drone so we'll see

Don't sleep on the GM strike either that's the real kicker in all this and it hasn't even registered yet......

>>15604800
GM strike but two agreements, they had already decided they were going to do one strike and just picked GM it seems, we'll see how long it lasts.

AAAAHHH THE FUTURES

>>15604820
I'm so fucking mad we didn't test 8k on the NQ before the dump. God fucking damnit I would have made so much

How high is vix gonna pump?
time to place bets?

>>15604746
Had to look this one up

For one I'm from Texas,for two the Jews killed my containments boards and sites and zoyboyz and bugmen took over everything else that was good in life so you have to deal with cocksucker like me now.
So
Sorry don't really keep track of niggers by name, though it's cool you know enough about individual men rubbing all over each other in blacked sport than you do in technicals or long term fundamentals there guy.

Luckily I'm into the /biz/ way and know my shit,so if you're smart like me you'll pay attention and take advantage of the rules tips and experience you can steal from boomers and Jews alike.
Don't hate them
Don't hate the game
Adapt your skills as to be advantageous

I'm really a nice guy at heart tho just having fun,and I've been right alot

remember to start shorting the SPX once we get near oct 31st hard brexit

Lol even the spy 1 year "zoomed out"
Is the exact same triple top formation that's perfectly lined up for the usual October drop.
I may just pull half my money out now from my portfolio and rebuy in Jan/Dec,I mean if I'm wrong I'll just buy back in right?

Oh this will be a nice 3 week 3 bar play for me brothers

The chinks will back out of the China deal in Oct this is all set up by trump and xi check um

>>15601837
>how the Fed killed the dollar
If you think that's bad, wait until you see what they did to Confederate money.

>>15604878
Start longing silver/gold now

>>15604893
Oooh I love a good history lesson....no infograpic meme anon,?
You know I hate working alone...

There's no fucking floor holy ahit

Hol up we bouncing

Anyone else think this is just Iran acting out “hey pay attention to me!!!”

They’ve been suffering under sanctions and OPEC agreement failed to put a bottom in oil prices.

>>15604676
Kys

>>15604956
In other words, this isn’t Pearl Harbor, and it isn’t Happening™ This is just a desperate ploy.

>>15604862
>Jews killed my containments boards and sites and zoyboyz and bugmen took over
>don’t hate Jews
at biz we can actually read and digest an entire statement. Reeling us in and then sticking in double think doesn’t work here
Kys jidf

are we red the whole week?

>>15604300
>eat a cactus
There's a restaurant in the Boston area called Tu Y Yo that specializes in pre-Colombian Mexican food. They do a dish that's chopped up cactus petals with meat in a sauce that's really yummy. I miss that place since I moved away.

>>15605016
We’re a long way from support, where we can usually expect a significant tweet.

>>15604966
Well it is happening when the s&p slips this week what with this textbook setup.
>Bad news of "war"
>Gm kikery
>Trump pumping oil reserves and output
>The giant selloff that always happends in October
>The giant selloff that always happens anytime the fed goes on tv

Now for the real shit
Spring and summer are over and manufacturing+hiring is going to slow even more for the winter

The market is tired of fake news from warmongers,crash shilling and,almost there China deals,China or trump will walk away and delay the deal till spring when we'll see a pump like never before.

Then there's the ta with a strong triple top followed by a shooting star candle with the red bear candle for Confirmation.

But go ahead and buy up those cheapy calls bc that gaps gna fill like fucking promnight.

S and p down at least 5% by Dec....just enough to to scare everyone again.

Do you really think the market will do well through Oct?
The feds in every country are cutting rates for a big reason

>>15604993
I, for one, welcome our new chad tripper

We’re collecting a dedicated trip community. Trips, like eThots, keep the drone Anon postsrs happy and active.

>>15604993
You can hate anyone just don't let it consume you also they're two type of Jews me khazar...but luckily I'm devoid of all bigotry,racism,and contempt because I hate everyone,I've done a lot of research on many groups

To my advantage though,it's nice to be this way as I can trade without emotion,the way it should be done

>>15605062
Also chart related,whoo look at that MACD

Mmmm like some Velveeta Shells and cheese

Liquid gold

>>15605016
Depends if Trump will tweet something about the trade deal obviously. But pure TA says we're going to test 7570

>>15605073
He doesn't even have a trip

>>15605062
Post your gains faggot.
All your advice is retarded.
Can’t wait to see you lose money but you wont post anything big guy

>>15605088
Mr khazar*
I'm definitely not Jewish and posses my full foreskin that I make my GF suckle on bc THAT my friends is the best feeling in the world and something that you will never experience

>>15605088
Gold closed at 1488 on friday

I should’ve known that the numerology portended this Pearl Harbor sneak attack over the weekend

>>15605108
I still don't know or care what a trip fag is I've been a lurker and only remember important info I find on here and Pol,I'm not here to form an opinion or discuss shit I'm stealing pertinent esoteric info for my own political and financial gain

>>15605134
Then either back to /pol/ or shut the fuck up

>>15605109
I already told y'all I would post my gains from my spxl short I opened Friday when I called this shit
This shit just doesn't go straight up

>>15605134
A tripfag is a poster like me that has exclamation marks followed by random numbers and letters
Anyone could use the name "Big Dick Trump Lover" if they wanted to, using a tripcode is a way to confirm that you're the same person

>trip codes need to be explained
what has 4chan come to

Well fuck I opened a short position on ACB apparently. Any chance it goes below 5.95 tomorrow?

>>15604761
Interesting, on the 4h eh? How well does elliot wave work for you?

WHAT WAS THAT

>>15605264
The 2016 election ruined 4chan

>>15605285
Looks absolute trash so probably. Looks like it wants to go down and test 4.6-5 in the short/mid term

>>15605243
Ahhh don't know how don't care,but you cant copy mannerisms at least not for long,would a timestamp picture of my butthole work?

God most of you seem like the same little whiney raspy incels on Pol

Not much is different here
This board is dead between losers and vultures fomoing the next biggest flop

You'd be lucky to even catch a squint of info like I'm giving out but I gotta be a dick bc ya know it's 4chan and this is how I censor faggots like you away by being so off putting yet so right,that your bias is forced to blind you like it does with trump or the media when you hear a story,if you were smart or actually knew anything about trading or technicals you'd realize this.

There are quiet readers who see this shit and will buy long puts tomorrow.

But yeah my puts for sale tomorrow if you wanna cover at 287...

Gonna be a blood bath tomorrow

>>15605299
I went long last week, and into the weekend with puts; so we’ll see. Shit aside, fairly well, but corrections, the rules have to be tuned from the classic style.

>>15605316
people like you (TA and options traders) are a dime a dozen here and on other stock market forums
there are thousands of people that I could easily find on stocktwits who are as good or better at TA and trading than you

Do you think the oil shit will affect unrelated stocks because people will overreact?

I hope it will. I have almost half of my portfolio in cash and could use some cheapies.

>>15605311
It was already headed down the shitter, and the closing of r/incels also had a pretty negative impact.

2016 was just an acceleration of clownworld, but if you track the swings, it’s almost like everything was guaranteed. Like we were in bollinger bands that ranged along the political spectrum.

>>15605316
>>15605335
Well I might look into it. However I think that advising people to buy the dip puts here is risky. Spy is erratic, especially at open sometimes. Plus you never know if it'll be up or down the day after, hodl is a meme I fell for one too many times.

This is probably my fault for calling out Leon. He’s come back, with less friends than ever.

>>15605316
jesus christ you are such a goddamn faggot go back

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>>15605341
So? There's a million more newbies that know nothing and may not see certain things

>>15605376
I don't see you offering anything of substance at all go away

>>15605382
not saying the things you say are wrong or inferior in any way, just that your demeanor isn't really warranted considering the same kind of info can be found from many other sources

>>15605382
>>15605390
When faggots like you actually make me start appreciating baggie and pendy there's probably something wrong with you. please just fuck off. And I'm not "offering anything of substance" because I don't have a clue what the market will do with everything that's happened over the weekend. Unlike others I prefer to not make poor statements when I don't know what's going on.

Lucky japs, no trading on Revere Your Elders Day

>>15605393
What's your point?
How are you contributing?

How the info is translated is all that matters

>>15605393
Yeah like investing books, reading a ton and keeping a journal of trades helps a ton.

>>15605408
I don't usually do shit till around lunch time,as stated earlier it's stupid to enter any position at open

>highest oil exposure is an ETF with 4% energy

Fuck it looks like I’m gonna realize some losses, lose a few bucks here and there.

>>15605442

>>15605016

Depends if Powell has anything interesting to say.

>>15605311
Dubs confirm thanks anon gonna smoke a bit of crack and drink myself to sleep

Do striking workers count as employed or unemployed?

>>15604393
I’ll always be here my guy

>>15605509
referring to the overconfident namefags who spontaneously show up and then vanish after like a month

>>15605506

Employed if they're union. I'm not sure how it works with non-union.

>>15605413
>how are you contributing
The irony is palpable

>>15605547
Yeah it’s a union strike.

That means, theoretically, we could be at something like full employment, with nearly no one working. All the talking heads say a decline in employment is exactly what to look out for, as consumer spending is the only thing keeping the global economy running, and people will stop spending as soon as they start losing jobs.

DONT USE A TRIP WHEN YOU MAKE THE NEW BREAD

>>15605591
Now your using your thinker and why this months numbers will contribute to red october

>>15604800
>Don't sleep on the GM strike either that's the real kicker in all this and it hasn't even registered yet......
How do we profit off this? You seem to get a lot of digits and your predictions seem to hold up.

so what do we think about GM? negotiations ceased buuuut are scheduled to resume after 10am on Monday. if they don't come to a deal then it drops. if they do come to a deal then it goes up. or could be the exact opposite?

>>15605869
Well well someone is paying attention.

>knew September was historically a terrible fucking month for stocks
>Still allowed myself to be over 50% allocated to stocks
Cucked myself, yet again.

Even more than that if you count the VTSAX, but I don’t. Because I’m NEVER FUCKING SELLING.

>>15605897
>>15605953
I.never bothered learning how unions impact businesses because they had been gutted by the time I was an adult.

>>15605897
Haha I recognized Colorado from Forza Horizon. Good times.

>>15605897
Gm is fucked
The chart is fucked
It was already fucked on Friday before the news and without a solution will fall temporarily,and since this is dealing with the already negative manufacturing sector,it'll be a red day for sure

Puts are there for a 3 bar play if there's another huge dump,or wait for a bottom and enter a put credit spreads 2 deviations lower than what you think is the bottom.

making new thread stand by

>>15605974
And yet, we often hear about how the unions are these big bad teamsters holding back the economy. To be fair they’re nowhere near as necessary as they were back in the days of Pinkerton.

>>15605897
Depends on the terms of the agreement, I’d imagine. But it probably won’t be good, considering they’re the ones the union decided to go after. Managing the pain by picking one big target, they probably intend to set an example, a lot on the line for the union and GM.

Come on America, we can’t be having with this. Get your shit together, Boeing!

NEW NEW NEW

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>>15605993
hahns peak is a fun hike. there's an old hut at the top too.
>>15605996
>>15606030
ok then everyone buy puts and set 20-30% sell limits to play it safe. go go go

>>15606030
It's funny because the day of Boeing's huge drop that one guy valued it at 500 a share