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>>15598807
>tv smaller than monitor
>no bed
>no dresser
>no sink
Not your blog, faggot.

>>15598807
imagine the whole fills with water or someone filling it with dirt haha

>>15598838
my first thought as well

>>15598807
Your own personal hell, nice!

>>15598807
imagine trying to carry stuff up and down that ladder all the time haha

where do you eat? Or are you one of those retards that eats out for every meal

do you only sleep on that tiny couch that he can't even stretch his legs out on?

>>15598807
Only around $20k.

1. Buy a used/broken tourbus.
2. Drive into hole
3. Cover hole

>>15598807
If it’s underground, where are the drainpipes for water and sewage going to go?

>>15598807
Your best bet would be a decommissioned missile silo bunker.
Google that shit.

Vice did some series on dooms day preppers that were commissioning luxury fallout shelters underground. Some are pretty amazing.

>>15598807
This is an unrealistic fantasy OP, I guarantee this was drawn by a teenager. Live out of your parent's home for a year and you'll understand this is ridiculously impractical

>>15598934
never gonna make it post apocalypse

>>15598807
Whatever a shipping container and some life support systems cost. Also you will have to factor in if your mom is going to bring you tendies or not.

>>15598807
incel's paradise

>>15598807
i really like the shower in this one

>>15598866
>>>/diy/ could tell you, why this be a bad idea

>>15598807
No shower or bed,?

>>15599581

>Sheet metal box made to go on barges, rail cars and trailers
>Not designed to hold any kind of pressure at all
>Bury it
>WTF why doesn't it do something it's not designed to do

>>15598807
>getting in a small protective bunker so you can have 100% laser-like focus on the kike MSM news feeding you lies

>>15598807
Lots.

Mainly ventilation, plumbing, waterproofing etc.

If you put a drain in the bathroom floor you can just have a shower head in there too. They call it a wet head when they do it like that on boats. Needs a bed though, even a bigger couch is a poor long term solution. Probably under estimating the cooking area too.

>>15599848
yeah because tour buses are meant to, you absolute nigger

>>15598807
I want a normal home but on land that's not accessible by car.

>>15598838
Water should be fine as there's a drainage grill on the bottom.

Bricks or dirt could be a problem though, yes. Better have a shovel stored.

>>15598807
you shower sitting on the toilet (closed lid) usually when it's something ultra compact

>>15599848
you can fix it with beams on top the frame is strong enough.

>>15598807
~$150k in materials. probably $250k out the door if you subcontract it, not counting the land.

t. former military engineer.

>>15600534
Can we add in a second exit and an equipment room (water, power, etc)?

>>15599581
>but 18 inches of dirt isn't that heavy.
/diy/ retards in a nutshell.

>>15600554
i considered all that in the estimate. utility hook ups, HVAC, and plumbing is the most expensive thing next to the stupid amount of concrete and rebar.

>>15600594
Also has no space for any supplies and food. Looks like an electric range with some hanging pots are there thought.

>>15600607
the bigger you go, the cheaper per square foot it gets. you could double the square footage and maybe only increase the total cost by %30. its the same problem with tiny homes.

Looks like shit

When i make it i will build it in antartica and have it made full resident evil mode. Basically a villa underground with an elevator for my lamborghini

Srs gtfo and kys with your hipster bunker

>>15598807
Atlas shelters

>>15599581
>not just using a concrete culvert

>>15598807
Just get a RV and head to Montana

>>15598807
So you're just an introvert trying to make it by trading from home, huh?

>>15600534
>former military engineer

What kind of autistic shit do they build in the military?

>>15600417
you wont even get the door open to shovel your way out

>>15600951
cookie cutter shit mostly. all military bases have the same things on them;

>1-3 story concrete barracks buildings
>base exchange
>gym
>tension fabric structures
>lol golf courses
>explosive storage facilities
>armories

>>15598894
Up

>>15600330

Who said anything about burying a tour bus and living in it?

>>15598807
>only thing its missing is a shower
where's the kitchen? Where's the fucking bed?

>>15601108

oh nvm I didn't see that retard >>15598866

>>15601112
nvm I see the cooking area now.

There was an anon on 2016 with a big as fuck shelter built by himself mining monero wasnt there?

>>15599581

/diy/ is full of arrogant morons

>>15601154
OY YOU CUNT
and here is full of helpful financial geniuses ?
/diy/ is alright, used to be better tho. sigh.

>>15601213
>and here is full of helpful financial geniuses ?

I never said anything about /biz/

Learn to read.

>>15598807
Hey OP, serious answer here. There is a company called Atlas survival bunkers that make this exact product. The floor plan is more or less the same, it is a prefab unit that arrives and is deposited in any hole of your choosing. Check them out.

>>15601213
True that

>>15601644
ah, 6-axis sex robot guy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre edition. I hope he's recovering well
and the legend that is/was bunkerbro, King of the Moles (& Mountains).. diy had the odd fun character, for sure. JUST not very often ;)

>>15602043
Yeah I bailed some time ago when I realized my 3D printing fetish was just a waste of time. So much for printing my own AI catfu.

>>15598807

A fucking cuckbunker

>>15598838
lmfao

>>15599581
you have to be an absolute brainlet to think that a cantainer can hold that much dirt

>>15598807
>no food storage
>no armory
>no water source/filtration system
2/10

Its possible, it would just take a hell of a lot of engineering. A provisional type, ie., buried airstream trailer or equivalent would face forces of nature above-ground structures don't.

But first, how do you know if you could live in one? Try living in a trailer above ground for a year and see if you like it.

>>15600629
>its the same problem with tiny homes.
Then why are condos so expensive?

>>15602476
Where I live, chinks and poos.

>>15602476
the HOA and the usually urban location

>>15602569
yeah there is that too. chinamen buy up US condo's as a store of wealth or to launder heroin money.

>>15598807
If you can tolerate living above ground you can buy a trailer home for like ~$50,000.

Just drive a campervan into a big hole. U can run plumbing to it but u have to find a way to empty your shit tank.