/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15589402
Short men die virgins.

>>15589412
Short men fuck dead tall men widows and daughters

>>15589402
my dad was short and he's already dead so I outlived him

>>15589419
No sir, they just move on to other tall men. Short pajeets like yourself are incapable of pleasing women.

>>15589425
I'm actually fucking a tally widow, i stare at those moron pics while i'm in his house fucking his ex wife.

Now i'm shitposting from his desk and i pretend to work, his daughter brought me a cup of coffee, this is very funny

>>15589432
>Brags about fucking second hand women
The sad state of short men.

>>15589454
This second hand woman allowed me to stop wagekeking.
And i'm a father figure for his nice daughter.
Thank you tallies.

>>15589471
>raising another man's daughter with his hand-me-down wife
have fun anon

>>15589510
> raising
She's a teen, now she was walking in the corridor, not very dressed, i had a thrill

>>15589402
So you’re saying shortarsed manlets have to suffer far into their dismal knee high future?

>>15589402
But we burn so, so much brighter.

>>15589532
Think to this tally, he was probably a chad, successful with money, had a nice wife, now he's dead.
Now a shorty is fucking his wife and enjoying his money, and he thinks dirt about his daughter too.
I don't feel a good person anons, you're the only people with which i can confess such thoughts

>>15589471
>Fucks leftover desperate women
>Raises their kids like a good cuck
>Brags about it

>>15589529
>Stalks his old girlfriend's half-naked teenage daughter
>Same girl who sees him as a "father figure"
Bro you're creepy as fuck.

>>15589563
> Fucks a nice desperate widow
> Freeloader with a tally dead cuck money
> Plenty of time to spend with his new daughter
I've got an erection anon

>>15589592
Cucks will cuck.

Some tally ass raped you or what, why you creating threads like this.. where are your menher, start respecting evey fellow human.

>>15589612
Just bragging a bit, chill out tally.

> menher
where are your cows

>>15589563

He's fucking her daughter

Cows are scared, Cows are holy dont make no fun of cows dawg

>>15589633
No anon i'm not, i'm not.

>>15589402
Here you go anon. It still wont get you to 6ft but its a start.

Trips decides the most optimal height between life expectancy and quality of life

>>15589625

>Manlet

>>15590049
We already know this, optimal man height is 5'10"-6'. Taller than that there is a gradual increase in problems with joint health and life expectancy (but a bonus to pussy acquisition, obviously). There are no benefits to being short other than gymnastics, lesser calorie intake requirements and horse jockeying opportunities.

>>15589402
manlet cope

>>15589412
rekt

>>15589402
Wasn't it proven that tall men survived war more often than shorter men because they could move faster and what not? "The Returning Soldier Effect" or whatever it was called. The only advantage manlets have is hiding in underground tunnels, like rats... sad

>A study of British soldiers showed that survivors of a war are, on average, taller than the fallen soldiers. From an evolutionary point of view, this makes sense because it can be assumed that larger men are also stronger and therefore have more strength and endurance. At the same time it was also demonstrated that the probability of giving birth to a boy is high when the parents are tall. The “returning soldier effect” is therefore based on the fact that during a war on average taller men tend to survive and that the probability of them having a boy is higher than among smaller men.
Imagine being a manlet now, ouch.

>>15590310
> Ancient romans slaughtered all the tally celts and fucked her women
> Huns (manlets) slaughered a lot of Romans and fucked her women
And this happened when people used to fight with swords.

>>15589573
He’s the (tiny) hero we deserve

>>15589402
cuz short men keep getting in our way, it's literally extra stress because manlets are insecure. we have more to deal with

This is why I invest in crypto, everyone in my family is tall and died from heart disease. Gotta get rich early

I'm a 6'2" boomer who fucks. But my joints hurt all the time. I'm not even any where near the extremely tall category, but I fuckin hurt.

What gives?

>>15591309
See the rest of the world anon you’ll see your in the tall category

>>15591309
Start doing intermittent fasting and it will get better.

T. Also 6'2

>>15591309
Also: regular cardio and lifting. control your weight, maintain a low bmi. If you're in good shape you height won't be an issue.

>>15589402
Is that Vitalik?

I’m 5’9 is there any hope for me

>>15591600
nope

>>15591615
Kek. I’m fucked then. My girl comments on my height all the time, I know she resents it. She’s shorter than I am but since I’m not 6’ she acts like we’re the same height. Biggest boner kill ever

>>15590310
Maybe taller than average, so like 5'10 instead of 5'8. Once you start getting really tall, it becomes a liability because it's not as easy to conceal/cover yourself in a warzone. I knew a kid whose mom's boyfriend didn't get drafted for Vietnam because he was too tall, like 6'10 or some shit.

>>15591650
Why the fuck do you not leave that bitch

6' 4" here. A lot less sex than I expected have an younger brother 2-3 inches taller and a older brother who is 6' 2". He has had the most sex out of all of us. At least 5000% more than me and has turned down about 10000% more than me. He's also the most Chad like out of the two of us. Still, 0 STDs and 0 unexpected kids, so I'm cool with that.

>>15591309
I feel you on the joint pain and back pain and just pain. Some exercise (swimming in particular), eating healthy-ish, decent sleep (and one or two 20 minute naps a day) and stretching seem to help.

Recently started intermittent fasting (16/8) and it seems to help energy wise. Only concern is weight. Went from 165 down to 157-158 as of late. Used to be 142 about 10 years back with a low of 137.8.

>>15591650
Dump that bitch. Or at least get a side hoe.