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>>15565257
She wants you to fuck her.

“She”

>>15565264
couldn't she just find me cute because I'm kind of an autist

Report your coworkers innapropriate behavior and then sue her and the company you work at for emotional trauma/sexual assault. Come back here when you receive your settlement and ask what to do with it. You will probably be told to buy LINK.

>>15565274
lmfao that's not how it works here, also I'm never going to buy LINK

>>15565257
dont over read it anon, she really not into you. Tell the bitch to fuck off.

>>15565284
when did you lose your virginity though

>>15565257
god it's been so long.

>>15565290
i am a wizard listen to me

>>15565257
she just wants your side money

>>15565257
She thinks teasing you is funny.

>>15565257
>side money
Kek because you're sitting on a couple thousand Link right?

>>15565283
>I'm never going to buy LINK
Nowonder you're stuck as a wagecuck

>>15565257
become her wageslave

That's the "big sister" treatment. She finds you so harmless, non threatening and weak her instincts tells her to be nice to you in a platonic but affectionate way. My sister does the same.

>>15565257
>what does that mean

You're a nut!

You're crazy in the coconut

>>15565257
She's trying to obtain power over you. Don't fall for her tricks.

If you hit on her and doesn't like it or it doesn't turn out well you'll be fucking fired or worse. It's not worth it. Let her play around and just take it as a sign of casual affection that doesn't mean anything. Smile, be happy that a girl likes you to be affectionate with you and go on with your day.

Unless of course you don't need that job and are about to dump it. In any case it'd be better if you met her and told her to go have a drink or a coffee AFTER you quit that job.

It happened to me in my last McJob. A few girls were very friendly and outright hitting on me because I began taking better care of myself and was a generally a more cheerful and assertive kind of guy. I pussied out at asking any out but hey that felt good anyways.

those are just the beginnings of a wholesome desire to start a family with you one day. She will babytrap you and will want to keep it, she will help you rank up to assistant supervisor at mcdonalds so she can quit her job. Then she'll realize she's depressed so now you have a kid, a wife, and a mcwageslave job and you notice you're stuck at the bottom for the rest of your life.

ahhh but now it's all potential. Go for it OP

she wants to metoo u incel

She's hitting on you

You need to hit her

she wants to peg you you

>>15566164
god imagine

Fuck her and then report it and say you felt like you couldn't say no because she was your supervisor and you didn't want to get fired

>>15565257
it means you should sell.

>>15565769
>That's the "big sister" treatment. She finds you so harmless, non threatening and weak her instincts tells her to be nice to you in a platonic but affectionate way. My sister does the same.
Only weaboos hug people from behind

>>15566274
What shit "culture" are you from?
Surprise back hugs is a staple of affectionate love in the real world.

>>15565257
just enjoy it, dont make it overly complicated by trying to figure it out. Just do what seems right in the moment and if you mess up you can learn from it

>>15566282
America

>>15566050
based

>>15565257
Don't fuck her anon, it will only bring problem, just smile to her and be nice but don't even think about putting your peepee in her hole.

t. knower

>>15566222
no

>>15566293
Wouldn't even be shocked. Those guys worship means of murders, so it's only natural that they consider affection bad.

>>15565769

>>15565769
>She finds YOU xyz
>My sister does the same
>"Actually that's how my sister treats me, I'm just projecting"

>>15566327
Stay mad, only child. Hint: if you had a sister she would rather step on your nuts than hug you.

>>15566344
>t. mad cunt reply through proxy

>>15566050
With a gmaul preferably.

>>15565769
OP BTFO

>>15565257
Honestly the hug from behind is kinda past "niceness" I'd say she's into you, but the big question is if she "knows"/admits it

>>15566302
In any professional job this would just be sexual harassment

Does she have a nice ass?

>>15565257

Does she behave in the same way with her other male friends? I think that should give you a hint.

>>15565769
>tfw no big sisterfu
I have given up on romance a long time ago, I just want to be friendzoned so I can feel some warmth.

You're at first base, my man. Invite her for a drink, or out to eat.

>>15566783
yes. she's thick and has a blowjob face

>>15566802
No. lmao. She hugs everyone from the front except me. She's either cold or overly nice.

>>15565305
Probably a wiz because you ignore blatantly obvious shit like this. Go for it OP!

I would skeet and yeet.

>>15567327

Whew senpai, if that is the case. Get some smooth liquor and get her drunk. Let her do the rest

>>15565886
have a (you)

>>15565257
How do we know that the transitional age has started with a girl? - We can judge about this even by looking at her coming home. Let us assume that a school-friend has called her. She grabs her coat and runs away - she is still a child. And here we have another young girl who has been called to go out into "society".. The real "society" is not there, but she would like to go out (to a dancing party or to a movie). Do you think that she will just stand up and go ahead? - No, she has to prepare, making a serious work on herself. First of all, she sits down, studies herself thoroughly and... puts on a "militant" make up. As any symbolic coloring, this make up has a meaning that may be expressed in the following words. Girls, do not get offended please, but I will say these words that are written on your faces when you make up for such an occasion. Somebody must tell you this anyway. The meaning of such a make up is this: "I'm looking... Looking for a partner..."

While a girl is making up like that, a certain change happens within her soul. The soul has a point of attention (a point of concentration), which can move within the body… We may move it willingly, but most of the time it just wanders. While the girl is getting ready for the "exit", this point of concentration slowly moves from the head (if it had been there) down.. lower.. lower... even more lower... The expression of the eyes changes, a special light is coming out of them (as from the eyes of a beast at night). The point of concentration is going down and down, below the diaphragm. From down there, from the deep, comes a cloud, which is called "female charm." The girl has fixed this cloud... And only now she will stand up and leave.

She goes on like a bulldozer. She meets him - relaxed, scattered, on half-bent legs. What will happen? Yes, she is going to "knock him off." Boys, bear in mind, that girls often "knock you off" not because they like you: they are just interested in how it is done.

>>15565257
Maybe she's just trying to keep you motivated.
Maybe she's actually romantically interested in you.
We don't know, because we don't know all of the details of your interactions with her.

If you don't want to *risk* things getting awkward at work: you don't have to do anything.
If you don't care, which most adults really shouldn't: even if you make a move and she rejects you, things will eventually turn back to normal.

So let's say you're interested in pursuing a relationship with her:
-Try to avoid asking her while you're both on the clock - maybe right after work. This is best, because if she rejects you, you can go home and deal with your emotions. You're also not making the rest of the day awkward.
-You could ask her after work if she'd like to have a cup of coffee/lunch/dinner sometime.
-Maybe do it on a Friday to see if she'd be willing to do it on the weekend.
-If she says no, leave it at that. Pretend like nothing has changed, worked normally, and just remember that there's literally billions of women in the world. It does not matter if one of them is not interested, but it also doesn't necessarily hurt to try.

I have no advice to give you on flirting during work, because with the way men are getting #MeToo'd out there, the game is changing. It sounds like she's getting physical with you first - so it might be safe in this scenario. I'm of the opinion that if she makes physical advances first, then she can't say shit about verbal sexual harassment...but society might not agree

This feels like r9k now

>>15565257
>hugs from behind
she wants to peg you

>>15568460
It also might interest you to casually discuss things you find interesting. If you both find some certain social activity interesting, you can ask if she'd like to join you.
You don't sound like the social type though.
Maybe she likes playing console games? Maybe she likes anime? idk man. You could listen to her talking about her interests, and if she says something that sounds remotely close to an interest of yours - talk.

That all being said, you don't necessarily need to like the same things/activates to have a good romantic relationship with someone - it just helps

>>15565257
ask her out, its a sign that she likes you and probably wanted you to bang her.
I sadly missed my chance to a qt and hot co worker before, I was too innocent back then. fuck!

>>15565257
she wants you to coom all over her

>>15565257
>>cute girl, who's actually my supervisor, is pretty nice to me
>>keeps touching me to "wake me up"
>>hugs me from behind

that's unwanted groping in the workplace by a senior colleague and should be reported desu

>>15565257
a female coworker used to hug me from behind, and i found out she liked me. i'm not sure if it'd be the same for a supervisor, lol.

>>15565257
When she gets bored with your or decides you aren't up to her standards you are going to be getting fucked again, by HR, just not in a good way.
Unless you're fucking hot, in which case when you're invited into HR you'll be doing them over their HR desk, and they'll like it.

>>15565283

based

>had large KFC binge last night and I told myself it was the last binge ever
>woke up by alarm at 10.15 am because I had a fastfoodcuck job interview
>procrastinate the decision of going to the interview and then tell myself I want the job when it's too late to get there; now I'm back to being unsure (money or dignity? The debate continues)
>can't get back to sleep
>browse internet, drink coffee
>decide to skip the gym because it's past 2 pm
>go out in to the blazing hot sunshine; walk around a famous park; walk through a famous hipster area as Rogan and Burr talk about how some magical youth moments can only be recognised in retrospect and how the youth just need to enjoy themselves
>walk through a busy station filled with purposeful wagecucks; went back to flat
>went for my usual walk, now having coffee, unsure what I'll eat tonight; will watch qt with pol

I'll describe my internet time wasting in more detail. It is ultimate "I'm procrastinating the start of my real life core".

>check my emails
>BBC news
>4chan pol and tv (the best memes)
>Reddit UK politics (to bask in butthurt)
>other 4chan boards
>listen to music on YouTube while browsing internet; sometime watch random stuff that I remember, like tennis highlight videos
>a bit of alt right Twitter (normally save this for evening)

It's the same mindless loop of 24/7 news, YouTube, 4chan and Reddit. Today specifically I saw that "Ramona flowers ruined" video that I didn't bother clicking on when it was posted on /tv/ all the time. On the one hand lol. On the other hand, it's normie zoomers with happy lives and gfs / bfs insulting each other, so really I am the true pathetic one.

I opened a free wordpress blog but I got bored after 2 minutes of messing about with the interface. I simply can't bear to put effort in to anything. I feel so pathetic in not having expertise in anything. Although a blog would get me doxxed somehow. And when you read about the people who start these internet companies, like the one that made wordpress, it's like they're hyper motivated dilletantes. I look at all websites and the thought of building anything fills me with dread. It all feels like work.

9-5 slavery is coming yet I walked outside at 2 pm on a sunny day and can't feel happiness now.

I finished a book but reading more just feels like work. I might read some classics but it feels like more work, stuff I have to do.

Whenever I see a late 20s / early 30s officeStacey, all I can think now is that if she shared an office with me then she'd think I'm a disgusting loser and she'd complain in my peer assessment me for not being social enough. The past few years of not being in full time education but not quite starting my career have made me forget just how disgusted women are with ugly autist betas.

>>15567542
>>15569370
>>15570037
based
>>15568460
she's a slut bro
>>15568529
Could have lost my virginity when I was 15, didn't go for it due to religious beliefs. Some wife cheated with me on her retarded atheist husband and now I'm here.

>>15570863
Back to britfeel fella

>>15570890
You sound fairly intelligent, I'd hire you lol.

>>15565313
why is his name badge not mirrored

>>15570987

Because we're in the mirror world, watching real life.

>>15571022
oh ok

>>15565257

This entire thread is full of advice from restarted incels. Ask if she wants to hang, if she goes with it work your way into a casual relationship if you like her anon.

>>15565257
listen to me and listen to me closely.
On your last workday previous to the weekend or whenever you guys have a freeday you ask her casually:
>hey, you got any plans for the weekend?
Look at her expression, see how her face changes, you will be able to tell if she likes your question or if she wants to avoid it, she will say yes or no, but her expression is the telltale cause she might actually have plans but still want to date you.
Whatever she says, she will probably end it by asking back:
>How about you?
Thats when you go
>me and "the boys" are planning on a "barbacue/get together or whatever"
When you tell her this watch again for her expression, she will be a bit dissapointed that you didnt plan to ask her out or relieved that you werent going to in the first place, she can have other reactions but those two are the ones that you are wanting to try and read.

If you cant read her right or are unsure repeat the next pre-weekend. This is one of the most sure ways to tell if she is into you without risking it, its a really common casual conversation for co-workers to have and even if you cant read people, if she says that she doesnt have plans like 2 times in a row, its a pretty obvious tell that she might be lying/keeping her weekend open so you actually ask her out. either that or she has a boring life and probably would welcome a date/change of pace which will still be good for you.

Just be sure to not do this a gazillion times cause if she is saying that she doesnt have anything going on and you keep bitching out of asking her out she will realize you are a turbo autist and carry on with her love life.

>>15571405
this is way too much effort for some sloot who hugged me

>>15565257
>>keeps touching me to "wake me up"
>what does this mean


It means you are actually in a coma anon and she is your subconscious begging you to wake up, please wake up, we miss you

>>15565257
sue her for sexual assault and get rich

>>15571465
asking a question 2 times is too much work.
you are putting much more work into this thread you retard, just ask her out if you are such an alpha male.

2 things

Either she sees you as sexually noncompetitive and passive (like a gay friend) and can treat you like one platonically

Or she wants the D

I've seen both. If you aren't a Chad and are wimpy it is the first

>>15565257
>touching me
what does it feel like anon?

I’ve had two years and I still haven’t uncovered the reason or purpose behind female manager larp threads.

>>15565283
>never going to buy LINK

damn I wanted to help you anon but c u later

>>15567542
>He thinks you can skeet and yeet a coworker
Did you ever stop to think and consider the reasoning behind, “never date a coworker?”
If something goes wrong, you still have to see them tomorrow at nine.

>be me
>at call center job
>2 of the girls act interested about me as a person
>1 beautiful married one who'd say "Me too! Hey guys Anon doesn't go to clubs either!" (She has a very "innocent" or sheltered vibe)
>Another was a pervy girl (not single) who'd be easily impressed. "You have a degree in business!? Hey guys he has the same degree I'm going for!"
>At one point during one of the lame meetings she pulled me in closer to the group by putting her arm around my lower back and pulling me towards the group with a smile, cant remember what she said
>Woah no way a girl would do that if she found me ugly (lol reminds me of an ugly girl that did that to me)


Does that mean anything anons?

t. 26 years old and never had a gf

>>15573018

it means you are going to be forever khv because you can't think and act for yourself

>>15565257
It means that you are a fucking retarded nigger

>>15565257
It's actually the exact opposite of her liking you OP.

She wants to fire you but needs a reason, and "Anon is kind of creepy and just asked me on a date in the workplace put of nowhere, it's kind of uncomfortable" fits the bill perfectly.

>>15565257
Stop reading toubun that shit does not happen.

>>15570890
You arenot dumb anon, you just need motivation.
Tomorow, go read your book outside instead. It will freshen your mind.
Women are not monsters, just a bit selfish. Work on yourself, the rest will follow.
If ypu can, get a part time job. It will allow you to socialize and earn money without burning out.
Keep it up!