/biz/ - Business & Finance

COPING FUCKTARD, I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO HANG YOURSELF WITH A ROPE ALREADY. BACK TO 40 CENTS, THEN BACK TO ZERO FOR YOU, RETARD

>>15561223
linkers are the cringiest race on earth

>>15561232
>>15561235
Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.

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>>15561256
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

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>>15561256
>>15561265
cope

>>15561256
>>15561265
have sex stinklet

>>15561265
>>15561256
>>15561223

>>15561223
fellow intp here
comfiest I have ever been, even put my previously untapped emergency fund into chainlink today
I am now ALL IN

>>15561343
how many fren, i usually dont advise being all in but... blessed you will be.

hey


lets fucking make this thing fail