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hes protecting himself from the destructive nature of human free thought

Ever wonder why every single wild animals runs from humans?

>>15549540
He attacks me, i don't even talk to this hairy shit

he is clearly not protecting himself because if he attacks me or my gf again im going to punch him until he dies

fuck the cat, i mean it, fuck it and it will be gone

>>15549546
you cant talk to him because he doesnt speak english he reacts to instinct and experience

at some point somebody hurt him so he is afraid that it will happen again

>not your house

>>15549520
dont hurt the cat you namefag spacefag redditfag cuck

Bring over a dog. No need to get your hands dirty

>>15549546
cats are spiteful cunts but it's still just an animal. give it food and it will like you. don't make eye contact, it's seen as a threat.

Just fill a spray bottle with water. It’ll fuck off.... or it will fuck you the fuck up. Most likely the first. Just spray it in the face and it will run. Also you can make it say candlejack. If it says candlejack he will come buy and take the cat away from you anon. Just don’t say candlejack or he will take you to his ra

>>15549595
He look at me in the eyes every time I lay around in the living room

today I started staring at him (because he was doing the same) and this cunt started to move his body and come at me

who the fuck this piece of shit think he is

I'm ripped af if I punch him he wont be able to wake up

btw you just assumed he threatens me H24

stop being a nigger

>>15549520
dont hurt it just put it in a room and close the door

>>15549520
how about feeding it?

>>15549546
He knows you're a degenerate

>>15549642
Then his aunt comes back to a 2 week old dead cat in a room filled with cat piss and shit. Imagine that smell. And all his tinder thots when they walk in to the house

>>15549629
>afraid of cat
>seeks help online
>life revolves around a small furry creature
>cannot handle the fear
>decided to live on street instead
>gets cucked by cat
>cat is the alpha

>>15549546
You are a redditing faggot so I dare you to fight that cat because I'd bet my whole house you get fucking hospitalized. Go on. Go ahead and try it. Punch that cat until it dies I dare you lmao you think a cat is not equipped to deal with some limpwristed little fucking bitch like you, they are basically an apex predator and you are little fucking limprwristed teenage normie, God's fucking mistake. 100% the cat wins that fight every time.

>>15549683
This. A cat will fuck you up worse than some dogs.

people who dont like cats are low IQs btw, which you are OP

>>15549629
>>ripped af
>>file name
your not ripped but you're pathetic

>>15549683
I stop feeding him now it dies after 4 days
I don't even need to put blood on my shirt

>>15549520
Ever since I was 6, animals fear me. I think they see some demonic shit from us. I guess it doesn't help I used to kill the neigborhood's pets. 3rd world shithole so was never caught. I haven't upgraded to murdering people yet. I do have some sexual assaults and battery charges against me. Best tip I could give you is if you live where any of these are native Tiger, Day, Asiatic, Easter and Japanese Show lilies. Have the cat lick the pollen off of it and it will cause severe kidney failure.

>>15549629
Lol can you even bench 2 plates ?

>>15549739
>>15549620
Water bottle you dip

>>15549739
If you stop feeding him now he starts hunting more and becomes more wild GJ you just turned him super saiyajin.

>>15549739
he will chew your face off when you'll sleep i side on the kitty on this one, i hope he rekt you
look like he is the king of the jungle and you're the pussy

>>15549520
seek help

>>15549756
may be he knows I want to kill him yes

>>15549793
I don't care I have a house too, I can stop feeding this piece of shit and go back to my house

my family will be angry at me but i dont give a fuck desu

>>15549520
Just close him in a cupboard

Your aunt trusted you with her pet. Think of your family if nothing else.
And if you can't put up with a cat you are a pussy. It's scared of you and it sounds like for good reason.
Also as other anon says, if you really have to be a cruel cunt spray some water at it and it will fuck off.
Or just open the door and let it outside

>>15549520
Kill it with a pellet gun and throw the body away somewhere

>>15549898
it would fuck up the floor

>>15549886
i dont like her, i like the mcmansion

Consider this

>>15549923
I’ll say it again SPRAY WATER AT IT. It will fuck off. Stop being retarded and just do it.

felines beat out the canines evolutionarily because they are crazy motherfuckers, I don't trust any creature than comes from the feline

>>15549942
Piece of shit. You don’t deserve to reproduce if you can’t cope with being a faggot OP.

>>15549520
All you can do is put a strip of sellotape on its back from tail to neck.

>>15549942
Reported. Doing my civic duty as a biz cadet. MODDSSSSS

>>15549954
Im in my bed and the door is closed tomorrow if he keeps trying to impress me I will throw water at him

>>claims he's successful on another post here
>>can't even deal with a fucking cat.

Imagine being this pathetic.

>>15550049
look at me
then look at you in the mirror

this mcmansion is mine
i can kill a cat im a sociopath

>>15549957
It's because we started selectively breeding them much later. This derp doesn't happen in nature, it's a product of human intervention

>>15549546
Just lock him in a room and leave his food/water there