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TODAY WAS AWFUL! AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Reply if agree

>>15541250
F

>Press F to Press F

how did you do to-day /biz/?

So what's the put/call ratio for GameStop's announcement tomorrow lads?

1 for put here

>>15541250
>not being in small cap

>>15541275
It's rough out here

>>15541275
+1.91% for me but im sub $5k so not much gainz

>>15541364
>>15541354
Is it non kosher to reveal your portfolio here?

I think that activist investor letter that T got is kinda full of shit. The points that they bring up, well the company is already doing them.

Maybe not at the rapid speed that activist group would prefer but they are being done nonetheless.

1. Point - Reduce debt; This is being done and at a faster rate to than was first planned for.
2. Higher Profits - This is being done as well.
3. Stock price - Uh the stock's gone from 28 to 35 so I'd call that progress to me.
4. Selling assets - They've been doing that as well.

Integration takes time. They've made progress on that. Hell the deal only closed last year. I don't got a clue how many people worked for Time Warner pre merger but I know it was a fuckton. Nor do I know the number of T & Direct people but I know it's massive. Meshing all that talent and seeing where the overlaps are takes time.

They are rolling out 5G and the Streaming service right on time plus taking care of the other parts of the "empire". Give them some credit for what they've done so far. From what I've seen it's been pretty good.

>>15541386
I only post my Robinhood account, never my real accounts. It would be a little odd, a little off-key to post that type of information.

stocks that increased by at least 1% every 3 months since 2018-01-01, and are also worth less than $40.

you can trust me because i did this with c o d e

any winners here? anything you already have?

>>15541275
Same as usual

>>15541280
I'm another put on GME, ER will be shit, Barry is irrelevant

Will LCI shoot past $15 by the 20th of september?

>>15541441
>4% a year minimum

What is the distribution of actual YoY returns? If you want to underperform the market but be really safe doing it, just buy a bonds/equities mix with plenty of bonds.

>>15541490
It has been foretold

>>15541386
Doesn’t matter, just don’t be a show off and don’t post anything that includes account numbers.

>>15541320
FUCK the ruslel

>>15541530
The russ lel 1000 is up. Anyway, bear market for small cap is finished. There is some deep value to be had if you go stock picking. I like industrials that are like at a P/E ratio of 3 and a book value of 0.5 with no debt just because of recession fears.

Just want to thank the anon that recommended TLRD that shit is up 29% since I bought it

>>15541582
>industrials
Eh... I don’t know man. I got some Nucor steel and I’d kinda like to dump it ASAP. We’re not really doing any infrastructure, construction, etc. doesn’t look like China is going to be buying our tractors, looks like boeing May have to halt construction...

I’d really like to buy the banks, but I’m afraid people are going to keep selling them once we get our rate cuts, until we get earnings that show they’re not too overly sensitive to cuts.

>>15541609
We all know it's you
Posting the same self-congratulatory BS every day for the past couple weeks... You don't even change the wording
Pathetic

>>15541616
And I don’t think the trade war is really getting any better anytime soon.

So I want to keep buying MTUM and SPLV, maybe some CLOU if it keeps going down.

IT IS TOO RAINY TELL IT TO STOP

>>15541629
Nigga this is literally my first post on this board I just got into the stock market like 3 weeks ago

>>15541639
The trade war is a meme, and people will have realized it one year from now. It's not affecting anybody besides China. They already pushed back as much as they could. People couldn't sell shit in the mainland before, and they still can't now, so nothing has changed. The change in supply lines is for the best and stimulates the surrounding economies, with the added benefit of the tech not being stolen as blatantly.

>>15541677
I want it to rain where I live...

>>15541678

WELCOME!!

>>15541679
It only has appeared to be a meme because Trump has been holding off actually applying tariffs for a while now. He's going to turn up the trade war theme for the reelection.

Wait! I didnt mean to sell my cheesecake factory shares! give them back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZD1nAVMlBM

>>15541718
It's a literal non-event meme that's been amped up 10x by the media to sound ominous and play up the "orange man bad" meme.

>>15541386
A lot of people here are like this guy
>>15541434
We just use our RH accounts to make bullshit meme trades and shitpost with that while the long term hold account doesn't get posted. But to each their own, just don't be the guy who posts his portfolio just to brag to the world that he made it all the way to the unimaginable total of six figures.

>>15541678
I'll go back in the archives and make a collection of all your "pretend to be someone else" posts
Don't trip, I'm autistic enough to do it
You talk a lot on /smg/ about how clever you are but you never post real shit, which is why no one here listens to you or respects anything you say

APTS made a nice run. Hopefully can get back above 15 a share soon

If one day I get the glorious news AMRN delivers 42,000.00 into my greedy pocket I'm gonna be celebrating like crazy. (or hell even 22,000.00).

I make shit now as it is, so to see such large wad one sum is nice as fuck.

C'mon, I'm jonesing for a new high. What's a good stock to bet on in the short-midterm?

>>15541748
It's not going to be a non-event meme when increased price in electronic goods distresses the economically anxious populations with increasing amount of anti-China propaganda.

>>15541830
Zoetis of course

>>15541806
Hell I coulda sold my T stake this morning and made $7442.00. Then rolled it into more AMRN. But I didn't. I resisted the impulse. I knew long term the Divvy payout would be the better option.

If AMRN delivers the high end payout for me It'd bump my net-worth to damn near 76,000.00.

By age 40 via saving like mad alone I'd have 96,000.00. So It's safe to say via Drip gains and 401k gains plus tax refunds I'd have 100,000.00 by 40

>>15541901
Not bad for a dude who makes shit a year. Provided things happen the way I hope they do.

>>15541691
same...put down grass seed then a fucking warm front moved in.

>>15541468
>I'm another put on GME ER will be shit
my fear is despite all reason it won't be. I am still buying the put...just not putting too much $ into it.

has anyone here made autist level gains yet? I'm talking about like >2000% gains.

>There are people in this thread that STILL don't own any Office Depot

>>15542250
With so many good companies that took a nose dive in price there is zero reason to own this.

GME IS GOING TO CRASH TOMORROW

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

>>15542250
So whats your bull case for this dumpster fire?

>>15541609
You're probably thinking of me (I was the guy that said they were going to get bought out). Glad it's going well for you. Don't forget that if you keep holding at least another week, you will also be due a whopping $0.18 dividend payout, which sounds like it would add at least another 3.5% to your gains.

>>15542300
helium futures

>>15542300
When the shoe shine boys in /smg/ are telling you to sell, that means it's time to buy.

>>15542261
Why don't you go buy some AMZN, sissy?

>>15541751
>tfw Robinhood is your real portfolio

>not putting every available dime into your rh account for balls our day trading
Not going to make it, you’re either first or last

>>15539696
>I’d say Roth, because you’ll probably be in a higher tax bracket when you’re older, but who knows what taxes will be like in 50 years.

People commonly say that, but you ought to question whether that is really true. When you are retired, you only need enough income to pay for your current living expenses. When you are young, you not only need to provide for your current living expenses, you also need to provide for your future living expenses in the form of savings. There are two other obligations that young people are likely to have that old people wouldn't: mortgage payments and children. Unless you move into a house much more expensive than your prior house in your 60s, there is no reason you shouldn't be able to pay off your mortgage prior to retirement. Likewise, by the time you reach retirement age, your children will likely be grown and making a living independently. It's possible, according to your individual circumstances, that that you will have a higher income in retirement than when young, but this not out of any general necessity.

I suspect that a motivation for encouraging ROTH is no more than government greed. They want your taxes now. I'd say, all things being equal, make Uncle Sam wait. Besides, given the current Democrat roster, there's no guarantee during our working careers that communists won't be elected and seize our retirement accounts and redistribute them anyway.

>>15541757
That's not how it works. You don't pay capital gains taxes in either case. You either pay income taxes up front and invest smaller amounts or you pay the taxes on the end value of larger pre-tax contributions. Assuming you would be paying at the same tax rate up front or taking distributions in retirement, it shouldn't matter either way. The arithmetic if you pay income taxes up front is

>principal × (1 - tax_rate) × (1 + compound_growth_factor)

If you pay income taxes on the distributions (traditional IRA), then it's

>principal × (compound_growth_factor) × (1 - tax_rate)

It's just a re-ordering of the multiplication. It doesn't change the final result.

>>15542250
Nice bottom fishing!
>>15542261
Also true, but there’s no telling how long the selloff from quality into value will go.

>>15542669
MAYBE
But we could have gone full Sweden by then.
And I hope to have accumulated enough MO, MRK, DIS, KO, PEP, AND JNJ to just live off the divvies.

Shit, maybe I should’ve bought KO instead of MA and MRK today.

>>15542602
It’s really all you need. I had an E*TRADE account my work set up for my stock benefits but it was shit.

>>15542690
Robinhood doesn’t have DRiP or IRA’s. So that’s not ideal.

Schwab also has a lot of ETF’s for free that I’m really warming up to.

Goddamn it.

I bet one of these Dems is going to go after Juul in the debate now that people are dying. Why can’t these retards stop buying black market knock offs?

>>15542602
Use robinhood for stocks, not gonna waste money on commissions and fees. Robinhood has a lot of inaccurate info on their app but theres enough online stock charts to make it worthwhile for commision free stock trading.

>>15542669
On the other hand, having children can also motivate you to choose ROTH because of the child tax credits. With the Republican tax changes, the new credit is a max of $2,000 per child. Evidently only a max of $1,400 of that is refundable. If you have 3 children, then you're maximum credit would be $6,000. For simplicity assume a 12% tax rate. You'd need over $50,000 in taxable income to rack up a bill of $6,000. With a $24,000 standard deduction, that's $74,000 before factoring in any other deductions like IRA or 401k contributions or health insurance premiums, and that's a rough lowball number. I think to get the most value out of the child tax credits, you want to avoid bringing down your taxable income unnecessarily.

>>15542719
>The agencyissued a warning letter to Juul, saying that the company violated federal regulations because it had not received federal approval to promote and sell its vaping products as a healthier option.
90% of vape users are faggots, but still fuck the FDA and fuck the government. Why do you need big brothers approval to state the obvious?

fuck a red day lets get a god damn golden bull going tommrow

>>15543011

>>15543027
This seems likely.

Am I retarded if I bet that the rotation continues? Something like BNKU?

>>15543027

>>15543062
oh wait! Apple rules the day tomorrow!
Fuck the banks, Tim may just break the market out to new ATH's!
>>15543068
god I wish that were me

Tomorrow GME down, OLLI continues it's run

Might be some action on the vix tomorrow...

>>15543531
Why u think that? I would love that as I have Silver calls...far out but would be nice to lock in profit

>>15543554
Cramer's making some bearish posts, saying to be careful that today might be a selloff day.

What direction were we headed before Minuchin came out and said trade talks were going well? Because I don't believe him, and I wonder how long it will take for the market to stop believing him.

>>15543569
>Cramer's making some bearish posts, saying to be careful that today might be a selloff day.
Where

>>15543571
There’s only one place I go to read babyboomer shitlosts about the stock market.

This doesn’t mean he’s right, of course. But i probably did too much buying today.

>>15543648
>>15543571

>>15543651
Tim needs to mount the Golden Bull and crush King Crab!

is $500 enough to practice/start short trading with?

>>15544069
no. but you can open a demo account with a broker and practice from there.

Cool, so I'm still new to mutual funds that aren't vanguard but I guess fidelity doesn't offer their funds which is kind of gay. But here are my options...
Large cap:
PFGKX (largest returns so far)
PEQSX
VITSX
mid cap:
AMDVX
HRAUX (highest returns)
FSMAX
Small cap:
HSRUX
VSOIX (which I've read good things about victory)
International:
FSPSX
IINCX
Some dumb blended investments
Bonds:
CT STABLE GOVT ii-0
GOBSX
MWTIX
STRKX
VBTLX

I can also just convert it to a brokerage account apparently, but are any of these any good? I'm always inclined to just choose vanguard but fuck if I know. Here's a quacker

>>15544075
okay i lied, not a /smg/ question at all. i have 1 full BTC in off storage and want to start a margin account on kraken with maybe .03-.05 satoshi to learn/practice with, though practicing with a demo account seems interesting.

use the demo account first https://demo-futures.kraken.com/dashboard
kraken is often illiquid and has big moves that you wont find on other exchanges. otherwise you should consider ftx which is a new derivatives exchange better than bitmex.

>>15544098 (You)
>>15544146

>>15544088
Some are mutual funds, some are ETFs. You want to check the expense ratio which at the end of the day makes a lot of difference. PFGKX 0.66% vs VITSX 0.03%

3 days of my dividend Auto trader have been ehh, but dividends haven't posted (+1%).
I'll keep tweaking because 2.5% weeks compounded is 350% for the year. Fuck vanguard and their 5%.

Am I gonna make it brehs?

Think my low iq coal investments might come good.

Oh shit

>>15544467

>>15544475
Today. The last two days have seen G2 level solar events- the largest since I began tracking

>MNK up 11% after hours

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Morning, lads

>>15544320
Could you explain more clearly what the fuck you are talking about? Are you saying you found a 350%/yr dividend? I'm no expert but that sounds like bullshit

>>15544598
>Could you explain more clearly
Sure. Filtered

>>15544598
it's probably a capture strategy
3 days isn't a reasonable barometer of real performance so don't worry too much about it

>>15544569
howdy *tips and sips*

hoping Ford craters on the bond downgrade. Been sideways in the mid 9's for far too long.

Anons that use Merrill do you like it? is it a good service?

>>15544702
Free trades are nice but I think all the information there is not that useful. It's an aggregate so less detail than you could find elsewhere some charts are a bit fucky though nowhere near as bad as robinhood and can be viewed properly at one of the dedicated chart pages.

>>15544598
Of course it's bullshit, he thinks he can make 1% every single day which is never the case. Probably a guy that just started out

Ready to lose some money! ALL IN FRAN!

Oh yes ROKU is going down premarket... shorted it yesterday

>>15544718
Thanks Anon for your input

Anyone knows why MDR PPS is going up?

>REFR

>>15544764
You are asking about the self-directed not the managed investing right? I don't know anything about their management services.

>>15544822
a 1% price change in pre-market doesn't really mean very much

the whole sector seems up 1.5% pre-market, so maybe there was some news or earnings. (JEC, ACM, etc.)

>>15542795
What a racket. They didnt care until the business started catching on. Now they're a real competition to tobacco, all of a sudden they need permission from the government. I dont vape, cigars are best. But still.

>>15544320
Cool i remember u telling me this anon.

Ahhh why won't the other person(s) exeecise the buy calls so I can at least use my funds. Dont want to double down and price crashes making my bags even heavier as it might not get exercised if that happens.

>>15544670
I'm in F... Might not have enough cash to throw at this to get out unscathed.

>>15544873
I still shill F, for no other reason than I'll always keep my F shares for the discount when I go to buy a new car. It's not a big deal but I've already bought the shares.

>>15544829
might start re-buying now around $4
slowly, patiently

< also look what we see when we google REFR hehe

>>15544909
F is good. Divvie is nice and solid. Price fluctuates enough that if you buy in the single digits, you're gonna make 10% eventually. And in the meantime, just collect those moderately chubby dividends. Win win.

Brace for impact, lads. Gonna be one hell of a downward crab day.

>vegan ETF launching today
Bitch on FBN says people are waking up to animal cruelty and that veganism isn't a fad.

>>15544959
That's how you know it's not a fad. When TV people have to tell you it's not a fad. Nobodys out there justifying taxes are not a fad.

>>15544954
Crabs have been showing up a lot more. What is this?

buy acb

What the fuck is fastly doing? I'm all in on $29 calls. Fuck me.

Ahhhhh my gold stocks are going even lower!!!! Almost ever I stock I buy I get screwed over bought too high or sold too early

Holy shit the bottom is falling out for tech, could this be the end? MSFT to $80? TWTR to $35?

NWL
KHC
VRUS
DF
KNG

it was foretold
free money
easy money

>>15541223
Comfy pic

>>15541417
I sold my T when it spiked, I'm not dealing with a bunch of retards

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15544954
Reee most of my stocks im watching went up but ny gold.mining ones have gone diwn even mire making my losses far more noticeable.


Onw of ny sells has screwed ne over. I literally breakeven while the other person will likely make over several hundred dollars. Reeew juat because i thohgh ny stock stagnated and i wantwd to collects a little bit of cash on what was a loss at the moment. Why dodsnt the peraon exrrcise the vall!!!! I cant risk buying more and then it crashes just after i buy making my bags even heavier!!!!!!

>>15545007
lmao we'll be back next week

>>15545016
>(G)REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(N)

>>15545022
Pic related. Im not sure if this is the correct thing.

RED DAY

Lads can I have the google drive for legally reading books

> SPY tanking

What's the reason this time? Shitty data from China? Or Orange Man shitposting on Twitter?

>>15545043
...red almost all my stocks are hreen except gold mining stocks

SFM to$20 end of week still, r-right?

>>15544951
Yep. It's not the star of my long term portfolio, but it's a at least keeping it's seat at the table.

Could literally have been up 50% ($600) on JCP and got screwed over by a sell call. Cant reaply understand why it pumped so much. I doubt JCP has another 10 years left. The nearby one looks like it's getting more and more rundown.

It's time.

rate my folio

>Come across a really promising stock 3 months ago
>Had experienced 6 months of uninterrupted growth
>"Hmmm, I don't want to buy at the ATH, I'll wait until there's a dip and buy in
>Check stock sporadically over the next few months
>No dips, growth continues
>9 months of uninterrupted growth
>"Fuck it, I'll just buy it now instead of waiting"
>Literally an hour after buying the stock price began to fall
>Down 7% since yesterday morning

Why are the biz gods tormenting me, /smg/?

>>15545091
Fuck deutschebag

>>15545100
Post stock

>>15545100
I've seen a lot of weird Pepes in my time but that is one weird fucking image anon, well done

>>15541223
AOBC baby!

>>15545082
Those damned sell calls, I tell ya hwhat.

holy fuck were goin down

buy acb

it's my first red day since I started trading
hol me, frens

>>15545098
What's your cost basis for WKHS

REFR

Hope ya'll take advantage of buying opportunity

LCI MOON

GE MOON
GE $7.5 ANON BTFO

>>15545162

fuck you

>>15545179

Why fuck me?

>>15545123
Bought low and sold slightly above. Apparent several executives bought about $250k worth a piece. Likely in desperation to drive prives above $1. Yet some stockholders ate it up as "They believe they can turn the company around!!!" Looks dangerous to buy now but my instincts have been wrong a lot on when to buy. Albeit I see them going the way Sears did. Heck Toysrus collapsed faster than Sears yet the Sears nearby consistently had a very low amount of cars (5-30) in its really large parking lot yet somehow it holds on unlike toysrus

Is /smg/ all in agreement with put options on GME for this afternoon's quarterly report?

SFM $20 by the end of the week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT
THE
FUCK

ALL MY GAAIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REFR chads I feel your pain but we must hold long and strong to 50

What do you do when you fuck up and buy options with no liquidity and huge spreads?

>>15545210

based

>>15545210
you're s-sure, r-right?

>>15545201
You the same guy who acts like everyone is talking about gamestop?

Reality is gamestop should be 0 but so long as its on the stock market it will get manipulated for the purpose of making money. In which case it can go up and down when realistically speaking it should be going down to 0 with no bumps upward.

>>15545222
learn from it and never do it again

snib snib zoomers

>>15545100
> Buy high, sell low

>>15545100

Jesus ROKU is tanking hard. Glad I didn't hold it

GOD DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MONEY FOR A DAY OR TWO AND I WANNA BUY THE REFR DIP RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Ideal time to buy more MRK boys, massive dip from profit taking the past two days, divvies going up 0.01/share next month, get in quick.

You guys like Robinhood for trading? Instead of brokers like Fidelity? I have my rollover at Fidelity, but if rh is better then I'll use that

Tlrd buycalls pre earnings? Where is TLRD anon, what is going on with this pick?

When can I buy some REFR now? Anything new coming up?

>>15545245

Don't worry my son, I will loan you $1,000

As to other anons, heed :

>>15545221
>>15545221
>>15545221
>>15545221

>>15545253
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/merck-pfizer-slide-pelosi-scary-133327453.html

I'm going to wait a couple days for the dust to settle
but it caught my eye, yeah
under $76.70 I start buying

>>15545265

N. Dixon on Stocktwits has good reads

https://stocktwits.com/NDixon/message/176666200

This isn't a sell off, yet

LOL ACB EARNINGS TOMORROW

>>15545253
MERCK MASTERCARD MCDONALDS PEPSI COKE PROCTOR

WHO
THE
FUCK
IS SELLING?!?!

EVERYBODY SELLING TO BUY ACB

LMAO ! tryna shake me off ACB !!!! NOW YOU RUSH TO BUYYYY REEEEEEEEEE

bout to be ITM with MNK, feels good get some frens it's got a lot of room to go up

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/02/01/1709190/0/en/Material-Science-Company-Gauzy-Announces-Second-Factory-in-Stuttgart-Germany-to-Produce-Research-Frontiers-Spd-Smart-Light-Control-Film-for-the-Smart-Glass-Industry.html

Fast Forward

http://smartglass.com/news/brazilian-glass-fabricator-ser-glass-research-frontiers-israeli-material-science-company-gauzy-ltd-bring-high-volume-armored-smart-glass-smart-window-products-brazil/

Too bad I sold all available $2 calls against this. Fuck. I'm capped at around 38.5K in proceeds. Praying whoever has my calls can't make the payment and I don't end up assigned next Friday.

>loss of 4cents/share
SELLLLLL

>>15545334

titanium balls

That's it for Ford, lol.

>People keep telling me "There will be no recession" and I look and then and say "That downturn and recovery just got one month longer"

>>15545271
Thanks. I don’t know why I didn’t get an alert about this.

>tfw sold top early

LMAO ! DUDE WEEDS ARE DONE FOR

>>15545348
kek heard that before. Waiting for what feels like bottom then going long.

>>15545262
Always buy the buy calls before earnings if you use terms like buy calls. Always.

>>15545348
Can you explain it for a brainlet such as I? What happened to their debt?

>>15545334

My options man, you have bigger balls risking that than me not selling my REFR hold

>>15545304
Do it. Pump my calls before earnings so I can sell off some for breakeven before I lose it all.

>>15545341
>78.24 mil revenue 4th quarter
SELLLL

Damn CLDR doing me right today bby

>>15545334
>Praying whoever has my calls can't make the payment and I don't end up assigned next Friday.
Does this actually happen though? I imagine that options are picked up on the expiry day for slim margins by institutions all the time.

rip Jack Ma

>DF

We told you bros, we told you about milk

>>15545364
I don't use the term buy-calls, I'm asking if I should buy late sept/early Oct calls to swing after earnings

>>15545397
keep HODLing until the stock split next year

>>15545391

I've had it happen before, once. It was a pretty small investment and I only got an extra 2% over the option value or so selling it the Monday after, but it was a nice surprise.

>>15545401
>DF

Crab-sama only moved up he's not finished yet. The market is his oyster right now.

>>15545147
3.58

THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS

>Nomura: "HILARIOUSLY, nobody watching financial TV or Joe Schmoe retail investor looking at simple Index returns would have had ANY idea of the calamity occurring under the market surface yesterday
What mean by this

slight weakness at near ath as expected, volume starting to rise however with yield too that is good. pm still under pressure with yield rising fast in usa

>>15545013
>KHC
Was not free money you dick. I was sweating like a bitch as it fell and fell with no bottom. Bought twice on the way down and still a little to go up until I even out.
>NWL
Based and literally free money pilled.

QUESTION:

Several of my normie friends are shilling Robinhood really hard. I already am paying $5 per trade right now and I’m doing pretty okay buying and hodling and making $30 and $40 here and there, but o can’t help but think of my gains without the shackles of a commission. Is there any reason not to eat Robinhood? Is it just boomers and elitists here saying not to? I don’t understand why it’s a bad idea. Can anyone help clear this up for me?

Where my fellow T-Babies at
tuck me in and whisper sweet nothings in my ear

>>15545490
>eat
I must be hungry...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>ONE
>NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

ACB will be the Amazon of weed

>>15545508
Dinner stop, take the options pill

>>15545508
At least TMF will move up within the week.

>>15545490
It's a pajeet scam that tries to fuck with you at every turn.
For example if you put in a market buy order for 10 shares of Donk Co for at 120 dollars a pop. Robinhood will wait a minute or so. If the price goes up then they just say oh whoops, guess it was 122 dollars a pop. If the price goes down they'll take your 1200 and pocket the difference. That kind of shit.
Also the just straight up take the interest accrued off the top of any money youre holding so that kind of sucks too.

>>15545490
the only people who are anti-robinhood on /smg/ are autists, and we usually run them out of here pretty quick
RH is fine. once you hit mid six figures, you should also have a vanguard or Schwab account. you should have some other account for your 401k anyway

make sure to share a free stock with your bestest friend

>>15545508
Based and no-stop-loss pilled

Honestly can’t decide if I should be stoplossing out or doubling down. Looks like I already missed my chance to catch a lot of the nice dips.

>Frontrun an entry on SNAP
>Gets frontrunned

This is why I hate trading, I hope it crashes and stops those retards out.

>>15545490
If you're trading in 3 and lower 4 figures there's no real good reason not to use RH. They make their money by keeping the difference between the quote and the actual selling price, but you can attempt to out jew them by using limit buys. The thing is with this that I have a hard time believing that any purchase of 1k or less results in a $5 "fee" or more, but there's no way of verifying this because RH doesn't really talk about this practice anyway for fairly obvious reasons. Most people who use it think they pay absolutely nothing because they haven't read the terms and conditions. I use both RH and Schwab, Schwab will tell me what they saved me over the quote and the only time I can remember it being significant was an order for about 3k of some bioshit.

>>15545520
This is bullshit, they'd get their asses sued if they pulled that shit.

>>15545506
mf

>>15545514
No, that's CGC. And TLRY is the TSLA of weed.

>>15545563
>CGC
lel!

>>15545540
nearly every broker pulls that shit my man

Just noticed Friday is the 13th and a full moon. Going to bet on a red Friday.

Making a killing on my PSA and ROKU shorts

>>15545540
It's in the terms and conditions. You did read the terms and conditions, right anon? But seriously, do you think they run RH as a charity? Do you think that the info they sell on 5 figure smarmy millenials is enough to sustain them?

>>15545563
ACB and CRON are the Oldsmobile and Lincoln of weed
HEXO is the Ferrari of weed, for better or for worse
CGC would be the Toyota of weeed

>>15545570
it'll be rough but we'll make it
make sure to hold silver bullets when Friday comes

Options are annoying. I am green on all of my investments today but RH still says I'm down because the stupid options contracts got more expensive.

>>15545564
In terms of infrastructure they're unchallenged. There may be other issues at the moment, but they have their shit together better than any other dude weed lmao that I'm aware of.

>non ACB anons
loll

>>15545595
>unchallenged
lmao!!!

>>15545599
Just threw a grand at some calls, earnings better be good

>>15545599
https://robintrack.net/symbol/ACB
it's just you and half a million other zoomers on robinhood
put your faith in Canada buddy ;^)

>DF now at 1.50

Except it's not because it went to 1.57 before I finished this post.

>be diversifed
>still get crushed on all holdings

gay.

Looks like NBRV finally woke up

>>15545627
probably going to throw a stop loss on my DF for the next dip

:p

>>15545637

I MADE IT!!
I MADE FRIENDSSSS!!!

>>15545656
Congrats fren, the first of many.

>>15545656
first of many frens desu

Which of these are the winners and which are the losers?

Let my MNK calls hit $2.00 today.....

>>15545721
>$7 ACB call
bold

>>15545637
Curious, what other ones are you in?

I'd be invested in Danone if they weren't OTC.

>>15545656
based and divvypilled

>>15545662
>>15545675
Thanks buds

Didn’t buy today’s dip, limit order was 0.20 too low ;_;

>>15545731
everything in the pic is all the various brands owned by DF
I don't have any other dairy plays, just a growing collection of all kinds of foodstocks

crude oil almost hitting 60 again, and natty gas is surging like never before, all despite dollar strength. not always follow crude and gas dxy

>>15545758
>natty gas is surging like never before
dead cat bounce?

God I wish I could buy this MCD dip. Buy it because it's a retarded nonsense selloff. They bought a A.I. startup to work on automated drive-tru service.

>>15545750
why is DF down almost 70% YTD?

STOCKS AND THE MARKET IS JUST A PLOY BY THE BANKS TO KEEP US COMPLACENT

WAKE UP PEOPLE

>>15545750
Ah, okay.

I think the only other notable foodstock I have is Kroger; I got some in the dip at $21 and am holding indefinitely for divvies.

>>15545775
this guy is right, only buy boomer rocks and crip toe current sea

>>15545775
im sure retards like you have been saying that since the 1600s, try again next century

>>15545775
just unloaded all my equities for monero and what may or may not be gold I got off the internet, thanks anon.

I'm up trading on things I feel strongly about but now it looks like there's no good trades but the degenerate in me needs action so I'll probably go in on something stupid like 09/20 GameStop puts and lose half my money.

>>15545825
You and new can lose on GME puts together

>>15545769
I don’t think that’s even relevant?

Pepsi is down, Coke is down, MasterCard and visa are down, Proctor is down... all the “slowdown stocks and “this company will be around forever” stocks look like they’re down.

>>15545825
my GME limit puts never got filled. unsure if that will turn out to be good or bad...will find out tonight I guess.

>>15545604
Oh shit, I didn't realize you had such a strong and well thought out argument to support your beliefs. I'll just leave this thread in shame now, I'm sorry.

Help me out anons, sold my first call today on RH for a $1.25 premium. It's showing that i sold it but the premium wasn't credited to my account. Do i have to wait till it expires or i buy it back to collect it?

>>15545771
Milk consumption has been down and Walmart is trying to process its own milk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15545870
post a screenshot of the call that shows that you sold it
did the order actually fill?

your RH account value won't change by much, but if the order filled the cash should be there
if it did fill and the cash isn't there, contact RH support in the app ASAP

>>15545879
>white nation security advisor
god i wish

>>15545864
np bud.

>>15545899
>white nation security advisor
that'd boost the price of milk. A less white America=falling dairy prices. Many non-whites are lactose intolerant.

>>15545895
It filled. It says -1 contracts market value -90.00 total gain +35.00
Cant screenshot cuz broken phonefag

>>15545775
This is true. Interest rates are suppressed to keep the stock market up. Meanwhile that keeps bank interest on savings accounts down effectively requiring everyone to invest in the stock market. It's a real scam and no one cares for some reason?

DEAN FOODS AHHHHHHHHH

SFM BROS WW@?
+2%

Acb projected to announce losses, any reason to expect a rally? Probably dumping today before the dip

>>15545766
not sure. all i know there are too many goblins around!

Is NEXO a good place to cash out?
Is the journey for finding a place to cash out over frens?

>>15545983
ya. ive been shilling all day but i sold at the top already lmao

>>15545968
my body is ready based sproutfren

>>15545656
GEE BILL, TWO DOLLARS?

>>15546003
They gave me money for nothing. I’m gonna call it a win!

>>15545992
$20 by the end of this week

>MO get ma a downgrade and a price target cut
>barely moves

We’ve finally found a bottom, right guys?

>>15545588
I actually like Toyota. CGC I can't get out of fast enough.

>>15546021
dont bother with the naysayers they just want to chase options. should try to find a real broker tjough so you can drip and be comfy desu

>>15546055
hope so, got hurt on puts last week

>>15546070
Got one of those too, but it still looks like I’m gonna be poor forever!

Reeeeee when will the ither person(s) exercise this call that screwed me over!!! I cant risk buying ODP if this guy doesnt exercise it and it ends up crashing before expiration AND my bags DOUBLE in size but lose value AHHHHHHH

just got off the phone with the ACB CFO. its not good, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>15546025
I hope so

>>15541223
Just sold my GPRO calls for a nice 60% return.

I have no money in market right now, What should do I do? What should I look into buying next?

OH FUCK THE MUSTACHE MAN IS OUT!!!

>>15546144
that must be my why ITA "defense" ETF has been bleeding down which is highly unusual as it had previously only gone up. Must have been word the Hawk would be out.

>>15544598
Compounding interest.
2.5% per week is a tall order, but dividend payouts seem to yield 1%. (Sure it's usually 4-5% annually, but they pay quarterly). Yes, the stock drops when the payout happens, but if I can break even on the buy/sell, that's a potential of 5%/week. I'm only hoping for half that. I've got multiple stocks and hold for a short period, but I buy and sell every day.
We'll see, it's all a test. I'm up .5% today and that doesn't take into account dividend money.

Bolton is out!!!

YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

I can't wait to drink Ben Shapiro's tears.

>>15546172
Damn, good time to short lmt and utx

How do I short the Zionist Entity?

>>15544748
I'm looking for half that, and I'm not that wet behind the ears.
>Each day find a dividend that pays 1%
>Hold until you're in the green with the stock
>Rinse and repeat
That's 5% per week in a perfect world. I've got my sights set on half of that, which is still an astronomical 350% YOY achievement. I'd settle for 50%

>>15546182
Shit really?

Do I take my gains and sell my lmt?

>>15546137
Buy Zoetis. Buy the dip

>>15546210
Nah, I added lmt today. Ita is also going back up.

>>15546205
>hold until you‘re green
>yfw you get khc‘d

>>15546222
Why is it so overvalued?

>>15546240
>overvalued
pfft, we're going to the moon. Wait until their monoclonal antibody treatment for dogs is approved.

>>15546168
You're assuming 1 stock

>>15546250
>Mab for dogs
CO is so much cheaper

>>15546025
well played SFM fren

>>15541718
Except for a bunch of tarrifs which have already been applied, and been in effect for a while now.

The whole market decides they hate low volatility stocks as soon as I find SPLV, and a rotation starts as soon as I find MTUM and SPMO...

And of course I bought them. Fuck me!

>>15546225
Yeah, I wasn’t really going to sell. They got those flying machines!

>>15546261
>implying people wont pay premium for the best care for their beloved pooch
People will take on the equivalent of an additional month's rent for years just to keep their dog alive rather than having it euthanised.

SFM SFM SFM SFM

who has the balls to hold TLRD through earnings

TWICE NOW THAT IVE SEEN A STOCK THAT I BELIEVE IS AT ROCK BOTTOM AND I REFUSE TO BUY IT UNLESS IT GOES 1 PENNY LOWER.

ONE OF THEM IS ALRRADY +25% SINCE THEN, THAT WAS LAST WEEK

AHHHHHHHHHH I SUCK AT THIS I EITHER REFUSE TO BUY A STOCK LONG ENOUGH ON AN UPWARD TREND AND WHEN I DO IT CRASHES IF I BUY EARLIER IT JUST CRASHES THEN. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!! THEN INE I SINCERELY BELIEVE IT HAS BOTTOMED OUT WHEREIN I DO NOT GO ASKING OTHERS FOR ADVICE IT MOONS HARD BUT I DECIDE TO PENNY PINCH!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DO I SUCK SO BAD AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!

>>15546237
I do have filters in for amount of years paid out and their rating (pic related)
>>15546259
No, I'm playing a pattern.
There are 26 companies paying dividends if you buy today. I'm trying to find the highest yield, then I'll sell as soon as the stock didn't cost me money.
Today I'm playing MPW. They're paying out 1.8% tomorrow.
As soon as the stock rises above the current $18.75, I'll sell and make a 1.8% profit.
I'm not all in on one stock or one day.
Yes, there's a 7% increase in capital gains tax for not holding for a year. Boohoo.

>>15546300
I'm reasonably well off and I buy generic flea+tick stuff from Australia for my doggofren. Works just as good and it's like 60% cheaper.

>>15546261
good lead thanks

>>15546311
I plan on holding calls through earnings

NEW
>>15546326
>>15546326
>>15546326
NEW
>>15546326
>>15546326
>>15546326

I picked up some KR yesterday. Staying away from GME and ACB - way too risky. What are you anons holding?

>>15545627
God damn my covered calls are at 1.55...

>>15546320
>I REFUSE TO BUY IT UNLESS IT GOES 1 PENNY LOWER.

penny wise pound foolish. you're losing 24 cents to save one cent.

>>15546331
Monoclonal antibodies and CO treatment are not comparable to branded and generic drugs.
Monoclonal Antibodies are inherently more effective.
Also lots of people take out pet insurance and will accept paying a few extra dollars a month to ensure their pets have the best care available

>>15546321
>>15546205
I've only been working it for 3 days but you can see I'm not losing money. Dividends won't pay out for another 2-3 weeks, but that's +0.97% ($4.37) guaranteed profit.

>>15546366
you keep getting dubs shilling this....i will look into both

Been loading up on more RVLV every time it goes back down to the floor of ~21.50.

Today might finally be the day it starts heading back to the 40s.