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>Tfw literally bugged my workplace with $500 magnetic Russian listening devices which can last for 9 months (they only activate upon hearing the tone of a human voice) and I'll use it to blackmail and cause trouble if I hear anything good
Normies btfo lmao.

>> No.15538617

>>15538595

You should make a fart megamix. And leave it playing around the office.

>> No.15538621

>>15538595
yea but you'll have to listen to thousands of hours worth of shit just to find something good. even then u cant use the recordings against anyone bc it isnt admissible in court since u were illegally recording them without their consent.

tldr; OP just wasted $500

>> No.15538622

>>15538595
Imagine listening to (9h x n of devices) - silent time daily. Not gonna make it

>> No.15538627

>>15538621
>he doesnt know you can pay $100 to third worlders and have the whole thing turned into text to search through.

>> No.15538634

imagine serving a sentence in the pen for such a dumbass move

>> No.15538649

>>15538622
Checked and confirmed. OP is verified cringe level

>> No.15538727

>>15538622
Since its just voice you can overlay all the streams and listen at the same time at 2x speed.

>> No.15538755

>>15538595
I just sniff the chairs of my female coworkers when they are not in the office.
they have nice asses

>> No.15538835

>>15538621
Better than that, it’s a crime in some (most) jurisdictions to record people without their knowledge or consent. OP gonna get hurt real bad

>> No.15538848

>>15538755
This

>> No.15538897

>>15538622
what a dumb fuck, jesus fuck

you can put the recordings in a daw and just go to the parts with actual input

you fucking fuck

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15538958

>>15538595
>they only activate upon hearing the tone of a human voice
>I'll use it to blackmail and cause trouble if I hear anything good

fucking BASED!

https://aws.amazon.com/transcribe/pricing/
60 minutes $1.44

>> No.15538990

>>15538897
This nigger didn't even understand that the devices remove the silence on their own and I'm the dumb fuck. Using a daw is redundant and literally more time consuming braindead