/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15531741
bring a sergey pic with you

>>15531741
I had an elderly relative die over the weekend so I have an excuse to call out. Honestly would rather be at the funeral with my family than at my cuck job

>>15531741
I feel the same way anon, I don't how my dad and uncles have spent there whole lives wagecucking and never heard a complaint from them about it. The only thing that keeps me going is to one day open a distillery and produce a variety of alcoholic beverages. My advise to you anon is my a goal and never loose faith and determination trust me we all needed.

>>15531830
To find a Goal

>>15531830
Maybe something is wrong with our brains that leads us to /biz/ and the other normies dont have this feeling. They are not awake

at least you have privacy

>>15531899
Lmao open workspaces were designed to make sure people were working right? Damn thats cucked

back to work tomorrow, wagie

>>15531910
How do i become a NEET??

I'm getting to the point where I'm getting bored on weekends and I don't mind too much having to wage cuck. Is it over for me?

>>15531741
iktfb

They just keep dangling carrots in front of me every year and it makes it hard to just give it up.

>>15531956
I kind of know that feeling. Im miserable at work but im miserable at home too. I almost feel guilty for not doing anything.

Work has done a number on us.

>>15531842
>they are not awake
dude matrix has been out for 20 years now

>>15531741
WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE

I work hard and I have no assets, no skills and poor mental health to show for it.
3 years Ive been investing in cryptocurrency. $500 is my total investment. Most of the money I put in trickles away due to real world expenses. I cannot keep this up, 15 years now, another 35 to go, I'm going to commit sudoku way before then.

>5 am shift

>>15531899
My old job has a complete autist running our office. He had big dreams to be the next head of the department after his boss retired so he did a lot to increase productivity and one of his grand ideas was turning our office space into a wage-opticon. Everyone's computers faced outward from the wall in a square room and he sat in the center on his fucking mac book just watching all of us passively

>>15532333
This.

Count your fucking blessings OP, I get up at 3:45 to get to work for a 5am, 9 hour shift. In a goddamn supermarket.

Some of you have it made.

>>15532352
Holy fuck what a freak

>>15531741
>1 AM shift

>>15532352
lol that sucks, can't even browse a normie news site.

>>15532352
How is it possible that the entire office didn't mutiny on his ass and throw him out the window? Are you that big of a cuck?

>>15532413
>11pm to 7am

J U S T

>>15532352
Holy shit I'm dying

>>15532352
A fucking wage-opticon lmao

>>15531936
Take a shit on your bosses desk.

>>15532333
>>15532354
5 am start wagies unite. How JUSTed are you boys?

>>15533223
JUSTed pretty hard when I got made redundant from my old job as a dispensing optician, but I'm in med school now so it's not so bad.

Still destined to wage though until £1k LINK

What about you fren?

At least you have a cubicle.
I have a degree and not a single entry-level job will take me.

>>15532352
>wage opticon

Holy fuck my sides anon

just join a union bro

>>15532352
Mon Dieu!

>>15532352
>wage-opticon

>>15532352
Nightmare fuel

>>15531741

I'm thinking about not leaving the house and instead playing wow classic a day while I wiggle my mouse to be a green dot in IMlu

>>15532352

How do I long Foucoult?

>>15531741
Waging is a way to get out. Work hard, be diligent, learn the business and look for opportunities. Every business has multiple areas that cna be improved on, start showing your superiors how you can improve the business (make them more money) and soon you will be a superior.

>>15532352
i would turn my desk around or work on a beanbag and if i get fired then get neetbucks

>>15531741
i called in sick today, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>15535833
You mean show them you are the perfect worker ant destined for your role for ever. If they promote you who will do your old job better than you?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbert_principle

>>15531830
>I don't how my dad and uncles have spent there whole lives wagecucking and never heard a complaint from them about it.
probably because they worked shorter hours at a more bearable job for better pay and could look forward to coming home every day to a nice family

>>15531741
>mfw I have control over my work schedule, and can take today off if I feel like it.

>>15536823
Also less social media and instant news to compare themselves to others and feel an overwhelming amount of fear.

>CUBICLE
You lucky fuck

>>15531741
I haven't "worked" in over 13 years, make money online from home with shady subscription based websites and just have sex with young third world sugar baby thots every day ~8)

Have fun being a ragiewagie anon

>>15537147
How shady we talking?