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are you planning some sort of double homicide? you fucking pajeet... have a life... FUCKING MORON... dont be such a disappoint for your father.

>>15526683
Assuming they die right this second, I'd be an instant millionaire once their house is sold.
TFW parents live in a mcmansion but won't lend me a dime to help with my student loans. At least I'm the sole inheritor. My parents wrote the shittiest will, everything goes to the immediate next of kin, so as long as I'm alive my sister gets fucked.

>>15526683
If you were an adult, you'd be considering how to do for your kid, what your parents did for you.
But I doubt you'll even have kids, you fucking worm.

>>15526702
"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you"
"Mother? I want to... AAAAAAAAAAAA"

is that a woman

>>15526702
I would NEVER hurt my parents.

Can you do it for me?

>>15526683
If my mom died today I would probably be a millionaire between her 401k, house and life insurance. You can always make money but you can't get your parents back after they pass- it's not worth it.

>>15526708
It baffles me how american boomers have no concept of generational wealth

Mine don't have a penny to their name. They have a piece of shit house in the dying countryside. We literally won't be able to sell it. Near zero inheritance to expect.

And I'm a wagecuck.

>>15526683
I'M MY PARENT'S RETIREMENT PLAN

>>15526727
THIS. My only goal is to take whatever I can get in life and pass it along to my future kids. I'd like to set up a generational trust fund eventually.

>>15526728
>>15526742
You guys are fucked. I'm sorry.

>>15526726
sometimes it's worth it. A lot of people have scumbag parents

>>15526683
>I won't feel bad if I get someone to kill my parents for me
Go talk to a therapist man. Also build your own success don't steal it from others, trashman.

>>15526775

Thanks. I mean it does teach you humility. And at least they didn't totally suck as parents despite all the wrong decisions they made. And they are still alive, so that's pretty cool. So many people have dead parents, you have to consider it worth a lot, rather have them alive

>>15526683
>If both my parents die I would be set for life
You're already set for life if your parents are rich. Or are you from some typical anglo goyim family that throws their kids out the moment they hit 18.

>>15526791
That's true, but you'll always be haunted by having never reconciled with them. I'm happy that I try to keep good relations with my parents despite their flaws. My mom has called me a piece of shit to my face more times than I can count and then she wonders why I don't want to move back in with her. I would never think of hurting her though she's wagecucked for decades and deserves her upcoming retirement

Boomer parents already died and left me with nothing, in fact I even received a phone call from their bank telling me I was supposed to handle their debt... Told them to fuck off. Fuck boomers so goddamn hard. Wasted their entire inheritances and paychecks on the dumbest fucking consumerist things without ever investing in any appreciative assets, only ever thinking short term and selfishly, irresponsibly, constantly getting kiked. Entire generation of goyim cattle.

I mean yeah i get 2 apartments in downtown, 1 countryside farmhouse with a huge hass field to grow crops and another house in a suburb. I am the only child.

But i hope i am not getting any of that too soon. I love my parents.

>>15526714
i honestly can't think a better way to mess up your life than having kids, so of course i won't have any, i'm not stupid

unironically the second biggest reason i'm not having kids is because I know it will better for them if they did not exist in the first place, that's what they would want from the start

think about all those miserable teenagers wanting to kill themselves, but the only reason they won't do it is because of the suffering it would bring for their parents, well guess what son ? you won't have to worry about this with me, no need to thank me

holy crap i just realized i'm already a better father than you ever be

>>15526972
>OP considers murdering his parents for his inheritance
>probably won't help them in old age or find a way to abandon them in a home
>refuses to have children
>committing genetic suicide and stabbing your parents in the back after investing innumerable resources in raising you
kys OP

>>15526683
Is this an high-quality ironic feels thread, or an actually light sociopath allowing his musings to vent out and possibly seek validation?

In the minimal case it's the latter, please try to amend your life, anon.

>>15526683
You’re mental.

>>15526683
My mom owns a small house in a very poor city so it's worth very little. £170k or so.
If you passed I would leverage it to fuck, purchase 4 propertiesand rent them out alongside my family home (my home town has very high rental yield rates). I would probably work for another 5 years or so just to create a safety net to cover any unforseen circumstances and then I could retire quite comfortably on rental income

my parents died and i got nothing, fuck you OP you don't deserve a penny from them when they die.

>>15526683
For me it's like I was in the same situation, but now am not.

I was like 17 when my mom got in a car accident and lost her business. Small business but she still made 200-400k a year. Car accident broke her spine and she tried a shitton of experimental and non-covered surgeries and spent a lot of savings. She sold the house to finance this and bought a small seaside house where we lived. I was getting ready for college at the time, and because we always had money, I picked an expensive ass school. Hurricane sandy happened the following year and destroyed parent's new house and my first car, my mom was still going through surgeries at this time and come to find out my dad secretly despised me for whatever reason, so I ended up homeless. Not truly homeless, just couch surfing for about a year. Had never dealt with anything like this before, and was quickly spending the money that was put away for college. Become severely depressed during this time and ended up getting addicted to heroin, which quickly burned up most of my money.

Most of my family was wealthy, and eventually my aunt who lives in queens offered if I wanted to move into an apartment she owned that was vacant, that was close enough for me to commute to school. I took that offer and after like, 3 months, she abruptly told me I had to leave because she found a renter. I didn't have enough money to do more than a semester at school anyway, so I just picked a cheap ass place to live and moved there via a greyhound bus with no possessions besides some clothing. Ended up picking montana. Worked as a hotel night manager for a little while. Ended up getting off heroin while there, but hated it there, and moved to minnesota a few years later. Now I work in construction, make 25-30k a year, and this is probably the most i'll ever earn.

Sucks so much. My childhood feels like a fever dream that never happened.

>>15527577
The worst part about this situation was trying to ask family members who told me they'd always be there for me, for help.

Got told to "man up" across the board, while homeless and having never even held a job. I wasn't even a bad kid. Good grades, a decided field to go to school for that I was already advanced/talented in. Don't trust your family to look out for you, is what I took away from this. It was all love until financial expenses came into the picture. The only person who didn't bail was my older brother, and he was put into the exact same situation.

He always told me not to trust our family and I never understood why. Don't know how he even could've known, but he was already telling me that when we were in our early teens.

I'm in largely the same situation but I have zero interest in your "strangers on a train" proposition.

>>15527017
>committing genetic suicide
nice meme language. when i'm dead, i won't fucking care about what's left behind. now piss off

>>15526972
Obviously, I was a teenager once too, but clearly you are still one, because you unironically think the anguish of maturity lasts forever.
You're a genetic failure, and a hedonistic fool to think you're doing anyone a service by not completing your biological imperative.

>>15527621
Also, in regard to inheritances. The only thing i'm set to inherit is a piece of shit house in florida worth maybe 50,000 dollars. My mom's way of saying sorry, I suppose. Even that is questionable, because i'm sure some debt comes with it. Maybe more than it's worth. And OP, you're a sick fuck for even suggesting what you're suggesting in this thread. You're going to get the inheritance one way or another, but you're impatient enough to have your parents killed to cash in?

Did their relationship mean nothing to you? Absolutely degenerate.

>>15526683
the longer you look at the creepier it gets

>>15526728
Holy shit are you literally me?

>>15527661
That's not necessarily an immature thought. Some people are just aware that they would make garbage parents. There's no shame in admitting that. But there is shame in bringing kids into this world and setting them up for failure by not being good enough to prepare them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tr8XcTrRM8&t=31m46s
this fuckup threw such an autist fit that after 22 years living with his parents, he snapped one day and stabbed them both to death, gouging out his mother's right eye with a chef's knife in the process. do not want.

>>15527782
I understand why someone would do that.

>>15526683
I'm in a similar situation, my parents live in a ~$1MM home (that they paid half as much for, freaking boomers) and although I don't know the precise amount, I'd estimate they have around ~$2MM in savings and investments (my dad started investing in Apple in the late 80s)

I would never wish my parents ill and I hope they live long, happy lives. The money they have is theirs to spend and if they blow it all on fancy vacations or spend it all on end-of-life care, that's their prerogative.

but it's weird being in my late 20s, feeling poor, living with a roommate and eating like a broke college student, wagecucking and struggling, while knowing that someday I will potentially become an overnight millionaire, and that all of my wagecucking and crypto investing struggling was ultimately pointless

but if my parents started giving me money now, I'd just stop working and be a full-time NEET, so I guess I have to outlive them before I can live life as the disappointment I always wanted to be

>>15526683
You should do both of them a favor and kys.

>>15526727

newspapers guilt them with how the blacks waste their money and don't have assets.

My parents spend all their money on useless shit since my dad just counts on his retired vet status to give him a good retirement.
He's gonna be in for a rude awakening.

>>15527577
Should’ve just enlisted into the military faggot

>>15527980
>vets expecting to be taken care of
I love this shit. How do vets not realize that the government has never kept its promises to veterans.Veterans of the fucking Revolution didn't even receive their full compensation, let alone all the homeless vets after WWI, etc, forever.

>>15527993
I didn't think I could handle it psychologically at the time. I was severely addicted, and had recently been diagnosed with a few mental issues and was suicidal. I regret not trying, though. I had a friend become a marine around the same time, and they paid for him to go to school afterwards. He's a plane mechanic last I heard, making decent money. Also got to see the world.

Hindsight is 20/20. I was a sheltered kid and had no idea what I was supposed to be doing or how to get started.

>>15526683
Mfw I would have been a millionaire if my parents died 10 years earlier than they did...before they lost everything through bad decisions and idiocy then died flat broke...nothing... boomers

>>15526720
Based as fuck

>>15528075
Mfw I am a millionare, and I now pay for my parent's luxury expenses because I made good decisions.
It feels so good to be the one in charge and providing, nowadays my parents even ask me for advice now and again.

My dad is selling our family home and since I'm pretty sure he has no other retirement savings will probably spend all of the funds before he dies. My sister is getting our smaller home so that leaves me the beach house. I won't be able to sell it until dad is dead, which could honestly be another couple of decades, and assuming it doesn't get wiped out by a hurricane first. The money from that would solve almost all my current problems but definitely not enough to retire on. But who else knows what my dad's got, part of me itches for him to die so I can go ahead and see. We've had a stained relationship my entire life and I'm just about ready for it to be totally over.

my dad hung himself when i was 18
i found 4chan the next month

im 28


oh yea i dont get anything , my wife doesnt get anything either

>>15526683
Any generational wealth my parents might have had will likely go into caring for my mother's dementia.

>>15526728
What part of the country? A lot of rural property will start going up in value as wealthy white families move out of the city away from street shitters and chaos. Have faith, build your wealth and live off the land.

>>15526683
parents worth about $2.5m in total, not sure how much i'd inherit because i have a brother and my step dad has 2 kids even though they're not really part of the family now. Either way i'll make a fair bit.

>>15526683
>another day on biz!
>trying to kill their parents so they can cover up btc looses
>another day on /biz/...

>>15528179
>assuming it doesn't get wiped out by a hurricane first
americans... HAHAHA

>>15528321
>thinking hurricanes only happen in America
>thinking hurricanes happen everywhere in America
brainlets... HAHAHA

>>15527577
>>15527621
>>15527674
Damn, anon. Look into some solid cryptos like LINK and RSR on here and hodl long term.

>>15528179
Are homes in hurricane-prone areas completely uninsurable? Why would anyone want to live there?

>>15526683
You should KYS.

My brother and I will inherit >$10million when our parents pass. My father is in his 70’s and my mother is in her 60’s. I would never try and hurt them for their money, quite the opposite actually. I would spend every penny to ensure they live a healthy life.

My brother and I have also both created sizable fortunes of our own. We’re not banking on our inheritance because we’re not losers. You are absolute filth, OP. You are the worst type of scum on the planet.

>>15526683
What a coincidence, I have an adulterous wife I want to kill. Perhaps we should meet on a train and discuss this?

ok biztards here's a question. Would you trade all your friends and family for 10 million dollars Y/N? Neets with no loved ones can't answer.

>>15526683
You are a piece of shit and you deserve nothing

>>15528488
Of course, the only reason my childhood lifelong friends are in my life at all is because my parents chose to purchase a house in a specific neighborhood, had they chose to live 5 miles further down the road I would have had a completely different set of friends with whom I was equally close to.

Friends are circumstantial and most people who aren't autistic /biz/ posters are relatively compatible. I can easily find new friends

>>15528341
>getting butthurt by a comment on a chinese board...
amerimutts... HAHAHA...

>>15528202
>Wife doesn't inherit anything from dead father
A-are you a Lannister?

>>15528488
Only if "trading" them doesn't mean them dying.

>parents give all their money to the church when I was growing up
>dad straight up dipped out
>mom made me feel like a sunk cost
>literally used the money my grandparents had saved to pay my college debt off on a bigger house right as I graduated college
>now bitch about said house and contemplate downsizing
>no assets besides the fucking house


Yeah they can get fucked

>>15528508
T. Doesn't have a proper friend

>>15526683
Boomers squandered it all. On my own, bros.

It really depends on if your parents are morally good people in the first place, desu.

Mine are homicidal sociopaths who have already killed some of their own other family members a/o literal pedophiles who have preyed on multiple children (not me though).

It's a hard place to be when you'd know FOR A FACT that the world would be a physically better place without them around...

Praise Jesus.

Genesis 4:10 King James Version (KJV)
10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.