/biz/ - Business & Finance

Go all in a suicide shitcoin and pray it goes up. That's the most logical option you have.

>>15513112
Ya.. figured that's all I could do. Damn, my life sucks.

>>15513112
>>15513124

MITX should do well in that case.

>>15513074
I think there’s an ETH smart contract that will loan you indiscriminately, however you gotta put up collateral. Other than that best bet is lending tree

>>15513074

Are you Shpongled?

use penfed and get a used auto loan

Discover personal loans will give you 40k even with that credit score but your apr Will be out of this world.

>>15514504
Hmm.. I don't have a choice. 8,746.5 as a result of the apr with 35k. If I use Discover.

That or 11996 as the result of the apr for 40k if I used freedomplus.

Fuck me. I have no choice.

>>15514504
Rejected. I really am fucked. My only hope is lucking out with crypto.

>>15513074
Are you dying and need medical care?
You could probably get a plane ticket to a meme country that will treat you for free for significantly less if that's the case.

>>15514604
Another rejection. Guess I'll neck myself.

>>15514613
Ya, I'm dying. Insurance won't cover it. It's 40k in another country. It's like 80k+ in the u.s.

>>15514675
Pray to God and accept Jesus as your saviour. He can help, and if not you will have a perfect body in heaven

>>15514777
Witnessed, and I agree. With man, lots of things are impossible, with God, nothing is impossible.
Just find a quiet room
Clear your mind
Get on your knees, on a couch you sit on a lot, a bed works too
Confess to Lord God that you are sorry for any sins you may have commited
Confess to Lord God that you forgive anyone who has ever transgressed against you.
Just ask Lord God to be your refuge, to guard you, to lift you, to inspire wisdom and courage within your life
And confess to The Lord that you will dedicate your life to The Lord's will, wether that be if you live or die.
Confess to The Lord your love and gratitude of your experience in this life so far, and the ones you will get to have in the future.
Seek God in your thoughts, know that The Lord God loves you, and that everything will be okay.
If you do these things, just really reflect on what these things mean, really reflect through out your whole life, all the things that have led you to where you are, exactly right now.
God bless you anon, I don't know who you are , but I really hope it works out for you brother, just know God wants us to grow.

buy holo

>>15513074
If you want a coin thats going to take off soon, its LINK. I promise you will not regret holding LINK. Huge announcements this month brother, a lot of things that have been happening behind the scenes are finally coming together this month.

>>15514777
>>15514959
I need real solutions. god is only good at creating problems.

>>15514959
Worshipping a human is the worst t hing you can do. God is beyond human. Christ was not God

>>15514980
I invested 1k into link already.. could you imagine 20 dollars eoy? I'd be happy.

I bought at 2.19 cause I wanted to swong trade it.. but then it kept dumping.

(20-2.19)/2.19 = 8.13x
From 1k to a little over 8k... but it ain't gonna happen.

>>15514980
Get dumped on chumps. Seriously LINK has zero use case and it's going to 25 cents this month. I can't believe how gullible you fuckers are.

>>15515067
>20 dollars eoy
supply retard.. sir gay dumping retard. you guys are cucked.

>>15515067
Yes I could see well over 20$ eoy if things go right, and it looks like things are going great. If you want that 40k$ by the end of this month, then try to have 4k LINK.

>>15515065
Christ came to glorify God, go read some scripture friend, a lot of churches are led by false prophets.

>>15515082
>>15515087
Get lost. This will be you if you don't hold LINK.

>>15515087
>>15515082
This is the most retarded fud I've read all day.
https://walletinvestor.com/forecast/chainlink-prediction
It may very well sink hard short term, but the future pump is real.

"With a 5-year investment, the revenue is expected to be around +1088.23%. Your current $100 investment may be up to $1188.23 in 2024."

I wouldn't buy more now since more dumps may be incoming,
https://coinpredictor.io/chainlink
(Maybe best to sell now and buy more when it bottoms out).

>>15515096
>Get lost. This will be you if you don't hold LINK.
this is unironically link holders RIGHT NOW

>>15515093
The Christ you know is an imposter, hes following the true Christ which came way before his time. Look up Thoth

>>15515108
Is you were to buy when it dumps to 1.25 (which it might in 4 weeks according to the second link), that would be (20.735-1.25)/1.25 = 15.58x in 5 years.

10k just turned into 155,880. Subject to change..

>>15515108
I'd normally agree, but I'd say we just reached as low as we will go unless something catastrophic happens, there are quite a few bullish things happening this month with chainlink that I think will catch a lot of people by surprise again. I can see up to 9$+ by the end of this month, and a steady climb after unless tether gets fucked.

>>15515124
He's not an imposter, you fail to realize the nature of this world we live in, so of course none of it could ever make sense to you.

>>15515067
What medical problem?

>>15515154
Ligma.

>>15515154
Ligma balls.

>>15515166

I bet you think you're real clever mister. Well guess what punk? This is /biz/, home of serious beeeezness.

>>15513074
my god this is it, the apex of the wojak evolution... i never thought I would lay my eyes upon it yet there it is .. perfection manifest..

>>15515240
It was predicted!!
https://youtu.be/65xLByzT1l0

>>15515056
Seems like your attitude isn't going to help, the sooner you take responsibility for your life and the actions that took you there, then you will have a difficult time. Don't blame God anon.

>>15515823
Less difficult* getting late. Anyways I hope you find some peace. Don't forget about LINK.