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>The way your dad looked at it, this cube was your birthright. He'd be damned if any chinks (lookin at you CZ) gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he stacked it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his hardware wallet. 2 long years, he stacked this cube in his hardware wallet. Then when he died of chronic fudsyndrome, he gave me the hardware wallet. I hid the uncomfortable piece of plastic up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home from /biz/ to my family. And now, little Sergey, I give the cubes to you.

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>>15509888
BASED and Captain Koons pilled

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>>15509888
Heh

>> No.15510032

>>15509888
here's a better story
>Sorry kid *hic* you gon have to pay for your own college, daddy wasted all his money on internet memecoins and alcohol to cope after they -99% *hic* don't trust russians kid, those god damn commies, don't trust them for a second, those... those fat beautiful russians... *sobbing*

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>>15509888
checked and kekked