/biz/ - Business & Finance

Delusional incel, go out once in a while.

>>15505563
>All boys NYC Private School
Sounds like a faggot

I'm getting major AUT(ism) vibes here. How to long this?

>>15505563
What's the point of giving him a bigger vocalubary if he can't talk with his peers?

Give him a DOS computer and teach him to program instead.

>>15505618
this
make the surrogate read java, python and kubernetes documentation aloud during pregnancy
lock the kid in a room with a computer where he must learn2code to receive a cookie

>>15505563
So basically he'll only be fit to be a humanities major NEET living off his trust fund?

>>15505645
no computers, just the imaginarium and the garden for the first few years, otherwise, well thought out text fren, were all gonna make it

>>15505563
>roastie with bachelors degree
>no fish
>teach french
>sending it to university to become a marxist
just imagine doing all of that and ruining it all with those few things

>>15506096
>>roastie with bachelors degree
Egg donor*, it shows she is educated

>no fish

Mercury under 8 is terrible for development.

>learn French

This is good. You're American.

>university

State schools and Ivy is different than others. Georgetown is based and it's where the Elite send their kids

>>15505563
I am all for reproduction through surrogacy, but I don't have enough money for this, me thinks. I also want a lot of kids so might have to compromise on quality a little.

>>15506112
Omega 3 can be gained through this.

https://www.amazon.com/Plant-Based-Supplement-Omega-3s-Aftertaste-Vegetarian/dp/B004LL7AXE

>>15506112
she's likely been educated into a feminist marxist and those should not be anywhere near children
mercury is a meme, ones low down in the food chain are fine at least a once or twice a week, lots of benefits
i'm british we don't need to learn french
all universities are jewed marxist brainwashing institutions, especially the elite ones

>>15506164
Egg donor will never meet the child.

Most incel thread on biz for a while. Congrats on this, seriously

>>15506170
Women ruin your finances and they ruin the children by teaching them all wrong. Women can make babies into children but men make children into adults. That's it.
Why don't you want to control your own money and kids?

>>15505563
>Leo Zodiac Sign
Stopped reading there

>>15506226

>>15506168
i think it overall is a bad idea, because kids still need their mother to learn from, i think that psychology bullshit of "forming a template of a wife/husband from your mother/father" isn't a meme. I have noticed some things in my brothers and sister and their wives/girlfriends/boyfriend
if a girl doesn't have a mother, you will probably get a tomboy lesbian or a son that is a maximum sperg around women and fuck nanny/wet nurse too, they can't ever be trusted 100%
the /pol/ nanny cam videos are seared into memory

>first 2 years on milk and puree only
Kek, so it'll be a jawless incel like yourself OP.

The fact that even with all of those it can still become a fuckup means something

>>15505570
>>15506170
>>15506546
Salty roasties spotted

>>15506234
This
Kids need a mom. I promise you right now, you can have all the love in the world for your offspring, but you lack the patience and nurturing impulse to balance out their development, and nannys will just never love a child like their own flesh and blood.

>>15506234
>/pol/ nanny cams
What is that?

>>15506233
It's a figure of speech retard

>>15506233
it doesn't matter. we need to stop lecturing people about these matters. it will only hurt our gains

>>15506670

>Taller than 5'9

>>15505563
how you going to get a male surrogate?

95% of /biz/ can't afford to go out and have a dinner in a small family restaurant near their place of residence once a week.
But sure, if one had 60+ mil laying around that would have been an okay way to spend some.

>>15505563
>no vaccines
based retard

>$50 million Trust Fund Invested from Birth; Received at Age 30; 50% of Interest Payout

>>15506784
fuck off kike

>>15505563
>No vaccine
Retarded neet detected

op needs to have sex

>>15506961
Vaccines are for cattle.

>Teach him LE PIANO
I hate this Faggot superiority meme invented by rich Niggers

Why does learning piano have to do anything with being sophisticated and intelligent?
Jesus Fuck he would have more benefit from being professional Dota player where it takes skills and intelligence to play than memorizing stupid notes and playing them while Fat Old boomers are watching you and thinking they are being culturaly enriched.

>>15505563
Very based stuff anon, lot of salty poorfags in this thread

>>15507303

>>15507278
Imagine comparing your consumerist lower-middle-class dopamine doser to art. I can't tell you're not from a rich family.

>>15507321
can

>>15507316
>thread about practicing eugenics
>calling someone down syndrome

Poorfags really are stupid

>>15507321
>Playing skillful strategic game where speed, thinking, stategic planning is invovled is somehow simple dopamine doser game?

Do you know where you left your brain moron?
Isn't LE MUSIC MEME actually dopamine self jerking ego crap?
Wow I hear different vibrations soo moving its so deep

You can't learn shit from music you dumb ass, its just wearing Gucci vs 10 dollar shirt same color same shit, just makes rich people believe since they are wasting more money on materialistic shit they are somehow sophisticated

>>15507357
Obviously this discussion is pointless since I don't have a hard time conceptualizing an activity that requires fast decision-making, but your brain is too much of a piece of shit to understand anything deeper than the latest money-making scheme designed by professional researchers to distract idiots. Broadly understood, you're just a porn addict.

>>15507418
Jesus fuck every argument I present you jump to totally different answer fuck of I am not bumping this shitty thread anymore
SAGE

>>15507429
kek, you're out of your league

>>15505563
tldr. this is /biz/ you subhuman pleb. what does this have to do with making money?

>>15507429
Yeah because you fundamentally aren't equipped to have discussions on these topics, as is blatantly obvious from the shit you write. I'm sure your great at coding, building model train sets, or whatever.

>>15505645
lolling at kubernetes documentation
what a fuckin cuckdevops memer you are

>>15506615
Yeah retard this place is crawling with rosaries. You’re smart and cool and not fat

Kill yourself op

>>15506726
He means a bull.

>>15505563
This is VERY possibly the most based things I've ever read.
I would however propose the following amendment: horse-riding.

The Devilish Method:

Egg Donor
>sub 80 IQ
>shorter than 5'
>An even mix of all possible races except white
>Scorpio Zodiac Sign
>Criminal history w/e
>31-45 as close as medically possible to menopause
>Raised Muslim
>No Rhesus Antigen within a hundred miles
>As many conditions from the DSM as possible
>Bachelors Degree and Above

IVF Surrogate
>Hit Random on all options
>Go on 14 day bender with surrogate before IVF
>Surrogate will only consume onions and corn based processed foods, no veggies or meat. eat bugs for protein

During Pregnancy for Surrogate
>Pimp out surrogate for $10/pop
>No Fish but consume vast quantities of mercury
>Bombarded with radiation every week
>Added sugar
>Multiple benders with surrogate during pregnancy
>Surrogate must take job in foxconn factory and is shot if they miss a day
>Chain smoke
>Full panel of vaccines
>Surrogate must conform to Uberman sleep schedule
>Only gatorade, no water
>No trips outside the foxconn factory
>No reading but allowed to listen to "critical marxist intersectional gender theory" podcasts

During Birth
>Flood room with radiation
>Second round of vaccines w/ extra thimerosal
>Extra Circumcision
>Do helicopters with umbilical cord

Rest of Life
>good luck, kiddo

>>15509501
>>15505563

never knew that there were people so based and redpilled on /biz/, truly the ubermensch in this site

>>15505563
This board is worse than /r9k/

>>15509501
and thus a /biz/, /pol/, /r9k/ crossposter was born.

>>15509501
>>Bachelors Degree and Above
kek

>>15505563
>no drugs
>take supplements

anon, I...

>>15510045
Supplements don't do anything. The FDA is the most useless agency ever.

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15509501
Lost at extra circumcision

>>15507346
try doing it without the white supremacy fag shit
protip you cant

>>15505563
didnt read lol
>imagine bragging about yourself on an incel anime board

>>15505563
So you want to create the biggest faggot ever ?

My Plan:

-Fuck many woman
-Collect the kids.
-throw them to the wolfs.
-repeat this until you have an 5year old
-take the child and teach him something.
-dump it into the military asap
-watch the child building Rom 2.0

>>15505563
where do I buy a woman like this? 10/10 would invest

>>15506784
think it means no flu shots during pregnancy

>>15505563
>Not homeschooling
Yikes
You need to step up your eugenics program

>>15505563
>one shot at life
>green eyes

>>15510522
you miss out networking with rich kids

>>15505563
White privilege!

>>15507278
It's the most general of instruments. And learning an instrument young allows you to pick up others later in life with ease. I'm damned glad I did band class when I was a kid then played guitar through my teenage years.

>>15510237
You didnt really think this comment through, did you? Lol

>>15510556
I do too, girls love them

>>15505563
>>No Fish

Fool.. Omegas... Omegas

>>15510237
>your kids NEED mutt genes goyim!

>>15505563
>Raised Roman Catholic
>No Working
>Transcendental Meditation x2 Daily
>All boys NYC Private School
>Co-ed CT Boarding School

>”good”