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more useless buzzwords for hype
nothing can save link now

>get a big bowl
>put it on a bar stool
>fill the bowl with milk
>3-5 guys stand around around
>everyone drops their pants and puts their testicle into the bowl
>put your arms around the shoulders of the person standing left and right to you
>hold tight
>count to seven
>everyone now runs clockwise around the bowl while screaming my linkie stays super stinkie
>be sure your testicle are still in the milk bowl
>the last one to still touch the milk with his balls wins and gets to drink all of it
Enjoy.

>>15488581
What's to explain? Things are no more the way they used to be!

>>15488678
Any marines up for doing this when link moons?

>>15488672
fpbp

>>15488689
LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGA
holy shit lmao

>>15488699
Why do we have to wait until January?

>>15488581
Makes Chainlink the likely standard Oracle for ISDA CDM smart contract derivatives, which will be implemented to replace all derivatives in the near future. Hold the line fren.

>>15488699
>>15488712

I don't want to reveal to much but a little bird told me there might be a mixicle tournament on the yacht party

>>15488699
I’ll do it if it hits $2

>>15488699
You don't get it. We have to do this FOR link to moon.

>>15488735
lol no. it'll be some hyperledger bullshit and then everyone will figure out that you just use a web app and a database and no one fucking cares about censoship resistance in a regulated industry.

>>15488581
it makes lambos

>>15488581
No one apart from Sergey can explain it. Not even his inner circle. Sergey invented it whole cloth, the world has never been exposed to an idea like this before.

The best analogy I can come up with is imagine you are an ape who just barely walks upright. Like one generation away from knuckle draggers. You spend your days scampering from tree to tree trying to keep your belly full.
One day it’s a big storm. Lightning strikes a tree nearby and knocks off some burning embers that ignite dry grasses in the forest floor. All of the other animals run away, and you are about to do just that, when suddenly a massive patchwork furred ape lumbers forward and snatched up the burning grass. He quickly wraps it around a limb and adds more grass, holding the torch high above his head as he roars “Nazarov!”. HE HAS JUST INVENTED FIRE.

Dumb inferior ape that you are you don’t understand fuck all about any of this. How is there fire? What it do? Possibilities? You have no answers, but deep in your primate brain a voice tells you to invest in this new invention because it will be huge. That is God’s voice anon, and you should pay it heed.

>>15488735
>>15488857
Based. Have some (You)’s

What I have gathered so far is it is a method of obfuscating payments so you can't source payment transactiona back to their source as in who created the transaction. You also can't tell how much someone got paid. It uses a mixer where transaction outputs are pooled together and mixed.

>>15488581
>>15488735
>>15488857

HAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS

>>15488879
You beautiful bastard

>>15488949
Seriously.. At this point I am convinced LINK is a larp and this is all research for a philosophy PHD thesis that seeks to explain the phenomenon of cucked crypto investors taking it in the ass all the way to zero.

>>15488873
You haven’t read the chainlink whitepaper have you?

>>15488970
thats all its ever been and high IQ(me and few others) has been calling this scam out from the start

>>15488581
Sergey was coding hard one day when Rory spilled hot cheese on his on balls.
Rory yelled!
>Muh
>Testicles !!!
Sergey saw Rory's balls and laughed:
>Those are mixed collors Rory !
>One is black, the other is brown !
>I am cucked by my balls, Sergey !
>Yeah Rory, let's name our new code after your cucked and mixed testicles.
Mixicels.

>>15488857
This is HUGE

>>15488857
I'm a brainlet...what does this have to do with Chainlink?

>>15488879
LMAO NOW THAT"S FUCKING CRINGE!

>>15488879

>>15488735

Pretty much this OP

>>15489000
let me pay per api call with a token that's traded on unregulated exchanges. no one is falling for this.

>>15489164

You realize you can’t control what UNREGULATED exchanges do right?

>>15489164
>let me pay per api call with a token that's traded on unregulated exchanges. no one is falling for this.

Because that shit is absurd.

>>15489164
this is called common sense, which every linky lacks

>>15489000
He has. He’s fudding so he can buy more. Or cause he’s bored

>>15488857
that's a LOT of buzzwords. $0.1 EOY. Nobody falls for this after 2k17

It's extremely complicated to understand that's what makes it so fucking bullish. We are the smart money.

>>15488959
>blockstream logo except it's worse.gif

More like Mixincels, am I right?

>>15489765
Oh look a 30+ roastie with dried up ovaries that wasn't in a serious relationship for at least 3 years. How is it to be a mentaly unstable cum dumpstet

>>15488857
>ISDA Create –IM is ISDA’s first offering under ISDA Create and is being jointly developed by ISDA and Linklaters. The platform will allow firms to automate the creation and delivery of initial margin (IM) documentation, and negotiate and execute IM documentation with multiple counterparties simultaneously. This is all conducted online, while providing flexibility to take one or more of these steps offline if required.
https://www.isda.org/2018/05/24/isda-create-im/

>>15489765
>t. "incel!"

>>15489781
have sex.

>>15488879
Based. Bought 100k fire stocks

>>15488857
Buzzwords, the tweet.

>>15489810
this. but not with that roastie.

>>15489810
Not with a 30+ cum dumpster like you. My wife wouldn't be amused and I don't want to lose my children because of a mentally unstable cunt that can't have children after years of hormone cocktails and several abortions

>>15488879

>>15489810
Go back to nursing home 30yo wrinkly thot

>>15488879

>>15488857

Exactly ZERO correlation with Chainlink.

>>15488581
Ring signatures with oracles