/biz/ - Business & Finance

am i good for tomorrow?
redpill me on my calls
anything i need to change or

i thought gold and food would be good in this overrall red market

Is investing in freight brokerages a good idea?

>>15482572
PM CHADS out here just runnin up the score

Invest in Galt.

smg tae orn cke ker ta l

>tfw own a single share of SLV

>>15482601
Good Galt guys them some nice titties

>>15482593
>queued market buy
>queued option buys

what the heccc man

WINNING

Good call adding fedwatch. I suggested that a while back.

>>15482601
50% sure that pic is photoshopped.
100% sure there is some sort of filter.
100% sure she's wearing make up.

>tfw i will likely never have such an attractive gf/wife

Another anon was talking about dividend-focused ETFs, particulatly those available commission-free on Charles Schwab. I'm looking at one that looks promising right now under the ticker DON (WisdomTree US Mid Cap Divdidend Fund). This ETF has one major point in its favor, namely that it's ticker symbol is a title of nobility, putting it--in my mind--in a class with ETFs like NOBL, REGL and KNG. Wisdom tree also has large-cap and small-cap counterparts (DGRW and DES respectively), but both have apparently uninspired ticker symbols. Another interesting fact is that LCI Industries (LCII) is among its top-ten holdings, which I thought amusing. I'll do some more research when I'm not on a phone, but I think this might be the one.

>>15482601
Let them keep laughing and shitposting, they've made their decisions

>>15482703
Top of my current list of badass ETFs that trade commission free on schwab. (Except nfo, that has a fee)

DGRW might be the best fit for NOBL if I remember right, still haven’t found anything that imitates VIG. But SPLV is just blowing everything away, it’s kind of crazy.

>>15482601
They've made their decisions

>>15482778
You’re just upset because that photoshopped thot doesn’t have a peepee.

>>15482811
It would be better if she did, yes

marketbuy NATH

>>15482763
Nice. Not to knock SPLV, but something with "low-volitility" explicit in the name sounds like a sissy's ETF. That's not to say it's a bad investment, only that it might merit more rigorous scrutiny than other funds...

In my prior post, it looks like I may have conflated two different classes of WisdomTree's ETF. It looks like the large-cap countetpart to DON and DES would be DLN. DGRW goes with DGRS. I'll have to sort that out when I'm back at a real computer.

interesting chart

>>15482853
What can you even do with it to profit though

>>15482853
Make me CEO, I'll bring the confidence numbers up

Good or bad idea? Buy a long call (2021) that has a premium about 1/5 the value of the current stock value AND the stock has been bleeding for like a year.

Or too risky with a looming recession/depression?

WM, AWK, WMT, PEP, KO, MCD, HSY, MDLZ, PG, JNJ, ADM, HRL, JPM, MKC, CL, MRK, BRK.B...

It’s got some of the best companies that are going to be around literally forever. It’s got the foodchads, the big banks, the big utilities, etc. etc...

The more I look into it the more I like it, I just wish it had a fatter divvy to DRiP.

What do you think bud?
>>15482835

>>15482835
Nice.

Wasnt there an anon recommending this stock?

If you're here, what happened did you sell and escape at breakeven or better?

>>15482926
good divvies fren and BRK.B is also good desu

>>15482926
>WM, AWK, JNJ, PG, MRK, MKC

Pendy™ approved
Don't know about the rest

M1 Finance seems like such a good app but because I'm not american I have to either pay fees buying each company sotck or keep paying fees forever buying ETFs.
When will they allow non-americans to use it too? :(

>>15482835
The volume is low as fuck, even if I had a large position it would be illiquid as fuck

>>15482971
>>15482926
Meaning I have no opinion about the rest

>>15482926
SPlv? I used to talk about it last year its one of the few etf thast actually beat the spy so its good

>>15482875
If it's been bleeding for a year I would buy puts before calls

all in
barrick gold

>>15482835
>>15482926
>>15483002
Are we talking about NATH or SPYV?

I'll go all-in if the ETF's that good. Half of those made me back a lot of money.

>>15482928
what site is this

>>15482682
She's a low 4. How ugly are you really?

>>15482984
thats the point

>>15483002
Yeah, on most time frames it beats the SPY, which is pretty impressive. What the hell, you knew about this thing?

>>15483050
Talking about SPLV, pay attention.

>>15483073
Oh boy, another shooting star play, how exciting!
>tfw I’m going to be holding this 1.0121 shares of BowlAmerica until I die

>>15483086
>SPLV
Think it's worth re-entering the market with that ETF tomorrow? I'm a student that doesn't pay close attention to the market anymore.

>>15483092
I really couldn’t say. There’s good reason to think that the market will be reaching new highs within the next year, but September is also a very shitty month, historically. Part of what I like about this etf is that it’s a schwab nofee fund, so if I buy it on the way up and set a tight stoploss, there isn’t much to worry about.

That, and if I end up bagholding on this one, I couldn’t be too upset since it’s damn high quality.

I don't understand.
You're telling me I really only have to get a better work salary, while getting lucky in the stock market?

Why is this so hard?

>>15482975
Its really not that great. I'm sure their broker makes a bunch of money by taking advantage of the "1 trading window per day" do you buy overpriced stuff, nothing is "free." However, I do think the ability to buy fractional shares end up paying for itself. I just hold long so idc about the other trading options but you can either buy or sell, that's it.

>>15483210
>while getting lucky in the stock market?

It's not just getting lucky. You also have to risk manage so you don't bleed all over the floor trying to get that moon shot. Then holding gains after the moon shot. If you got one moon shot you are not going to quit. You need that feel again. So you continue to trade like a gambler because you didn't learn the valuable lesson.

That's why it's hard.

>>15482926
I'm assuming you meant to reply to me, not hot dog man. IMO the individual companies probably matter less since even the largest holdings are only 1.x% of the fund. That's compared with an ETF like SCHD where the top ten is over 44% of the fund, and Home Depot alone is over 5%. One thing I noticed about SPLV is that it's very heavily weighted toward its top-three sectors: utilities, financials, real estate (in that order). I think that would be a more important consideration in evaluating SPLV than its individual stocks.
https://www.invesco.com/portal/site/us/financial-professional/etfs/product-detail?productId=SPLV

>>15483210
just
be
yourself

>>15483258
That's still better than buying X different stocks and paying $ per order or buying Y different ETFs and paying $ per order and the management fee. I'm also long as in I don't do any kind of trade. I just buy and buy until I can live off the dividends.

With M1 I could just replicate my favorite ETFs and let it snowball with a lot less money lost even if I'm buying things a bit more expensive.

>>15483058
It's from Charles Schwab. More specifically, from the Schwab quantitative stock report for NATH. Their mobile app cuts doesn't show most of the useful information that would be present on their normal website, so I was just making do with that.

>>15483363
I feel like their interfaces are really lacking. Trade source is an improvement, but I’m always switching around to find basic information or charts etc. and often use other sites, which shouldn’t be necessary.

And the app, it’s got some neat features but it is terribly lacking.

What the fuck is their problem? Why don’t they step up their game? Are other brokers this much of a pain?

WHAT WAS THAT

>>15483465

A rogue wave just flew over my house!

>>15483512
>>15483465

what are you guys talking about the markets are closed

ITS HAPPENING NOTHING CAN STOP YHE GOLDEN BULL HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OUR GAINS

Seriously though, futures are basically 2930, the point of resistance since August 19th. Except now that point is above the trend line, leading me to believe its now easier for it to fall lower than it has the past few weeks.

...did I do good? I don’t know shit about TA.

hot tip: AMD is going up. Look out next week for the announcement.

>>15483588
As much as I like Su, I’d like her more if she sold Keytruda.

MERCK

>>15482572
Invest in silver, bullets, ARs, food and water

can anyone tell me why silver is fucking mooning??

>>15483522
Tfw you will never have a real girlfriend who looks like that 2d girl.

>>15483600
Su has done nothing but wonders for AMD. She's the reason for the 16x growth over the past years.

>>15483588
Amd is always going up

>>15483003
I dont understands "puts" too well especially when you throw in that robinhood affects how you can handle these. I understand calls and that robinhood affects them by not allowing naked sell calls.

>>15483764
Yeah man, that’s my point, I like Su, but I’m iffy on semis. Seems like the problems with Jap vs Korea and US vs China are creating too much uncertainty.

>>15483069
Low 4, really? That chick is better looking then the majority of women who I believe showed some level of interest in me.

The majority of attention I get on dating apps is grotesque girls and freaking faggots even though I set it up as only interested in girls.

In real life I get attention from better looking women but even then it's rare and the usual ones are ugly. Last 4 years I got attention from:
>2 facially attractive ones
>2 facially average
>9 bare minimum in ugly women

t. 25+ and never had a gf

>>15483883
That’s because she’s basically perfect. Or, she would be, if she weren’t a twitchthot. Also, she has Crohn’s disease.

Do i bis more SNSS?

>>15482572

how does anyone do it.

how the fuck do people do daily life shit I can't fucking deal with it. do I really have to do this every day?

I was sitting at the dentist office watching options contracts this morning flash between +7% and +30% just hoping I could do something but I'm so fucking broke I'll hit PDT

how the fuck do people brush their teeth twice a day and go to the gym and do all this boring bullshit and shower and goddamn I wish I could have made money this morning I swear the first two minutes you couldn't have done better

>>15484003
FUCK there was NO reason for this morning anything but down

>>15484003
FUCK I could have made my money within 2 goddamn minutes

Fuck it, I’m voting for Jeb.

>>15484003
>>15484014
>>15484027
Been there. Patience is the only way to last in this game.

Fedex have again be accused of sabogating the national safety of China, this time China claim they were trying to ship controlled knifes from China to Hong Kong.

>>15483542
>HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OUR GAINS

Lose most of them when it all comes crashing down.

>>15484108

Write his name in. Jeb will thank you. In person.

>>15484171
Is that you, hongkongbro?
Where have you been?

>>15484247
>Is that you, hongkongbro?
^.^
>Where have you been?
Was on a family trip

>>15483293
Thanks for your analysis anon, you make some good points. But I think I made a mistake in buying those schwab funds (SCHG and SCHD) especially since there are things like SPLV available. I’d rather have 1% of 5 companies I like as much as HD then 5% of HD, especially if we’re takig transactionfees out of the mix.

I was highlighting My favorite names in the fund, but it’s also diversification into all those names I know nothing about, like Aflac or all the real estate and financial companies.

https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Hong-Kong-protests/Hong-Kong-chief-executive-to-withdraw-extradition-bill-reports
Rumor: Hong Kong chief executive to withdraw extradition bill

>>15484251
Nice! Glad you’re back safe, look forward to hearing more. Gonna sleep now though.

>Hong Kong stocks soar more than 3.5% following reports that extradition bill could be formally withdrawn
WOW that could be a big development if it happens.

I want more bad news for UBER! MORE!
I'm up so much from the easiest fucking short in my life (the retest of 36). UBER is only worth around $5

>>15484275

Wasn't this demand rejected by the CCP?

This makes the Chinks look weak IMHO.

>>15484740
>Wasn't this demand rejected by the CCP?
It was only rumored to be so. I guess if that's real, then they're trying to change their approach a bit so that they could settle down the event before October 1 the PRC's 70th anniversary celebration
>This makes the Chinks look weak IMHO.
Analysts think that they are probably trying to use a carrot and stick approach, try to answer the easier part of protestors demand, while leaving out others, like investigate police abuse of power and violence, release arrested people, and democratic election, so that they can use even more powerful means to suppress remaining protestors who still demand these different aspects of issues to be addressed.

Anyway, the news say a televised statement will be air at 6pm local time, which is about an hour from now, if a decision have really been made then that's probably where it'll be announced

Did someone take the 25.40 long on TLRY I called ~2 weeks ago? If so congrats on the profit, pretty much caught the temporary bottom

>>15484816

Here's my thoughts: the Chinks will let the protestors have the extradition bill withdrawn, but if they are still on the streets after that then the CCP will go in.

>five demands
>one, the bill must be withdrawn
>two, the chief executive must resign
> three, the government must retract its characterisation of the violent clashes as “riots”
>four, there must be a full independent inquiry into the actions of the police
>five, everyone arrested in respect of the clashes must be unconditionally freed.

>>15483069
Low test incel screaming about sour grapes

>>15484003
just relax, think, have a long term plan. adjust the plan if necessary.
the general skills and fundamentals that make success happen on the stock market are the exact same skills and behaviors that make success happen in other arenas of life

>>15484171
>OI, Fedex, you got a loicense for that knife?

Alright lads I'm going in. Give me that google drive with the legally purchased books. Finally going to take some initiative in my shitty life.

>>15484298
>>Hong Kong stocks soar more than 3.5% following reports that extradition bill could be formally withdrawn
>WOW that could be a big development if it happens.
Carrie Lam have officially announced the formal withdrawal of the bill. However the after-trade future dropped 1% after her recorded speech was televised. The response was being seen as too little too late, without responding to other concerns among citizens.

>>15485595
*There are also worries that the concession will be used as justification to introduce further suppressive measures in the future, like introducing the energency act to suppress further protests, by saying "concession doesn't work"

How do you guys feel about small caps vs. the S&P?

>>15485595
>>15485677
There is definitely a feeling of inevitability
Beijing will eventually get what they want, or they'll just build up Shenzhen (I think it was Shenzhen) and let HK decline in importance until no one cares. Eventually, if Beijing controls situations in a way that the HK economy keeps declining and the mainland economy keeps growing, the majority of HK citizens will ask Beijing to take over.

>>15485681
Buy em

say something nice about my divvy frens (largest to smallest):

JNJ, MO, DAL, JPM, KHC, CAT, MMM, ABBV, XOM, UL, PM, D, KO, RDS.B, O, T

>>15485730
>Beijing will eventually get what they want, or they'll just build up Shenzhen (I think it was Shenzhen) and let HK decline in importance until no one cares. Eventually, if Beijing controls situations in a way that the HK economy keeps declining and the mainland economy keeps growing, the majority of HK citizens will ask Beijing to take over.
That's Beijing's logic. Doesn't mean it will work.

>>15485681
things about small cap stocks is that most large & popular ETFs ignore them so a lot of them become undervalued, there are definitely some amazing stocks there, probably the better buy than the general broad S&P in my opinion

>>15485736
Looks like a basket full of losers bro.

If SNSS hits $1 today which frankly should happen, it could turn into a sprint to $2

>>15485593

>>15484108

>>15485749
i dont think every one of them will be big winners but i certainly dont think they will be losers. i also regret buying RDS.B

>>15485743
I think it is well within Beijing's power to cause ab economic stagnation in HK
They don't even have to do anything, if they just spend money in other places HK economy will fall apart
Much better than taking direct action against HK

If they finesse it right they could have the HK citizens begging for help. The HK financial system is super leveraged, things can fall apart very quickly. I don't know if Beijing is that shrewd, that the extradition bill was a false provocation from the start to feed into their main plan. But if that was their plan all along, damn.

>>15485751
Or, conversely, it could go back to .80. Anything could happen!

>>15486006
That is unlikely since today is the conference. I mean it could do that by friday, but unlikely today.

>>15483680
Ba ba ba ba ba boomers

Fastly Chads unite. We're hitting a new ATH today. $40 end of the week.

Today is unironically your last chance to sell above 290 for several years

>>15486178
fucking boomer

>>15485751
You're expecting too much. I've started like this too.
>it's gonna go up 100+%
>no way this stays below x$
>If this jumps 1000% and that other potential 10 bagger does too I'm done with working mid 20s
I was up xx% and wanted more. In the end I've always ended up holding the bags because either the hype died down or the results were good but did not meet market's expectation. Especially bagholder stocks are prone to dumping after pumping because so many bagholders are finally breaking even and just want to get out. I really hope that Snss goes up further but I will not gamble all in on the results. I will sell my base investment and gamble on the results with my run up gains.

>>15486191
Theres a VR game called catify where you get to be a cat. This is closer than you think.

>>15486195
I'm long on SNSS so it doesn't matter much what it does day to day. I was saying that for the benefit of others who might not be as long on it.

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to a stock that was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately conquer it. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is shitpost. Occupy space. short stocks. You're a bear.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking stock going bankrupt and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other traders. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Forbes stories about people who made interesting IPOs for the market or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your ears that guarantees you'll at least never have to think and move around and work to support a stock.

And then you see bulls, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external stocks, ETFs, indexes, companies. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for making gains, and happily learn from someone who lost money. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid bear.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking short everything. Just short the whole fucking market. The five points of gains you get will be worth destroying the economy. Because you're a bear.

>>15482593
>market buy
lol the fuck are you doing with options if you haven't figured this out yet

>>15486248
I don't understand all the hate for shorts.
Longs should love shorts because if the long is right then the short has to pay them interest.

>>15486248
Perfect
Will translate, print, and circulate among stocktwits

>>15486248
I really like this pasta

Boiii those SNSS gainz

>>15486272
Me too fren

>>15486269
It's just a boogeyman to blame for their bad investment decisions.

>>15486295
You ever notice how many shorts are jews?

>>15486269
They also generate nice places to DCA.

Any thoughts on DT? Looks like their earnings are today.

holy fucking shit i just saw i accidentally bought 90 shares of ROKU instead of closing my short yesterday. Im up 400$

LCI pleasu go uppu

It's fricking September, where are the NIO Q2 results??
https://ir.nio.com/financials/quarterly-results

Fuck, crabbed again!

>>15486363
No need. They bankrupt

>>15486384
But where are the proofs?
Don't they have a filing deadline at least? I'm tired of waiting

>>15486388
Checked. Proof is in the pudding. The stock pudding.

>>15486343
not even larping, just panic sold with 470 profit

Fastly.

What happened to WKHS

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE OVER $1

>>15486430
So you're saying that any investment now is a safe 2x by the end of the day, right?

>>15486427
USPS has delayed their decision date on who will be making their trucks so people are panic selling.

>>15486427
Buy the dip.

>>15486442
Uh, no, no I never said that. I said "could". Not "Absolutely would".

Keurig Dr. Pepper is getting motherfucking JUST'd right now. A strong buy but I don't have any cash lul.

>>15486407
Based

>>15486470
I got like 150 SNSS right now and could get like 500 more next few days. Should i accumulate?

>>15486503
>buying high
Pls don't.
Wait for a dip

Buy REFR

>>15486474

The fuck you on about. It's down 2%.

>>15486503
I'd say there is a good chance it will dip back below $1 again, so now probably isn't the time.

>>15486536
Volume is fairly high. We go up. At least today

>>15486514
That's what makes it a good buy. I'd buy it myself but haven't ran the sheets yet to see if it's worth it. Guess I'll do that, brb.

>>15486555
>>15486514
>down on low vol
>supp below
Get the fuck in there

>>15486514
make sure to buy high and sell low

>>15486536
>so now probably isn't the time.
When?

Please based Bogs, save my SPY puts

>>15486583
When it goes back below $1 before ASH. This conference will likely be good news. Follow your instincts.

Looks like NDX and SPX are turning bullish again. Maybe a retest at lower levels and up we go.

>>15486583

>>15486514
It's at $26 from $31 on no bad news. They're doing a great job paying down debt and increasing sales and shelf space in a declining market of carbonated beverages. Keurig will never have legitimate competition and more and more consumers continue switching to pod based coffee. Once they finish off paying debt from the Keurig merger they'll make another acquisition to fuel growth.

>>15486592
Save my VXX calls too.

My OLLI calls are gonna do so good now that they're re doing the conference call

this nigga greenspan about to die and they still listen to him like he matters

FUCK BOOMERS

With the exception of the single odd occurrence back in early July of 2018 (maybe a split). The most KDP has fallen in a week within the last two years is ~8%. It's incredibly solid, when you compare it to say AMD which has fallen ~20%+ within a week.

>>15486693
I saw a message about that. Do you know why?

>>15486592
You should’ve took a loss yesterday, any spy puts expiring today are worthless guaranteed
Picked up some for 9/11

igc fizz going flat

>>15486706
I can't imagine they'd redo a call to deliver more bad news when their shares dropped 30%

>>15486713
For me, they are >Friday the 13th

Can LCI chill out? Looks like it's starting to reverse it's trend

dca down for my biomemes or add more to my blue chip stack for cc's?

>>15486739
Literally just roller coasters through the day

knew I should have bought the Footlocker dip

>>15485850
The government budget in Hong Kong is completely separated from Beijing's. Beijing do not spend any money in Hong Kong to begin with.
Of coyrse given the close relationship between Hong Kong and China, it will be difficult for Hong Kong economy to survive without the trade with China. But trade are mutual and China will also be impacted by it, especially for those personal investment made by many higher-up inside the party.

I'm retarded.

Just increased my position by 50% on WKHS on this dip

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>15486820
It's okay. We all have smooth brains sometimes.

Aren't you holding Cloudera? How do you think their earnings call will go?

>>15486851
I didn't buy TOPS, and got DRYS. So pissed right now. I'm about to sell everything and all in the fucking VXX.

>>15486838
You better hope for a Democrat to win office. The other companies bidding for the contract are offering hybrid/gas trucks so if it's a Republican they might award the contract to them

>>15486871
Yeah maybe but this is shorts pushing the price down before the conference today. It's definitely going back up either way.

ALL IN WORKHORSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

What's up with SNSS for the past couple days?

>>15487030
Conference coming today or tomorrow but frankly I'm not sure why it's pumping for it, I just know that it is.

>>15487030
They're speaking at a conference and everybody just lost their shit

Get fucked bears.
>mfw back in the green and then some

Any juicy dips to buy today or should I wait for new orange man tweet??

>>15487090
I already told you Workhorse you bitch

KDP HAS RECOVERED FROM THE DIP

Bought a WORK put spread for earnings release, I think they will underwhelm and are about $10-$12 overvalued atm. Anyone wanna take the other side of my bet?

>>15487090
ACB NIO WKHS

>>15487090
Fastly

>>15487144
Don't buy this guy's bags it's going back to $1 unironicaly.

>>15487163
These "bags" are around 25 minutes old. It has huge news this week and is either going to like 6 bucks or below 4.

>>15487144
lol no

>>15487183
Worst trip hates it, so it must be the best. Bet against God of Calls, make money.

>>15487090
UNH is having a pretty big dip right now

>>15487186
what time frame are we talking about here? what's your target?

>>15487043
>but frankly I'm not sure why it's pumping for it, I just know that it is.
atleast you're honest..

AMRN shooting up

Beige book released today at 2pm and could crash SPY any thoughts?

>>15487245
29 years. $55 per share. Or maybe just EoY and $5. That'd be fine too.

>>15487245
Tomorrow, like low-mid 4s. They may get a contract to create an entirely new fleet for UPS which would send it so far up. Please don't buy though, you would just curse it.

>>15487298
Ok but you better be prepared for a potential >38% drawdown if you buy WKHS at 3.7

GE TAKE MY ENERGY AND RIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15487314
long term i think it's bullish

Just bought forty shares of SPLV at market and on margin.

How high IQ am I?

>>15487356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0yF6VIChA&feature=youtu.be

Yeah sure, longterm. Not like anyone has motivation to give them the contract.

Buy high and sell low: not pictured

yep, that‘s the sound of /gunnamakeit/

Anyone brave enough to hold their OLLI calls? I'm pretty sure they can be cashed for profit by Friday like I thought. Today alone has been low volume but pretty good gains, bears have moved on from it.

>>15487400
I'm still holding mine. Fingers crossed fren

>>15486871
>>15486890
>You better hope for a Democrat to win office

>Have a large position in the energy sectoor
So its treason then

>>15487344
What do you think about WORK? Think they'll beat and jump? You're the god, let me know so I can dump these puts. Shit is definitely overvalued but the street doesn't care

Aren’t we due for a Blumpf Twitter tirade by now wtf

>>15487439
Good job brother. Just had to wait for the shorts to get bored.

>>15486843
Are you buying and holding or selling?
I found a python-Robinhood API and also a huge list of dividend dates.
I could do a shitton of trading without lifting a finger

The equity on my contracts in robinhood make no sense

One contract accurately shows the total value I should get should the contract not be exercised. It has shown the correct value for like 2 weeks now and it closes later this month. But another contract shows my equity as $4 below what it should be yet I made it today and its laat day is the same as the other. What's up with that?

>>15487593
Beta

>>15487453
I dont know I dont really gamble with those microcap stocks. today it pumped 9.5% with just 30k USD. Long term it seems bullish but i can totally see it fall below 2.5 in the next few weeks that's why i wont buy but its a gamble and it can pump tomorrow the fuck do i know.

>>15482763
>Not 3x or 4x leveraged etfs

cuck. Get on my level. I'm up over 300% since November of last year playing UGAZ, DGAZ, UWT and DWT exclusively.

>>15482866
buy sqqq and labd and fngd

Imagine not having bought all in on UGAZ a month ago when we hit a 3 year low on nat gas prices

ROKU is a money machine. It was the buy of the year. Can't wait to short it to oblivion and long it again.

>>15487636
MY ROKU PUTS ARE FUCKING GOING TO 0!!!!! WHERE'S SHOT CALLER!!!!

>>15487666
So are my WORK puts Baggie. What the FUCK

Looks like a great time to buy IIPR. Nice dividends and back to April 2019 prices.

>>15487606
Idk what the means. Heres an example:
Contract sold at 0.50 per share, total value $50 I should get.
Look at it soon after making the deal. Contract value, $46. Huh? Arent I supoose to get $50 in premium for the contract upfront? Most if not the rest of my other ones dont have this issue whether low or high value nor whether the price has changed up or down.

>>15482572
It will not be long before the spread of negative interest rates reaches the U.S., former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said.

“You’re seeing it pretty much throughout the world. It’s only a matter of time before it’s more in the United States,” Greenspan told CNBC’s “Squawk on the Street ” on Wednesday, adding investors should watch the 30-year Treasury yield.

The 30-year U.S. rate traded at 1.978%. It reached an all-time low last week.

There are currently more than $16 trillion in negative yielding debt instruments around the world as central banks try to ease monetary conditions to sustain the global economy. The 10-year sovereign bonds in Belgium, Germany, France and Japan — among others — are trading with a negative rate.

U.S. Treasury yields are still well within positive territory, but the Fed has already cut rates once and is expected to ease later this month. Market expectations for a rate cut in September are at 92.7%, according to the CME Group’s FedWatch tool.

silver, gold, and s&p all rising at the same time today? Feels weird man.

>>15487697
Look up the term, Beta refers to volatility which is a big factor on options prices. Also Theta, IE, time decay, drastically effects the price.

>>15487697
Facepalm just realized robulinhood doesnt show the value of my premium there. Would really jelp if their app wasnt so clunky but like im gonna use a brokerage firm that
>charges a fee for buying stock
>charges a fee for having their service (not sure about this one)
>charges a commission fee for making profits even though all they did was allow you to buy and sell stocks
>charge another fee for selling whether there is or is not a comission fee

According to Crab Theory, we should be experiencing a new wave of volatility in the coming days since we've hit the top of this new paradigm.

>>15487829
I'm buying TVIX fuck it. Trump gonna tweet that he is DONE WITH THE CHEATING CHINESE and TVIX gonna jump 20% tomorrow

>>15487829
We've got another 20-30 spx points left to reach the upper extreme of the Crab King's realm.

>>15487854
I don't think so. We already have like 5 China tweets today, maybe another day onichan

>>15487864
>expect Trump to tweet
>he goes silent

>>15487883
>>15487881
He's got a big one in store. 30% tariff on Apple products from China. Epic crash incoming

should i buy disney

The meme lines whisper to me that we shall see a substantial move either up or down in less than an hour.

>>15487931
Well, I already sold my calls so he can go for it.

If he wants us to plumb the depths of 2800s again so I can buy more calls, I'm all for it.

>>15487958

Low volume stocks. How easy is the price manipulated on these? Have a sell order that might get triggered. A profit for me but likely a loss for the buyer as if it is above stock price but below the premium they get ripped off.

>>15487883
>TRUMP SAYS CHINA WANTS `TO MAKE A DEAL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS'

Just now, kek'd

>>15488084
kek indeed, normally when you expect him to be quiet he tweets, yet when you expect him to tweet he's quiet. Hope this hits GLD, I wanna buy some long ass calls as a hedge.

Buy DWT you dumb faggots. Free money

>>15487400
I'm also holding mine

>>15488081
>Low volume stocks. How easy is the price manipulated on these?

Very easy.

SNSS anon, what's the outlook for the rest of the week?

>>15487955
No. Their only good business was their theme park operations and that is lagging hard this year showing they might not have the pricing power they thought.

>>15488396
not scientifically possible

amusement parks are now something like 40% asians - apparently it‘s a thing where koreans and japs take an „american vacation“ to a disney park or something like that.

>>15488413
I just read a bunch of articles about how attendance is at like record lows and their new Star Wars land is a ghost land. If it's bad now think about the upcoming recession.

The second I sell these dog shit SPY puts Trump will tweet and they’ll go back itm.

>>15487729
And bonds

>>15488468
iktf. Holding qqq puts

Everybody making money today

>>15487090
Mrk has a little pullback, which is rare.

>>15487224
I thought this was a huge buyable dip, but now that Biden seems like he may lose the nomination, I’m not so sure.

But it is so low... down to those April lows...

>>15488396
What? You think their movie business isn’t printing money?

Is this a troll post?

>>15488454
what % of their profit is the theme parks tho? They own like every media outfit on Earth now.

>>15488562
It's not. Nobody goes to the movies anymore.

>>15488617
The $ is in licensing deals stemming from the movies Anon.

>>15488468
That happened to me two weeks ago.

I got stopped out of some puts late in the day before Jackson Hole. Then Trump started tweeting and those same puts went from $0.20 to $1.10, and I fomo'd myself into buying some other ridiculously overpriced puts at exactly the wrong time. $200 down the drain.

>>15488562
disney makes relatively nothing with their movies compared to their parks. They could literally stop making movies today and you‘d hardly notice.

I just got off the phone with Steve Merchant. Trump is about to sperg out on twitter regarding trade. Expect the markets to tank bigly.

>>15488607
It's only like 1/3 of their revenue but it's the only category that has been growing and driving their increase in stock price aside from the pipe dream of streaming. A quick Google search says in 2018 it accounted for 4.5 billion in operating profit, a 100% increase over the past 5 years while their media networks accounted for 6.6 billion which was a 3% decline in that same period and probably even worse in 2019.

The media business is shit today. Nobody watches TV or goes to the movies and when they have to start subscribing to 20 different services to watch what they used to be able to get on Netflix for $10 they will drop that too.

Disney is a bad investment if their theme parks and Cruise lines start to slump.

>>15488668
Theres no way that can be true. Avengers literally prints billions of dollars.

>>15488692
Nope, sorry its all green this week till I get out on a WKHS pump

Beige book out in 5min

Will this kill the crab?

>>15488692
Can you ask him about Karl Pilkington next time you talk? Ask him if he’s really like that in real life.

>>15488668
That can’t be true... there’s just like Disneyland complex, disneyworld complex, Tokyo, Paris, Shanghai, and Hong Kong. That’s just a few parks, that must cost a fortune to run. How much money do they make off of park admission and selling overpriced churros?

I want a Celebrity Deathmatch between Alan Greenspan and Henry Kissinger.

>>15488694
d-dare we short Disney or buy puts? I-is that even allowed?

>>15488775
A lot more than Capeshit #24.

>>15488775
They make a sizable chunk, but he's right. It's about a third. 2/3'rds are from sources outside their studio.

>>15488692
>Steve Merchant
>Merchant
top kek

>>15488919
>Steve
Toppest of nano lols

Wouldn't this draw back be the perfect time to long workhorse?

>>15488954
I forgot the sister word to nano lols, was it microkeks?

>>15488971
Retrokeks, I believe

>>15488968
That depends. Is your end goal to lose money?

Considering helping Michael and buy some GME here. He's underwater we should all buy a few shares

>>15488353
I dunno. Conference went well but it's hard to predict this stock

>>15488996
It's on a superb uptrend, this is a large but proportionally healthy drawback on a solid emerging company the master P&D (trump) himself has tweeted about

>>15488987
Hypersynthetic funnies click into digital chortles

Where my Galt boys at? Did you have the cash to buy at 3?

>Of course Don, I’d love to be your Treasury Secretary!

My coworker just tried arguing the Chinese tariffs are a tax against US consumers and doesn't effect China. And he's a relatively well educated upper middle class white dude.

With retarded muppets like this voting is it any wonder this country is going to hell?

recovered three months of bad decision making with a week of options, god bless volatility. (Plz let OLLI do well this conference redo)

>>15488987
>>15489047
Based

Ylan has really won me over, pretty qt.

Please CNBC, pump my cannibags!

>>15489098
Are they really doing a “redo” conference call? I’ve never heard of that. They must have something really inportant they think the sellers missed or what?

Why is AMD currently tanking while the other semis are up?

WKHS...SLOWLY...RECOVERING...

>>15489137
I wish LCI guy was here to post the TokeHorse image

>>15489090
Just allow half of your tradeables sector to move production to a totalitarian communist dictatorship, bro. What could go wrong?

>>15489134
penny stock

>>15489152

The market is only recovering becsuse of a misunderstanding bifnthe HK situation. 5 demands, no less. Fulfilling or promising to fulfill one demand does nothing.

>>15489137
Bought it at 3.42 im liking it

SNSSBro I couldn't pass up taking out my initial investment at these levels. I'm still in it though and will buy back if it dips below my average.

>>15489210
Thank you, based SNSS anon

I assume you tariff lovers read those articles last night about how he wanted to lash out at China by essentially tanking our economy in one move?

>>15489315
would've been the fastest resolution....trying to beat China AND worrying about the stock market is untenable.

Here comes that POWAH HOUAH

Bros I am short WORK and long CLDR going into earnings this afternoon. It might go the exact opposite way and gigaJUST me. If that happens, it's been an honor shitposting with you anons.

>>15489268
That's fine, make you that money.

there are people itt that still don't have LCI

>>15489344
Bought $7.5 9/20 calls for CLDR. I think it looks good but then again my brain doesnt meet the fold requirement for options.

>>15489416
LCI to $4

Wow, we're going to get crabbed again aren't we?

>>15489434
LCI to $60

>>15489315
Just let your economy grow increasingly dependent on a totalitarian communist dictatorship, bro. What could go wrong?

FASTLY IS CRASHING AGAIN FUCK THIS CRAB STOCK

>my INTC divvies

>>15489447
>you have been muted for 2 seconds for making a duplicate post
At least the robot used to stop this type of shitposting...

Anon, do you really think crashing the plane is the only way to save it?

>>15489416
$LCI to 0.6$

Why does the Fed hate America?

Fuck Rosencranz

>>15489442
what sucks is that it can take years of crab before a 2013-like bull run.

>>15489542
no way.. with this amount of shorts.. it can get there pretty quick...

What’s the deal with this YouTube fine, they finally getting fucked with for those CREEPY fucking Elsa and Spider-Man cosplay video things?

GE.....keep going UPPPPPP

>>15482572
Jew Yorker looking for advice.

I got my BA in the spring and after a few months of looking for a job I finally got ‘hired’ by an investment firm in the city. Management is giving me a few months to help me study up and take all of my licensing exams such as the Series 7 and others. Any oldfags here willing to share wisdom and experience regarding the licensing process and ultimately what I’ll be dealing with once I’m in the belly of the beast after I finish all my exams? My base salary is pretty decent but I’ll have to develop a clientele to make crazy money and I’m sure work culture/office politics will have a pretty steep learning curve.

I just bagged some HUT shares I can feel it pumping tomorrow.

How do I buy long positions in
NFX PM4TC PANAMAX 4T/C AVG - NASDAQ FUTURES
?

HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT

What ETFs to best benefit from political ad spend?

>>15489454
>he bought at 30+
Should’ve waited plus it’s fine the TA looks good today on it stop being a bitch it’s low float it’s going to move weird

>>15489753
https://etfdb.com/etfs/industry/media/

i know this is /smg/ but look into getting a hold of some BAT too, many campaigns will be spending a lot on digital, could be beneficial to that ecosystem.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .42%, not great but my covvied callies are doing good and my 14.50 limit order on bowling ball triggered! Devastated to hear that the 2019 Summer Blast Pass tm has come to an end though :(

>>15489847

>>15489847
>Buying shitcoins as an investment
Uuuuuh, anon I..

>>15489847
>Media ETF List

>>15489914
bigly

>>15489914
Up 1.51% today.

>>15489416
You say this a lot but never post a screenshot showing your position. Why should we trust you when you hide your position, perhaps you're just trying to unload heavy bags?

>>15489048
sadly no. but furiously accumulating on margin

>>15489980
actually if you weren't extremely new you'd know that i've actually posted my position plenty of times.... maybe your lazy ass could go back through the archives..........................

>>15490003
>tripfag doesn‘t post his position
/FLATBROKE/

Up 3.76% today. AMRN really carried it.

>>15489914
Down .5 but still up 18% the past 3 months

>>15490015
is that your only account? if so.. my play account has more than twice that lol

>>15489914
Oh my god bros CLDR beat and WORK is fucking tanking I'm so happy :sob: I'm up 1% at the moment

>>15490043
>is that your only account?
maybe if you weren‘t so extremely new, you‘d know I play with my life‘s savings in lieu of a savings account, so yea. You should prolly dig around in the archives to confirm that though.

I mean, too, if it‘s just your play account you should post it. I wanna see that PHAT lci loss. I II Ii I_

>>15490003
>Shills LCI over and over
>Refuses to post a screenshot that takes a few seconds to take because it's "inconvenient"
>Posts that instead

Did you buy 5 years ago?

>>15490084
>>15490064
why so salty? why do you retards care about my position? I've posted it before and now all of a sudden you guys are interested after i've been shilling it all year?!?! you really think i'm going to bother now that you guys see that LCI is taking off and you two were too fucking stupid to see the easy fucking trade... how about go through the fucking archives faggots.. i'm not going to cater to you negative retards anymore

LCI to $60

Slack to $24 let's fucking go I KNEW that shit was overpriced.

>>15490113
I have never actually seen your position in LCI. I don‘t think anyone has. Post a screenshot or remove your trip.

>>15490113
LCIbro you seem upset. Try some herbal tea and a hot bath m9. Also pls post holdings :^)

>>15482930
Itll go up at sime point as they got the 180 day extention. Also not that anon.

>>15490113
>he doesn't have the snipping tool ready in his toolbar

>>15490122
>Post a screenshot or remove your trip.
I'll remove my trip when i'm out of LCI... unlike you... i feel as if my trip is relevant........................

Good luck newfag

>>15490133
if people really want to see my holdings they could easily go back through the archives.. i'm no longer going to be posting my positions itt.. people are rude and clueless... on top of that.. they are broke.. there is no need for them to see my position..

LCI to $60

NEW?
EW?
W?
?

>>15490159
its not that it'll take time to do.. it's just that most people in here have been complete fucking assholes when it comes to LCI and they've either caused people to miss out or have caused them to lose money trying to get them to sell on dips... so.. im not going to cater to assholes itt anymore.... it's not about the time.. they just aren't important enough for me to care about...

LCI to $60

Should I buy puts of ARGT at 20.00$? I think Argentina is going to crash and burn

>>15489914
Up 1.31% ($313). Everything green except for CRM.

>yield curve uninverted
>HK govt made reconciliatory gesture

Why am I too much of a pussy to wake up and buy TQQQ premarket? Today was SUCH and obvious 3xQQQ day...

FUCK

oh well, please pump that generic pharma company so I can get those $7.50 9/20 puts for $0.05.

ok i went through the archives and have confirmed LCIGuy bought LCI at a whopping $58.69 per share

>>15490164
Lci guy reminds of this shill on yahoo finance who likely bought stocks at $2.00 a suare. The stock has went down since and that was 2 years ago. It's now 0.11ish and may be delisted later this year. Guy shills it nonetheless. If he doubled down everytime the price went down 25% the bags must be really heavy.

>>15490209
AAAAAND THE FUCKING NO NO-DEAL-BREXIT VOTE!

Why am I such an asshole? It was so obvious... and now there’s nothing obvious. But sooner or later, trump’s going to pump his favorite stock, tvix.

>>15490211
Don’t feed the troll...

>>15490209
we can moon from here or we can do a 18 April 2018 kinda move where we retested lower levels before the take off.

>>15490222
that is what is known as a paid shill.. they never actually own the stock.. they are simply trying to spread good news to get people to buy the stock which is heavily diluted and really has no chance of climbing.. he's just paid to help bring in liquidity.. and yes.. those people do exist.....

LCI isn't dilutive.. thats whats so great about it.. no dilution!! shares are locked..... I bought right before the drop and kept buying all the waydown.. i'm very VERY green now..

posting in a zombie thread

>>15490239
can‘t help it furanon i get bored waiting for new bread and it‘s just such easy bait. On the interest of staying on topic, I decided to not keep tqqq and increase my tmf stake. I think in the case of a potential downturn, this would lower my port‘s volatility. New weights are approx upro/tmf/svxy at 54/41/5 weights respectively to maximize sharpe.

>>15490188
do you think it gets to 20 next earning?
i am afraid i can't wait out the 60. the galt mission will start soon

>>15490267
Mr. God did you see Slack ($WORK) tanked when they reported earnings? Might jump a bit in the morning if the market overall is green but I'm savoring the moment as of right now.

>>15490284
Nah man, I use the furpic for you. That movie WAS pretty damn trippy though.

This is my favorite heather.

NEW
>>15490312
>>15490312
>>15490312
>>15490312
>>15490312

>>15490113
I believed in you. Honestly where do you see lci peice at eoy? My calls expire in january. If it recovers by the i can pay off all my debt and buy a new car

>>15489914
Ahhhhhhh if I bought almost any stock on my watchlist in the morning, I'd be up like 3% - 5%. And a different stock I was watching yesterday, couldve bought it but I was being cheap again trying to save a penny a share. Last I saw it was up like almost 20 cents a share (compared to the price I couldve paid). At the same time I'm having trouble pulling the trigger. I DO NOT WANT ALL MY CASH STUCK IN STOCK THE MOMENT THE STOCK MARKET CRASHES. If it was 2010 itd be a different story but right now? Nahh to scared. Anyone have an idea when its a good time to pull out to buy cheap stock should a recession or depression hit within the next 5 years RATHER than getting stuck holding heavy bags?

Could you suggest one stock high risks/ high returns? Which one? Which field should I invest in? SIlver? Crispr? Waiting for a recession then buying Sangamo? Zoomer here looking for high risk / high reward stocks. But better wait recession, riding ilver and gold for a x5 then which kind of hype should I buy? ARMN? what do you think about?