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Get someone to program them.

Python petting zoo!

>>15459313
For ball pythons, that's fine, for any of my Morelia species, that'd be a problem. Those fuckers bite anything that moves.

milk venom and sell to labs

>>15459351
Pythons are non-venomous

>>15459259
Breed rare morphs?

>>15459353
skin pythons sell skin or create a snake petting zoo for kids birthdays or some shit

>>15459338
Also when I was in elementary school we had an assembly where some people brought in a bunch of snakes and showed them off and told us all about reptiles. Not sure how you would go about that, probably some legal hoops to jump though what with bringing them around kids.

>>15459259
Teach them to attack on your command. Then start robbing banks with them.

>>15459365
I breed a handful of my snakes. No crazy morphs yet. I know there's money in Blue Eyed Leucistic and scaleless ball pythons

>>15459365
>>15459416
The problem with breeding right now is that there's tons of snake farms pumping out even the craziest morphs quickly and reliably on a scale that you can't match working at it part time out of a garage/basement.

>>15459259
Mix venoms, add house cleaning chemicals and find the cure to shortness & baldness then sell to biz

>>15459259
buy low
sell high

>>15459259
anti psychotic medicine

>>15459259

>>15459259
I knew a guy that had a large snake collection and basically went to events renting them out, he did it for parties but mostly photo shoots

>>15459503
LOOOOOOL THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DOGLOVERS

>>15459503
Oh no no no no

>>15459503
>QUQ
Fitting ID
>>15459512
Kill yourself, Ahmed

>>15459436
>snake farms
Man why is my life so boring

>>15459259
breed them and sell their babies at conventions

>>15459259
Make a programming language.

>>15459472
>>15459502
Do people not get that pythons and boas are non-venomous?
>>15459503
Reminder that these things are absolutely infesting florida
>>15459551
They're not as interesting as they sound. Mostly just racks of tupperware snake habitats
>>15459558
Will be looking into this. IDK if there's a market for small-scale breeders

>>15459503
this is so fucked up making me sick

>>15459582
catch the giant ones and skin them, sell to eurofag designers

>>15459259
that's a nice snek

>>15459594
Is it just that you like dogs more than you like the rabbit, chicken, or quail it would have otherwise been fed?

>>15459582
Snake owners are mental.

>>15459691
What's mental about owning snakes?

This is now a snek thread.

Keeping my snakes fed and happy is the one reason I don't put a fucking shotgun in my mouth

>>15459701

>>15459891

>>15459259
thats a really nice snake

>>15459904
Life fucking sucks without these guys

>>15459913

>>15459922
snakes seem pretty chill. have you considered big spiders? the mexican red knee is very docile and easy to handle

>>15459922
Post moar snek plez. Got any red tail boa?

>>15460003
Nah, just pythons for now (I want to get a green anaconda in the next few years). I've got ball pythons, jungle Carpet pythons, a pair of GTPs, a Children's Python, and some misc. odds and ends

>>15459977
I've had no good luck with non-snakes. I've kept all manner of inverts and amphibians with limited success

>>15459259
leave reptile extermination card on front door
unleash pythons on residence
they call
you show
scope them into bag
rinse and repeat

>>15460030
I've had one bp for the past ten years. Really great pet to have.
Want pic related a few years down the line along with a Savannah monitor or giant tegu.
I hear chameleons is where the money is

Start snek rescue get $$$ donations keep sneks you like. Dispose of sneks you don’t like. I know the feeling anon. Aquariums keep me from putting a gun in my mouth.

>>15459259
At snek rescue have ex cons or autistic children caring for them to maximize donations. Spin it into reality tv show. Dye hair blonde comb it back run for president.

>>15460066
That's a big benis

>>15459259
Python underground fight pit

>>15459259
Hatbands.

>>15459259
set them on fire and throw them at people

>>15459259
Take the Cobra pill