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*boool blip* yes this is john can you here me?

>No John we can't turn your mic on please

John here, I can here you fine, can you here me ? I just realized I need to change the output to the headset

*beep boopp* This is Rajees from Web Service and Checkout team, can you hear me?

>Akareesh has joined the call, beeep boop Ar-oon has joined the call. John DIS-connected

Hello again guys, please try to have your connection setup next time. We can't afford more delay deploying the .NET servers for the internal accounting department to suppor their 2011 legacy app

*beep booop* John has joined the call

>Hi guys, can you here me? Something disconnected here

We can here you now John, thanks for taking the time

Anyone know where Vladimir from Web Microservice team and integrations are today? Oh it's bank holiday in Ukraine, why did no one say that

>beep boop Rajeesh DIS-connected

OK guys let's just keep the target and move a few steps back here

>Welcome to corporate IT

>> No.15447867

kek

>> No.15447993

>>15447508
>here

>> No.15448010

>>15447508
Hello all, Stephen from accounting here. I was wondering if we could discuss a more synergistic approach to our document tracking system?

>> No.15448066
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>>15447508

>> No.15448136

>>15448010
Fuck you Stephen I will murder you if you touch my document tracking system. Faxing a requisition form is the most efficient way to get back a document id in a valid format to input on the punch cards.

>> No.15448185

>>15448136
I don't know that this language is compatible with our company's mission statement, would anyone be able to confirm this with HR?

>> No.15448233

>lets keep primed for the north star, dont want to miss any low hanging fruit.

>> No.15448239

>>15448185
Snitches get stitches Stephen.

>> No.15448343

>>15448185
>beep bop
Is this thing on? Hi Stephen and Ramesh, can you hear me?

Ramesh I find your tone very problematic with Stephen. Stephens idea is giving us invaluable insight on how to streamline productivity from the vantage point of a traditionally discriminated minority. You should be more aware of this moving forward and I am ordering you to attend our minority bootlicking seminar this weekend. Noncompliance will result in revoking your H1B1 visa and deportation.

>> No.15448350

Holy fuck this is the most cringe redit gay forced type meme I've ever seen fuck off

>> No.15448397

>>15448343
Sir this is cultural misunderstandings. I only mean I will be murdering you both and your families.

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>>15448350
Ha ha ha yeah.....it totally never happens at big bank tech departments. It is just a bad meme...ha ha. Can you imagine living like that? How boring and frustrating it would be? Heh..

>> No.15448859

>>15448010
sorry can you repeat that our wifi broke down

>> No.15448865

>>15448859
STEPHEN FROM ACCOUNTING HERE. I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD DISCUSS A MORE SYNERGISTIC APPROACH TO OUR DOCUMENT TRACKING SYSTEM?

>> No.15448895

Gd mrnng Vishnu jned.

>> No.15448901

>hey guys the gls in axiom aren't lining up with what horizon has for account gls. Can someone explain pls?

>> No.15448924

>>15448350
Honestly these threads are too real for me.

>> No.15448942
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>>15448010
Stephen please just give my coffee and go. This meeting is a way above your pay grade

>> No.15448962

>>15448350
This literally sounds like every conference call I've ever had and I don't work in IT. There's always someone who's supposed to be one of the people running the call unable to get their shit straight, there's always someone who was supposed to run the call on vacation, literally all of it. My last call went like this
> Uhhm has anyone talked to anon? He should have been on
> ...yeah I just sent him an email and got back a vacation notification
> (frustrated silence)
> okay folks we're going to have to reconvene

>> No.15448997

>>15448865
HEY STEPHEN IS THIS THE RIGHT CALL? WE SWITCHED WEBEX CODES THE LAST WEEK DIDNT YOU GET THE MAIL