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Hi Chad. This is Steve, VP of Developing & Restructuring in Emerging Markets. With me is Mike from Finance & Distribution South East Asia. How are you today?

>>15439850
Oh it seems our camera is not working. Hold on a sec... Mike, could you get Ben from Remote & Field IT in to fix this? Yeah, he told me he fixed it yesterday but this Cisco shit never works... We'll be voice only until this is fixed, if that's OK with you. Or should we set the meeting later?

Hello Chad, are you still here? Chad, I can't here you. Can you hear me? Chad? Chad? If you can hear me, press a button on your phone. Chad?

>>15439926
Yes go ahead

>>15439823
Hello this is Kumar, I apologize for to being late to the communication meeting, the timezone difference confuses me sometimes, let us do the needful now

>>15439953
Thank God, I thought we lost the connection here. Ben is still on his break so it will be audio only on our side.

>>15439978
Kumar why did you put a random int generator in the phpunit tests?

>>15440001
No I was responsible for that, that is Sanjay, he could not make it, his second wife is in labor

>>15440001
Who's that? Tom? James? I always mix you two up on the phone, hehe. How's your wife James, I heard she's back from the hospital after the car crash. Send her my best wishes.

>>15440029
Okay guys, I will need to jump for another call in one minute.

>>15440029
James here, can you hear me alright? Sorry that I had to w--- -om home today this darn cold is really kicking my butt. Have we begun discussing the- *dog barking loudly* Sorry about that. Have we be-- -sing the timeline of the new pro--ct yet? *coughs into receiver*

>>15440001
Hej Ranjeesh,
Did your team managed to push the MVP? We will need to golive eom. I will need to have first results tomorrow morning HQ time, as you team will push through your timezone...
...Do you know any jokes Ranjeesh?

>>15440094
Hi James. There seems to be a problem with the connection. I don't know if it's on my end or yours. Could you just talk and Kumar you tell me if you can hear him? Or can you hear me clear? Kumar?

>>15440115
Oh sorry it was pushkar not ranjeesh. I always mix you pajeets up. Just do not report me to hr roasties, lol.

>>15440128
You're co-ng through loud and c-ear Steve. Kumar? Can you hear me? What's ou- -ime zone difference, by the way?

>>15439953
We need to publish a report on the deliverables to follow up with next steps for the go live. That way we have a paper trail incase we need to circle back. Key in stakeholders in this epoch, things of that nature. Dominique! what's the status, by the way I read your article, and loved the way you touched on the necessary skills of marketers being inherently present in the immigrant population. Bra-vo!

>>15440161
James? I can't hear you properly. Kumar, can you confirm if it's on his side or on mine? Just a second, Ben just arrived. I'll drop out for a minute and let him have a look at my audio. *User has left your conference call*

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Hi everyone, Jim here hopping on with James. For those that don’t know me, I’m head VP of Synergistic Cohabitation Modeling. Just wanted to chime in and make sure we’re all staying later focused for the 2020 q4 MVP presentation. I’ll be stepping out of the office for the next week and unreachable while on my boat, but you can all message me on slack with any questions regarding the former. Once I return I’ll be sure to answer you at my earliest convenience.

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Ja-- Ja-- m losing the con--- whA- t-- FUCK. NO, DAVE! *gunshots* *screaming* *beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* um Mike? Shit was that? Kathy, can you bring up hr? Kathy?!

>>15440181
Having a solid paper trail is key to the succ-- -is project. Synergy. I agree wholehe-- Who *dog barking* should be in *couch* Excuse me. -o should be in charge of the documents this quarter? Steve, are you there? Kumar, can you hear me? *cough*

>>15440238
Thank you for your input Jim. Where are you takin that thing, anyway?

>>15440243
Mike? Kathy? Are you alright? Where's Dominique? We can't lose Dominique, she's a token partner in our firm. I wou-- -ally feel more comfortable if I got a status update on Domi--que's condition and or whereabouts.

*User has entered your conference call* Hi, this is Steve, VP of Developing & Restructuring in Emerging Markets back again. With me is Mike from Finance & Distribution South East Asia. Ben has taken at look at our audio and the problem seems to be on your side, James. Have I missed anything important?

>>15440294
Hi, Ste-- It seems as though there was some kind of at-- on our main offices.

>>15440279
I'm -ere. *static* -n the toilet--...sirens *static* oh God What is proc dur for -adversive event?

>>15440365
It so-nds like you're cutting out. Could we get ba-- the matter at hand? We need to stay focused and pro---tive if we're ever going to make any headway on this project. Am I to u---stand that the deadline is Q4 2020? Steve?

*beep boop* heeeeey guuuuys stacy here, under secretary to the sub committee, sorry I'm late had to finish of Jim if you know what I mean *giggle*

***loud microsoft ad starts playing and obstucting the conference window***

wudup niggas its D, da nigga who sells James from accounting that bomb ass dank, i got some fresh cookies in holla at me peace

>>15440258
Jim Jr. and I are going to be tracking inside the eye of hurricane Dorian from key west all the way back to palm beach. Should be a few pods of dolphin we’ll be observing who often take refuge from these larger hurricanes that way.

Should be a great father son bonding experience. May ever catch a swordfish or two.

Happy Memorial Day everyone.

Btw, Steve. I just remembered, we might need you to go ahead and come in on monday. The network in my office was down last week and there were a few reports that failed to get sent out that we might need you to pick up slack for

sorry I'm late boss my only son committed suicide this morning

Hello all, Doug here, Executive VP of Synergistic Integration and Development. It sounds like there's an active shooter situation I'm our US office, so could you Yanks mute your headsets until that situation resolves itself? Thank you. Let's circle back to the Q4 MVP- any updates on that random int generator Kumar?

*loud keyboard noises*

>*toilet flush in distance*
>*squeaky duck noise nerd shoes walking closer to mic*
>*heaving wheeze noises settling into a chair*
>*mic scuffle noises*
>”Hello, is anyone here fundamentally interested in decentralized oracles?”

Hi this is cucky the intern. Would anyone like some coffee? Does anyone want me to go on a donut run?

>>15440959

Hi Doug - this is Kevin from IT Ops Support - Kumar might have his mic muted but I can jump in on this one. The random int generator is still in development. We have been making good progress but have a couple asks out to the Integer Integrations team and are on hold until they get back to us. I know there was issues with the latest major release of our website calendar input widget on the contact us form so they might not have taken a look at it yet. I'll get on the horn and ask for an update from Yajesh over on that side and see where we are at. I'll have a more detailed update and timeline for you at next week's meet - oh, I guess Kumar is back on, ok, I'll let him take it from here.

Team? Team? Did we ever hear from upper management what they thought about the deliverables? I remember Susan said she scan mailed those over. Did anybody here confirmation? Thanks team.

Hello this is Kendall from accounting. I would like to make a formal complaint against Mark for making sexually explicit comments during work hours.

>>15441280
Hi team, it's me Dajesh the scrummaster of the engineering team. Unfortunately any new specifications need to be approved by our product owner Mirjam. She will decide the priority of this new change. Since we already passed the deadline for the Q4 release this will be best case Q1 2020. But like I said, first Mirjam need to prioritise it.

*Poo plop pop poooooper farttt ferrrt brrrrrppppp poop poop shhhhhhhhhhrrrrrtttr plfffffttttt pooooooooooop gllldsgsgghfbfhfh djdhsiakenebe* My apologies sirs, Sanjay Gupta I am internet technology sirs, you having issue with quality of call yes today?

Yeah suck that cock that's right bitch just hurry up before my wife gets home..ahh yeah suck it that's right you like it don't you...ah OH FUCK *Jim has left the conference call*

peepeepoopoo

Niggers tongue my anus

>>15441350
Delet

Tom, from IT Right-Click User Experience here
I believe what is needed is a clear expectation of deliverables. We can leverage the existing build to meet the tasks on the deck, but we need to prevent scope creep on this one and avoid any technology debt.

Stephanie, help me understand item #3 on the agenda and if this was vetted through the PMO.

>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

This thread is giving me PTSD

>>15442619
Hi this is Jonathan from customer resiliency. Here I have with me my team: Steph, Ryan, and James. Whose turn is it to provide updates for the day? And are we using this meeting to escalate impediments?

>>15442422
Hi Tom, business just announced a new partnership. We'll need to push out your current work in order to prioritize this deadline of next week. Please give us a list of your prioritized tech debt and we can see if we can squeeze it into next year's project increment.

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> Sorry, Colin
> you're looking for the call next hour.
> Seth had to use this conference line for implementation project updates.
> the meeting is scheduled for our time zone. You will just add an hour because we're an hour behind
> does that make sense?

>*** beep ***
>I just head a beep, who's that?
>Hi Alex, you've got Brain from Data Transformation
>Hi Brain, how are you?
>I'm good thanks Alex, how are you?
>I'm good thanks
> ....
>I'm going to go on mute while we wait for the others
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>HI Alex, it's Katie here
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>Hi Alex, it's Mark
>Hi Mark
>Hi Alex

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>>15441383
Gupta is such a common name.

This is the best thread on biz right now

This fucking thread. I hate it from the bottom of my soul.

hour project meeting
spend 5 minutes going over tech specs, no go-live determined, before the project owner chimes in
> "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TRAINING DATES. MY PEOPLE NEED TO BE TRAINED ON HOW TO USE THIS AND FEEL COMFORTABLE"

>Does anyone know if Tim is joining us today?
>I think so, I can see him dialling in now
>....
>I think Tim is busy in another meeting
>....
>OK then Brain, do you want to wait, or should we get started?
>*beep* has joined the meeting
>Hey there’s Dave
>...
>....
>Dave you might be on mute
>OH YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT GUYS anyway let me just repeat what I was saying
>Uh Dave can you share your screen
>oh yeah, hold on
>*indian accented English in background*
>Whoever’s not on mute can you please mute when you are not talking!!
>*indian voices go silent*

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don't forget sameer, sanjay, venkata and some version of jit--

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>Hi could everybody PLEASE stop replying all!
>>>>HI please take me off this list
>>>>**reply all**
>>>>this is the incorrect distribution group. Please include at ShitTeam@shit.com
>>>hi Wt8C i think you have the wrong person. please take me off this list
>>My apologies. I will remove your address from this email chain.
>Hi I think this email was sent to the wrong person
have sex

>>15444250
Is this Jim? You really have to start muting the mic when you make implicitly sexual remarks. I’d hate for you to have another HR write up on your record. It may be your last.

Can we get this call back on track? Our quarterly numbers aren’t looking too good. I recommend we implement some cutting edge blockchain tech or quantum computing. That will get the shareholders excited. Steve, are you still on the line? Can we get Deb to send out some exploratory emails to investors about our premium customer service support program? I know our new intern was working on it. Stacey, can you and chad work together on getting our logistics timeline approved by legal regarding cross-border chainlink payments? We have 35 countries and trillions riding on this deal.
Are there any other execs on the line who want to chime in?

>>15444496
no sir it's brindash from mumbai office sir. i just have chat roullette opened in other tab and mistyped i wanted to type to woman with very very nice bobs
>>15444625
sir i strongly advise to invest in Bitcoins Satoshi Vision (tm) it is made by Mr Creg right, this is exactly what ur company look for. if your interested pls do the needful and kindly revert to
brindash.shawarma@cryptoconsalting.co.in
we will be happy to assisit u to invest. have a nice day sirs, god bless ur family

>>15444625
our exchange server is down, we don't know when it will be up again. please use the fax machine for any urgent written correspondence. please use the correct departmental billing code when faxing long distance.

/biz/: where neets come to role play about having jobs

In this case the job is a third rate comedy writer for SNL

>>15444819
I’m sorry ranjeesh, We’ve apparently got randy from accounting and financial services on the lineup deal with this fax issue. Randy go ahead.

>>15444902
Randy here. We’ve tried faxing it over. No luck. Do you really need 10-Ks from the last 5 years? Our printer/fax guy isn’t coming until monday. Any way we can expedite this?

>>15444819
>our exchange server is down, we don't know when it will be up again.
EMAIL IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR OUR BUSINESS NEEDS. PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THIS WILL BE FIXED. I AM HOLDING 9qEZE5vu PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE.
>cc's all C-levels

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Celia and Michael, this is a good point. One we hadn't considered.
DOES THIS AFFECT OUR TIMELINE?

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Whoever keeps forwarding me, fuck you. IM DONE WITH THIS COMPANY AND ITS SHIT EMAIL.

Best thread

Hey team, ok I think everyone's here.
So I brought you all in on this call today because I trust you guys, and frankly I need your advice.
We are in a tough position as a company and need to make some significant cuts...
Oh wait, looks like Dave just joined too.
So as I was saying, we need to make some drastic cuts to our finance department. Specifically our finance department. And I'm looping you all in to figure out how to approach this with Brody.

So here's the deal, theres this software that our competitors are using that is making a lot of jobs obsolete in the finance department. Frankly some of it's a bit ahhh.. over my head to be honest. This is coming from higher up, Mike and Terry mainly and some of the board. something to do with Smart Contracts, but anyway the point is that we need to make cuts and we need to make them soon. We're talking weeks not months.

Tim, what kind of packages can you and Stacey put together for severance? *coughs loudly*

This thread gives me a profound feeling of anxiety and hatred.

>>15445718
t...team, brody here. did you forget i was invited in the chat with my other username? anyway i understand the company made catastrophic sales the last 2 quarters and need to cut.. well i guess it's my turn. dont feel sorry i understand. some of you are alright, dont come to work tomorrow. *click*

>hey guys, albert from sanitation engineering
>hate to interrupt, but how is progress coming on the investigation regarding the shit left on the owner's ferarri?
>So far I've checked every toilet and compared shits with no match
>also can we do something about the gnomes in the vents who keep screaming "fuck jannies"?
>thanks

*Open door and interrupt meeting*

Uhh guys, I thought I had booked this meeting room...

>>15444819
John, I hate to interrupt our meeting for housekeeping, but you guys keep saying "use correct departmental billing codes" for international fax...however there are 2 such codes assigned to my dept. 1131 & 2572. Last time we discussed this it was widely agreed that 1131 was probably the right one to use....yet everyone keeps using 2572. Can anyone provide any clarity or update on this?

>>15439823
Looking Sharp tonight, Chad!