/biz/ - Business & Finance

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

down 0.6%

threadly reminder that I wish I had the courage to hang myself

>market closed on Monday
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do

Thank you januaries!

I blame moot for the board breaking. It’s his fault for leaving.

>end of Q3
What time zone are you in that Q3 is ending already? Are you in Tuvalu or something? We have a whole month left of Q3 here in Burgerclapistan.

>>15437738
make bacon with mr. bacon there

Should I buy more calls as the price falls and lower strike price options become ITM?

>>15437738
have sex

>>15437738
>market closed on Monday

I shouldn't have sold LCI at 8.78.

>>15437743
us markets are closed on monday.

>>15437751
yes

>>15437711
is posting fixed yet or what?

Reminder shorting ROKU will be the move of Q4.

>>15437760
you're gunna regret that more when it's past $30 and on its way to $60

LCI to $60

>>15437756
Sounds gay.

>>15437780
Why won't BOX die ;~;

How much is a good amount of stock to buy per month $ wise so that I dont buy all at once and get wrecked by a great depression?

I have about 30k I can risk playing with.

I really hope Juul killing people crushes altria.

>>15437782
Let's see your position considering how confident you are about LCI.

>>15437815
1.5K per month over 15 months isn't bad. will you keep investing the same amount after that 30K is done?

>>15437844
holy fuck my math is bad, 20 months...

>>15437810
>Why won't BOX die ;~;
because it's oversold and I had a buy signal. we should bounce to 16. still possible we drop a bit more but its a buy in my book

>>15437815
That's such a stupid question. You need to draw up a budget and figure out how much you can save a month make sure to include your drugs and hookers allowance, then allocate the rest to the market. You also need to have a pile of cash on hand for your rainy day fund, so you should be throwing all your savings at that first. Also if you've got debt, you gotta pay off that shit first too. So throw cash at the debt starting with the highest interest shit first. Then you can figure out how much to throw in the market every month.

>>15437810
Because tutes are propping it up all algo movement just hodl

lmfao those BOX idiots buying puts

told you FSLY would recover too

has leon posted at all since he was exposed?

>>15437826
Rude!
Just because you had a tough time quitting?

>>15437826
>implying this Juul fud isn't Purdue Pharma funded propaganda to take media coverage aware from their fuck ups regarding the pain killers.

There's more blood on J&J's hands than Juul, and Juul is a great product. I recommend it to as a safer alternative to cigarettes since there is less tar and stuff like carbon monoxide.

Damn this is some weak ass 401k matching though from my new employer. Only 2 percent, and only matches 50 percent. I guess it works out since my shit tier grocery job, despite matching 5 percent, would never be that much, but still sucks desu.

>>15437852
wut, your call before earnings was to buy 9/20 puts and hold. That does it, I'm going back to losing money on my own terms now. As the zoomers say: YOU'RE CANCELLED.

>>15437857
I don't really have a choice, not much left to lose but unless the whole S&P tanks hard it's ogre. Crab or climb these things are gonna expire worthless.

>>15437869
I should have sold day after earnings but I'm a dumb bizlet

>>15437870
not a degenerate, never smoked
>>15437897
just want altria to crash and die because i have puts, morality is irrelevant.. I know Juul was supposed to be their salvation so ideally the bad news will drag them down hard

>>15437899
>you don’t get to bring Pams

>>15437782
alright I'll buy one

>>15437831
He's probably got over 30k sitting in that stock right now.

There are people itt that still don't have any LCI

>>15437933
i've seen you shilling this for awhile now, I've kind of ignored you, why should I?

>>15437782
I fell for the bear memes and thought it was going to go back to 6.

>>15437952
Shorts have manipulated the price down really really bad due to illegal practices causing LCI to be at very undervalued levels.

Shorts arguement was that when LCI loses LEVO that LCI wouldn't be able to pay their debts.. but LCI didn't have LEVO last quarter and was able to pay back debts just fine... not only that but they are getting LEVO back.. on top of getting numerous of other drugs back... they've been paying their debt off early and bulking up their product list... huge growth coming

also..

read this

https://s3.amazonaws.com/caret-uploads/file/r/18f607de-15c3-48f4-90ae-71f35c5a224f.pdf

LCI to $60

>>15437909
>wut, your call before earnings was to buy 9/20 puts and hold.
I never made any call on BOX you're mistaking me for someone else.

>>15437969
you fell for FUD.. its ok.. a lot of people do.. and the bears have been brutal.. i suggest you read up on the lawsuit i posted in this post >>15437982

>>15437933
what percentage of your overall investments is in LCI? I'm wondering if its more or less than the percentage of my investment in KO

>>15437815
bout tree fiddy

I'll buy lci when it pulls back down to the 6's or 7's.

>>15437924
>Oh you're a big guy, for sure

i wish gook moot would ban all trip fags for good stop shitting up this board with your shitty picks

go back to wsb or something seriously this is not reddit

When do you guys intend to re-enter the market?

>>15437991
Oh whoops, you're right. My bad. It was that shot caller namefag that said he didn't have any friends.

>>15438034
shot caller aka the furry leon liger

lmfao

>>15438042
He's a furry too? His degeneracy truly knows no bounds.

>>15438034
it's possible it corrects on tuesday though but long term i leans towards bullish

>>15438031
Bout tree fiddy. (Actually true so I can play the weekend).

>>15438046
why would you make your name LeonLiger on a fucking stock trading site unless you want to fuck cats?

>>15438059
QRD on why labor day weekend is bullish?

>>15438031
technically you may have already took typical correction out

>>15438034
>>15438042
>>15438046
>>15438069
Tell him to keep his hands away from liquid Nitrogen

>>15438071
It might be or it might not. I might go short. We'll have to see how the cookie crumbles this afternoon.

>hey guys whats up it‘s leonliger back at it again with another league of legends minecraft redstone robinhood options trading guide for beginners. Today, we‘re aiming for the #1 Victory Royale.

Campbell soup
Oh yes oh yes

>>15438123

Well, Altria is officially my biggest holding, and my bags are sizable.
Should I even care? Let it DRiP for 30 years and see what happens? Shit...

>>15438031
>implying I ever left

>>15438123

>>15438145
MO is in oversold territory.. if you're planning to hold long term it seems like the bottom is near. i hate tobacco stocks btw.. selling a product that kills 50% of your customers is somewhat legal.

>>15438188
MO is going to $30..........................

>>15438188
but maybe this time they're running out of suckers and we are seeing a paradigm shift with smoking.

we're back bros

I frogetted the market is closed on Monday. The most lucrative thing to do right now is to go long. With the Hurricane effecting Trump's property he's going to have his mind in other places over the weekend. This will lure investors into a no news is good news holiday with a nice rally to start off the new quarter. Short TLT, death to socialists and communists.

>>15438195
Stop. I can only get so erect.

>>15438203
>paradigm shift
I watched that anime

>>15438206
people are going to need to replace drugs after this hurricane.. we should buy up drug companies like LCI

>>15438195
yeah i can see it go between 30-38.

>>15438015
I dont think it will. I trimmed my position to secure some profits if it fell, and not be too hurt if it rose a bit more.... I should've trimmed less. It was extremely undervalued mostly due to the heavy short interest. It looks like they're covering now after LCI has beat earnings for a whole year. Its only going up... unless trump tweets something to bring the whole market down...

>>15438236
Shit, maybe I should be buying put protection...

(and long term calls? Should I be strangling this thing?)

Buy GALT. Not-so-subtle indicators of buyout or partnership talks going on. P3 will be accepted next month too. September is the month to be long on this shit.

Reminder for the PAYS shills who were shilling it 10 days ago

>>15438258
>remember that time I was right?

>>15438259

>>15438215
I missed the bus on that one. You didn't shill that earnings were coming up, I would have been there for the singularity. Doesn't matter my smart money allocations are on point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZW-Yr3yIVw

from country -- > pop --> soul xD

>>15438287

>>15438195
MO is a $60/share stock

its being oversold into the vaping probe. DCA on the way down and back up.

>>15438271
Doesn't matter m8, people make these screenshots to show the times they're right, but they don't include all the times they were wrong or were off on the timing.

No way to tell how many incorrect predictions you made with your trip off

>>15438337
ok

>>15438342
I got GE and ACB wrong. But I'm still waiting for ACB since it can be a buy next week..

>>15438342
I've never been wrong.

>>15438342
otherwise i'm tracking all my calls

>>15438386
>posts a screenshot of a post where he claims he made another post
dudewhat?

>>15437732
update: down 0.2%

>>15438385

>there are people that aren't fomoing into Fastly fastly

Stay poor.

>>15438403
it means it was a buy at 224 and it went 5% since then..

>>15437826
homo, MO is the best desu

>>15438123
I would donate if one of the trips started a daytrading from home Twitch stream

So much better than Fortnite

Besides, wait until the th0ts start day trading

Absolute mad-lad, tulip-trade, weed-wack’d, booze-bash, fasc-cash hype train imho

TL;DR: twitch nao

>>15438123
kek

>>15438452
Yeah, I remember that day, I posted that I was upset for sleeping through UNH at 221.

But taking a picture of a post where you say "I was right yesterday" is retarded. At least take a picture of the post you were right in.

>>15438489
yeah but i wasnt monitoring UNH at that time. when i checked i saw i missed the exact buy. it's still a long term buy signal or at least a swing trade. now what it can do is go back down to 227 like it did on 31st Dec 2018 before a 15% move up..

>>15437096
is CAH a good buy right now? (for long term dividends)

My portfolio is getting too big. I have been squirreling away my gains from the option trades into ETFs, but now I have come into a situation where I have shares of the GDX and also a GDX put.... I told my self I wouldn't sell my ETFs until i get a block of 100 and then I get them called away, but now im in a spot where I'm going to get cuckholded out of gains... Should I be worried or nah?

>>15438606
yes, long term cah is oversold at those levels and is printing nice bullish divergence

>>15438472
They'd last a day and lose it all. I'll watch

Why did I get into options boys... taken a loss on literally every one I’ve made. Bby calls, AMD calls, spy puts for -$1300. Only one set GME calls that made me $100. I feel like I’m overdue for a winner but I’ve also already lost out from all my AMD/lci/CRON gains

>>15438472
I'd get banned from twitch like 20 minutes into the first red day for hate speech.

>>15438251
What indicators exactly? I've seen this pop up over and over again in the last couple weeks, but not one shill can back up this statement.

>>15438727
fuck off retard i told you 3 days ago not to buy options because you don't know what they are

i hate dumb /biz/ posters

you deserve it faggot

hope you learned your dumbass lesson

>>15438727
You're fine. Just buy lots of CTST 2.50 calls for Dec/Jan and you'll be halfway to the moon.

>>15438747
>they have had no insider buys since the rights offering over two months ago
>preferred shares, including ones that had a 12% dividend, were converted to common
>the amount of common stock needed to know the buyout price per share is now known
>they have made no hires of more upper management
>the CEO lists merger/acquisitions as among his specialties
>Dick Uihlein, a major Republican campaign financier, backed the company with a 20 million dollar investment during the rights offering
>Uihlein also exercised warrants at 5 dollars despite the price being significantly below that when he did so
>In order to calculate a buyout price, they have to know the market potential of the drug as well as a good hold on its probability for success, the Phase 3 protocol was recently submitted so they would know this
>All that is left is FDA acceptance of that protocol and they have a definitive number to haggle
>Belapectin is also implicated in cancer and numerous other applications
>Everything comes together in September or early October
Get in. And hold. My thesis is falsifiable via a simple insider buy. They didn't even buy at 3 dollars when the RO price was 4.28

>>15438806
Oh, they also employ Back Bay, a company that specializes in mergers and acquisitions as well as 'strategic alternatives'.

>>15438727
pick anything from this list and you'll get some gains come monday. Except for the KHC calls, those were happy little accidents.

look at these fucking heebs trying to sell down metals. dumbasses acting like a trade deal is coming next week.

Thank you for your reply, my friend
This is too busy and messed up
I will reply with this
by the way
What is the recent earnings of Berkshire Hathaway?
You guys
Isn't it 4-5 percent or twice that?
Is it different?
Well, it ’s just an image
That's fine
If you don't want to lose for sure, aim for that and you won't lose
Is there anyone here who can be said to be absolutely different?
Certainly, we are fighting with securities companies while exposing everything in our hands.
You shouldn't forget
Is there anyone here who can be said to be absolutely different?
If you did n’t even know that, it ’s really funny.
Okay?
Anyways
If you only need to earn 8% per year, what percentage will you need to increase per day?
If you simply divide by about 200 business days, it ’s only 0.04 percent.
that's right?
This is what I want to say
There will be ups and downs every day, but the amount of money to move in a day should be very small
In short, if you invest 10 percent, it would be enough to make a 0.4 percent increase per day.
This is okay
It is right
More than that is bad
Normally, if you continue to pour into the same hole, it will always overflow
But
No one can do that here, in the market
Everyone must adhere to the principles in this market
But it's also close to winning strategy
How about this?
This is probably the minimum investment category
But there are lots of other opportunities
So do your best, everyone
In other words
A living dog is better than a dead lion
I may have said something extra
Oh dear__________

Friend, but be careful

>>15438844
TLT is overbought

>>15438855
>look at these fucking heebs trying to sell down metals
seems like they're being pretty successful at it.

>>15438888
Chinese quads of good fortune check!

WHERE'S THAT SHITSTAIN WHO SAID TO BUY REFR

>>15437782
>>15437927
The fact he ignores this makes me believe he has a lot of money in it at a very high price and he is shilling to hopefully breakeven.

>>15437933
>>15437982
>>15438006
Lciguy you gonna show how much you have invested? You shill it so much it "sounds" like you have no doubt it will indeed reach $60. Why dont you use all your savings and remortgage your house to buy it, I mean you sincerely believe it will succeed, don't you? It's real "cheap" by your standards. Arent you gonna show us your investment anon? Oh wait are you just hiding that you have extremely heavy bags from 2015 when it was $60+ and thats why you have an obsession over that particular number?

Damn I guess I got spoiled by whole foods having a pretty legit 401k contribution. 2 percent that takes 3 years to vest sucks.

>>15438127
God damn i was just about to buy some too

>>15438932
Behold this is likely when Lciguy bought the stock. Most of its life has been between $1-$3.

>>15438966
Pic related

>>15438657
Keep the ETFs. In my opinion, I view day trading like I used to view trading shitcoins. It's just something for fun you do with extra money to try and increase your stack of Bitcoin (ETFs in stocks).

>>15438932
not a LCI shill but last time i had a serious long term buy signal was around 3-3.5 in october 08 and we are on our way to print another one soon. so yeah i believe it's possible we go to 60 or above. it's possible the same long term buy signal comes at 15$. once we hold 10-12 i'll load some bags myself.

>>15438980
He started shilling it around $12 or $13, then it had that big ass fucking dump like a week later, and he's been holding the bag and cost averaging in since. I got no fucking idea what his cost average is or if he's in the black yet. I mean you must be new here if you don't know this by now.

>>15439049
How much better off would be be if he’d just taken the loss and put it in a good company and DCAed into that? Or even an index fund?

>>15439162
>put it in a good company
He'd argue this is a good company, and if this shit goes to $60 he'd probably be worse off if he did what you've suggested.

>>15439174
>if

Nope. No no no I don't like this index hesitation at resistance. Pulling out of S&P long.

https://gnln.com/greenlane-brands/#house-brands
Hey guys check these guys out. Ticker gnln. I have some stock but not much cause i think it will drop more. But they seem like the could be a good buy, still looking into them. They own some good brands and are a huge distributor to vape shops. Can’t believe market cap has fallen so low, seems like it could be billions one day when today its only 65 million.

>>15439216
Regulatory backlash is going to be harsh, the small guys may not get the big fines, but they also may not be as well-equipped to survive regulation.

>>15437727
Thank you based divifren>>15437732

They are taking my smart money. make it stop!

>>15439271
>Merck
Bro. I’m so glad I’m not the only one in this trade. It’s one of the few great investing choices I’ve made.

>>15437982
>Shorts have manipulated the price down really really bad
Typical stocktwits shizo talk

>>15439275
If it makes you feel better baggie I bought the same put as you

heh heh the US is a total fucking basket case get out now while you have a chance

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-china-phone-call-lie-fact-check-g7-summit-trade-war-a9085786.html

>>15439265
Historically in situations like this distributors are the way to go right?

>>15439330
No idea

>>15439313
Everyone already assumes this, didnt they? I’m not expecting a vix/sqqq spike unless he tweets something crazy about it.

Oh shit, MSFT won the pentagon contract? Buy it? Then sell it and buy amazon cheapies?

>>15439364
Fucking Jews are trying to get out of their shorts so they can get better entries on their longs. This is what we call "Fake News". I can't believe they've run with the uncorroborated story. This is some buzzfeed tier shit posting. However, it's going to work. Can't wait for Tuesday when everything is so much clearer and we're back over $300 SPY on the new found euphoria from the tantalizing trade deal talks. Buy this dip.

I just went in on some $3 NIO calls for 9/13. They have earnings on 9/9. I know, I know guys, my balls are larger than most of yours. Question is what's the bet that I fucked up?

>>15439446
I bought MO and OLLI calls today and a TLT put. Cant fuck up more than I did so I think you're all good.

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>>15439446
I'm hoping for more tariffs so NIO drops even further so I can scoop some up and see it ride up

>>15439506
wrong thread retard

Is lci stabilizing at 10?

LCIguy might be a shill but I'm glad I was dumb enough to listen to him.

Somebody give me some GORO hopium pls, thanks.

With lionsgate falling so much I think CBS might buy them

>>15437760
That why i bought $15 calls for january. I sold all my stock over at almost $9. Profit never hurt anyone. My $90 of 6-$15 break even calls will maket me 30k if it gets to 60... it will be at $100 though

>tfw Mommy was removed from the election for being too mean to cumilla

>>15439619
Yeah not sure how ViaCBS fucked LGF and themselves over so hard, but we'll see how it shakes out. I'm not too concerned about my little VIAB bet... okay I'm a little concerned.

>>15439427
Ah yes those "fucking jews" AKA the electronic abacus that does 90% of the trades in the market.

What fucking dip? I trimmed on yesterday's rip... sold some of my ETF's for some more MO... still too high, STILL SPENT TOO FUCKING MUCH

>funimation is #1 trending topic on twitter
Hmm?
>made cringey homoerotic banter during DBZ recording sessions
god damn it. really, they're the ones who should've burned down.

>>15439653
Well Comcast said they're gonna drop Lionsgates shows from its line up hence the massive drop.

>>15439653
You’re in the dip

>>15439513
I think at the lightest hint of good news there's going to be a spike with a return to normal until tariffs are more or less settled. We'll see though, hopefully Trump can keep his twitter away from that shit for a minute.

>>15439682
yeah, but if it's badnews for LGF I'd think it'd be good for VIA... means they're saving money or something

>>15439653
>Ah yes those "fucking jews" AKA the electronic abacus that does 90% of the trades in the market.
They are the worst. Robot Jews.

and for the record Tulsi got taken off the stage because Elizabeth Warren is the only indian allowed on stage.

EVERYTHING I BOUGHT EXCEPT FOR FASTLY IS RED NOW! GOD DAMN BUZZ FEED ARTICLE! TRUMP BETTER TWEET SOMETHING ABOUT BONDS BEING BAD INVESTMENTS SOON!

>>15438889
>leave for lunch and it's already back where it was and then some

Pure jewish manipulation. Absolutely disgusting.

>>15439812
buzz feed?

>>15439812
it's the last friday of Q3, people are filling their shorts.

FASTLY IS FUCKING BACK

I guess you could say it recovered... fastly...

>SCHG passing below 50-day SMA
simultaneously:
>SCHD and EWJ passing ABOVE 50-day SMA
Growth is apparently not your fren today.
Dividends and Japan are your fren.

>>15439626
>My $90 of 6-$15 break even calls will maket me 30k
Robinhood wants $498 for me to do the same option expiring in January how did it change so fast?

>>15439855
>it's the last friday of Q3
But your post says 08/30/19 not 09/27/19. Am I missing something? Why do people keep saying stuff like this? MOMMYYYYY

I just received an alarm for long term LCI... time to pay attention to this stock.

>>15439930
What kind of alarm? How's my $80 worth of puts gonna do bud? They gonna make it?

>>15439928
just one month difference, close enough

>>15439939
i knew LCI was in oversold territory... but i also knew i wont catch the bottom. the alarm was set a long time ago to let me start paying attention to this stock for a long term buy.. im not buying yet... just monitoring closely.

>>15439873
This shit is going to $100

>>15439969
I'm still nervous about the shares lock up expiring in November. I mean I still bought a good amount at the 27 dip but still.

BGS is burning down....

>>15439991
I'm selling at the end of September so I don't have to worry about it. Hopefully it will double from here.

>>15440000
sucks..
I been reducing my position for awhile now

>>15440012
Yeah I'm just gonna watch what happens to the float and see if it keeps getting bought up before it opens up

>tfw europoor
>tfw no SPY for me
>tfw no VTI for me

is it over for me bros? am i gonna have to do direct indexing?

wew lad. Was up $300 this morning, down over $500 at the afternoon lows and finished the day down $6. Too piss scared to follow the vol either way so I just rode it out. Probably going to feel like a retard come monday and whatever tariff chimp out happens.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down another .42% today, ARGH
I think this is gonna be a poppyseed tea weekend, this is an opiate time. Congrats to niknik on Camp Bell's Soup Company tho!
This week we're going to a Romano's in Murray, Utah!
Everyone remember to report Jack Dorsey's twitter account for his appalling racism btw

I checked my phone and saw DJI going off a cliff nearly in the red. I get online and see google and yahoo are reporting two different charts

what's this bs? hackers?

>>15440071
>spy falls
>tlt falls with it
bullshit day. Basically flat.

>>15440093
seeking alpha also shows it like that, idk how these graphs work so dont ask me

No, not ETSY.
Why?

Maybe it is a good thing I was denied on Vanguard margin application.

>>15440066
can't you buy VUSA?

>>15440071
yeah got the big bull on CPB, too bad it gave up chunk of those gains

Thinking about how no matter what you do you will never afford a Superyacht, so whats the point

>>15440071
Made about $40k this week but banned from /pol/ :(

>>15440151
It’s alright man. My compounding MO-babies gonna get me a nice fishing boat when they finally kick the asses of the dickless CDC/FDA. You can come fishing with me before you move to the flatlands.

>>15440151
Call Joe Lewis and ask him what he did to get his. Then google "Freebird's World Burrito". You should be able to connect the dots.

>>15440162
I wasn't sure it was possible to get banned there. Did you spam interracial?

>>15440196
Isn’t checking dubs there is a bannable offense?

anybody got some good consumer products stocks? anything thats on sale? (so not something with a P/E over 20)

>>15440196
(((they))) really want to make sure women keep taking the pill

>Woman who developed 'catastrophic' acne after coming off the pill aged 25 shares no make-up selfies to inspire other sufferers
>Bianca Jantscher, 25, from Graz, suffers from painful and 'catastrophic acne'
>She was diagnosed with rare cystic acne called acne conglobate in early 2019
>Bianca decided to show bare face on social media to inspire other living same

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7411515/Woman-suffered-catastrophic-acne-breakout-aged-25-getting-pill.html

>posts gore
>gets banned
Fuck off

(More like she got acid thrown in her face for not wearing a burka in bongistan)

>>15440145
no ETFs at all. they must comply with PRIIPs and KIDs that american funds don't give a shit about.

>>15440222
DUDE NO GORE POSTING!

Hows this look? Im looking for some nice gains over the short-medium term with these bad bois.

>>15440300
but VUSA is ucits, are you sure you cant buy?... it's based in ireland.
https://www.justetf.com/uk/news/etf/legal-structure-of-etfs-ucits.html

>>15440298
>>15440311
how the fuck is this gore? its acne

>>15439313
Doesn't matter. China's statements since then have confirmed negotiations are ongoing. If China had said something like negotiations are not happening and we're at a stand still, then it would be a problem.

>>15440357
That’s 1000x worse faggot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE FUCKING ORANGE MAN DOES IT AGAIN

>>15439492
>mo calls

I think this is still a good idea. That merger with PM will be a good thing for both companies if it goes through.

>>15440400
nani?

>>15440071
Down 1.69%. My day wasn't even that bad but IIPR is down 12% for no reason, probably a bunch of stop losses just triggering a spike down. Luckily I sold most of mine at the top and was half hoping for a massive pullback to get back in.

>>15438203
Every zoomer I know who has started with vaping has moved on to smoking regular cigs. Really fiddles my diddle.

>>15440068
SPY calls were up over $300 earlier, when negative, averaged down a few times, sold at 3:59 for a $150 profit. Sweating bullets.

>>15440461
Are you fucking kidding?

All smoking Millennials I know have switched to vapes, except for some who vape but still use some tobacco to roll spliffs with.

>>15440505
I’m dead serious. Every last one.

>>15440071
Down -0.04% ($9). Also doubled my KHC position. I'm gonna make it.

>>15440513
We’ll probably would have happened regardless. Teenagers smoke, that’s been going kn forever. They like to do cool, dangerous shit.

>>15440071
Up 6.58%. LCI done me good... why did I trim? It hurts bros...

Fastly will be $50 by the end of next week.

Would Ben Graham be buying MO?
I haven’t gotten to that chapter yet.

>>15440529
This is why i'm not concerned about Juul controversy. Like it or not, vaping is here to stay and will continue to rake in cash hand over fist full of dollareedoos.

>>15440568
Hang on there bud. Juul just started to offer vendors money to put in age verification stuff, could stop teens from getting access and while teens do dumb shit, adults often consider consequences, and do shit like quitting smoking.

I’m not fucking selling though, and I’ve got my eye on that lower bollinger band and that December price level.

Also that dividend payout %... that seems high.

GTFI

https://kohlchan.net/int/res/4301825.html

Ahh 2 stocks Ive been watching but didnt buy are even higher!

At the same time most of these are high and if a recession/depression happens I'd probably get left bagholding. Anons whats the smart play assuming a recession/depression occurs within 6 to 18 months?

>>15440670
Short.

Can anyone help me with the stsrting my trades

>>15440670

DO what i do, nut about 500- 1,000 Silver ETF, and some stocks that short the market, if a recession happens you'll make some money, and won't feel bad when you lose money from holding stocks making gains right now.

>>15440758

That should say buy 500- 1000, fucking spelling errors, remind me to drink less.

>>15440614
>Juul just started to offer vendors money to put in age verification

Good!

>>15440670
>Anons whats the smart play assuming a recession/depression occurs within 6 to 18 months?
I doubt that happens, but since we're assuming this is a definite thing, you dollar cost average into TVIX and then you sell it all off at the return of QE, then you buy blue chip high dividend paying stocks at the bottom with all the TVIX gains and finally.just reinvest the dividends until your dividends pay all your expenses and you can do what ever the fuck you want.

>>15440852
Did you forget to invert your advice?

>>15441085
oops.

>>15440543
At least you held some. I sold all of mine. Decent profits from 6, but goddamn it.

which realm are we on as alliance wow classic.

>>15440670
>Anons whats the smart play assuming a recession/depression occurs within 6 to 18 months?
Recession has been postponed until 2023. Get out with everything you can make in the mean time. It's going to make the 1930s look bullish af.
>>15441269
>alliance
Faulty.

>>15440614
>Juul just started to offer vendors money to put in age verification stuff, could stop teens from getting access and while teens do dumb shit, adults often consider consequences, and do shit like quitting smoking.
They know teens love forbidden stuff. 75% of adult smokers are teens who couldn't stop btw. They start as teens because they think it's rebellious and dangerous (yep, its actually the dangerous health effects that lures teens into smoking).

>>15441292
I want to be human priest, but I could be a troll shamen too. Just give me the fucking realm!

>>15441269
Alliance on Herod, I'm level 17 come play with me baggie I'll heal you
>>15440773
Bad! Teen smoking is an essential element of the American identity and experience

>>15441351
oh god damn it, i main healer..... Fine what's the tank class I've only played the drunk panda tank.

>>15440567
The main point that Graham makes in the Intelligent Investor is that we should ensure that there is always an adequate margin of safety before investing in any security.

>>15441351
looks like i'll be the pally then.

>>15441396
hell yeah. I can't play right now I'm nodding pretty good and need to pass out while rewatching the Kerry Thornley interview. Get to level 18 and we can do deadmines

>>15441340
Nah, it's all about Tauren druid.

>>15441507
>druid
and you call alliance faulty...

Get ready to drown into a mighty pool of cheese and cream with Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner Dry; prepared with yummy original flavor. The enriched macaroni fused with paprika makes you go wow and yum and once you start eating, you will not be able to resist this thick and cheezy meal.Love at First Creamy BiteIt's rich in taste with velvety cream and lip-licking cheese to appease your undying cravings for a cheesy - creamy bite. The pleasing fragrance in the air will magnetize you to your seat until you gobble up every last portion. So what are you waiting for? Grab a box and satisfy your cravings now!

>>15441220
>>15440543
gotta look at the bigger picture.. like monthly and weekly...

LCI to $60

>>15439290
Did you read the lawsuit i posted?

>>15441426
Well lucky for me, I've got other things to do.

>>15441603
nah you need that deluxe white cheddar with the bacon bits. Not only do you not need to go to dean's for the milk and butter, but it's got bacon in it so we know you're not a kike or muslim.

>>15438031
In about two years, assuming capitalists retain power. A socdem regime would probably make the bond market more interesting

>>15441603
based kraft heinz bro

>>15438866
I will be careful ~
you be careful too :)

>>15441603
>>15441711
Cracker Barrel is better

Is this stock worth it? Imagine shorting it right before this happened, not possible on robinhood as it needs to be covered last I checked.

>>15441753
you shut your fucking cock sucking, means of production seizing pie hole.

>>15439290
A lot of people I've seen on stock twits seem delusional that their stock choices just so happen to be the ones that will succeed big time.

>>15440222
the pill should be made illegal but it's at the heart of their schemes
the pill is the linchpin holding modern degeneracy together
a chemical force directly affecting the hormones of a large slice of the population. due to how successful it was, they started looking for ways to get the rest of the population on hormone-influencing chemicals...

if you're posting against the pill you're walking God's path anon

>>15441787
mmm delicious

>>15441665
you're paying them $15 every month for this ""service""
sounds like a TERRIBLE deal to me
look, there are $150K worth of subscribers right there, all sitting in Queue for 7 hours on a Friday night
what a mess. be sure to tip Blizzard-Activision on your way in, then they might let you through the queue in only 6 hours next time ! ;^)

who lost their ass on ULTA?

>>15441917
meh, i got a 3 month thing for like 40 bucks or something. I figure the average video game entertainment thing I used to buy back when I played console games cost around that, and would give me about 3 months of entertainment, except for the really sweetest games, that like fucking 20 years later are still awesome.

>>15441917
it's called entertainment. it's like concert tickets.

>>15441917
you're paying them $15 a month so you don't have to deal with dlc, microtransactions, loot boxes, purchasable mounts, season passes and whatever other bullshit that modern games have these days.

>>15441971
Damn Baggie, back on that WoW crack? Buddy of mine just got it too, hopefully he breaks free long enough to play the new Divinity with me when it comes out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvwnlYv6krA

Good vid as usual. As things stand, I feel like we get maybe another 15-20 months of bull run before things go sour. That is of course barring some huge fuck ups n Europe, negative trade talk news, or some other black swan event.

>>15441603
>>15441711
>>15441753
just use some real cheese with your pasta you absolute degenerates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX08C-2nDK8

>>15441986
I haven't even started yet, and this game sucks I'll be done in less than 3 months. To be honest, I played the last 2 expansions, i never understood any of the story... I've already bought wc3 reforged and am pissed they haven't released that. I just want like some of the story. Back when I got my WC3 disks, back when they sold the cds to put on your computer, they were advertising in the literature that came with that thing, that they were building an everquest type game. My MMO experience was mostly Phantasy Star Online for dreamcast then x-box, nintendo fucked up with game cube since it was near impossible to get a broad band adapter in the early ages of dsl. Dreamcast really fucked up since everybody just pirated their shit and they lost money selling the consoles thinking they could profit off the games. X-box was alright. damn piece of shit they gave you had to be taken apart and reprogrammed and upgraded, but a great product. the 360 was good with live, but server transfer rates and bullshit like that actual lag made some strategies unplayable online, but boarderline overpowered offline. I dunno it's kinda why I enjoy card games and turn based shit. since it takes the .15 second lag out of it.

>>15442043
there's probably at least 5 kinds of cheese in my fridge right now, and i'm talking about the one i store my food in not the one i fuck.

>>15441986
furthermore >>15442076 phantasy star online 2 never got a North America release, and I played it wiith some patches and stuff last chrismas and stuff, that game was pretty sweet, but it is honestly a grind, you can get like 60 or 70 percent there with little effort, but at the end to become the best it's like exponential time sink. I played a ton of final fantasy 14 from it's phase 4 beta until ((they)) perma-banned me, and that shit became a fucking joke at end game.

>>15442008
>Trump loses the election
>Almost immediately the Democrat president gets a massive recession but just enough time for people to think it was the Dems fault
>Absolut basado

>>15442142
wouldnt mind that desu

>>15441773
Seemed pretty fuckin crazy, it didn't seem like another Stamps.com but there were some worrisome signs like they might be behind on internet shopping. Same thing fucked JC Penney really bad.

Its going to be super touch and go, use levels trading, find out what supports and resistances are, if you do play it.

>>15442117
Heard lots of good stuff about PSO2. Did you ever get into the battle royale stuff at all? I played PUBG for 70+ hours when it first started getting popular but I got tired of it pretty quick.

>>15442167
nah none of that even rings a bell. PSO2 it's f2p and entertaining, but repetitive and grindy at the end. there's like the pay to play stuff, but since it's all japanese uhh just figuring out how to solve the japanese captcha and installing is such a pain in the ass, sending them money for some of the perks that go with it, wasn't worth it in my opinion. the game and community was dope though.

>>15442167
ship 2 was the foreigners server. i'm sure you know some japanese, and playing that game with all the voice acting and shit they put into it... i understood and was starting to learn shit i like just shouldn't have ever had to, but if i step back and look at it... damn game was dope, even had a casino and the community was pretty awesome.

thoughts?

>>15439313
>the independent

>>15442300
what caused the bid dip? honestly this company owes it's existence to viagra. turning a soft dick into a hard dick, something only pretty girls could do, and sometimes even they'd fail, but viagra is a way for hetero sexuals to be gay for pay and fuck each other's asses while not even beiing turned on by the situation.

>>15441379
I just started and I feel like a retard with my bags and losses.

I don't know what he even means by margin of safety yet.

>>15442008
Based CIO, I'm excited.
Probably should have watched it when after hours was still open.

>>15442300
It's not going to zero, but just buy Merck on a pullback if you want a quality pharma. Pfizer has problems.
>potential gains
Kek stocks often go up or down for a reason.

>>15442321
>just buy Merck
yeah it's a superior pharma company. should pfizer be delisted from dow next?

>>15437711
Am I dellsuonal or do I see nhentai cock and ball torture there?

>>15442340
its educational desu

>>15441351
me /who sat
but never see you on o_o....

>>15442299
>>15442320
Yeah, sounds like something I could have def gotten into. I keep it pretty casual these days and only play one 60+ hour or one or two AAA titles a year. Also kek yeah Viagra is all generic now right? Also I've been very interested in MDT since I heard old Cramer shilling it and talking to the CEO. Boomers aren't getting any younger.

>>15442320
they combined their Lipitor/Viagra division with Mylan which pissed off investors... Seems like an over reaction.

>>15442327
Nah, Pfizer will probably come back eventually. but it could take them a while to get some new quality drugs in their pipeline. Things could get worse for them though if all of pharma gets fucked. It's in soooooo many of the index funds and other etf's and mutual funds, it should be just fine. I just like Merck more.

The fact that I like it probably means I should just go ahead and sell it to be safe...

>>15442340
Well you have clearly never been to business school

>>15442385
Cramers club was buying BURL every fucking dip, saying it was like a TJMax discount clothing retail, he just kept buying and buying and I thought "well I've never even seen one of these stores so I won't buy it" and look at it now... Instead I bought some Twilio and VIAB pullbacks at what I thought were decent levels... fuck me I suck at stockpicking.

>>15441773
Roasties will probably switch their big spending to lulu & avocado toast and buy makeup from target/walmart/amazon

>my olli calls

>>15442410
I bought Twilio too - that one hurt a bit but it's a long term hold for me so I'm not worried. Just DCA and move forward. What's been fucking me is not stockpicking, it's being a degenerate earnings gambler with options. Learned a lot and I'm only down $300 all time so could be worse.

>>15442435
phone and text services aren't gonna last long term

>>15442435
Jesus fucking christ I wish I were down only $300

Holy fuck... I just realized I've probably lost 10% of my net worth in the market in this past year... $5k or so of 50K or around that... yeah fuck everything, I'm not touching shit until Ben Graham gives me the go ahead.

>>15442459
What will replace them?

>>15442388
lipitor will be proven to cause brain damage and early onset alzhiemers.... statin cholesterol medications are going to be a wave of law suits.

>>15442388
wait i might not be following, if they've got rid of boners and cholesterol drugs. completely sold liabilities as well... im bullish as fuck.

>>15442460
Buy holo

>>15442460
slowly making my way thru, fucker keeps talking about bonds tho. he thinks im gay desu

>not just dumping everything you have in VTI and BND

Hail AMRN@!. Nov is right around the corner. Big Pharma is getting out loads of Green Bags in preparation. Once they toss out heavy bags in front of AMRN's directors, the sell motion will be quick in the offing. Everyone wins!

AMRN's directors - Get Rich as fuck
AMRN share holders - Get a nice fat Wad of Green.
The Common people - Get access to the Drug so they can keep on downing Baconators
Big Pharma - Over the long haul they'll make back way over what they paid.
Wendys - Increased Baconator sales is good for them.

Hail T and His Fat Divvy to!

r8 my watchlist. planning to get each to 100 for covered calls after my biomemes hit.

How fucked am i boys?

>>15442525
Remember to read it on red days.

>>15442525
Remember what Peter Lynch said: "bonds are for fags."

>>15442525
Can a brainlet like me read this and understand, or do you have to already know all about markets and moneys and how they all work?

>>15442681
im on chapter 7 out of 20 and it mostly makes sense. although half of it is just shit about bonds or outdated stuff but the other half is pretty useful desu

>>15442664
just buy shares and be patient

>>15442682
read it and see if you understand
no one knows how much of a brainlet you are except for you
feel free to ask questions, but first try and understand... google words or concepts if you need to

>>15442682
https://docdro.id/GBnGUga
heres also a link to the pdf some anon shared here (i just clicked the first link i found on google to share this with, not a virus desu)

>>15442356
I /who'd kneepads too but I couldn't find you ;_;
maybe it's cause I'm always playing at 4am
>>15442682
it's not too too technical, if you have investopedia and google you can get through it fine

>>15442669
gwim

>>15442743
know of any good apps for reading pdf books?

>>15443226
have you tried using google (or ask in a /g/ /sqt/)

I use sumatra, it is best pdf reader. always lets me do the needful

>>15443009
i destroyed and renewed relationships in like 3 hours... fucking no goals accomplished, but damn love understanding and shit... ii hate shit. im the third wheel, truth and binding and willing to call you the fuck out....

>>15442984
>>15443259
>>15443345
sorry pic related.... damn 100 proof rum am ii even going to get into this game?

so i just got off the phone with a girl, who said she loves me at least 4 times, said she agrees and also she's 24 years old... uhh i kinda gave her my blessing and she trusts me at a point

>>15443353
I'll be in there soon, make sure not to black out before you choose the name you want

i don't want to rape people in mtga.... it's not even fun.... fuck i'm like almonds on this one...

>>15443431
im pally alliance dwarf named baggie... i got it. im going to bitch about dps because if my heals are bad i know i will find another one.

i applied for the janitor position. so aso fuck all you assholes waiting for e-mails and shit.

>>15443458
I legit already thought you were a janitor
because of the way you act

>>15443477
nah i filled out an application fully expecting a denial, and the best part of my application was, "how are you qualified" i''ve been warned and banned so i know the rules and understand what they are so I can stop that,

what do you hope to gain, "I just want the free 4chan pass"

meh fuck it i'll get banned again. i hate judges. except #99 from the NYY and justice scalia.

actually, a judge let me walk once... he's dead now, but sent a ton of people to jail.

im too drunk to play perfect timing....

baggie was taken.... what ever some other fucker is trying to be me, doesn't know the pain that it takes to be me.

>>15443574
did you make good use of the 5 hours that you spent in queue lol
did you spend that time playing other video games

>>15443603
i went from being like 89% mythic to 94% also had a long talk with a girl... i just uhhh, yeah my rocks didn't pop, but it was well spent time.

>>15443603
i also haven't finished this pint of 100 proof rum.... but i feel it numbing everything....

this game sucks. i have to read all this shit... and wait for them to re-write it? fucking $40 and 7 hours that would have been better spent on cocaine and shorting jnj

>>15443640
Stay the fuck away from JNJ

where is new thread

>>15443710
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new
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>>15443670
for (you) my dear