/biz/ - Business & Finance

All these /smg/'s...

Wtf we've had this edition before

not fucking candy corn edition!

OLLI pulled back if anyone else wants to print money, even after downgrades analysts price it at 75$+.

Also for next week WKHS.

>>15431270
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>>15431270
Non-candy corn thread

>>15431276
Fuck off you tard

>>15431276
get pruned retard

>>15431286
Jannie tranny detected


>10% in GE

LCI to $60

easiest trade... just buy it.. hold it.. sell at $60... yep that easy

LCI to $60

>>15431276

Continuing to bitch about this not working quite like I wanted

It's like I said, guys. With Hurricane Dorian, insurance people are going to need A LOT of clipboards. Maybe some pens and paper too while we're at it. This is a category 5 stock. ODP to $5.

>>15431276

>>15431303
I will cash out my 100 shares at 20 and you cant stop me.

Can I long GDX here? Asking for a fren

DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>15431319
we're going for big gains here

LCI to $60

$REFR will quadruple sooner than a few years. We are waiting to hear what models will be in production next year that carry products from our licensees. Our licensees compete, but we get royalties no matter which product is chosen. After they make 5M the rest will go to shareholders in dividends. Even if they start out making 3M after expenses, that would still be a $0.10 dividend. For a $5 stock, that's a 2% return, but remember this is a huge, huge pipeline. Gauzy is setting up a worldwide infrastructure for SPD products. Think of SPD as a biotech that not only has successfully gone through all the trials and is ready to enter the market. But a biotech has probably just a few conditions that it would help. SPD has applications in many, many products. It's an industry unto itself. Just have Mercedes luxury cars with SPD sunroof as standard would make REFR $94M a year. But it's going to much more than just Mercedes luxury cars. We'll find out soon.

>>15431243
>>15431243
Unironically I enjoy candy corn.

I went full bull today pop, bought that TQQQ, and after a little problem with a trailing stoploss, ended up about making about $30 daily dollaroos!

I hope I’m making you proud, pop ^_^

>Still buying more Altria, running out of funds, not sure why the fook people are selling so hard.

>>15431347
I'm going for moderate gains in OLLI. I don't wanna freeze my money on one thing for years. Gimmie my pay day on the monthly at longest for any sizable position.

lol at those guys buying BOX puts

told you guys you were idiots

also FSLY was a great buy : )

>>15431369
>Unironically I enjoy candy corn.
You and my dad must be enough to sustain the industry

Also lmao at dalio
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-29/dalio-burned-bridgewater-emerges-one-biggest-treasury-shorts

>>15431370
I made 70%. Covered at the open.

Fuck, I feel like there is an equal chance that Trump chickens out on the tariffs tomorrow and an equal chance that he imposes them (which gets retaliation from China).

No tariffs: Enda King Crabba
Tariffs: Another voyage to the depths of King Crab's domain

Tomorrow is Earnings for Campbell Soup, the most important stock in the market

expecting it to go down since its already at top of range, but if it breaks up that would be AWESOME for me

>>15431370
BOX puts are until 9/20 just sitting and holding I want max profit

Do you guys feel we are at the top of the market? Just curious got a 401k loan just in case so i secure some liquidity on the off chance the market tanks come election season 2020

>>15431403
I bought a BOX put and an LCI put. I think if today had been a red day for the market we'd be in good shape. Still, I gotta stop my habit of looking at the chart every day.

>>15431359

In other words

Buy REFR for gains like these~~~~~

>>15431414
Just invest in cheap retail if your worried about the market. It doesn't all crash.

>>15431403
COPE
O
P
E

LMFAO

"max profit"

you should have sold at the open you fucking brainlet

>>15431421
yeah.. just keep buying LCI puts bro.. lmao

LCI to $60

>>15431421
I’m not nervous at all, the analysts, the downgrades, the PT even the DAILY CHART is binging on 14 bid it’s literally holding on by a thread only people buying are tutes, I agree if it was a red day this would be -15% but even CLDR is pumping all the cloud stocks are up right now and CYBR etf is up too so not today to sell but it’s coming. 9/20 expiry let’s see if this can trade flat for 3 weeks
Morningstar PT is 11$

These threads were so much more active a year ago, where are all my frens.

>>15431450
You must really hate me lol I hope you think about me when you’re off 4chins

Playing WDAY long here.

>>15431490
>You must really hate me lol I hope you think about me when you’re off 4chins
just wait till the whole thread hates you and talks about you through 300 post while you aren't even around..

>>15431472
They must've liquidated their portfolios after December last year and missed the ride back up.

Holy shit my bags... MO—fine, I feel good about this merger. But fucking CGC just keeps dumping and there’s no end in sight!

>>15431472
Don’t tell me... you haven’t been collecting dividends?!

>>15431472
I'm here fren

>>15431414
If not for the trade war, we'd probably have another 6 bullish months ahead. It all depends whether Trump escalates things and how accommodative the fed is. We could see a return to the recent highs even without resolution to the trade war.

OH NO NO NO /biz/ is actively double posting their bags on stocktwits now

>>15431472
I killed them
With my harmful vibes

shot caller = Leon Liger

lmfao what a gay fucking name

Think nows the time to buy into those SLV options.

>>15431522
Being able to troll my favorite internet celebrity big5gay is the #1 reason I dropped my trip.

>>15431540
Anime posters unite

>>15431574
that you comfy?

>>15431572
You know... that’s not crazy I think.

Kinda want some PM or MO calls though.

>>15431564
Helping you
With loving vibes! <3

>>15431574
Ror! People hate me too!

>>15431601
comfy

>>15431601
No,

What the fuck is the barbarian rage

>>15431607
What’s happening with tobacco?

>>15431569
Wow so now I’m everyone in here and everyone in stocktwits?

>>15431396
>Campbell Soup
Remember the line from Ironman about a weapons company that won't make weapons? Cambells is a soup company who makes horrible nasty soup and they deserve to fall apart.

>>15431651
Someone accused me of being you earlier because your autistic shenanigans.

Wow. Lunch over and immediately LCI jumps up again

>>15431666
Well I promise never to do it again. Pinky swear.

>>15431651
it is kinda a gay name.. but i gave you a follow..

>>15431472
Those people went back to work when crypto crashed.

>>15431639
>What’s happening with tobacco?
Big merger

>>15431666
Hello, Satan.

Who /SPYcalls/ here?

>implying I’ve made money this week

>>15431697
>>15431639
Looks like... maybe this?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/altria-falls-dow-jones-reports-163946594.html

Why does the government not want me to make any gains bros?

>>15431690
I sent a request also lol

>>15431724
fuck off Leon

WHOOAAAAA I FOMO'D INTO THE FUCKING BAKA CALLS AND IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING ME MONEY!

Bros, when is this KBLB reverse split supposed to happen? They won't say.

>>15431724
? you're Leonligerx right?

>>15431719
they are virtue signaling, degens will be degens. going to buy more PM and MO desu

>>15431759
>Leonligerx
what a gay ass name, no wonder he doesn't have any friends.

>>15431759
yeah just go through his post history

it's tons of cringe, bad trades, and anime reactions

>>15431773
>it's tons of cringe, bad trades, and anime reactions
are you talking about Leon or /smg/?

>>15431771
>leonliger
He must like cats.

>>15431724
That Leon guy sure seems to know a thing or two about how things work around here. I wonder if he has a paid service I can subscribe to.

>>15431790
We can't all just wanna fuck our dogs, don't you 2D shame me.

>>15431790

>>15431773
I actually like the stocks the guy looks at DT is an interesting one and EVER also...hmmmmm

>>15431796
HE EVEN ASKS FOR MONEY ON STOCKTWITS LMFAO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Trump isn’t going to rescind tariffs. He’ll look like a loser and never admits fault. That’s why I’m buying GLD and SLV options cause this fucker’s running the bull market into the ground

>>15431803
>We can't all just wanna fuck our dogs
woah bro.. you don't have to tell me what you wanna do anon

Do you think you found us because of the smg losers on Stocktwits? And just came here to get some stock twits followers?

You can @me on Stocktwits @BagholderExtraodrinaire

Should I sell my Kraft Heinz at a 50% loss bros?

Who wants me to buy their bags? Shill me the worst stock

>>15431863
LCIguy senpai... are you a man dog hybrid chimera?

OLLI just entered free bounce money territory again.

>>15431886
GALT

>>15431879
Yikes I’d say hold unless you don’t have any cash to make tweet trades off of. It’s still got yield, though that could be cut again at any time.

>>15431879
its going to be fine in the long run desu, im just recently bought some KHC

>>15431886
Here you go...
>>15431869
Baggie, whatcha longing?

>>15431913
S
M
H

Anon who bought the OLLI dip are you still bagholding?

>>15431888
I just like animal reactions.. they're so natural..

>>15431892
Lol I already have more shares than anyone @ mid $4

>>15431886
CGC is my worst holding.

>>15431929
I sold calls and have 100 shares at 57$. It will still most likely enter 60s just cause all the "downgrades" are in the 70s.

I wouldn't ever sink too much in it, I'm a strong defender of stock DIVERSITY.

>>15431472
Blood August. Orange man must claim his prize sooner or later.

>>15431930
Lewd...

>>15431879
KHC is a quality stock... I want to buy some some day. You know they make Kraft Mac & Cheese and Heinz condiments, right? They're not going away anytime soon.

>>15431963
Do zoomers eat that stuff?

When do we hear anything new about GALT?

>>15431857
So he's giving this info for free, and only asks for tips out of the goodness of our hearts? What an angel. I wish he were BAT-verified so I could.

>>15431930
Chihuahuas are good.

Opened more OLLI Calls, I want another 2k.

>>15431959
get your mind out of the gutter..

>>15431990
Do Zoomers eat mustard? I'm sorry, but that's a really stupid question.

Listen up you pennystock gamblers. Buy MO, buy PM! More than $20 billion in market cap is gone since the merger annoucement. A merger should create cost reductions due to synergies. This means higher EPS and thus higher share price. If the merger destroys shareholder value, shareholders will vote against it and the merger will be cancelled. Stocks will then jump back to original levels. This is really easy money... In the mean time, you'll reap juicy dividends. Also buy MERC before it really takes off!

>>15432020
fuck no

buy CEI

CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI

ENPH got nuked thanks to Cramer wow waiting for bottom but that’s a great play for anyone interested in a long

>>15432000
Pronounced
CHAI-hooa-hooa

>>15431996
stop mobile posting leon

it's so obvious

>>15431993
Well, nothing new about trials is expected anytime soon, but at least they might put out a press release about their bankruptcy proceedings.

>>15432020
>Listen up you pennystock gamblers
>Laughs in maximized sharpe ratio

>>15431467
Look, you don't have to get defensive or respond. This is purely a play off me thinking they are overbought (admittedly I bought the put too early). They aren't going to $60 overnight, and I might actually make decent money if the market as a whole takes a downturn. Market sentiment is good today feeding off scraps that the Chinese gave them. You can rest assured if anything breaks down everything will take a dip. When you're so invested in a stock that you take it personal when someone picks a direction, it's time to reevaluate. Surely you're better than the people they are diehard TSLA longs, aren't you?

Yesterday at 224 I had a buy signal on UNH.

>>15432020
Oops, forgot to use my trip
>>15432025
>buy CEI
>Microcap shitstock
Stop trying to ruin people's portfolios

>>15432015
Ror!
>>15432016
Zoomers, in fact, do not eat mustard. I thought this was common sense.
>>15432025
Why?

>>15432020
I keep getting it confused. Is MERC the one that Cramer told me to buy or the scam knockoff one?

>>15432016
>>15432066
I not only eat mustard, I got a bottle of ghost pepper mustard too.
t. zoomzoom

>>15432067
MERCER INTERNATIONAL
They create paper pulp and lumber and produce stable juicy cash flows

>>15432066
>>15432062
CEI will be fun

shorts are waiting to cover with diluted shares but I don't think the holders are going to sell to them this low.. only a matter of time before a margin call hits shorts.. they go to cover.. stock rises.. diluters sell... this will provide liquidity for both sides....

CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI

Big test around 293.75 on the SPY coming up.

>>15432066
>Zoomers, in fact, do not eat mustard

I have seen a zoomer eat mustard.

>>15432028
Ok let’s for a second pretend that whoever that is is me, why would you want to call out someone who wants to help people? That seems a bit....mean? Like even at 4chan standards if someone helps people I mean doesn’t it seem counterproductive to be a jerk to that person? Just by human standards you know? Like who are you? Are you someone that just likes busting balls or like a serious sociopath? Cause if that’s the case that dude is in trouble but if you’re just busting balls hey w/e I can take bantz just cause I got caught lol but really like that’s almost...scary.

>>15432095
Cum eating instructions is fun

What's everybody having for lunch? I'm going with the Sausage Onion and Mushroom calzone.

>>15432102
I had a deluxe ham and swiss and some chips

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>>15432088
Checked. Ror! Exactly. The ghost pepper (fucking love ghost pepper no matter how much it hurts coming out) mustard and the organic local grass fed free range cruelty free fair trade tomato ketchup is what they eat. Point stands.

>>15432102
gin and cananda dry
ror

>>15432095
Interesting, may buy some tomorrow if I exit OLLI.

>>15432003
What's your strike price and expiry date? I might want to get in that call.

>>15432066
>Zoomers, in fact, do not eat mustard. I thought this was common sense.

Wrong. Mustard is so iconic of the Z generation that mustard yellow is their official color.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=generation+z+mustard

>>15432016
Preservative filled, machine extruded, packaged foods like macaroni, wise-ass. And I have never seen a zoomer eat mustard. So I feel that even that is a valid question.

>>15432020
I’m really worried about Altriachan. I think they’re worried about the legal fallout from Juul, and PM would be exposed to it too if they merge...

Ganbatte, Altriachan!

>>15432089
Nice. If they are a US company, would their bottom line be helped by tariffs?

>>15432131
9/20 50$, made 3k on calls and shares earlier this morning. Doing for a double dip, at minimum should test 60 again.

>>15432102
Holy shit I get the same calzone from a local pizza shop in town.

I'm having homemade jerked chicken and beer cheese potatoes. And asparagus for dumb health reasons.

>>15431359
>>15431359
>>15431359
>>15431359
>>15431359
>>15431359
>>15431359

>>15432132
Ror! So they wear mustard, but dont eat Heinz mustard. Mhmm. Also, apparently millenial pink was a thing... I was unaware. Can I be a zoomer?? I've been on the computer since I was a toddler, but I was born halfway through the 90s. Am I accepted? Is there an initiation tide pod eating ritual? I dont want to be a millennial, they suck so much....

>>15432101
shut up leon you're a fag

you literally cross post the same shit within minutes here and on stocktwits lmfao

>>15432143
They operate in Canada and Germany and they have a plantation in Australia. Listing is on NASDAQ. Basically they profit from trade-war because they can export to China (big market for them an growing) without being tariffed.

>>15432169
Alright well you’re just ball busting w/e
On the other hand, that guy has excellent taste in securities and I’m picking up DT since it looks like a FSLY copycat

>I'M TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE
>lies and phonepost/samefags himself in support of his trades
>begs people to give him money
>doubles down on his lies and pretends it's definitely not him

this is all very entertaining

>>15432138
>Preservative filled, machine extruded, packaged foods like macaroni, wise-ass.

Most Zoomers can hardly manage to cook a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. You think they are preparing all their meals from basic ingredients without having it all on a box? Get real. Zoomers are also too poor to buy organic foods. (If they needed to, KHC could make an organic version. Not a big deal.)

>And I have never seen a zoomer eat mustard. So I feel that even that is a valid question.

Your ignorance doesn't cancel out your stupidity.

>>15432145
What are the odds olli hits 60 by 9/20? Is this the start of a free fall to 0?

>>15432168
Zoomers don't actually know how to use computers. The trend has been toward abstraction and simplification. Zoomers grew up with iPads with one button where you just tap what you want on the screen, and where it doesn't let you out of the consumerist walled garden.

Please sirs, do the needful.
Send a small tip to my Venmo and I will pay you back tenfold in big money opportunities!

>Your ignorance doesn‘t cancel out your stupidity
Please, /smg/ is a board of frens
Except leon
shut the fuck up, leon

>>15432247
Th-thanks Lou!

BAKA better have a multi-day runner thing going on. I'm starting to sweat here.

>>15432216
I've been posting about it all day but,

They dropped 30% on missed earnings because they spent TONS of cash opening a shit ton of stores and buying/remodeling closed Toys R Us buildings. Even the new price targets are in the 70s. It may drop to mid/low 50s but it will test 60s just as easily. If your worried it may drop just price in and watch how its playing out.

>>15432183
So they are the enemy is what you are saying? No thanks!

>>15432260
@Baggie The Semi-conductors are going to be great again #MAGA #Bullish ((Stupid Dog Emoki))

>>15432247
Relax. I was just joshing. No hard feelings I hope.

>>15432237
People period don't know how to use computers, when you literally have CS departments across the country full of macbooks you've probably taken a wrong turn somewhere in the timelines.

>>15432237
Oh... I'm too overqualified?

>>15432247
>implied I am fren too
:'D

>>15432263
They're a friend for your portfolio. Higher return and less volatility.

>>15432282
>when you literally have CS departments across the country full of macbooks you've probably taken a wrong turn somewhere in the timelines.

I had a customer the other day that couldn't send me a PDF file because all they used was mac. I literally couldn't help them because they didn't even have a fax machine either. I don't know if it's my fault that they're fucked up, and I couldn't cater to their shitty os, or if that potential customer was retarded and I'm probably better off not having retarded customers like that.

Got some SJM shares under 103. Zoomers and Millennial will start eating Jelly again

>>15432314
>or if that potential customer was retarded
Technology frightens most people, especially if they're put in a situation they've never encountered before. Most likely they were technologically retarded.

>>15432333
Trips of truth. Is that why normies dont take red pills?

>>15432314
I work for a MSP and if a customer has a mac then I cant do a thing remotely. I have to ask them to bring in the computer and then physically work on it.

>>15432333
Nah he was just retarded. He said all of his customer's used macs too, and I've been doing what I do for 12 years and it was the first time I had ever heard of anybody in my industry using a mac. He finally gets a document into a form I can read. Mother fucker sends me a Certificate of Analysis and calls it a Safety Data Sheet. I basically just told him in more or less words to fuck off and stop wasting my time.

>>15432282
>>15432314
I have to use a Mac now for work. I don't see anything fundamentally wrong with it versus Windows or Linux. Your example has nothing to do with MacOS, and all to do with that person's ignorance and your failure to be able to walk needy customers through unfamiliar processes.

>>15432262
Is there any catalyst for a bounce back short term?

>>15432391
>your failure to be able to walk needy customers through unfamiliar processes.
I ain't got time for that. I got real customers that know what they're fucking doing to line my pockets.

Leon Liger(LL) double L loser douche faggot tranny brainlet HIV carrier

Are we buying puts on cpb?

please mr.jones please hit 28k before next friday

trump please restrict your words until saturday

please I voted for you please I'm begging you

>>15432314
But they just work!
I switched to OS X instead of moving to vista, and I think I’ve been doing pretty well without these generations of Bill’s PC.

Macs use fucking PDFs natively, your caller was retarded. Most people who use tech support instead of google are retarded NPCs.

>>15432095
I will never pay for Cum Eating Instruction

>>15432066
i eat mustard, faggot

>>15432413
based

>>15432426
What kind?

>>15432393
Its tremendously oversold and analysts are coming out left and right to say so. I got my new calls at 56$. When things sell off too far they don't need some huge event to justify reclaiming some ground.

>>15432417
Need the lefties to start stirring shit up so he stops tweeting about international affairs. Rally your local antifa gang laddy.

>>15432356
That sounds like a failing of whatever software you use rather than any intrinsic flaw in MacOS. You can set up VNC or some other solution on Mac (e.g. TeamViewer).

>>15432447
mustard mustard

>>15432449
pfft. we got a potential CAT4 hurricane heading strait for Mar-A-Lago he's got other things to worry about this weekend.

>>15432448
Alright, I'll put some dough on it

>>15432466
so youre saying theres a chance?

>>15432492
I prefer 50$ calls, but you should be fine with 60s

CEI gunna blast off

See y'all on the moon

>>15432524
>Lciguy now shilling $0.20 penny stocks
Oh lawd

>>15432457
Meta mustard. Not Heinz.

>>15432524
>>15432534
Eh, its one of those things that can climb if it ever gets real volume again, but could be a long wait.

>>15432524
Wtf LCIguy senpai, redpill me on this. 52 week high was $462, and now it's at 20c?!?!?

>>15432562
extreme dilution.. i think from their series C holders... but i have a feeling they're gunna let the stock breath for a little...

noooooooo my semis just shit out a red candle....

Traded some T for MO

>>15432581
You traded T babies for dude weed? Is the merger really that appealing?

WTFFFFF FASTLY IS FASTLY DUMPING DROPPED 10% IN 10 MINUTES

REEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!

>>15432314
I used to have a mac, like, 15 years ago and it handled PDFs just fine. What the hell happened?

>>15432625
we have come to the conclusion the customer was retarded

>LCI
>CEI

>>15432639
why else would one own a mac

>>15432534
his first shill was big 5 if you ever took him seriously you're retarded

he shilled hmny for godsakes

>>15432168
>but dont eat Heinz mustard
thats because French's is superior yellow mustard brand you scrub
people only get heinz mustard if its in a multi-pack

pic related is best mustard though

>>15432639
basic rule of thumb: every customer is retarded (but its often rude to point out)

>>15432649
I bet even Tim Apple uses Windows.

>>15432662
>every customer is retarded
There's a big difference between an autistic customer, and a pant's on head extra-chromosome hoarding customer though.

>>15432620
We're going to 100!

>>15432682
>There's a big difference between an autistic customer, and a pant's on head extra-chromosome hoarding customer though.
which one are you?

>>15432698

Is SNSS the ultimate crab bag? I've been holding this shit for a little under a month and it hasnt moved either direction at all

>>15432707

Okay buying MO...

>>15432662
How does that Boar's Head compare to classic Maille? Asking for a friend.

>>15432779
MO is going to $30............

>>15432779
if it goes even further down, im going to add more, its so fucking cheap desu

>>15432615
MO is only like 2% dudeweed. I'll get the T babies back but they have super low beta and I think indices will go up again so limited upside for T. Don't really give a shit about the merger. Market cap is down a lot after merger news. Doesn't make sense. More upside in MO right now and really juicy divvies.

When Semis have a strong power hour and close at the high multi day runner will be confirmed via the F1 F2 F3 prophecy.

>switch robinhood account to a cash account to lift PDT restriction while not having a balance of over $25,000
>the change goes through
>options trading is disabled, so I renable it figuring I had to reactivate it after switching
>make an options trade on SPY
>Get a warning about day trading
>apparently you can't trade options on a robinhood cash account so turning on options converts it back to a margin account

For what fucking purpose? Can't you daytrade as many options as you want on other brokers if you have a cash account?

>>15432762
Should be some measure of a pump before the Sept 5 conference. But yeah SNSS is a long term buy.

SOMEONE BUY MY FASTLY BAGS

STOP DUMPING

STOP DUMPING

Reminder that OLLI dropped by 30% because they quadrupled their number of stores.

>>15432819
MO payout ratio is way higher and of course more risky but they have a very good management team so i trust them to properly manage the dividend growth

>>15432801
>MO is going to $30...........
I fucking wish. That would mean PE < 10 and 11% dividend yield.

>>15432847
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>15432871
ok

>>15432869
Payout ratio should be high. There's limited growth opportunities in tobacco. An acquisition once in a while can be debt financed. Debt is super cheap these days anyway.

>>15432844
>zoomy‘s first brokerage
you have to wait until your cash settles dumbass. 2-3 business days.

>sold NTNX before earnings
>it moons
>bought a BOX put
>bigly green day
>could be up 5% instead of down 5%
O CRUEL FATE

Watch OLLI into power hour, if it gets volume and tests 60 again I would sell any calls if it doesn't break. I doubt it does anything like that before close, but it moved fast before.

CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI
CEI
>CEI

Now I'm red. Thanks to these stupid semi-conductors.

Damn fastly was shooting up because not all the shares had been released yet so supply was small. Now all of it is about to hit the market and its shooting down

https://carbuzz.com/news/toyota-just-came-up-with-a-very-strange-sunroof-replacement

>He didn't buy REFR

Almost bought vastly yesterday. Almost.

Bought FSLY calls at open, ask me how I'm doing

>>15432995
How are you doing?

>>15432682
in manufacturing/industrial stuff it is normal to assume that the customer is pants on head retarded (unless they are long term repeat customer), youd be amazed at some of the products that customers try to get made, not realizing that basic laws of physics mean its impossible to make (or impossible for anything near the price they want, or within the time they want, ect...)


retail its not a good assumption, because dumb customer with bunch of money is ideal? and i imagine service sector is somewhere inbetween the two?

>>15432792
>classic Maille
do you mean old style? ive only had maille traditional, but Boar's Head does have the full sized mustard seeds in it, and a little kick from the horsey in it

>>15432844
go to sec.gov and look up daytrading laws

>>15432969
>>15432995
>you wanna see a magic trick?
>im gonna make these gainz disappear...
>tadaaa!

>>15433001
Down 60% (: went all in too

>>15433021
Well you've got a few weeks of bag holding before you're kill... You can thank Mr. Caller for that one. :D

>>15433021
Sorry fren

Here's the thing though the lock up expires on November 1st for fastly. Will it go down further?

>>15433021
Dude, ow.

did leon kill himself?

i'm worried anons

>>15432963
The shares aren't releasing until November. This still has a month to run I'm not selling.

>>15433114
He's having a trader nap.

How impossibly stupid would I have to be to go short vol right now?

Also, I found pic related while reading up on the trade war today. The writer has a great name, teehee.

>>15433021
Ouch fren

>>15433152
They should bring back naps in the workplace. I could really use one right now.

>>15433067
All I need was one more day, was gonna flip them asap in the morning but yes, looks like I will be bagholding

>>15433068
Might just kill myself desu.

Wanted to do it anyway, this is a good excuse.

HELP!
What calls do I buy for MO?!

>>15432902
I know that, I'm not retarded. I made sure my account was already switched over into cash before making these trades.
I know the main drawback of a cash account is that you have to wait for funds to settle. The issue is that you can't trade options on a Cash account in Robinhood where you only have to answer to your unsettled funds instead of PDT. You can only trade them on Instant or Gold. I know for a fact that with an E Trade cash account you can day trade options as much as you want so long as you have the settled funds for it, so why the hell does Robinhood have this seemingly arbitrary restriction for that type of account?

This is literally the last good entry we'll have on BAKA, I'm going to throw another $500 at it.

>>15433232
What dollar amount is 'all in'?

>>15433237
I was going to ask the same thing for Dell. I think it will go down like VMWare did but I could be wrong. Zack's gave it a rank of 3 and an earnings ESP of -3.78% tho

>>15432819
THats because it’s no longer just about the merger, it’s also the Juul legal problems, now they’ve had documents seized.

>>15433260
Like 10k.

>>15433269
Everybody knows Juul is safer than cigarettes. These faggots need to man up and stop being liberals.

juul is beyond fucked

apparently they would go to high schools and kick the teacher out while talking to kids

lmfao company will be fined out the ass

>>15433155
>Orange Wang

>>15433340
Would they pass out free samples?

>>15433340
lel

>>15433237

$48 if you want to get spicy. $46 for more conservative.

So who bought FSLY yesterday?

>>15433307
That's not that bad. Buy Galt with whatever you have left when it's all over.

>>15433307
No sense in an hero over spilled sheks

>>15433386
It's like you want him to die, anon :^)

>>15433359
>>15433352
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/juul-came-to-a-9th-grade-classroom-and-told-teens-their-products-were-totally-safe-according-to-teens-testimonies/

kek

"totally safe bro"

>>15433396
Galt will either appreciate for a while from being in phase 3 or skyrocket from a buyout. Solid wall at 3. Large upside. I want him to live and be merry.

>>15433307
I've blown 100k before. Your fine.

>>15433311
It’s the goddamn fda, just trying to save face and look like the good guys while they fail at stopping the opioid epidemic and fentanyl deaths.

>>15433340
Are you making this up? That would be a reaaaaaal problem.

>>15433360
Thanks bud. I’ve got sooooo much fucking MO though, now I’m eyeing PM instead. Thoughts?

lol can't believe you guys bought Fastly after i posted about it yesterday

if you bought then it's on sale now. nothing's changed

1 hedge fund owns 30% of the float

>>15433430
We should abolish the FDA and the EPA. Useless fucking red tape. Fuck them, Fuck Liberals, and Fuck Trump.

>>15433417
I just don't know if I should baghold or hope another squeeze comes before 9/20

>>15433437
Who was dumping if not them?

>>15433408
Fuck. Every company I buy fucking implodes. I feel like big5guy.

I should not be allowed to handle my own investments.

I'm eyeing TLRD and GME... Believe in Michael, he's long those stocks and it looks like they are bottoming. I'm getting buy signals.

>>15433408
It is though, good luck proving otherwise

>>15433445
don't wait to expiration, wait till like the end of next week so you don't risk losing it all.

Throughout the hearing, Monsees and Gould maintained that Juul never targeted youth and attempted to distance the company from the tobacco industry. “Put simply, Juul Labs isn’t Big Tobacco,” said Monsees, who is also chief product officer. Monsees, alongside cofounder Adam Bowen, became a billionaire in December after tobacco giant Altria acquired a 35% stake in the company to bump its valuation to $38 billion. Forbes estimates his net worth to be $1.1 billion.

>House representatives also hammered at the start-up for its outreach into schools—measures that Juul said were designed to educate youth on the dangers of nicotine addiction. Internal documents showed Juul established a five-year “youth prevention” program in 2018 and paid $10,000 each to schools that agreed to implement a company-sponsored curriculum, according to internal documents the House received. Gould said the company gave grants to six schools before ending the program. During the first part of the hearing on Wednesday, 17-year-old Caleb Mintz, son of a founder of an anti-vaping advocacy group, testified that a Juul representative came to his New York high school in April 2018 and, in the absence of teachers, told students how to use the device and that it was “totally safe.”

See, they aren't Big Tobacco. They were just trying to (((educate))) the youth lmfao

>>15433470
can you buy soxs for me? Kinda need that one to implode bigly before tomorrow's close.

Juul is such a VC scam it could honestly be the next theranos

>>15433470
maybe spend more than 5 minutes """""""researching"""""""" a company you """"""""""invest"""""""""" in dumbass

>>15433465
>what are shorts in a parabolic run up
>what are stops

OH NO ITS BACK TO WHERE IT WAS 2 DAYS AGO

the only bagholder is u xD

just DCA or take your loss

>>15433482
Eh, there seems to be a negative effect of even nicotine-free vaping on the cardiovascular system. Probably going to increase risk of stroke and shit.

All this black market shit and thc vaping related pneumonia isn’t good either.

They don’t have to prove that much to administer a fine if they’ve got the will of the public behind them.

>>15433471
>GME flying up past $4 today
I don't fucking understand any of this

Dell earnings after close. I'm gonna sit this one out, but I think they'll beat but not lower guidance.

>>15433532
The burry bump?

>>15433261
I bought 5 $45 9/20 puts on DELL

Let it ride!

>>15433535
that'll be good for Semi conductors right? Since they are like an intermediary for normies to buy chips and shit?

>>15433526
Just tell me if it's gonna go back up man

>>15433408
letting a private company giving talks to kids to shil its product.. the absolute state of usa.

I just went all in on this Fastly dip at $27. 15k.

>>15433549
they probably gave them money to support the football team in exchange for the children's souls.

>>15433408
i love juul, love seeing all my addicted zoomers peers.
"bro can i get a hit? lost my charger but im not addicted" (actually true story btw, kek)

>>15433545
Yeah, more sales means more inventory means more chips ordered to make the PCs. They are mostly, if not exclusively, an Intel shop IIRC

Like if you're having a stressful day, you can totally take the hall pass and go to the bathroom for a Juul break.

>>15433555
Checked - godspeed anon

>>15433580
Sounds really nice right about now...

I’m too stupid to know how to buy a good call. PM seems like a must buy though. Literally they just have to not merge, what’s the fucking problem?

Didn’t they have a good quarter?

>>15433547
you'll be fine anon

there's a reason i posted about it yesterday

great product used by nearly everyone. there's a lot of eyes on this one. low float = lots of manipulation

I fucking hate the stock market.

Do it, Donny.

>>15433269
They will just pay a fine and move on. Business as usual for tobacco

>>15433664
I guess. Doesn’t mean the stock won’t tank though. “Value” investing is dead as shit.

Shoulda bought those fucking calls...

Etsy has now joined the crab!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .45%, not as good as the index but I'm pretty happy considering the % cash I'm holding.
I swear world of warcraft is sucking out my soul. I've only played like 10 hours but I feel physically drained, my face is a death's head and my eyes don't stop itching. There's a powerful evil somewhere in the code of this game. My only hope is that maybe the evil force lives in the data for ragnaros or something and I can kill it, if not leave me behind, I'm done for

>there are people itt who dont know how to diversify
>in the year 2010+9
ishygddt

>>15433705
Down over 4.7%. Bad day to pwn puts

>>15433705
>.45%
Please put a zero in front of that. It triggers medical errors in me.

0.45%

>>15433705
I'm up 4% due to five $14 9/20 puts on HRB

>>15433664
I was addicted to real tobacco for too long then went through hell to quit. I hope they get the worst over the top punishments possible then burn and all the top guys of the company get cucked by niggers

>>15433705

World of Witchcraft is the devil's game.

NEW

>>15433727
>>15433727
>>15433727

>>15433727
>>15433727
>>15433727

>>15433705
Up 0.92% ($218). Started watching FSLY. Also, FUCK BEARS.

>>15433705

Decent green day.

>>15433705
another bull day. pretty satisfied with my performance havent gotten any of the spy downturn the past few months
thanks bollinger nation.

also this california heat is driving me crazy, winter come soon. bull nap time

>>15433705
I‘m killin‘ it. This really is my greatest portfolio construction.

>>15433710
>he wants to be +.01 over 100 time
>he doesn’t want to be that chad +.4 over 100 time

>>15433705
Ok day, too much cash% right nowz

>swear world of warcraft is sucking out my soul
What server? I'm debating getting it, but idk if I want to do a middle/high school reunion to play classic

Kids these days. Put down the vapecock and play WoW: Classic like a real gamerman

>>15433705
up 25 % today due to LCI calls, through all of the money from that into OLLI calls, now we wait and see

>>15433726
Good thing he's doing World of Warcraft instead then, eh?

Getting somewhat concerned about potential volatility in the bond market. It could be a year or so till a recession truly kicks in and theres room for the treasury market to come down off these highs before then. Anyone know a good way to hedge against yield volatility?

>>15434265
How about seizing the means of production?