/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15425471
it gets old, plus the smell of asshole coming up isn’t always the best

And then you woke up.

>>15425471
Gross he’s all naked and shit

It's a terrible feeling knowing that I'm 25 and people born in 2004 are more pussy than me.

>>15425478
This

>>15425478
have you ever had sex?

>>15425490

>>15425471
>wearing the plastic jew on your peepee
NGMI

>>15425496
Yep had a latina gf who liked doggy and all I could ever smell during it was a faint whiff of ass taint. Enjoyed missionary and spread eagle more

>>15425471
nah. I got myy dick sucked and im so disgusted its not even funny. I think im going back into cacoon mode

I had sex for the first time when I was 17, if that's making it then life is boring as fuck.

>>15425478
This, but even worse when she's on her period/just began period

>>15425536
that smell is suppose to fuel your horniness fren. Take the jew porn pill and watch only anal, it's only smellz
Nah but for real, if the girl is hot... smell doesn't bug me because i know it's coming off an angel. If she is anything but 8/10 or above then it be nasty

>smell of asshole
I literally live in a third world country, had sex with a few dozen girls, and never had this problem. Don't your fucking rich girls know the basic hygiene?

>>15425710
This. Anyone complaining about "asshole smell" is an obvious incel

>>15425558
>not fucking her so hard she gets her period a few days early

>>15425471
this position sucks, you don't get to see the cute penis

>>15425529
Topkek

>>15425471
The moment I knew I made it was when I got invited to Dubai by a close friend and literally watched the sons of two sheikhs piss and shit all over a russian porn star, her name was Elen Million I believe. There cocks were small and seem to not affect her much so they brought in a few really black skinned indians (I believe they were servants) and ordered them to fuck her and these guys were pretty well hung. The billionaire oil tycoon sons began defecating on her and I just kept looking at my buddy and asking him why were watching this and he just looked down and said "money....look at thr lengths she's gone to to earn paper money brother.." in that moment I realized something crucial that I won't share with anyone here.

>>15425558
Blood makes excellent lube

>>15425837
wtf did I just read

>>15425837
You want to share it. Don't let the secret rot your soul.

>>15425871
All women are whores

>>15425871
I realized I wanted no part in my friends business. I didn't want to be apart of that world. I've never had a racist bone in my body but in that moment I genuinely I wanted every single gulf Arab eradicated. I pretty much told him I wanted out, he was confused but ultimately told me "your loss.." and basically told me to fuck off. Went into my savings and built a monastery in Bulgaria and I'm living my life as a gregorian monk.

>>15425837
Yeah that you're gay

>>15425903
based

>>15425839
It really doesn't, fucks up the friction, virgin.

>>15425903
beta as fuck, you couldve fucked those cunts over

>>15425471
Hey man
In HS and college i was that guy
Cared about money but not to the extant i do now
Used to get 5-6 girls a year
Now get about 1-2
The chase of wealth is hard
It may work ... it may not
I miss the naive days of just fucking bitches and having GFs without a care
But fortunately or unfortunately i evolved
If i get where i want to get it will all be worth it.. if not... maybe not but it will be a great lesson
Dont know what im saying now.. but just stag strong man... life is crazy.. pussy is good... but its not the end all be all... fulfill tour dreams.. if you can

Stupid fucking jannies

>>15425903
retard

>>15425558
I had a gf when I was younger that got super horny on her period. Always had to lay a fucking towel on the bed to fuck. She also wanted me to go down on her during those times too, kinda fucking weird right? I never did it, but she always fucking begged for that shit.

>>15425999
The eating her out on her period thing was a shit test. You passed it, good job anon

>>15425478
>plus the smell of asshole coming up isn’t always the best
>the ass of his fuckmates actually has any kind of scent at all, because they simply smear their ass after taking a shit rather than cleaning it properly with water and soap
wh*te people everyone

>>15425903
based and fictionpilled

>>15425471
Based

>>15425903
Based but bad b8

>>15425837
Based Arabs

>>15425478
>diarrhea_anal_sex.gif

Green candles give me far more joy.

>>15425536
what the actual fuck
that's not normal...she clearly was dirty
been with many women and have never experienced that dude ffs

>>15425529
>the plastic jew

>>15425903
>I've never had a racist bone in my body
cucked and betapilled, never gonna make it during the 4th reich

>>15425478
God I want to experience this so fucking badly. To have a nice brapper right in front of me and be able to catch whiffs. I'd rub her asshole too

>>15426323
>I want to experience this so fucking badly
Then do it. An escort shouldn't cost any more than $150 for 30 minutes no matter where you live.

>>15426338
Escorts aren't an option for me. I could never live with myself if I resorted to that.

>>15426338

you don't want to fuck an escort raw and royally fuck yourself over by cumming in 2 seconds and getting herpes. just maybe don't be a cringe human and find the worthiness of yourself to find love. women shouldn't be intimidating, or evil, they are just creatures like ourselves.

>>15426323
I had a gf with a losy vagene with floppy roasties, it was normally sized when she wasn't excited, but as soon as she started to get wet it was a fucking flood and her hole transformed in a fucking unholy grotto. And as soon as the grotto status was reached, at almost each peepee back-and-forth she vaginally farted. It was fun and kinda embarassing at first, but it was getting ridiculous after few minutes, and really clown-tier after 20mn.
>BRRAAAP-braapy-BRRAAAAAAP-brapbrap-BRAAAAAAAPPPP
Good lord, i still have PTSD from this and it was more than a decade ago.

>>15426362
Women only want Chad though. I know that I'm going to die a virgin. I just fantasize about sex a lot.

>>15426344
Yet here you are on this racist anonymous pedo forum trying to find ways to scam people out of money

>>15426372
i've been there anon. You are making me recall repressed memories

>>15425963
What's the deal with low IQ learners using ellipses

>>15425903
hahahahaha what?

>>15425999
I go down on my girlfriend when she is on her period. I just suck the clit tho and don't finger her.

>>15426398
sorry fren
*brap*

>>15426434
Are you really outgoing and muscular?

>>15425880
>all women are sexual deviants who crave dick

>>15426372
this happened to my ex fwb and she kept apologizing and i wasn't going to comment on it she made the whole situation very uncomfortable when it didn't have to be

>>15425471

not quite. best is when you pull out a bit and you can see the pussy gripping you. that's 10/10.

>>15426478
>and she kept apologizing and i wasn't going to comment on it
holy fuck, exactly the same here. Why can't bitches learn to shut their fucking whore mouth? As it would have changed anything with excuses but make it weirder.

>>15425529

>>15426527
bitches talk too much

>>15425555
Shame